Dress shirt, tie, jacket

>dress shirt, tie, jacket
>jeans
>giant shoes with wedges in them

Why does he do it?

To be taller

you just know he and jeremy renner have crossed swords before

lol dem space boots lol

How does he keep getting away with it?

Hes wearing high heels tailored into sneakers

He looks like a 12 year old at a formal event.

dear lord lol can we get more RDJ pics like this

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Is everyone in Hollywood a midget?

If Jared is 5'9, how short is RDJ?

Robert "Down Here" Jr.

The jeans would work if he didn't go full retard on a formal look from the waist up, even a faggy Nirvana t-shirt or something underneath the jacket would have looked better

my guess is at least 4'9

4'9"

Does Chris ever wear big boots around RDJ?

I'd make a point it doing it to annoy him

Robert "Is it in yet" Jr. is pure lulz

poor guy.. all the money in the world, and still so insecure and unhappy


> mfw i know fucking 5'7 manlets who lead happy lives and fuck/date amazing girls

He really is the closest thing to a real Iron Man, using shoe wedge exoskeleton technology to increase his manliness

>RDJ took 50mil of the 250mil budget for CW before taking a further 5% of the gross
>Left CW with fuck all for CGI budget
>Spends the money on lifts and jeans

How do we stop him from ruining the MCU further? He'll be demanding 60 mil for Infinity War

all that drugs and him being used up at a young age really fucked him up

As a short guy, it is always humiliating for me to see men do this. Just fucking accept you are short, doing this just looks pathetic.

>Robert "Down Here" Jr.

>all the money in the world, and still so insecure and unhappy

You would be too if you had been raped in jail

All modern men's dress shoes are like this. Most are 3/4"-1"

They give you a natural stride by forcing the palm of your foot to hit the ground before your heel.

Nothing meme worthy about it.

+gold.

id be willing to get raped once if it meant id have his money. regular gay porn probably only pays a couple hundred bucks. i mean obviously its not gonna be gentle but thats like 100million+ right there.

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kek

>He'll be demanding 60 mil for Infinity War
He's getting 100 millions. Everybody know this you fucking moron

I bet anything he is really 5'6"

no idea why he is so insecure about it

>Tom Cruise
>5'7''
Good chuckle.

But also RDJ, c'mon. He's shorter than Leto with fucking lifts.

get a load of this homo