Any of you guys planning on wearing Cred Forums-themed costumes for Halloween?

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I'm going to a Zombie Pub crawl dressed as Dale Gribble from KotH because I have his same body type and love of pocketsand.

My friend with a dad bod is gonna be Hank, my balding friend is going to be Bill and my blonde fuckboy friend is gonna be Boomhauer. The costumes are easy we're just going to get drunk all night and quote KotH.

you could order it at a time where it seems like you are just preparing everything for the party and no guests have shown up yet

Disney master-race

This, but it would be awkward if it looked like only four people were coming, so you better order at least 20 pizzas.

>tfw no car
>tfw no license

Who Daredevil here?

It's a very American thing. Other places don't really do anything for it. Certainly not to the extent you lot do.

me, my wife, and our 1 1/2 year old son are going as the dread pirate roberts, princess buttercup, and an r.o.u.s., respectively

sounds comfy I don't believe you

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hmm, maybe you care too much about what some kid might think?

>tfw car
>tfw licence

>that'll be 15 bucks
>"yeah i'm just having a pre-party pizza before my friends come round"
>cool man that'll be 15 bucks
>"yeah they'll be round soon, should be a wild party"
>sounds good that'll be 15 bucks

>be ausfag
>stupid kids knock on door in stupid costumes asking for lollies
>sorry we don't do that in Australia but I'll see if I can find anything
>tfw I give them an anticol each
>tfw I see the disappointment on their faces

>tfw pizza guy doesn't care whether or not your alone and just wants money for the service of bringing pizza to your door

I liked watching her play with her tits. That was pretty great.

>telling people what country they are in

Me and 3 buddies are going to a party as ghostbusters. Hoping to get with this girl that i'm pretty sure im deeply in love with and if i get rejected i will be deeply depressed for a while. What are you doing going as, op?

I delivered pizza and the only thing on my mind when delivering pizza to a house was what their change was if they were paying by cash.

>tfw the pizza guy gets sex because he rides either a car or a motorcycle while you masturbate to cartoons and listen to Hans Zimmer soundtracks

First post, best post.

I was thinking about going as Ash from the evil dead series, seems like a pretty easy costume to pull off

>he doesn't go out to get smashed with the lads on Halloween

wew

>haha I forgot to ask my mom for money, m-maybe I can pay you with a handjob? she doesn't return until noon what ya think?

step 1: cut off hand
step 2: attach chainsaw
step 3: ????
step 4: profit!

I'd let her wear my dick if you know what I mean

My friend wants to go out as a clown and follow people.

He's going to die.

>tfw I don't know what you mean by this

those are big tits

carboncostume.com/bill-wilson/

she's a big girl

serves the DCuck right

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yuck

I'm going as Clooney in From Dusk Till Dawn.

Marty mcfly the easiest costume

It definitely shows a certain level of arrested development for modern adults when "cosplay porn" like this is so common, now. Especially when it's amateur.

There's just something odd about a girl unironically thinking it's sexy to dress like a character from the Incredibles to titillate men around the same age as her.

That's what I did last year. I ended up spending $60 on a vintage North Face vest but it's cool since I wear it all the time.

You have to have the charisma, dad body, and a handsome face or it will fall apart. Be a bloody ash to hide your ugly little girl face

>desperately always wanted to be Marty
>beaner
It just doesn't work. Once I was a Napoleon/Pedro hybrid and got some laughs and compliments

I could pull this off, but I'd have to shave my beard and I don't know if that's a commitment I can do

Man you could do it, do it user

not with that mentality

have someone follow you around dressed like mexican doc

that's a mordsith outfit

go as a disheveled time traveler marty

I wanted to do something in the vein of Jokers henchmen from Suicide Squad, some wacky mask and clothes alond with a magazine carrier and a prop gun. Unfortunately I wear prescription glasses and weight 250lbs.

Pervert girl, Chelhellbunny. T H I C C

Maybe

> want to dress up as Sherif Ali
> Would be incredible difficult to put together
> People would think I'm dressing up as ISIS
> Others would think I'm culture appropriating

It would be even better

I'm a skinny as fuck asian dude. Who should I go as this year?

The same one you do every year.
Glenn from the Walking Dead

Hope you enjoy that, sounds like fun.

nigggggga

Gonna go as Rick O Connell lads

Gilbert Gottfried

He was so handsome lads...

What in the FUCK happened?

Your welcome.

rule34(dot)xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2034908

You need to find a Beni

if your lips start burning you might wanna get checked holmes

Too fat.

Me and some friends have gone as the Trailer Parks Boys every year for five years but the other guys were my gf's friends and she just dumped me so now I'm just going to kill myself.

he was unironically a 10/10 in The Mummy years

Short Round

>You will NEVER have Brendan Fraser's 30's movie star good looks

Anyone got a rope?

The best side kick ever
>shortround
Or him in the Goonies with some gadgets

I was thinking of going as Gene Hackman in Mississippi Burning.

>you planning on wearing Cred Forums-themed costumes for Halloween?
No, because I don't have anyone to spend halloween with.

He lives in Southern California. Why does he need all those layers?

was considering this. already have a suit, just need to get the rain coat which is only like 13 bucks

But do you have 10/10 hair to slick back?

They also might think you're dressing as a muslim woman.

Find a friend that wants to go as green hornet and go as Kato

Maybe 8 or 9/10

Its great but its not perfect, i do have same hair color though. plus thats what i do with my hair anyway. Alls i really h ave to do is just clean shave my beard

jackie chan

>Hill Valley

I think he's North California, someplace like Modesto.

>tfw can only accurately go as Krillin
>and there's no 18

Halloween isn't a thing for grownups where I live so no

>he'll never fuck a 8/10 drunk chick dressed as Catwoman.

You have my condolences user.

>Why yes I do dress up as a popular cartoon character on Halloween

Noiiiiiiice

>feelsbadman.jpeg

>not ordering a bunch of pizzas
>not loudly calling out "Pizza's here!" into your empty apartment right before you close the door

Fucking casual.

What is this, 2015?

>Chellhellbunny

yeh no thanks

I'm going as Dr. Light.

I have two flashlights that I'll ductape to each arm and I'm planning on flashing my rays at any fucking normie I lay my mighty eyes on. I also have sparklers to add to the fear.

Welcome to the terror dome, faggots.

since when was this board full of normies that went to halloween parties? unless you are all highschoolers?

that's a good idea thanks user

Did this for voodoo fest on Halloween weekend. Was a good time.

this guy has it right
the only time I went to a halloween party was in highschool. I went as Waldo from Wheres Waldo. Worst mistake ever everyone kept shouting OH I FOUND WALDO or some iteration of that shit. Got so drunk by the end of the night I lost my glasses and hat

Go as that homeless guy from Back to the Future then. Red or whatever his name is.

Cross dress, you asian boys do it best.

Well they did film part of in in california. Any scene with the clock tower and the twin pines mall is actually the puente Hills mall. It's my local mall and they have the back to the future sign inside the mall

Dr. Light is a DC Comics villain famous for raping the wife of hero Elongated Man.

Always bothered me Mcfly doesn't wear a belt. I mean,c'mon!

He has suspenders

>so common, now

>thinking it's sexy to dress like a character from the Incredibles to titillate men around the same age as her

The character is older than she probably is. Or do you have a problem with people being attracted to milfs? Also, cosplay has been a thing forever. Your grandma was probably dressing up as a fucking nurse for your grandfather.

i'd like to put together a rebel pilot costume but knowing myself i probably won't, also it won't be recognized if i go to a party with it between all the shitty harley quinns and jokers that there will be around

Hey now. Hans Zimmer is pretty goid.

>Hans Zimmer is pretty goid

Go as a zombie with slit wrists or a noose around your neck, with your pants around your ankles.

My gf is going as Harley Quinn.

>tfw I had a catwoman once

BTW anyone going as PEPE the hate symbol?

Does your gf like google reverse search too?

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how would you make a pepe costume work

We're more like internet bf and gf, I've spent around 300 dollars on spoiling her. She loves me for that.

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Dude idk. Just wondering if anyone is attempting it.

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>We're more like internet bf and gf, I've spent around 300 dollars on spoiling her. She loves me for that.

I'm cutting the ears off a Yoda mask and wearing a Trump t-shirt with a Star of David necklace. Gonna be secret Jew Trump supporter Pepe.

>Gets legit cucked still loves it.

I feel sorry for your mother little fella.

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i have a completely accurate Mogadishu ranger uniform.

Impressive.

Last year I advised someone to do a Wojak in a Pepe suit costume. You've seen the image, you know what I mean. Simple enough; hot glue ping pong balls on a green hoodie. You'll look like a lazy Kermit the Frog, but still.

Frog suit, not terribly difficult. Wear green. Morph suit if you're halfway trying, it's funnier if you're half-assing it.

Alright alright alright

She is somehow unsettling. It makes me uncomfortable to look at her face.

Because the eyes are obviously photoshopped to be larger

I'm going as the best fighter in the world. I don't need to wear a fuckin costume.

I would love to dress as lawrence but I'd need blue contacts and the costume would take too long :((

lol nice one

Right looks like an older version of right

I have legitimately no idea who I'd look like enough to not look fucking autistic in a costume. I've been told I'm decent looking I guess but that still doesn't help, so usually I go the easy route and do the Oz thing from season 4 of Buffy.

Damn it, I fucked up...

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The Supreme Gentleman

Me and my half nig friend go as Crockett and Tubbs every year. Best costume ever, it's comfortable and looks good.

My dick likes it but my brain doesn't.

>we want the bloodrayne audience

With maximum autism.

I got the jacket off etsy

I never got the point of this scene, the whole story could've been done without showing this, there was other shit they could've done than ruin ralph and sue.

gladly not 4u
but for myself

>swn hit you in the balls with an agiel
;_;

>What are you user some army guy?
>haha yeah sort of, it's actually from blackhawk down - you know that flick about Mogadish-
>I just need to find my friends see ya!

This thread just reminded me how lonely I will feel on Halloween. She will probably go to some party and hook up with someone. The feels are too strong this time of year.

jokes on you, i don't go to parties and i'm already engaged. i'm just gonna stay home and play vidya.

who /spidey/ here

I'm going as the big guy and the wife is going as Harley again. We've gone as those two the past few years.

>those fangs

SEVERAL PARTS OF MY BODY ARE CUMMING HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AMBULANCE

I think you're more of a faggot for this post than the pizza boy probably is going to

for Halloween i dress up as a suicidal alcoholic

Do you really wanna be dressed as a fucking ghostbuster during this crucial moment?

gayest thing i've read all week tbqh

Then why are you even posting here? Fucktard.

>generalizing and criticizing the world of modern sexuality
>on Cred Forums

Hey, that's the costume I wear to the office. Everyday.

Good luck trying to have a quickie while wearing a jumpsuit. Speaking from experience here. But I wasn't dressed as a Ghostbuster. I was dressed as an inmate. And it wasn't Halloween.

underated.

not really Cred Forums related but going as this guys is always a safe bet.

B R E H S

I went as CIA last year, might as well do the same this year.

I'm going to be Robert. That way I can plow some mums while their bitter autistic sons are shitposting down below about how dressing up on Halloween is for kids and desperately trying to justify being lonely virgins.

I'm confused why are people dressing up as capeshit and random famous characters?
I thought it was about being spooky or is it all a cynical attempt to beat the competition by ignoring the theme and going with what is most likely to get you laid?

damn that's pretty good.

in this case photoshop. brendon fraiser is still very good looking, per se

shes craving a smashing aint it

Whoa, a true detective.

Cia with bane mask

Fucking normies I hate that you normie fucks have completely taken over my website this is bullshit you all should be killed and your wives and gfs given to us that actually deserve them you don't deserve them we do. Not only do you take our website but you take our meme culture. HURR I AM BEING BANE HURR I AM BEING PEPE HURR FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN FUCKS YOU WILL GIVE US THE GFS OR WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND TAKE THEM BY FORCE THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STEAL OUR CULTURE.

Not gonna lie
He spots a damn fine tie

photoshop is a fantastic thing, lad

Gonna do this with my roommate. I'm small and look like Elijah, and he's a big guy.

Harley quinn

Just looked at the price of the tie.

ITS 500 BUCKS

WTF

/arcanines/ need to leave.

Holy shit I was there too. lel When Florence took off her shirt and was running around in her bra barefoot I reached out for a hi5 and got a handful of her pretty much bare tit. Was pretty cool.

I was thinking of either doing CIA or the Driver. If i did CIA no one would know what it is, and most people would probably think i forgot a costume

And they'll think you're the type of autist that wears a polo shirt tucked into cargo pants. And a windbreaker.

Was CIA autistic?

Hell yes.

but at that point, just go as Thin White Duke Bowie.

zazzle.com/yoshikage_kiras_tie_jojos_bizarre_adventure-151628413429647412

You can even design a cheap custom tie. Step the fuck up.

Who is this faggot? He looks like a chink cartoon character.

There's a serious lack of girls in costumes ITT

You can tell who's a virgin/underaged by going out and seeing a bunch of autists grasping their belts and snickering "4 U" and "big guy." Of course when they're anally devastated, they'll call their bullies hotheads.

>the wife
Dude that's Screaming Mantis, aka Jewwhore McSaggytits, aka ex gf of Brad Jones the Cinema Snob.

Now why would that be, oh observant one?

Shhh I'm trying to trigger /r9k/ and that was the only picture of a person in a Bane costume with a girl I could find that didn't reverse Google. I already got one

Aaaand of course she's a fat, waterbed-titted, talentless cunt just begging for attention. And you idiots do just that; you give her what she wants.

I dont know. Cred Forums is filled with literal fags?

wtf how can a belt be so expensive?

I take it your mother has reduced your good boy points allowance?

This.

The only acceptable army costume is Patton.

And the people who do know what your costume is come in two flavors:

>Oh I remember! You're supposed to be that CIA guy from the beginning of the 3rd batman movie. What a weird choice of costume.

>Hehe, you're a big guy, hehe memes, hehe reddit

>Normie conversation with subtle line drops

>$475 is expensive for a belt

Get /fa/ nerd, I spent $495 on a Saint Laurent belt like a week ago and that was on sale. Hell a Hermes belt is about $3,000 and that doesn't even come with a buckle. The most I've ever spent was on a Dolce & Gabbana I think and it was like $900.

I'm going as Jared Leto

>tfw I get told I look good on a frequent basis because I just know what looks good together and don't have to overspend to compensate like an autist

You either have a very high salary or you're a moron.

>tfw don't get told anything because no friends
hehe

This is my costume, for those of you who dont get it i am the Riddler, Batmans arch nemesis. my name is Edward Nigma Or E.Nigma short for enigma which means a mystery or secret.
The Riddler staff is authentic
Part 1/2

>tfw i can pick clothes that look ok on me and fit in well with the people i interact with but i can never get them in the right size because i all ways order online

2/2
This one has the jacket on lol silleh face.
Would post more but I am dabbing in most of the other photos.

The RIddler hat and jacket are versani and authentic.

>retarded autists will fall for this measly b8

They're lying to you. Just kidding, do you bro, I'm not some fashion Nazi. I just enjoy what I enjoy.

The former. Maybe some of the latter.

fuck off

good luck faggot

Why the faggot facial expression user

its okay being lonely. Not everyone gets to have Halloween parties.

Your phone case looks fairly gay and i suck your dick

That's funny, I saw Episode 1 a million times and I don't remember a Sherif Ali being on tattoine

Your fiancee takes off her Zora's Sapphire engagement ring when she comes to my house to fuck.

back-pedalling samefag detected

>mexican doc

HELL YES DO IT user
CHICANOS IN TIME

>finally got a chicken suit
>planning to wear it on college campus
>bringing a kfc bucket to cling to

Might be fun.

Grow your facial hair a bit and get in shape for next year and you'll make a great Oliver Queen.

If I go out I'll probably just do generic cowboy again.

Still want to merge Hotline Miami with Power Rangers but no one ever wants to do a group costume.

Oh boy, someone found my twitter, my fiancee is happily engaged to me, sir.

Spoilers Im engaged

Dont know what you mean but im not photogenic, my soon to be wife was coaching me off camera. Ended up dabbing like 30 times lolz

THANKS GUYS

Pink guy

You aren't Drake McWhorter faggot, now fuck off. Timestamp or post on Twitter or be dubbed a fucking infidel that got caught.

I'm dressing like a murderous clown

I grab that brown hair and pound her so hard she screams and says she's so happy she found me because you can't please her sexually.

>Comic and Video Game Enthusiast
>Patreon
God, I hope you get cancer and die.

Pray you aren't in my neck of the woods because I'm concealed carrying Halloween night just in the hopes of a faggot dressed like a clown trying to fuck with me so I can mozambique drill him and get away with it.

>My mom and I haven't spoken in over three years. I decided to be the bigger person and reach out. Now, we're repairing our relationship :)
You're such a faggot

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He's the main antagonist of Part 4 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable.

He's a serial killer that blows people up without a trace and just wants to live a quiet life in between his killings (which he determines based on how quickly his fingernails and toenails are growing).

He's still only second-best villain.

Literally rebbit.

I will wear the flesh of dead niggers and bathe in their AIDS and syphilis infested blood so i can transmit the diseases to infant kikes.

>sorry, i wasn't invited to do anything fun for halloween because i'm a fucking unbearable faggo

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much like yourself, fishing for (you)s with shit-tier bait on Cred Forums

Who vidya rollin

Embarrassing. Way to out yourself for taking shit bait. Kys.

how do i get a big butt gf

Don't forget the headphones

I will wear the flesh of dead niggers and bathe in their AIDS and syphilis infested blood so i can transmit the diseases to infant kikes.

>people with this kind of money browse Cred Forums

But why? Assuming you're not lying of course.

That vest and that radio (including the handset) are not in any way accurate.

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I will wear the flesh of dead niggers and bathe in their AIDS and syphilis infested blood so i can transmit the diseases to infant kikes.

Why not? Just because I have money doesn't mean I can't shitpost. People always assume that when you get money your life changes and you become a completely different person. I'm just as much of a Cred Forums posting degenerate as I was before I got the money. Maybe more of a degenerate honestly?

I will wear the flesh of dead niggers and bathe in their AIDS and syphilis infested blood so i can transmit the diseases to infant kikes.

How'd you get the money lad

That's depressing desu. I always thought rich people had much, much better things to do.

graduate with a STEM degree

doing that in 2 years desu
electronics (electrical?) engineering

Mixture of trust funds and my job.

Nah, we're mostly the same as people that aren't rich we just have more options because we can pay for more stuff.

Law, my man.

Engineer I assume? Do you actually enjoy it or do you just enjoy the income?

Moonman or CIA?

hacienda heights?

ya it me

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Easiest costume for me would be punisher. I already have a military jacket and I would just need the skull shirt. maybe some kind of defenders group costume.

man in black daredevil is cheap and easy as well if someone wants that. jessica jones and luke cage is easy as well. not sure what iron fist costume is like though since its not out.

That's cool user. Honestly I hope to befriend a guy like you and become a member of an entourage. Seems like a sweet lifestyle.

best costume is one that shows your face and doesnt require carrying around props all day. why?

I want people to recognize me and not have to take the mask off. I need hands for holding my beer and the other for doors or whatever.

DEVO costume

This. That's why something like is the perfect costume. Functional, looks nice, you aren't cold or hot, you don't have props, etc.

don't forget the glasses boyo

Cred Forums costume check list:

bowl cut - check
flip flops - check
fedora (optional) - check
cargo shorts - check
pop culture reference t-shirt - check

nobody will forget my budd dwyer costume

>no trench coat/scorpion jacket
>no katana
0/10, apply yourself.

ex pizza guy here

i dont give a fuck what you are doing, just have the money and be home when i come to your house because im already thinking about my next delivery

There is literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts

White guy, 6'3ish, brown short hair, 180lbs. 6-7/10 face

what wear? I am both generic enough to be pretty much anything and not specific enough to really nail something

Australian wilfred was better than American wilfred

murrican wilfred basically ruined the entire show

Australian Wilfred fucking sucked and American Wilfred wasn't much better.

wear this *unzips dick*

They were completely different shows. It's really impossible to truly compare them.

Pocket-sand goes in the left side

Is this a series? What is this?

american wilfred is awesome.

On my 3rd, kinda 4th rewatch of the show

I go as Dangle every year. Should be even better this year with the BLM bs

thumbnail looks like the intro to an isis execution video

stale as fuck 2012 maymays - check

I don't have friends but I want to go to a party wut do?

>not ordering it in the middle of the day to make it seem like you're just chilling before shit goes down, throwing it into the fridge, then enjoying cold leftovers of an entire pizza
Wew

drive around and look for a house with tons of cars out front, go in holding a bottle of vodka.
make a friend quickly before you're found out

triggered user that wears those layers of clothing - check

no, we've been making those jokes about ourselves for years, newfag. It's tired.

>newfag
Way to blow your cover

Glad I'm not the only one who rocked the dangle outfit.

Who is this bane of Ahab's existence?

kek

I like you.

>lads
>wew
It's funny because you aren't British.

I'm from Wales you cunt

why is it so inconceivable that a British person is posting on Cred Forums

Was thinking of going as hole punched Jim from that one episode minus Jim.

how do you type with your teeth all fucked up

ah so you just roleplay as a chav on the internet. Cool stuff man.

I use my fingers

>implying I go outside at night
>implying anyone will care what costume I wear in my room

I want to ____ you.

>Hi Paul!

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I plan to go full autist this year

i think i'm going to convince my dad to wear the windbreaker (since he already loves windbreakers) then the polo shirt then the belt, the cargo pants might be difficult and the boots even more difficult, but i'll do it.

If I wasn't a lazy fuck, I'd make this costume.

>tfw I still have my dusty Guy Fawkes mask from 2008 in my room

I'm aroused and disgusted at the same time, user

crossdressing a harley quinn

i've previously done Pornstache from OITNB, Nic Cage from Raising Arizona, and Richie Tenenbaum. still no idea about this year, I have no budget.

pic may not be related, chose for filename.

please don't remind me

Gonna go as the high sparrow nigga

>great Bernie Sanders costume, user!

This

Do this and go around giving loser looking guys game advice

i got a generic roman warrior from target

gonna walk my ex and her daughter

Oh shit, I should go as Daenerys

fuck that bitch

>once a year grown adult americans dress up in funny costumes and eat candy and party and play spooky pranks on their friends
>but they don't celebrate the resurrection of christ
hmm... why might that be?

this year I'll be going as drew russel's quintessential "joker baby"

halloween is sexy

nothing sexy about christ

Tfw spending another Halloween in Japan. Ready for qt school girls dressed as zombies, nurses. Cosplay level here is 100%

So is this is from a dogging video you can sauce, or not?

>Any of you guys planning on wearing Cred Forums-themed costumes for Halloween?

It's on a monday this year you bunch of unemployed losers.

Your subtle attempt failed so try THESE dubs on for size

My 4yo daughter has dictated that she is going to be Little Foot, her dad is going to be Sharp Tooth (one of those inflatable Trex suits) and I have to be... Wait for it... A Tree Star.
The logic was kind of confusing for me, but it made me kind of happy, since LF loves his tree star more than anything.

tfw I'm not tall enough or slender enough to ever pull off the Thin White Duke look

my parents let me dress as Wilfred when I was 12 and it was fucking awesome

>Americans unironically play dress up
>Americans unironically let their kids collect food from strangers
>Americans unironically celebrate this expensive holiday under fear of having children mess up their lawn

let me guess shes asian?