Did you ever see a film and immediately pick up traits and mannerisms from its characters?
pic related. I slice all of my vegetables with a razor blade to get them thin.
Did you ever see a film and immediately pick up traits and mannerisms from its characters?
pic related. I slice all of my vegetables with a razor blade to get them thin.
only anime. i really identify with Shinji.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GARLIC WOULDN'T LIQUEFY IN A PAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I literally started to do that eye thing Jake Gyllenhaal did in Prisoners.
yeah whatever dude calm down.
>I slice all of my vegetables with a razor blade to get them thin.
>What are we having for dinner?
>Lunch.
i stopped throwing my hats on my bed after drugstore cowboy.
this cigarette holding technique
>he doesn't have a $700 japanese blue #2 steel knife that he sharpens himself to cut razor thin slices
You know they only used a razor blade because they were in prison, right?
That's how niggas already do it
shame, what technique should I use from now on?
try smoking it backwards. light the filter and puff from the other side. its so white i think trump does it.
,,, I Drive.
After Trailer Park Boys, I call my friends "boys" a lot.
ie, what are we doing tonight boys?
LIQUIFIED
The only one so far that's reasonable and not awful and cringey.
YOU PUT TOO MANY ONIONS IN THE SAWCE
BOUT TWO ...TREE ONIONS
How do you want your steak cooked, Cred Forums?
Thanks. I'm trying to think of others, but nothing comes ups that's obvious or spergy.
The French Intellectual
>Autism
Liquified in the pan
/ck/ here yeah it can
Hannibal :
After i started watching it i started to eat people.
I spit through my teeth like Bodie from the Wire
It's called gleeking, you uncultured cuck.
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jesus christ its to late to be reading such posts
I enjoy drive posting
nah where I'm from, gleeking is something different. we call gleeking the process of spitting with your tongue, without using your teeth and thus not making a sound
I watch drive at least 15 times per week.
At this point I have his entire wardrobe from the movie including the Scorpion jacket, white shirts, Levis Denim Jacket, black leather gloves jeans and etc.
I keep my head neatly cut like Gosling as well, and never forget to put a toothpick pocketed in my mouth.
Jesus christ kill yourself
Because you're a little faggot?
Except we all know razor-thin garlic does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.
Are you also a proud cuck?
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.
ive been asking people to hold still please while i put a captive bolt pistol to their head.
also been calling people friendo
kek
I've been ruling over England as its Queen a lot recently.
With a little oil it would.
I slipped up once and said "worst case, ontario."
.
tpb rubs off on you. I was calling everything fucked and telling people to fuck off for a while
Power stance when waiting in line.
Power stance when on a date
Power stance when showering
Power stance while talking with superiors at work
Power stance when greeting someone
Power stance while masturbating
Power stance while watching cars on the freeway
Power stance facing backward when going up an escalator.
>🤢
disgusting
Power stance while posting on Cred Forums
Epic for the win! Cred Forums does it again my friends lmao
Power stance while shitposting
Power stance while watching a black bull fuck my wife
Power stance while waiting for the doctor
>he doesn't misname it as a taser
WHAT IS FUCKING OIL YOU RECKLESS MAGGOT
I cut my fruit with a knife before eating it now because of Firefly
Because of WarGames, I now butter corn on the cob by buttering a piece of bread and rubbing the cob in it.
I still do that. I call people "bud" a lot too.
still wouldnt
Was really inspired by pic related.
Now I drift through every corner I come across while driving.
Morons.
Thats dissolving in hot oil not liquefying in a hot pan.
the way Saul (in better call saul) get rid of the water remaining in the teabag by putting it against the spoon and squish it out with the string. Thought it was genius I always do this now
I came up with that on my own. That makes me smarter than you, user.
is there any scene that makes you as hungry as that one? even after a meal I still have to go make a sandwich or something, amazing.
Jesus Christ, you had to see that in a fucking tv show? Where the fuck do you live?
idk man it just never crossed my mind to do that before seeing it, I'm fucking dumb
its ok dude, it never crossed my mind to have sex with your mom until I saw some other guys do it
>mom jokes
kys bud
I'm basically the driver irl now
same, took me a while to stop.
hahah dude this shit was underrated as fuck
I began to abuse the word "cool" after watching Community.
Dear God. I hope you don't identify with Abed too much.
Only a little bit. But mostly in hist security in himself.
I'm not nearly as vocal about pop-culture.
So where do you throw your fedoras now?
That's OK then.
>imblying the fucking italians werent putting oil in the pan as well
>this is a 10/10 male in baguetteland
no wonder than French women prefer africans & arabs
I stand like Iain Glenn after watching GoT
When I was a kid, I used to get in trouble at school for calling my peers "slack-jawed faggots."
I got into trouble for saying d'oh whenever I made a mistake
An aristocrat!
Cremated
I watched Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer and now I eat Oh, Henry candy bars and hung a picture of Jeffry Dahmer in my bathroom.
You did the right think user, it's their fault for being a bunch of slack jawwed faggots.
you fucked it, his gloves are brown
After watching le samorai I bought canary for my apartment, I also hold all my keys now on a big hoop chain and sometimes wander the streets in my suit to try a look cool and brooding. Sometimes I get a few people looking at me which just makes it all more satisfying
No you don't, OP.
based
I watched way too many Westerns in a row and now sometimes a "mighty" or a "figure" slips out
Medium Rare
I've started to do my math homework and pretend I'm John Nash. Lol and if you saw my math test scores I think you'd agree I'm doing it right.
TWO SMALL ONIONS
Unironically agree with you. Movies actually inspire me to be a better person.
That's just Canadian slang boys
t. Canadian