It's a Truman pisses in the sink episode

>It's a Truman opens 10 porn tabs only to cum to the pop-up ads

>It's a Truman is 34 but routinely flies to random cities to fuck 19 and 20 year old girls who follow him on twitter and he can't really tell his friends about it episode.

>It's a Truman's girlfriend breaks up with him and does nothing but lay around the house all day and masturbates.

Season 21 was pretty shit desu

>it's a Truman drops his plate of food and he just eats it off the floor and doesn't clean up episode

>it's a truman climbs over his old kindergartens fence and throws a bobby-car like truck thing over the wall into somebody's yard at night and then runs away episode

> It's a Truman discovers prostate stimulation episode

Hated this entire story arc

> it's a Trump "grabs her by the pussy" episode

>it's a Truman decides to stick at 9th prestige on cod4 episode.

How could you hate it? I think we finally saw a deeper, more personal side of Truman. It really humanize him.

If God didn't want me to piss in the sink, then why do my balls fit so snuggly on the rim without having to bend my legs?

Checkmate, atheists.

>it's a Truman felt like rubbing one out while sitting at the PC but was too lazy to first go to the bathroom and grab a few sheets of toilet paper to make sure he has something to cum in so he just pulls up his foreskin to catch his ejaculate, then runs to the bathroom, releases the cum into the sink and then rinses the glans with some water before drying it off

>It's a Truman masturbates into his coworker's coffee and she's forced to drink it to not arouse his suspicions.

I wonder how much she got in the lawsuit.

>it's a Truman goes to the archive, copy-pastes a shitpost and laughs at himself uncontrollably by pasting it and creating a new thread, satisfying his primal autistic urges for the day

>It's a Truman watches the top gear India special for the third time episode.

First of all, why doesn't truman realize that paper towels are much better at grabbing spunk than tissues do?

Second of all, why doesn't Truman keep a roll of paper towels next to his computer at all times?

He probably thinks a roll of paper towels at the PC would be too suspicious for when his mom decides to pay a sudden visit

That's why he needs to keep dirty plates next to his PC, though.
That way, he can justify having paper towels for eating purposes.

Truman clearly hasn't thought this through.

>it's a Truman jacks off wearing his wife's pantyhose episode

>its a truman watches holocaust revisionist videos on youtube and tries to redpill his wife when he's drunk episode

It was all the music montages that ruined it. Just too over the top

> Truman masturbates in a public restroom
> Truman masturbates in the doctor's office waiting room
> Truman masturbates in the confession booth

Also the constant Aneros shilling was a distraction

You can tell these posters are old as fuck probably over 40+ by the lack of their dark humor

except this guy who is 34 and does exacly that his post says

> truman accidentally gets some shit on his fingers while wiping
> sniffs his fingers

Every time.

>It's a Truman watching what he thinks is kino, only for his wife to ruin the fun and call 'em flicks.

>it's a Truman sits backwards on the toilet to shit and ends up having to scrub the pan episode

>it's a Trumann faps to gay porn for the first time episode

>it's a Truman smears his shit on the porta loo wall , at a well known music festival episode

>Truman jacked off to THAT again episode

>Its a Truman sneaks out at night to set homeless people on fire episode

You even have the faucet right there, allowing you to indulge in a complimentary dickwash.

>it's a " truman had a sexual infatuation with his mother when he was 17" episode

why would you want your balls to sit on a could sink? just leave them in your underwear and piss in the toilet like normal people do

>it's a Truman is so drunk that he cant hold it any longer and pisses on the floor of his living room, forgets about it and wakes up the next morning wondering where this smelly water comes from

>it's a Truman falls asleep while masterbating to porn in the living room only to be woken up by his girlfriend with his trousers still round his ankles episode

If you're not a manlet, using the toilet instead of the sink causes a ton of unnecessary backsplash.

check'd

>its a truman wipes his ass after a shit and sees that its clean so he blows his nose with the same paper 'sode

>it's a Truman goes to work tired because he spent all night watching porn into the early morning and still didn't get off episode

>It's a Truman spends his entire day watching inane youtube videos of people reviewing shit like 100 year old bottles of olives episode

>it's a Truman cheats at golf episode

>it's a Truman no matter how many times he wipes there's still shit on the toilet paper episode

>it's a Truman can only cum when looking at jb or younger and he's got a problem but he just keeps jacking and waiting for the knock on his door because this is what he is now episode

I mean, I get they were desperate for drama at the time, but really? 4 hour-long episodes?

it's a Truman takes his CP fetish a little too far and Christof can't hold off the feds any longer so the whole charade comes tumbling down episode

What a way to end the series

>it's a Truman posts another banji thread episode

Dave is such a shit tier channel

Red Dwarf is all it has going for it

>it's a Truman and TCAP crossover episode
>it ends with a season long prison arc

that episode where truman had to get put into protective custody was terrifying

>It's a 'Truman has his entire mass of self-worth shattered by some teenage girls who ironically call him attractive as he walks past them' episode

>It's a truman OD's on heroin again and they have to secretly administer naloxone to save him but that just guarantees he'll keep upping the dose episode

>it's a Truman drives around past midnight and he's crying but he never says anything so we don't know what he's thinking at all but he's listening to Neutral Milk Hotel so it can't be good episode

>it's a Truman drives up to the titty bar... then past the titty bar and back home and just uses porn episode

>it's a Truman gets naked, drunk, and coked up and hits on Twitch girls episode

>that part where he asked her which lube to use

>it's a > episode

I will never understand men who go to titty bars by themselves. I dislike going there in groups too, but at least there some bro-time thing about it. When you go by yourself it's just weird. Do they just go to get fapping inspiration?

You can tell this poster is underage

>It's a Truman is out late at night and has a sudden surge of intense stomach pains so he has to pull down his pants and take a shit right on the floor of the mall he's walking through episode

>it's a Truman demands his wife help out with his drowning fetish and waterboard him near climax, but then he never gets near climax episode

>it's a Truman realizes he hasn't talked to another person in weeks episode

>it's a Truman works on a podcast or YouTube video he's never gonna end up posting because it's awful episode

>it's a Truman starts writing down details about every woman he starts dating, things like their favorite kinds of flowers or wines, thinking it'll help him be thoughtful if things ever get serious with them, but it never does episode

>it's a Truman discovers assplay and becomes obsessed with rimming and prostate stimulation videos episode

hit way too close to home, especially the part where the notes became reminders to stop thinking about them

>It's a Truman where he sees a girl he used to know on the street and thinks about what once was
>It's like a punch to the gut and he spends the entire night thinking about her
>He finds her on facebook and his mouse hovers over the "Add Friend" button
>He pussies out and cries until he falls asleep
>He wakes up and spends the entire day in bed staring at the ceiling

>It's a Truman accidentally shares a shemale porn video he was watching on Facebook and explains to his family and co-workers that he was hacked again episode.

Thanks asshole now I'm even more depressed.

Sometimes it looks like some anons want to share a little slice of their own life

Truman thread is a good thread

the prison years really changed him

blame the writers

>le Truman is scripted meme

stop

>it's a Truman spends two weeks in bed by himself, drinking cheap beer, masturbating and shitposting on Cred Forums episode

>It's a Truman tries to suck his own cock episode

>it's a Truman succeeds in cumming in his own mouth episode.

>it's a Truman decides to become a hebephile and hit on teenagers at the school parking lot.

>it's a Truman tries to control his porn addiction by drinking and drugging, but then just becomes hooked on the alcohol and painkillers, and ends up spending all day long masturbating to porn in a drug haze while violently huffing his own farts anyway episode

>It's a Truman goes back to work at the carpet store season

>it's a "Truman wants to go to college, but the producers couldn't afford to hire actual professors for the show, so Truman becomes an office drone instead" episode

That was a pretty based season premiere imho.

>It's a Truman takes a dump into a handful of tissues and squeezes it with his hand episode

>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

>Its a Truman got rejected a lot when he was a teenager and it kinda messed him up so now that he is older and relatively successful and charming, he meets girls online and frequently subjects them to aggressive degrading or humiliating sex and he is still a bit shocked that so many of them actually go along with it episode.

Took up most of S24

>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

why bring up that episode every thread?

makes for better television and appeases the great producer in the sky, Allah

i did this

>Its a Truman becomes a serial killer and the producers desperately battle in the supreme court to keep the show running episode

>its a truman's depression starts to show when he begins sleeping in his clothes and wearing the same thing every single day episode.

>it's a we get to look at the door while the soundtrack is super loud and argue on Cred Forums about what could possibly be so bad that even the Truman Show producers won't show it or if the producers are just trolling us because they know doing this always trends on Twitter episode

>it's an activist gets to Truman so men in black swoop out and drug Truman with GHB so he forgets it all episode

Always the best episodes until they started staging them for ratings.

>it's another Truman swallows a strand of spaghetti and pulls it back out of his throat several times episode.