okay, dude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, man! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey...

Burns is evil. Evil people can't not be racist, it's science.

hey I may be ugly and hate-filled but...what was the third thing you said?

Depends on which future. We've seen him as a justice, crane operator and unemployed loser.

>For fuck sake it was established it one of the best episodes that he was an American soldier in WW2

It was established in another one of the best episodes that he built shells for the Nazis. And in another episode he was the richest man in America in 1945. The Simpsons is constantly contradicting himself.

youtube.com/watch?v=H2hXLawl-Zc

True, it was still a cheap joke
>haha hes rich & old, that means hes a Nazi xd"

he also became a supreme court justice and saw the itchy and scratchy movie

Crane operator was from a potentially unreliable fortune teller. Unemployed loser is Zombie Simpsons.

Depending on what episode you're talking about, Burns was either a soldier in WWII, an American factory owner, or a German factory owner. And those are all from old episodes, god knows what they've done with him in the new ones.

The show has been on too long to have anything remotely resembling continuity or a consistent backstory.

Bart is a smart kid, hes just has trouble focusing like many do

Of course that was old Simpsons, now Bart is a violent retard like his Father

This episode has one of my all-time favorite scenes.

It's when they show Ned the new house they built for him.

From the toilet to the electric room to the crazy hallway with Barney

youtube.com/watch?v=eFAvOcuJyHY

>jeez, that's a little harsh, no?
Kill yourself faggot

>forgetting the load bearing poster

I took that as a joke... Homers delusional dream that by disciplining Bart ONE time he was going to reach the heights of Supreme Court justice.

Wasn't there an episode where Lisa scientifically proved that Bart was dumber than a hamster?

They state in that fuckin episode he was going to law school after that.

Yes.

That is righteous anger. Think of Jesus chasing Jews out of the temple with a whip.

Why did Mr Burns hate the Irish so much?
youtube.com/watch?v=mQxT4DcrmM8

I do like this episode's first half, though I feel the second half copped out a little.

The scene where Ned is driving to the mental asylum whilst listening to Aloha-Oe is surprisingly dark and you're somewhat unsure how to feel when watching it. People in my house would always go silent whenever that scene happened.

I dunno, I kinda feel like it would have been an interesting episode if they played it with that same dark attitude, it felt like there might have been a rewrite, somewhere.

Serious question though

What is the best Simpsons song?

>that crippled irishman

Burns is old enough to remember a time when the Irish were what the Mexicans are today.

They never said it was a dream. It was confirmed in the commentaries by the writers that he does become a Supreme Court justice.

that was certified simpkeeno

You think they care? top kek

>there is a episode of new simpsons that homer doesnt wants to eat lots of food
>there is a episode that for some reason Homer can be a super dad that can get vip passes for E3 for your kids
Feels fucking bad man

>German factory owner

Great now the Germans buy the nuclear plant episode makes no damn sense. The writers really don't care anymore.

Who doesn't like youtube.com/watch?v=KGg5rfBfWT4

>best Simpsons song

SEE
MY
VEST

youtube.com/watch?v=PCG7CdoYAUg

It's so crude yet I loose my shit at "Señor Spielbergo"

The protest song from Last Exit

Is there a bigger beta than Bart? At least Milhouse gets bitches

>Great now the Germans buy the nuclear plant episode makes no damn sense

Why? Burns was shown speaking fluent German in that episode.

>French dub at the end

Wasn't expecting that

>tfw it was so based they also had Lisa play classical gas by mason williams

youtube.com/watch?v=mHkU7OUHOXQ

godly

They're playing the Eric Clapton version kid.

Lisa it's your birthday!

Clapton has never recorded classical gas and you know it

here's your (you)

Yeah but why would he be mocking and insulting to them at the end?

Lenny nodding his head is so good

/facepalm

youtube.com/watch?v=CWbW1jtFQUo

Not sure. Maybe he was just running a factory in Nazi Germany despite not being German himself?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4bbocBQ_0s

the scenes in the mental asylum are gold though
the simpsons had some good dark scenes, but a whole episode wouldnt have worked, at least I think so

MONORAIL!

this question might be pretty dumb, but is lisas protest song based on any full length ballad or something? it sounds familliar, like it's a cover or somethint. Don't go Cred Forums on me please, I dont know much about music

>there is a episode that for some reason Homer can be a super dad that can get vip passes for E3 for your kids

huh would you look at that they actually did it the absolute mad men. apparently this was 5 years ago too.

I keked At human centipede reference

So good I was surprised that it wasn't just a parody of an actual song.

I hate every chimp I see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmzUEQxOvA

My bad, was responding to

What did the homeless do to you to make you hate them so?

Yep this one. I would definitely go and see "Stop the planet of the apes, I want to get off" in real life.

First see that then be sure to see this gem, based off the life of America's sweetheart, Robert Downey Jr

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BTx-9X3Kr34

>Don't go Cred Forums on me please, I dont know much about music
neither does Cred Forums

that monkey nurse is hot

>but this is LA and you're rich and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamouuuuuuuuus

Love that bit

Is this Simpkino?

I always took the Shells for the Nazi's joke as.
>The Nazi's had shells.
>But mine worked, see how many we killed with mine?

The judge hitting that high note makes the song

That's an odd way to interpret it considering Burns' line is

>we both made shells for the nazis

>religious
>chiaroscuro lighting/shadow
>high angle implying divine omniscience

i'd say thats a kino

>was that toilet always next to the refrigerator

baby on board is my favorite

it's just a folk song the writers made up as far as I know. it probably just sounds familiar because it's a really simply chord progression.

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When i was 17
youtu.be/igTQoCBwp-4

We Put the Spring in Springfield.

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