Spaniards call Die Hard "Crystal Jungle"

In french it's "Piège De Cristal", it translates to "Crystal Trap".

The Sound of Music is la novicia rebelde (the rebellious nun) in south América and sonrisas y lágrimas(smiles and tears) in spain.

Brazil.

>The Nightmare Before Christmas - The Strange World of Jack.
>Ghost Rider - Ghost Biker.
>I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! - The Crazy Man Who Went Mad.
>Journey to Shiloh - Six Won't Return.
>Smokey and the Bandit - Catch Me If You Can.
>Smokey and the Bandit 2 - I'll Catch You This Time.
>Smokey and the Bandit 3 - You Won't Escape This Time.
>The Fly - The White-Headed Fly.
>The Big Country - From The Land Men Are Born.
>No Country For Old Men - Where the Weak Have No Say
>Rebel Without A Cause - Problematic Youth.
>King Creole - Bloody Ballad.
>Heaven Can Wait - The Devil Said "No".
>Danny, The Dog - Fight Hound.
>The Blind Side - A Possible Dream.
>21 - Breaking the Bank.
>Lucky Number Slevin - Check-Mate.
>The Lovely Bones - A Look From Paradise.
>Daybreakers - 2019: The Year of the Extinction.
>Leatherheads - Love Has No Rules.
>Mad Money - Crazy For Love, Addicted to Money.
>Zack and Miri Make a Porno - If It Pays, It's OK.
>Scream - Panic.
>Scary Movie - Everyone In Panic.
>Date Movie - A Not So Romantic Comedy.
>Epic Movie - Hollywood Gone Crazy.
>Meet the Spartans - Spartasses.
>Dance Flick - She Dances With My Penis.
>I Love You, Phillip Morris - The Con of the Year.
>Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump: The Storyteller.
>Pulp Fiction - Pulp Fiction: Times of Violence.
>Apollo 13 - Apollo 13: From Disaster to Triumph.
>Se7en - Se7en: The Seven Capital Crimes.
>Michael Collins - Michael Collins: The Price of Freedom.
>Erin Brokovich - Erin Brokovich: A Talented Woman.
>Moulin Rouge - Moulin Rouge: Love in Red.
>Underworld - Angels of the Night.
>Sunshine - Sunshine: Solar Alert.
>How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - A Crazy Guy In Love.
>Funny People - What Are You Laughing At?
>Knocked-Up - Slightly Pregnant.
>Horrible Bosses - I Want To Kill My Boss.
>Fargo - Fargo: A Comedy of Errors.
>Saw - Deadly Games.
>Pretty in Pink - The Girl in Bright Pink
>Sixteen Candles - Babes and Studs.
>Taxi Driver - Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver.

Mexico

>Child's Play - Chucky: The Diabolical Doll
>Ocean's 11 - The Big Heist
>Ocean's 12 - The Bigger Heist
>Ocean's 13 - Now They're 13
>Airplane! - ... And Where's the Pilot?
>White Chicks - ... And where are the Blondes?
>A Haunted House - ... And Where's the Ghost?
>Repossessed - ... And Where's the Exorcist?
>Star Wars - The War of the Galaxies
>Star Trek - Voyage to the Stars
>Full Metal Jacket - War Face

>The X-Files - Secret Folders.
It's Secret Files or Secret Archives, not folders m8

'Atonement' is 'Atonement, sin and lust' (expiación deseo y pecado) in spain

>Meet The Spartans - Spartasses
Better than the original tbf

In Russia its "A hard nut to crack". Lots of weird translations in general...

here in england we call it "Upways Bankjoby"

>Airplane! - ... And Where's the Pilot?
>White Chicks - ... And where are the Blondes?
>A Haunted House - ... And Where's the Ghost?
>Repossessed - ... And Where's the Exorcist?

Neat, we also have a "series", roughly:
>Airplane! - Land however you can
>Naked Gun - Catch it (grab it?) however you can
>Spy Hard - Spy however you can
And a few more, mostly but not limited to Leslie Nielsen's movies.

All the same here (Argentina) besides FMJ, here it's "Born to kill" and Oncean's 12, here it's "The new big heist"

brazil

>Ring - The Call
>Naked gun - Run 'cause the cops are coming!
>Inside man - the perfect plan
>Pan's Labyrinth - Labyrinth of the faun
>The Thing - Enigma From Another world (I will never get this one)
>old country for no men - where the weak have no chance

>Balls of Fury - Don't You Touch Me in the Balls

Heh

>The Fighting Sausage

>The Thing - Enigma From Another world (I will never get this one)

It's an alien, and who the alien actually is is an enigma.

>Airplane! - Hey, we're flying!
>Spinal Tap - Hey, we're rocking!
>Police Squad - Hey, we're batoning!
>Kentucky Fried Movie - Hey, we're laughing!
>A Mighty Wind - Hey, we're folking!

Also:
>Die Hard - Over My Dead Body
>Die Hard 2 - Over My Dead Body
>Die Hard 3 - Angel of Death
>Die Hard 4.0

but why completely change the name of the movie so radically? It just doesnt feel right when there's a direct translation to "the thing"?

You protohues should be exterminated.

>Toy Story - The Rivals
the fuck

Chinese translation are pretty standardized.
Hong Kong and Taiwan are more commercialized

A few examples m8? I don't speak Chinese

You forgot:

>The Naked Gun - And Where's the Cop?

>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.

CAN WE FUCKING NUKE PORTUGAL YET FUCK

More Brazil

>Nightmare on Elm Street - The Nightmare Hour
>Fright Night - The Fright Hour
>Re-Animator - The Living Dead Hour
>Salem's Lot - The Vampire Hour
>Silver Bullet - The Werewolf Hour
>The Midnight Hour - The Horror Hour
>Groundhog Day - Time Spell.
>The Deer Hunter - The Sniper.
>Million Dollar Baby - Golden Girl.
>Midnight Cowboy - Lost in the Night.
>A Man For All Seasons - The Man Who Didn't Sell His Soul.
>The Breakfeast Club - Club of Five.
>West Side Story - Love, Sublime Love.
>Pay It Forward - The Chain of Good.
>Blindness - Essay About Blindness.
>Breakfeast at Tiffany's - Delux Doll.
>The Hills Have Eyes (1977) - Gang of Sadists.
>The Hills Have Eyes (2007) - Damned Trip.
>The Hills Have Eyes 2 - The Return of the Damned.
>Funny Games - Gratuitious Violence.
>Dead Alive - Animal Hunger.
>Hard Candy - BadGirl.com.
>The Notebook - Diary of a Passion.
>Don't Say a Word - Hostage of the Silence.
>The Game - Lives At Stake.
>The Descent - The Abyss of Fear.
>Prom Night - Death Invities You to Dance.
>Valentine - The Day of Terror.
>The Unborn - Lost Soul.
>Jarhead - Anonymous Soldier.
>The Time Traveler's Wife - I'll Love You Forever.
>Brothers - Between Brothers.
>Silence of the Lambs - The Silence of the Innocent.
>Slumdog Millionaire - Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
>The Guardians - Angels of Life: Braver Than the Sea.
>Ocean's Eleven - Eleven Men and One Secret
>Ocean's Twelve - Twelve Men and Another Secret.
>Ocean's Thirteen - Thirteen Men and a New Secret.
>Closer - Closer: Too Close

that's a lotta hours

eu gostei da tradução do soldado anonimo, se encaixava com o tom do filme

>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.

That's hilarious

Abattoir
Taiwanese translation Te Li Guiwu
"Extremely fearsome haunted house"
But the main punch of the translation is that B&Q's Chinese brand is called Teliwu

In Italy:
Airplane! ---> The World's Craziest Airplane
Airplane 2: The Sequel ---> The World's Craziest Airplane... Even Crazier
The Naked Gun ---> A Blunt Bullet
Spy Hard ---> Spy and Let Spy
Die Hard ---> Crystal Trap
Die Hard 2 ---> 58 Minutes to Die

In Italy:
>Airplane! ---> The World's Craziest Airplane
>Airplane 2: The Sequel ---> The World's Craziest Airplane... Even Crazier
>The Naked Gun ---> A Blunt Bullet
>Spy Hard ---> Spy and Let Spy
>Die Hard ---> Crystal Trap
>Die Hard 2 ---> 58 Minutes to Die

In Greek its too hard to die

Why is Crysral Trap shared in several European languages?

Probably same distributor.

>Spaniards call Kame Hame Ha "vital wave"

In Denmark, Die Hard: With a Vengeance is called Die Hard: Mega Hard.

And it's not even translated, it's still an English title in Denmark but it was changed because "with a vengeance" is too hard for danish people to pronounce lol

I fucking love when distributors leave the original title and then use the translation as a sub title

>Jurassic World: World of the dinosaurs

>>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
Way to ruin the fucking twist, Portugal.

Probably the worst one we have in Finland is for the Shawshank Redemption. It's called Rita Heyworth: The Key To An Escape. Literally spoiler in the name.

In mex Jaws is called Shark

weird, huh?

In Korea, Sully is called Sully: Miracle on the Hudson River which I think is a slightly better title.

Most stuff is just transliterated into Korean though which is boring. So >Captain America: Civil War
becomes
>캡틴 아메리카 시빌 워
Which is pronounced kind of like
>cap-tin a-may-ri-ka shi-bil wuh

It's kind of amusing for me as an English speaker to hear the English words attempted to be put into the Korean alphabet

In Finland it's called Killer Shark.

Never really thought how fucking stupid that sounds.

But Jaws isn't even about a shark.

From far away the poster of Die Hard looks like the Twin Towers under attack. Did they send a message?

>The X-Files - Secret Folders.
Sounds kino.

first things first

what does "die hard" actually mean? use it in a sentence

In Italy they gave to the movie the most boring and generic title they could think of:
The Wings of Freedom

As well as:
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.

>hard to kill
in argentina too
but that's the title of a steven seagal movie
so they translate it to "difícil de matar" = difficult to kill

>>Toy Story - The Rivals.
>>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
>>The X-Files - Secret Folders.
>>Balls of Fury - Don't You Touch Me in the Balls.
>>Knocked-Up - Lots of Bad Luck.
>>Body Snatchers - The Invasion Of The Violators.
>>Strangers on a Train - The Stranger from North Express.
>>White Men Can't Jump - Whitey Can't Nail It.

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also in mex Evil Dead called "The Devil's Awakening" and Ash vs. Evil Dead is "Ash Against Evil"

>Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver
just in case we didn't see it the first time

youtube.com/watch?v=a0G_8gHDsL8

>White Men Can't Jump - Blacks Dunk Harder

More from Mexico:

>Bloodsport - Bloody Contact
>Kickboxer - Bloody Contact 2

>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
Do you guys also call The Sixth Sense "The Psychologist Was Dead All Along"?

"Stopping that would be difficult, it would have to die hard."

>He's a "die hard" fan-he will attend the games no matter how much they lose that season.

Basically it's a synonym for "stubborn"

stub·born
ˈstəbərn/
adjective
adjective: stubborn

having or showing dogged determination not to change one's attitude or position on something, especially in spite of good arguments or reasons to do so.
"he accused her of being a silly, stubborn old woman"
synonyms: obstinate, headstrong, willful, strong-willed, pigheaded, obdurate, difficult, contrary, perverse, recalcitrant, inflexible, iron-willed, uncompromising, unbending;

it's like all those Django! """sequels"""

I'm mexican and the worst i seen is "A Million Ways to Die in the west" was translated as "pueblo chico pistola grande" which translates to "small town big gun"

>fast and furious = a todo gas
>kame hame ha = onda vital

SPAIN?

Some other Finnish translations:

>12 Angry Men - Jury's Decision
>Pulp Fiction - "Pulp Fiction: Stories About Violence"
>Goodfellas - Mafia Brothers
>Once Upon a Time in the West - Harmonica Avenger
>Alien - "Alien - Eight Passenger"
>One Upon a Time in America - "Once Upon a Time in America - The Great Ganster War"
>Vertigo - "Vertigo - Red Teardrop"
>Double Indemnity - Woman Without Conscience
>Rashomon - "Rashomon - Temple of Devil"
>The Apartment - Bachelor Flat
>Good Will Hunting - Will Hunting
>On The Waterfront - Naked Harbor
>Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Wood, Hay and a few Wild-Goose Chases
>Dial M for Murder - The Perfect Crime
>The Thing - "The Thing - 'It' From Somewhere"
>Maltese Falcon - Maltese Falcons
>Before Sunrise - Love Before Morning
>Groundhog Day - My Day as a Groundhog
>Under Siege - Hijack on the Sea
>Under Siege 2 - Hijack on the Rails

in that case i think in argentinian slang it would be "a muerte" like "se la banca a muerte"

RED (retired, extremely dangerous) was translated BSP (angry, scary pensioners) but BSP is also the Bulgarian Socialist Party whose voter base is old people

Why are latinos so triggered by this and "lobezno"?
You people have some weird shit too, why not fill your memes up with those?

...

>Why are niggers so triggered by this
FTFY

>inb4 t. armando lopez
prove me wrong
you can't
it's always 12yo and crack smoking niggers

I like Enter the dragon in spanish

"Operation: Dragon"
sounds like a spy movie
which it is, but it should be "Presentando al Dragón"

A few more from Italy:

>Home Alone ---> Mommy I missed the plane (apparently, it's also the French title)
>Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ---> Mommy, I missed the plane again: I got lost in New York
>My Girl (same actor) ---> Daddy, I've found a friend
>Teen Wolf ---> Winning Desire
>Jeremiah Johnson ---> Red crow, you will not have my scalp (it sounds like the title of a spaghetti western movie)
>Runaway Bride ---> If you run away, I'll marry you
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ---> If you dump me, I’ll erase you
>City Slickers ---> I'm fleeing the city – Life, love and cows

stirb langsam (die slowly) is the german title for die hard...in fact a lot of german titles are fucking stupid

>(it sounds like the title of a spaghetti western)
it really does

How are the usage of these translation compared to the original titles? Do people just use original titles and ignore the translations?

>007 Seized The Snow Mountain Castle (China & Norway)

Any French examples?

Finland

>From Russia with Love - Secret Agent 007 in Istanbul
>For Your Eyes Only - Very Secret
>A View to a Kill - 006 and The Deadly Glaze
>The Living Daylights - 007 in Dangerzone
>Die Another Day - Death May Wait

we have a few of those in Italy too:
>Vertigo ---> The woman who lived twice
>Road to Perdition ---> He was my father
>Gone Girl ---> Lying love

I like how they made Jaws "Shark" in spanish
and then Jabberjaw "itty-bitty jaw"

>A Bug's Life - Bichos: Una Aventura en Miniatura
>Frozen - Frozen: Una Aventura Congelada
>Cars - Cars: Una Aventura sobre Ruedas
>Up - Up: Una Aventura de Altura
>Moana - Moana: Un Mar de Aventuras
>The Lego Movie - La Gran Aventura Lego
>Life of Pi - Una Aventura Extraordinaria
>Mr. Peabody and Sherman - Las Aventuras de Peabody y Sherman
>Joe Dirt - Las Aventuras de Joe El Sucio
>The Wild Life - Las Locas Aventuras de Robinson Crusoe
>The Ant Bully - Ant Bully: Las Aventuras de Lucas

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French goes with "piège de crystal" AKA "Crystal Trap"

>007 in Dangerzone
Sounds like laser tag

die hard means "to go down swinging"

if you don't understand what that means, in your death throes to inflict as much damage as you can

In croatian Die Hard is translated to 'umri muski', which means die like a man.

>The phrase die hard was first used during the Battle of Albuera (1811) in the Peninsular war. During the battle, Lieutenant-Colonel William Inglis of the 57th (West Middlesex) Regiment of Foot was wounded by canister shot. Despite his injuries, Inglis refused to retire from the battle but remained with the regimental colours, encouraging his men with the words "Die hard 57th, die hard!" as they came under intense pressure from a French attack.[1] The 'Die Hards' subsequently became the West Middlesex’s regimental nickname.

>>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.
>he actually comes from the past

I unironically cringed when they said the title in the trailer

James Bond in Brazil.

>Dr. No - 007 VS. The Satanic Dr. No
>From Russia With Love - Miscow VS. 007
>Thunderball - 007 VS. The Atomic Blackmail
>A View to a Kill - 007 Targeted by Killers
>The Living Daylights - 007 Marked for Death
>Die Another Day - 007: Another Day to Die

i think this is it thenit translates to "to (the) death"

Latin-America
>Maze Runner = Run or Die
>Million Dollar Baby = Hits of Destiny
>The Hurt Locker = Fear Zone
>The Blind Side = A Possible Dream
>The Kids are Allright = My Family
>Winter's Bone = Blood Bonds
>Crash = Intertwined Lives
>Silver Linings Playbook = The Fate Games
>Zero Dark Thirty = Batman: Blackest Night
>Die Hard = Hard to Kill
>Hard to Kill = Difficult to Kill
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off = An expert in fun
>Walk the Line = Johnny & June: Passion and Madness

Mexico and Latin America in general:

>Home Alone: My poor little angel
>Little Man: Small yet dangerous
>The Revenant: The reborn
>The Departed: The infiltrators
>Reservoir Dogs: Street dogs
>Pulp Fiction: Violent times
>The Prestige: The big trick
>The Deer Hunter: The sniper
>Nowhere Boy: My name is john lennon
>Shutter Island: The sinister island
>Insidious: The night of the devil
>Into The Wild: Wild road
>Inception: The origin
>Hellraiser: Door to hell
>Brokeback Mountain: Secret at the mountain
>No Country For Old Men: Without place for the weak
>There Will Be Blood: Bloody petroleum
>Slumdog Millionaire: Who wants to be a millionaire?
>Zero Dark Thirty: The darkest night

Operation: Dragon sounds much better and fits the movie more Presentando al Dragón, that sounds stupid. Enter the Dragon is the best one.

>>Die Hard = Hard to Kill
>>Hard to Kill = Difficult to Kill

Latin America
>The Living Daylights = His Name is Danger
>Octopussy = Octopussy: 007 vs. The Dangerous Girls

In Italy the local film distributors try to shove the word "love" (or other romantic words like "kiss", "passion" and so on) into the title of almost every foreign rom-com that gets released here.
Even a fucking Wong Kar Wai film got this treatment:
My Blueberry Nights ---> A romantic kiss

BR.

>The Good Son - The Evil Angel.
>Home Alone - They Forgot Me.
>The Grudge - The Scream.
>The Eye - The Eye of Evil.
>The Girl Next Door - A Hell of a Neighboor.
>Shutter (2004) - Spirits: Death is By Your Side.
>Shutter (2008) - Pictures of Beyond.
>Mean Creek - Almost a Secret.
>Misery - Crazy Obssesion.
>Where the Wild Things Are - Where the Monster Live.
>Sleepy Hallow - The Headless Horseman.
>Deception - The List: Are You Free Tonight?
>Billy Madison - Billy Madison: Wacky Heir
>Happy Gilmore - Happy Gilmore: A Crazy Guy in Golf.
>Jack & Jill - Everyone Gets The Twin They Deserve
>You Don't Mess With the Zohan - Zohan: The Agent Good With the Cut.
>The Waterboy - The Water King.
>A Man Apart - The Avenger.
>Bounce - More than Chance.
>Mask - Marks of Destiny.
>An Officer and a Gentlemen - The Power of Destiny
>The Hangover - Don't Drink and Marry
>Hot Tub Time Machine - The Hangover

In Poland Die Hard title is "Glass Trap".

Only the kinoisseurs use the original title when they talk about a movie. The plebs still use the translated one.

>Problem Child = My Poor Little Devil
>Alien = The Eighth Passenger
>Ghost = Ghost, the Shade of Love
>The Purge = Night of the Beasts
>The Purge: Anarchy = 12 Hours to Survive
>The Purge: Election Year = The Purge 3
>Phone Booth = Deadly Link
>Ocean's Eleven = The Great Fraud
>Ocean's Twelve = The New Great Fraud
>Ocean's Thirteen = Now there's Thirteen
>The Fault in Our Stars = Under the Same Star
>The Notebook = Noah's Diary/Diary of A Passion
>Boyhood = Moments of a Life
>Horrible Bosses = I want to Kill My Boss

In my language it's called Deadly Trap

I think that's nostalgia talking
just leave it like it is, are we too dumb to know there is a spionage subplot in a martial arts movie?

it's right there in the poster and the trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=81jCPIag4KA

In Brazil it varies. But it's way more common to not even use titles at all. We're more prone to saying "that Batman with Jim Carrey" than "Batman Forever".

>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.

Jezz, what a way to ruin the surprise.

Jesus Christ Brazil.

>spionage
oh well i fucked up

besides why not "presentando al dragon"?
it really was the movie that introduced Lee to the the common moviegoer

In latin america Lost in translation is called Lost in Tokio

Would make for a good subtitle

Does TV count?

>Gilmore Girl - Like Mother, Like Daughter.
>30 Rock - A Very Crazy Guy on TV.
>Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - A Crazy Guy in the House.
>Joey - A Star's Life.
>It's All Relative - Gay Couple.
>Birds of Prey - Catwoman.
>Smallville - Smallville: The Adventures of Superboy.
>Arrow - Archer.
>E.R. - Medical Shift.
>Third Watch - Life Angels.
>Baywatch - S.O.S. Malibu.
>MacGyver - Profession: Danger.
>Veronica Mars - The Young Spy.
>Gossip Girl - The Blogger Girl.
>House M.D. - Dr. House.
>Nip/Tuck - Aesthetic.
>Reunion - Six Friends, One Mystery.
>Family Guy - A Very Crazy Family.
>The O.C. - The O.C: A Stranger in Paradise.
>Everwood - A Second Chance.
>The West Wing - Backstages of Power.
>One Tree Hill - Shots of Life.
>Longmire - Sheriff Longmire
>The Big Bang Theory - Big Bang: The Theory.
>Hart To Hart - Couple 20.
>Get Smart - Agent 86.
>Land of the Lost - The Missing Link.
>Gilligan's Island - The Nutty Island.
>Bewitched - The Sorceress.
>I Dream of Jeannie - Jeannie is a Genie.
>The Fact's of Life - Living and Learning.
>Clueless - Preppy Girls From Beverly Hills.
>Chicago Fire - Heroes VS. Fire.
>Chicago P.D. - 21st District.

>Everyone knows it was Earth all along.
>Rent "The Man Who Came From The Future"
>Charlton Heston actually came from the past

Portugal is playing on a whole 'nother level, senpaitachi.

>You Don't Mess With the Zohan - Zohan: The Agent Good With the Cut.

Italian title:
Zohan: all the women come to the comb

It's an innuendo based on a popular italian proverb which says "all the knots come to the comb". It has more or less the same meaning of the english one "all the chickens come home to roost".

Germany:

>Child's Play - Chucky the killer doll
>Die Hard - Die Slow (they tried a literal translation here)
>Die Hard 3 - Die Hard: Now more than ever
>Nightmare On Elm Street - Nightmare: Murderous dreams
>Home Alone - Kevin Alone At Home
>Alien - Alien: The unknown being from another world
>Star Wars - War of the stars
>Epic Movie - Fantastic movie
>Goodfellas - Goodfellas: Three centuries in the mafia
>Groundhog Day - The groundhog greets you every day
>Finding Nemo - Find Nemo
>Halloween - Halloween: The night of terror
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Ferris Bueller skips school
>Escape From New York - The Rattlesnake
>Liar Liar - The bullshitter
>The Pacifier - The Babynator
>In Bruges - To see Bruges... and die?
>Annie Hall - The city neurotic
>We were soldiers - We were heroes
>The Deer Hunter - They, who go through hell
>All The President's Men - The incorruptibles
>Blades Of Glory - The ice princes
>Vantage Point - 8 perspectives
>Meet The Parents - My bride, her father and me
>Eastern Promises - Deadly Promises
>Bridget Jones Diary - Bridget Jones: Chocolate for Breakfast
>Shark Tale - Big sharks, small fishes
>Gone Baby Gone - Gone Baby Gone: No child's play

There are a couple weird and unnecessary english to english translations like

>Cradle 2 Grave - Born 2 Die
>Taken - 96 Hours
>The Prophecy - God's Army
>Danny the dog - Unleashed
>Crash - L.A. Crash

>Zero Dark Thirty = Batman: Blackest Night

what.

Because The Thing is technically a remake of The Thing From Another World

Finland
>Zohan - Licence to Scissor

>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother
That's actually not true
And Die Hard is more like "Skyscraper Assault"

>The groundhog greets you every day

Glad we kept most of them in english here in Latin-America
However
>Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - The Prince of Rap
>Baywatch - Guardians of the Bay

Also more Movies
>The Town - Dangerous Attractions
>A Few Good Men - Matter of Honor
>Taken - Relentless Search
>Source Code - 8 Minutes to Die
>Minority Report - Previous Sentence
>The Green Mile - Unexpected Miracles

Not really. But it is called Blackest Night

>The Big Bang Theory - Vapoured Glasses
>Sex and the City - Single Life
>Desperate Housewives - Perfect Women
>E.R. - Intensive Care Unit
>Married with Children - Snow Buntings
>Arrested Development - Family Issue
>OZ - Cold Ring
>How I Met Your Mother - At First Glance
>My Name Is Earl - Tough Luck Guy
>Two and a Half Men - Half Men
>Charmed - My Sister Is a Witch
>Private Practice - Anatomy of Love
>Beverly Hills 90210 - LA Beat
>Mr. Bean - Man of Embarrassing Situations
>The Young and the Restless - Feels and Scents
>New Girl - Three Guys and a Girl

Ahh that's too bad. I like the idea of trying to sucker your audience

>Balls of Fury - Don't You Touch Me in the Balls.

>Let's play a game if Title Simulator 2000

it sucks when you are watching movie trailers and they put "from the director of The Boss and A Dangerous Situation"

oh yeah sure THOSE movies

>Snow Buntings

What the fuck?

>Minority Report - Previous Sentence

Minority report, ok

From my country:

>Die Hard - Tough Kill
>Die Hard 2 - Die Hard: Sky Hard
>Die Hard with a Vengeance - Die Hard: Vengeance
>Live Free or Die Hard - Die Hard 4
>A Good Day to Die Hard - Die Hard Today
>Star Wars - War In The Stars
>The Empire Strikes Back - Star Wars 2: The Return of the Empire
>Return of the Jedi - Star Wars 3: The New Warriors
>Raiders of the Lost Ark - The Lost Treasures
>Home Alone - All Alone
>2001: A Space Odyssey - The Artifact
>Planet of the Apes - World of Apes
>Rise of the Planet of the Apes - The Rise of the Apes
>Batman Begins - Batman Becomes
>The Dark Knight - Batman: Dark Knight
>The Dark Knight Rises - Batman: The Conspiracy
>Inception - Sleepers
>Interstellar - The Star Father
>Inglorious Basterds - Ruthless Heroes: World War II
>Pulp Fiction - A Gangster's Rules
>Reservoir Dogs - The Diamond Dogs
>Kill Bill Vol. 1 - Killing Bill
>Kill Bill Vol. 2 - Killing Bill 2: Revenge
>Jackie Brown - The Smuggler
>Django Unchained - Django Freed Slave's Revenge
>The Hateful Eight - 8 Strangers And A Cabin
>Breaking Bad - Chemical Man
>Mad Men - Rich Men
>The Wire - Crime Wire
>The Sopranos - Soprano Family
>The X-Files - The Youth Eternal
>Twin Peaks - Mountain Dreams
>Spider-Man - Spider Hero
>The Avengers - Marvel Avengers Assemble
>Se7en - 7 Deadly Sins
>Gone Girl - Lovely Blood
>The Social Network - The Face Book Story
>Fight Club - Boxer House
>American Psycho - Two Pyscopaths In America
>Psycho - A Boy's Best Friend
>The Birds - Feathers in the Sky
>Drive - Cars and Problems
>Only God Forgives - The Fighter
>John Wick - John Wick Revenge Story

I-i don't know. Apparently they act like snow buntings.

I like that latin american distributors sometimes change titles mid-franchise when the original is not really well known here to sell it like a completly new thing, seems clever desu

>The Purge - The Purge
>The Purge: Anarchy - 12 hours to Survive

>Anchorman - The Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
>Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues - To Hell with the News

>Problem Child - My Poor Little Devil (referencing the latin american name of Home Alone, My Poor Little Angel)
>Problem Child 2 - A Menace in Town

>Reluctant Hero
he has and no has shoes

Well a lot of germany is retarded

>Die Hard 2 - Die Hard: Sky Hard
I like this

>>Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues - To Hell with the News

In Italy it's Anchorman 2: Fuck the News

bumper

Greece

>Hot Shots - Blind Pilots on F-16's
>Airplane - Crazy Flight
>Naked Gun - Crazy Bullets
>Child's Play - The Doll of Satan
>Wishmaster - The Back Door of Help
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Schizophrenic Murderer With the Saw
>Jaws - The Jaws of the Shark
>Alien - The Passenger of Space

>The Schizophrenic Murderer With the Saw

Sounds like black comedy.

>>Twin Peaks - Mountain Dreams
Beautiful

I refuse to believe this.

Official posters please

In China, The Sixth Sense is called He's a Ghost!

In Hungarian it is "Die Hard - Don't Give Your Life Too Cheaply".

"Drágán add az életed" is basically "sell your / one's life dear".

Hungarian translations can be fucked up, too.

Ok, I found a Hungarian article about this topic, so here are some translations:

Alien - The Eighth Traveller: the Death
The Untouchables - The One Who Defeated Al Capone
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Gallop on Foot
The Breakfast Club - The Zero Hour
Lola rennt - The Dosh and Lola
Le Boulet - The Ballsy, the Turk, the guard and the woman
Dallas Buyers Club - Before I died

And many, many more.
It's a Hungarian trend that we translate movie titles in a funny way.
So basically who cares what the original title is, let's make a movie related joke and we're good.

But I mostly watch films with subtitles so I don't care anymore.

>>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ---> If you dump me, I’ll erase you
I fucking hate that one.
Then again, the original title is also fucking stupid.

Italy has plenty of these, Die Hard was originally translated to "Trappola di Cristallo", Crystal Trap.

With the sequels they stopped translating, once they realized Die Hard isn't that hard to pronounce even for the average Italian.

Malaysia

>Pulp Fiction - Stories of gangsters, mobsters and gunshots, many deaths
>Kill Bill - She's into a Bruce Lee suit and seeks for revenge
>Kill Bill 2 - She's still into a Bruce Lee suit and her revenge isn't over
>Pixel - Grown-Ups are in for videogames
>Signs - Aliens are coming for you
>Gremlins - Tiny Singaporeans
>Gone Girl - The Innocent Man and the Crazy Wife
>Shining - The Crazy Hotel

>>Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice.
>>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
hmm, I wonder if this might have spoiled something.

>>The Godfather - The Powerful Boss.
Does this concept not exist in this language?

>Man who Came From the Future.
It's not ruining the surprise as much as not making sense. He came from the past.

>Gremlins - Tiny Singaporeans

Is this for real?

>>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
That one is bullshit.
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho_(filme_de_1960)

КPEПКИЙ OPEШEК
(A Hard Nut To Crack)

based

Was it released during Soviet times or was it banned?

muerte dura
:)

Almost like this in Russian - Ceкpeтныe Maтepиaлы (Secret Materials [meaning files, documents])

>translating catchy English titles
Why?

In Italy if the title is short and easy to pronounce we often keep it that way.

>Sky Hard

DIAMONDS

Someone needs to get on this.

Are you 'avin a laff?

>The Innocent Man and the Crazy Wife
kek

Greece
Die hard -Too tough to die
Shawshank redemption - Rita Heyworth; The last exit
Rush Hour - Bulletproof detectives
Wag the dog - The president, a pink scandal and a war
Moonrise Kingdom - Love of the moon
Dr. Strangelove - SOS Pentagon calling Moscow
Hot shots - Blind pilots in F16s
Annie Hall - Neurotic lover
Bad Santa - Saint Basil is a lecher
Dead man walking - I will live
Final destination - I see your death
Shanghai noon - The chinaman will whistle three times
A few good men - A question of honor
Dying young - Forever young
Just go with it - Spouse for rent
Texas chainsaw masacre - The scitzofrenic killer with a chainsaw

It wasn't explicitly banned in the 80s, just never officially released. You'd watch it on pirated VHS. Back to the Future too.

>Why?

Because English is not the only fucking language in the world, you cunt. Italy might be cucked into anglosphere so deep you're not even aware how much of your own identity you've lost.

>Italy might be cucked into anglosphere so deep you're not even aware how much of your own identity you've lost.
This is so wrong I'm not even going to debate it.

>full metal jacket - war face
fucking liar, it's named "duro de matar"/hard to kill in mexico and it extends to most of latin america and by most it means everywhere but Brazil and those french speaking guianas dickheads.

Also forgot the best
Danny the dog (that awful jet li flick) came out in greece as Unleashed (again in english and not in greek)

Some more from Germany

The Shawnshank redemption - The Sentenced ones
12 Angry men - The twelve Jurors
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Two glorious Scoundrels
Saving Private Ryan - The Soldier James Ryan
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Don't forget me
The Shallows - Danger from the Deep
The Martian - The Martian, Rescue Mark Watney
PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Curse of the Carribean
Wag the Dog - When the Dog wags with his Tail
Dr. Strangelove - Dr. Weird
Top Gun - They Fear neither Death nor Devil!
Police Academy - Stupider than the Police allows
Jaws - The White Shark
Annie Hall - The Cityneurotic
Gone Girl - The Perfekt Victim
Fracture - The perfect Crime
The Purge - The Purge: The Cleansing
Saw - Whose Blood will flow?

TV
Twin Peaks - The Secret of Twin Peaks
The Twilight Zone - Unbelievable Stories
Avatar the Last Airbender - Avatar Lord of the Elements

Spain

Once Upon a Time in the West - Until his time came (Once Upon a Time in America got translated properly tough)
The Shawshank Redemption - Life imprisonment/sentence
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - Red telephone?, we fly to Moscow
North by Northwest - With death on his heels
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Forget about me!
Monty Python and the Holy Grai - The knights of the square table and their crazy followers
For a Few Dollars More - Death had a price (the other two name traslations aren't changed)
Scarface - The price of power

Some French Canadian translations(some might be shared with France, there's a lot of overlap):
Naked Gun - L'Agent Fait La Farce(The Agent Makes The Joke)
Airplaine! - Y a-t-il un Pilote dans l'Avion?(Is There A Pilot On The Plane?)
Hot Shots! - Des Pilotes En L'Air(Pilots in the Air)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - Du Soleil Plein La Tête(Head Full of Sunshine)
Inglourious Basterds - Le Commando Des Bâtards(Regiment of Bastards)
Evil Dead - L'Opéra de la Terreur(The Opera of Terror)
X-Files - Aux Frontières du Réel(At the Borders of Reality)
Goodfellas - Les Affranchis(I don't even know how to translate this one, literally it would be The Freed, it's what they call the gangsters in the translation)
Nightmare Before Christmas - L'Étrange Noël De Mr. Jack(Mr. Jack's Strange Christmas)
Nightmare On Elm Street - Les Griffes de la Nuit(The Claws Of Night)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Arnaque, Crime et Botanique(Scam, Crime and Botany)
Ocean's Eleven - L'Étranger de Las Vegas(The Stranger of Las Vegas)
Problem Child - Le Petit Monstre(The Little Monster)
Game of Thrones - Le Trône de Fer(The Iron Throne)
Miller's Crossing - Un Cadavre Sous Le Chapeau(A Corpse Under The Hat)
Jaws - Les Dents De La Mer(The Sea's Teeth)
Home Alone - Maman, J'ai Raté L'Avion(Mommy, I Missed The Plane)

Wasn't he from the past though?

>Sie fürchten weder Tod noch Teufel
kek

POR QUÉ ÉL LLEVA LA MÁSCARA??

>harmonica avenger

jesus christ

>their translations don't even spoil the movie

>Shawshank Redemption
Rita Hayworth - the Key to Escape

>>The Thing - "The Thing - 'It' From Somewhere"
no shit

In Serbia, "Die Hard" was translated to "Die Like A Man".

>Then again, the original title is also fucking stupid.

It's a verse from a poem by Alexander Pope.

>it's a verse from a poem, that means it's not stupid!!1

>Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Schizophrenic Murderer With the Saw

In Italy they titled it as "Don't open that door".

>Closer: Too Close

KINO
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In french it's called "piège de cristal " which means " crystal trap "

France

>Die hard : Crystal Trap
>Die Hard 2 : 58 minutes to live
>Die Hard 3 : a day in Hell
>Die Hard 4 : Back in Hell
>Airplane! : Is there a pilot in this plane ?
>The Naked Gun : Is there a cop to save the queen ?
>The hangover : Very Bad Trip -- (In English )
>Jaws : The Sea's Teeth
>The Deer Hunter : Journey to the other Side of Hell
>The Purge : American nightmare (In English)

And my Favorite :
>the Avengers (The British TV show, not Marvel): Round Hat And Leather Boots

Some more brazilian "work" for you
>The Hangover: If you Drink, Don't get Married
>The Sound of Music: The Rebel Novice
>Memento: Amnesia
>Ocean's Eleven: Eleven Men And One Secret
>Annie Hall: Neurotic Groom, Nervous Bride

wew lad

good post reddit

>linguistugal

Umri Muski - Die Manly. Croatian Die Hard

In France Problem Child is called Junior Le Terrible

In ex Yugoslavian countries Die Hard was had the name Umri Muski, witch translated to Die like a Man

>Death May Wait

I quite like this one.

Portugal just spoils films and doesn't give a fuck? I like this meme:

>Fight Club - The Man Who Was Himself
>Prisoners - The Children Underground
>Big Lebowski - The Woman Who Kidnapped Herself, Man

This is why we pretend that you aren't our father.

God damn, Portugal.

t. Brazil

>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future

W-wut?

This is literally absolutely objectively wrong.

He literally WENT TO the future.

>Don't You Touch Me in the Balls

>Inception - The Origin.
What the fuck? It was translated same way in Russia. Why?

>Ocean's 11 - The Big Heist
>Ocean's 12 - The Bigger Heist
>Ocean's 13 - Now They're 13

Fucking kek

In Sweden, Jaws being called 'hajen' (The shark) got so ingrained that The Bond villain got renamed too.

Qu'il est dur d'être farceur, d'aimer la musique pop et les films d'horreur quand on a un père qui se présente aux élections (Morgan Stewart's Coming Home)

I have no face for this.

>The Cityneurotic

That could be the title of pretty much any Woody Allen movie.

Same in Spain: Origen
>war face
This is some a todo gas shit
same
you truly can't outmeme Finland

more Portugal

>RedLetterMedia - The Mean Who Are Wearing Red Clothes
>Half in the Bag - These Drunks Really Like Movies!
>Best of The Worst - Worst Movie I've Ever Seen
>Wheel of the Worst - Best of the Worst: The Evil Machine
>Mr. Plinkett review: Mad Gringo who hates War of the Stars: [subtitle]

same in Mexico, El Origen

what did they mean by this?

>Beverly Hills Cop - The Cop Hunter.

?

>Hot Tub Time Machine - The Hangover
Bit odd innit?

>We were Soldiers - We were heroes
Ths one gets me mad so much because it totally misses the point of the movie.

WE

Nice meme faggot.

kys

Jesus christ.

in lithuania it was translated: hard nut
LOL

The most retarted thing I can think off is that the croatian translation for Harold and Kumar go to White Castle is " American pie made by Harold and Kumar recipe"

Die Hard in poland is Glass Trap. No joke

>mfw Pacific Rim is Titanes del Pacifico here

breddy gool acgutally

I came here to post our silly "Die Hard - Assalto ao Arranha-Céus" translation ( literally "Skyscrapper Hijacking/Assault" ) and a couple more of our crazy subtitles, and I find this gem of a post. Damn I'm proud.

You didn't clarify the fact that these titles aren't fully translated though, usually the "translation" is the subtitle, for the general audience. Like for example, "Toy Story - The Rivals", which did bother me as a young kid because it felt really unnecessary.

I think the most cringe I've seen here is "Kick-Ass: A Superhero with no Superpowers" or that Adam Sandler disney movie "Tales that are not Tales"

Do they STILL do that awful dubbing in the left channel only over the top of the original sound?

isn't that a russian thing

country?

Kikeland:
Alien=The eighth passenger

You better belive it brother

"Inception" is a fancy word for "creation" or "origin".

Yeah, I saw quite a few Polish films that did it too when I was working there.

Mexico desu

>Fight Club - The Man Who Was Himself

Really makes you think...

Bulgaria:

>Breaking Bad - In Satan's Shoes

I always cringe

>living in countries where they translate movie titles

I bet you get one guy to do the dub while the original audio track plays in the background too, you fucking plebs.

>>For Your Eyes Only - Very Secret
lel

Brasil here. Our dubbing is usually top tier. They even make the voice actors sing songs in english when the characters do.

Another gem from Portugal

Game of Thrones - The War of the Thrones

Spain

Star Wars - War of the Galaxies
Spaceballs - The Crazy Story of the Galaxy
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Forget About Me!
Airplane! - Land as Best as You Can!
The Naked Gun - Grab Him as Best as You Can!
Spy Hard - Spy as Best as You Can
Family Plan - Camp as Best as You Can
Beetlejuice - Bitelchús
Police Academy - Crazy Police Academy
Goodfellas - One of Us
The Day the Earth Stood Still - Ultimatum to Earth
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - Red Phone? We're Flying to Moscow
Groundhog Day - Stuck in Time
After Hours - Phew, What a Night!

>Pan's Labyrinth - Labyrinth of the faun
that's actually the right translation, the english translation is the wrong one

>Football Shootball Hai Raba

t. anglo cultural colony

>Serbian
>8th passenger

g-get it? there are 7 people and the alien is the 8th

The 8th passenger is Jonesy, you pleb.

Same here (Spain)

In Mexico is Alien: the 8th passenger

>Serbian

>Die Hard - Die like a man (or Die Manly)
>Horrible bosses - How to kill your boss
>American Sniper - Sniper
>Django unchained - Djangos revenge (theres also alterante title Django unleashed (leash like the one you put on your dog))
>Bad lieutenant - Evil lieutenant
>Big Hero 6 - Hero city/City of Heroes
>Frozen - Frozen kingdom
>Zootopia - Zootropolis
>Moana - Liana

You see, it's more complicated than that.
The Bonus Situation suggests that Parker and Brett weren't actually regarded as passengers of the Nostromo. So, if Jonesy was the 6th passenger, and Alien was the 7th, who was the 8th one?

the alien is the 8th one
u dum dum
cat doesnt count, Brett and Parker do

that was the logic behind it

Russia

>The Fast and the Furious - Acceleration
>2 Fast 2 Furious - Double Acceleration
>Rules of Attraction - Rules of Sex
>Die Hard - Hard Peanut

>The Fast and the Furious - Acceleration
>2 Fast 2 Furious - Double Acceleration

what about Fast n Furious 3 to 7?

When it first came out it was called Cara de guerra, they changed the title years later

Hello, autismo.

Serbia:
Alien = The Eighth Passenger

Which was alright, considering the first movie but then came Eight Passenger 2, Eight Passenger 2, 3.
And Resurrection and my favorite, Eight Passenger vs Predator.

your american film series 'the hunger games' is commonly known across the world as a massive pile of shit

Yeah but i hate how adventurous he is about it...

3 is Tripple Acceleration: Tokyo Drift.
After third movie was Acceleration 4/5/etc

A pretty nasty spoiler I remember from my country:
The Shawshank Redemption => The Prison Breakers

it's Tough Nut, you goddamn idiot.

Not gonna lie that's an awesome title.

fun fact; In Greece Charlton Heston is known as Charlton Easton as Heston means in Greek 'shit on him' and the military junta at the time thought this was not junta pc.

Yep, still on the TV. Gotta love this

>Home Alone - Maman, J'ai Raté L'Avion(Mommy, I Missed The Plane)

Die Hard in Russian is "Hard Nut" or "Badass"

How dumb can you be?

>"I´ve just watched Die Hard"
duh

>Hard to kill
Portuguese is the better language

Russian

>Die Hard - Hard Nut
>Good Will Hunting - The Brilliant Will Hunting
>Killing Them Softly - Casino Robbery
>The Men Who Stare at Goats - Crazy Special Forces
>Magic Mike - Super Mike
>Moneyball - The Person Who Changed Everything
>Money Monster - Financial Monster
>Ocean's 11 - 11 Friends of Ocean
>The Theory of Everything - The Universe of Stephen Hawking

Norway

Spinal Tap - Help! We're in the pop industry.
Die Hard - Operation skyscraper
Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me - The spy who cummed me
1941 - Excuse me, where is Hollywood?
The Italian job - The wild car chase
Beverly hills cop - Beverly hills pig

>>Midnight Cowboy - Lost in the Night.
i watched this last week on my cineclub class at uni and i think "Cowboy Da Meia Noite" wouldn't be a good name in portuguese tbqh

So it's cool to spoil movie twists in the title?

American Pie in Czech is called
Fuck Fuck Fuckity.. or at least that's like the closest translation I can think of

Holy shit is that max payne?

WHACK IM'!

More Banana Republic

>Evil Dead - Death of the Devil
>Evil Dead 2 - One Crazy Night
>Evil Dead 3 - One Crazy Night 3(?)
>Remake - The Death of the Devil
>Mulholland Dr. - City of Dreams (Stealth spoiler but I like it. It's a nice play on words)
>Inland Empire - Empire of Dreams
>Fire Walk with Me - The Last Days of Laura Palmer
>Reservoir Dogs - Rental Dogs (it works, trust me)
>The Watch - Close Neighbors of the Third Kind (fucking GENIUS)
>Warm Bodies - My Boyfriend's a Zombie
>The Godfather - The All Powerful Big Boss (10/10)
>Lethal Weapon - Deadly Machine
>Big Trouble in Little China - Adventurers of the Forbidden Neighborhood
>Airplane - Buckle Up... the Pilot's Missing! (love this one)
>The Green Mile - Waiting for a Miracle
>Shawshank - A Dream of Freedom
>The Prestige - The Great Trick

I always hated the Eternal Sunshine one. For years i ignored the movie because i thought it was just a dumb comedy because of the title

My german favorites always were:

>Stripes - I think I'm kissed by a moose!
>Fast Times At Ridgemont High - I think I'm standing in the forest!

Also:

>Airplane! - The unbelievable voyage in a crazy airplane

>Family Guy - Family's Father
>American Dad - Family's Agent
>Two and a Half Men - Two Men and a Half

>Smokey and the Bandit - Catch Me If You Can.
>Smokey and the Bandit 2 - I'll Catch You This Time.
>Smokey and the Bandit 3 - You Won't Escape This Time

>>Frozen - Frozen: A Frozen Adventure

Good grief.

Came to post this. Doing god's work user.

>>Groundhog Day - My Day as a Groundhog

Man that's deep.

>Wood, Hay and a few Wild-Goose Chases
I'm a Finn and I didn't know this. Pretty fucking clumsy attempt at a clever translation

It's a slightly old-fashioned word for a happily married couple

I especially like this one
>Shawshank Redemption - Rita Haywort: Key to escape

Fucking ridiculous, Finland.
Including the fucking turning point in the movie title.

>Shawshank Redemption - The Prison of Angels
I like it

>Goodfellas - One of Us

In Spanish-speaking countries, it was translated literally (Buenos Muchachos). What gives?

In Poland "Dirty Dancing" is called "Spinning Sex"

Mexico has the shittiest titles ever. They show the translated movies here and the dubs are atrocious
They also like watching alot of Chucky movies for some reason

In Brazil they kept the original title in english with the subtitle "Steamy Rhythm".

IN SPAIN

>The Searchers - Centaurs from the desert
>Braindead - Your mother has eaten my dog
>Rosemary's Baby - The evil seed

Norwegian title: Die hard in New York

Norway has the original title transelated directly.

Poland
>Die Hard- Glass Trap
>Terminator- Electronic Killer
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind- Love without Memory
>Inside Llewyn Davis- What's up Davis?
>In Bruges- First Shot, Then Explore
>Dirty Dance- Swirling Sex
>Fight Club- Underground Circle
>Home Alone- Kevin Alone in Home
>The Nightmare Before Christmas- Town of Halloween
>Good Will Hunting- Rebel Without Reason
>Blade Runner- Android Hunter
>Now You See Me- Illusion
>Dallas Buyers Club- Welcome to the Club
>Prison Break- Sentenced to Death

this is bullshit we use the english names

>Silence of the lambs - Victimlambs

>>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
IMDB says something different: Psico. It was almost too good to be true.

>Alien - ...Y donde está el extraterrestre?
fucking 80's man

>Good Will Hunting- Rebel Without Reason
How do you call "rebel without a cause" then.

bullshit
Full Metal Jacket is The Metallic Jacket

Then there was the Seagal Hard to Kill which literally is Duro de Matar but got called Dificil de Matar

Some from Finland
>The Amityville Horror - For God's Sake, Get Out!
>Sphere - Visitor from the Future
>Equilibrium - Cubic
>Let's Get Laid - You Are Needed Laid
>Fracture - Fracture: Unbroken
>A Hard Day's Night - Yeah, Yeah, Here We Come
>The In-Laws - Don't Shoot the Dentist
>North by Northwest - Dangerous Romance
>A Bronx Tale - Farewell to Godfather
>Eraser - Protector
>Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Crazy World of Monty Python
>The Man Who Would Be King - Heroes of Adventures
>The Rules of Attraction - Fuck the Rules
>This Is Spinal Tap - Hey We Are Rocking!
>Blade Runner - Blade Runner: Metropolis 2020
>Dressed to Kill - Deadly Confession
>A Fistful of Dynamite - Get Down, You Fool!

Terminator - Exterminator from the Future (Exterminador do Futuro)

Total Recall - Avenger from the Future (Vingador do Futuro)

They used a similar name because of Schwarzenegger .

"old habits die hard"

pretty dumb title for a movie about a stoneheaded cop who can't help playing the hero

>The X-Files - Secret Folders.

itunes.apple.com/mx/movie/cara-de-guerra-subtitulada/id416399985

>"Crime is illegal"

No shit

And few more
>Two Mules for Sister Sara - A Fistful of Dynamite
>Airplane! - Hey, We Are Flying!
>Airplane II: The Sequel - Hey, Again We Are Flying!
>The Omen - Prophecy(/Prediction)
>Damien: Omen II - Curse
>Omen III: The Final Conflict - 7 Daggers -Omen III

In Poland it's called "Szklana Pułapka", which literally means A Glass Trap

>She's still into a Bruce Lee suit and her revenge isn't over

Adding to Norway:

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation- Help, it's Christmas holiday
Airplane - Help, we're flying
Shawshank Redemption - Freedom's Rain
Silence of the Lambs - The Moth
True Grit - Girl with a man's courage (muhsoginy!)

I forgot
Jaws - Sharksummer
Tremors - Wormsummer

disgusting t b h
>Whose Blood will flow?
kek

Portugal here

We call Citizen Kane "The world at his feet"

Romania?

Well it means that he died with an erection so "muerte duro" is the literal translation.

In Argentina we call this movie "duro de matar" wich means "hard to kill", pretty good translation if you ask me senpai.