2nd Presidential Debate Gamethread #5: correct number edition

who is winning

first for trump

Hillary won on taxes, muslims and tape

But lost all others desu
She got especially badly beaten during the email question, holy shit.

MUH SYRIAN KIDS

WE GONNA BRINGZ THE HELP

Why don't you just nuke your own country

HOLOCOST!

GET IN HERE!

TRUMP JUST GOT ASSRAPED BY A GIRL ON NATIONAL TV

HILLARY LITERALLY GRABBED HIM BY THE PUSSY

KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SHUT UP DIANNE

>there are people in this thread who unironically believe that trump is winning
>there are people in this thread who unironically believe that hillary is winning

>vote to destabilize middle east

>pretend you give a shit about Syria
>pretend you give a shit about Aleppo
>pretend you give a shit about refugees

She's such a fucking snake.

no one

:3

She probably could have been saved from all of this and could have been made into a good, doting woman.

>the Russians are the ones bombing Syria
It's the fucking KIKES you fucking subhuman piece of shit

is there a break in this debate? i have to pee, but don't want to miss any bants.

If dubs the stage explodes.

Was it debate-keyno?

FUCKING RUSSIA BEING BROUGHT UP AGAIN
WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICANS

Frasier Crane

Motto: He's listening.

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Because it's the truth. I'm voting for Hillary.

Not because she's great, she's way too much of a centrist-corporate shill. But she at least has basic knowledge of how the government operates.

She's shit but she's seriously the only viable candidate. Which is fucking embarrassing. They nominated a bufoon.

RUSSIA WANTS THE DON

>its a trump gets BTFO episode

my fav

early in the debate I would have to go with Trump but the tables are turning. Trump just doesn't have the patience.

Trump's face looks like a melting candle

>MUH RUSSIA
I hope Trump calls her out on her McCarthyism

Where my smug Hillarys at?

who voting green party?

What a horrendous """"""""""""""debate""""""""""""""

>grr russians bad
COLD WAR 2.0 INCOMING

THANK YOU BASED HILARY

HILARY BTFO

This debate is surreal

on a quantum level they're both winning AND losing at the same time...

I feel so fucking bad for Americans. I cannot believe that you guys have to watch this bullshit and see these two complete fucking knobs be the only options you have for leaders of your country.

I feel sick with desperation watching this trash.

>US lecturing the world on war crimes

Lol

Pee in a bottle you fucking normie.

>Trumpstein

>MORE Russian fear mongering

/Assassination/ when?

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Realtalk: Has the Donald ever grabbed his daughter by the pussy?

>My great granddaddy used to be enslaved to these people...

Trump what the fuck does any of this have to do with Aleppo?

>russia are new in nuclear

KEK where does this guy come up with this shit?

what's your point

>russia is new in terms of nuclear
Explain?

Finally she has become Pepe.

all of my bottles are already full. i dont want to pee in any of the quart sized bottles because they stink if i remove the cap.

these debates truly never matter at all

everyone is decided

McCarthy did nothing wrong so that wouldn't be derogatory

Vladimir pls go

It's over. Trump already won the debate.

Rebels? What the hell is he talking about?

>you don't even know who the rebels are

What?

current mood

Hildog needs to interrupt him.

I literally cannot follow the through line in all of these answers.

they're all so random.

I forget the questions like 2 seconds after they're asked.

I'm half expecting a number to appear "text such and such and cast your vote"

What does he even talk about, jesus christ. Are people really voting for someone who can't even understand how a question works?

Boromir, Captain of the White Tower.

What a fucking clown, jesus christ

Holy shit Ameriburgers you do realize this Trump guy is actually retarded right?

>This is the best Americlapistan could do

trump is promoting increases in nuclear armament for no reason

usa is so fucked lmao

>Syrians are a religion now.

Deepest lore

Fucking kek

He just trashed his own running mate.

>he disagrees with his running mate

when it is time to throw in the towel Trump

dat zoom

Trump doesn't understand the question
TOP FUCKING KEK

which makes it even more depressing when people still still vote for trump

I know its a meme every single election and people parrot this shit endlessly, but im seriously fleeing this country

>You disagree with your running mate?

Holy fucking shit.

lmao Trump disagrees with his running mate. Fucking fantastic

Give it to me straight, Cred Forums. I don't have any dog in this race, but I wanna know. Objectively, who's winning?

>that smile
What the fuck is she laughing about? IS THIS A FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OR WHAT IS IT? ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ISIS? OR ARE THEY CRACKING JOKES?

holy shit he has no clue

>i disagree with my running mate

...............................jesus fuck

sooo is he backing Russia, Iran and Syria?

>that zoom

>disagrees with his running mate

is he purposefully alienating everybody?

>it's a "trump doesn't understand the question and just rambles about nothing" question

There's needs to be a modernization of the current missiles and facilities, but there's more than enough to cause Nuclear Winter

syria is russia?

Did Trump just say he broken up with his running mate?

Am I really the only one itt this thread who is happily and enthusiastically voting for Hillary?
We're fucking lucky to have someone with her experience and gravitas running for president.

Most of the western world is looking on in jealousy.

>i disagree with my running mate
This bodes well.

>he and I haven't spoken

BRAVO TRUMP

Bare through it like a good freg.

Why does Trump think it's okay to interject over everyone else with quips but whines like a child when they do it to him?

All I care about is Based Samwise Gamgee as veep.

THAT ZOOM IN ON HILLARY'S FACE

That fucking zoom

>THAT ZOOM IN

holy shit, wtf was up with that zoom

Trump has had this in the bag from about 4 minutes in.

t. independent voter

>camera randomly zoomed in on Clinton's face

MSNBC is memeing her now, kek.

that fucking zoom on Hillary's face on nbc kek

TRUMP LITERALLY DOES NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS

STOP DEFLECTING

:looking back from 2017: his answer on syria in debate II is what lost him the big job

gifs please

literally neither.

their both failing spectacularly
it's actually baffling

hahahahaha

>Objectively, who's winning?

There isn't anyway to do that

Trump is literally retarded and incoherent

Hillary is stiff smug and slimy

Take your pick

Any screen caps, shit was funny

>HE DISAGREES WITH HIS RUNNING MATE

He's fucking done

Is Trump trying not to get voted?

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>literally dropping pence under the bus

holy shit

>trump on foreign policy

holy shit

>disagrees with his running mate

>Iran got rich overnight because of that one deal a few months ago
He doesn't really believe this does he? He knows they sell oil right?

Does LE DONALD actually have some sort of mental retardation? I know the people who want to vote for him do but seriously does he?

excuse me, excuse me, i'm talking

>Trump thinks Isis can understand English

He thinks he lives in a Marvel kino.

So is trump going to actually answer a question? Or is it just endless regurgitation of his usual schtick over and over?

holy shit the "moderator" is taking Hillary's side

WEBMS PLS I WAS LOOKING HERE

What the fuck is happening rn

WHAT IS TRUMP TALKING ABOUT

MOSUL WASN'T THE QUESTION

trump needs to stop talking

You'd have to be extremely delusional to think Trump is winning

Post a webm

Is this a debate between Trump and Clinton or Trump and the moderators? This cunt is unprofessional as fuck.

Trump is donezo

More or less a repeat of last time. Trump started strong but he's falling apart. He's his own worst enemy.

Now trump has to debate the moderator

damn this moderator is debating with trump herself. Hard not to agree with trumpfags that the media is biased against him.

Come to Canada brah. It's not perfect but it's not plagued by this kind of bullshit.

This is the third American election I have followed closely and I am just baffled. This has been an appalling year. I developed an obsession with reading about Trump and watching him and now it's just making me feel sick and embarrassed. What a fucking travesty this whole last year and a half has been.

No, regrettably we do not.
>Listen here folks basically it's terrible just awful
>Let me tell you something, it's a catastrophe
>Let me tell you what I'll do, I'll make it better
>LOL CANT STUMP THE TRUMP

Neither. Trump has BTFO of Hillary a few times but has also BTFO of himself several times. Hillary has said nothing of value.

Jesus, who is he debating?

The latter is what got him this far, so if it ain't broke....

I'm so thankful I am alive to witness this. I can't believe this is real, I'm just laughing my ass off

>Tell me what your STRATEGY is
this lady

THAT ZOOM

K I N O
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N
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the jews

Holy shit... does he not realize that's how shit already is? Jesus christ. He's clueless on how any of this shit functions.

yes, and going it alone will not end well

>le secret attack
Hue

Because he literally just spoke for like 5 minutes and still didn't answer the question.

>tfw you aren't american

>throws men under the bus
>throws his running mate under the bus

who will trump run over next?

if your enemy gets elected, you win

t. weedman

I don't like trump but these moderators are pissing me off

Third party voter. But Trump is definitely winning this debate.

This.

It'll be the main headline tomorrow am

its like the camera guy is one of us

WHAT IS THIS BORING POLICY SPEECH FFS I WANT SHIT TALKING

it doesn't matter because he's not answering the fucking questions

He sounds like a manchild autist on Cred Forums who always thinks he's got it all figured out and is smarter than the entire world...and it breaks down into him asking a series of retarded questions and suggesting nothing real.

"Why don't they do this...why can't they do that..."

wow she's trying so hard to hold back laughter at his war strategies

These moderators seem to forget that this is a debate not an interview. Ask your question and shut your fucking mouth for 2 minutes.

Lester Holt was 100x better than these two idiots.

What a sad state were in when this is considered a bad question.

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I didn't know CTR shilled outside of Cred Forums

it's actually fairly difficult to leave the country. will probably take me 2 years to immigrate there, and I wont really have a career or reliable income at all

but trust me when I say I want to
im saving money any way I can

Does... Trump know we can see him? What the fuck is he doing with the faces?

Thank you for correcting the record. Kill yourselves.

The idiot is bringing it upon himself by not answering the fucking questions, interrupting and going over time with useless fluff.

neither does shillary

grow up

>Bagdaddy

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>The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate.

>The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate.

>The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate.

FREE AND INDEPENDENT KURDISTAN!!!!!!

No webm, but it coincided with a particlar shit-fling that trump was mid flinging. The zoom in was over-emphasised, also slightly pix-elated kek.

Basically, based camera man is on trump's side.

WHO IS HER BAGDADDY???

>You don't know the rebels
>proceeds to name rebels
Well then.

What's CTR? Is it like Hillary's version of Nimble America?

>so you're saying your tax returns are negotiable

He was just as much of a faggot.

>those smug faces he keeps making
It's like variations of Pepe just being posted over and over again.

MOVING ON UP

Neither of them is doing the CIA stance

I'm slightly disappointed.

>tfw I'm German and will forever have Merkel until she dies at the age of 110 or something

just cuck me up

you know what's even worse?
we don't even have anyone better to replace her with
the VP gabriel is a complete douche and asshole

the absolute best feel at this moment

MODERATORS TOLD

Its not a bad question its that how she said it was really butthurt sounding.

fucking niggers

>WAAAH IT'S NOT FAIR

25% of Americans are retarded

>arm the kurds
>arm the kurds
>arm the kurds
>arm the kurds

hes not answering the questions

LMAO THIS FUCKING NIGGA CRACKHEAD STRUGGLING TO READ

>I want to go after bag-daddy
>I want daddy

Tell me about Bane why does he wear the mask?

Who's the Samuel L. Jackson knock-off?

hilary should just defer to trump everytime and keep letting him dig his own hole deeper

She's smart not to. He's burying himself.

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>I will give economics to people

hell on earth

I legit want Obama for another 4 years. This shit is making him look like Lincoln.

Yeah, it is. Are they here?

>samuel l jackson

Hah, he actually whined about it.

Correct The Record, the online Democrat shitposting unit

That hurts Trump in the Public's eye if he's a cunt to Anderson Cooper

kurds are the most based of all the muslims dude

I'm cringing at everything.

>Samuel L Jackson asking questions now

>not arming the kurds
YPG
P
G

Why are they talking about what they're going to do in the Middle-East? Why the fuck aren't they talking about what they already did, fucking everything up playing the world's police?
>I want to give weapons to the Kurds
She literally said this

you racist!

Take me with you. Please.

is that Sam Jackson?

he's the best, isn't he?

>Trump on Kurds

"I love them. Cheese curds are the best"

>i will bring economics to people

DO YOU BELIEVE

IN LOVE

Obama please go

Give economics to the people

But why does he wear the mask?

Yes let's arm rebel forces WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Dredd

>fucking niggers
are going to make this election go in Clinton's direction. He had one job and it was to not offend them, and he did. He's done.

Nice

Arming the Kurds is actually good. They're the good Muslims.

>What do you have to lose?
>It can't get any worse!

It most certainly can.

Why not? They're already giving guns to fucking Al-Nusra front

How mad are you that /pti/ is dead?

>"Would you be a devoted president for all of the people?"

Holy shit GLAD YOU WROTE THAT ONE DOWN

Probably not. Realistically speaking, this is probably flagged as a no go zone due to it's echo chamber attitude

>the education is a disaster

yes it is, donny.

LAH TEE NOH

kek keep posting this edits

You deserve it for WW2 you nazi scum.

I don't even align with many of Trump's ideas except foreign policy. Jesus Christ, the gubmint keeps pouring lighter fluid on the fire that is the Middle East thinking it's water when we keep backing rebels who coincidentally end up being Islamic turrists.

>t. social recluse

Basically, anyone with their head screwed on knows this. Sadly, this is not most of the population.

I'm right about to die.

I spit cider out my nose hearing that.

I really wish you guys had voted for Bernie

At least he's not a despicable human being

THAT IS A LARGE MAN

PRESIDENT FOR THE INNER CITIES

Trump failing to convince us he gives a shit about minorities

exactly

when i go to Cred Forums this is all i see

Can anyone give me any hope that Hillary won't win? I can really use it

What the fuck is he even saying

He just rambles like a moron

>i uh hey worked for african childrens

HAHAHAHA

damn, forgot about this scene. time to fap

They're an ethnic group, not even all of them are Muslims

>make fun of black person
>his slow speech with low bass hushed the whole crowd and everyone was fixated on him

that's the power of the black man. Your cuck personality will never understand.

What does it mean to "give a shit about minorities"?

Believe me, we tried. American politics is rigged which is why we're here bickering about the 2 most despicable candidates in decades

Trump: "I will give economics to people."

>it can't get any worse

Truly thought provoking question. It really made me think.

>PTI dead
>AtH hasn't been good ever since Jay Marioti bit that lady and got kicked off
Happy Hour will forever have a special place in my heart.

Kurds are secular as fuck. They have woman fighter units and everything.

lol fuck off we love our Presidential Def Jams.

I'm actually having to mute it sometimes.

This is just the talking part. The obstacle course is up next

FYI

Rumour ATM is that Pence is asking to be removed from the ticket

she did

>that 400lb amerilard sweating

Please help him.

>Nonwhite Americans overwhelmingly support Clinton.
Why is that?

That zoom was kino, the greatest moment of these debates.

He's going to eat the loser of the debate.

We /Hutt/ now

Maybe you should have told him not to shill for Hillary and defend her in the primaries

>brags about being a lawyer
>got a child rapist off

GIBS ME DAT

Kurds are bros

BROS!

oh lawd

I WILL GIVE ECONOMICS TO PEOPLE

BIGLY

ABSOLUTELY MUCH LESS EXPENSIVE

hahaha

Good lawyer

gibsmedats and increased third world immigration.

>anecdotes

I fucking hate when people use these stories. There's no fucking way to prove any of it actually happened.

Can Mr. Carter be a meme?

>"I JUS FINNA ASK YALL"

>*SMACKS LIPS*

>"WHUT CHALL NIGGAS EVEN DOIN?"

>*THROWS BASKETBALL*

>"WHAT CHALL GON DO IN DA PRESIDENTS?"

gibsmedats

I'm glad we're not alone in this, I'm basically hiding behind a chronic facepalm which will probably last well throughout the entire goddamn debate.

Pakistanis and Iranians have female soldiers and fighter pilots too

doesn't mean shit

Hes a communist

He promised he would support Hillary if he lost.

It just proves his word is good. I can tell you that inside he doesn't want to do it, but he promised.

Promise to help them and then ignore them until the next election cycle, same as giving a shit about anything else in politics

The polls said Brexit would fail.

The polls said that Columbian FARC amnesty would succeed.

Niggers are dumb

The Mujahideen were also the good Muslims at one point. They all turn at one point or another.

thats Rob Ford Senpai he dun coked himself bak 3 life

>if you don't vote for me, I'll be your president anyways

>will he send me back to my shitty country of origin, mama?

Yeah, I bet the idea of that bothers you, you little bastard.

>Finally a hardball question for Clinton

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>Trump brings bullying up
Hillary is retarded.

Trump isn't much better, but he's more real.

He's red and sweating because the doesn't want to eat either one.

>will he send me back to Ethiopia
I'm fucking dying, man

Help them with what? They already get affirmative action.

i love that she actually talked to Carter.

Trump is talking to the camera.

"It'll work this time!"

>in another dimension right now, Bernie Sanders is winning the hearts of Americans and BTFOing Trump after robbing the nomination from Hillary

How do you explain Asian-Americans then :^)?

What is he thinking?

Poll swung back round to supporting Brexit and it was close for a long time.

Also Trump is far behind in the polls

Also the Electoral College will fuck Trump.

>within hours

It took her that long.

dat bill grin

you know he berry his dick anywhere

Why make a promise like that if you supposedly want to start a revolution?
He was a fucking plant dude.

Literally me right now. My face is sweaty like that big guy.

*i'll WANT

are you retarded?

hacker on steroids

Doesn't matter, just claim you will do something

bout food

>Mujahideen were also the good Muslims at one point
Reagan literally picked them because they were religious nut jobs.

A reminder that the Gods themselves flooded London to make sure the most liberal, diverse place in the UK couldn't vote.

Maybe the same will happen for Trump.

>the inner cities

lol this guy, its like hes stuck in an 80s view of the country

new bread

>I will give economics to people.

your tears and the next 4 years of your suffering will be delicious

Bernie would be leading trump by double digits

GIBSMEDATS CRACKA MUP DA WHOOP DA

And hispanics, don't let your racism make you stupid guys.

Judging from what I seen in Cred Forums Shillary was right about Trump supporters being deplorable.

i get anxiety when i watch debates

who's winning?

>We have a divided nation
>She has tremendous hate in her heart
>We can't take 4 more years of Barack Obama
People look for hope, Donald. They also happen to love Obama, +55% approval

>4 more years of Obama

I'd be down for this.

Holy shit Trump just fucked us into four more years of a Democuck in office didn't he?

>Day 3278, the humans still have not seen through my disguise.

Cred Forums debate threads are so great. The best.

If he says "tremendous" or "disaster" again I'm gonna kill myself.

If anything the electoral college will save him. The big lefty states will inflate Hillary's total votes. If Trump wins it's likely that it will be a repeat of 2000

LINK TO THE SEX TAPE PLEASE
LINK TO THE SEX TAPE PLEASE

LINK TO THE SEX TAPE PLEASE
LINK TO THE SEX TAPE PLEASE

>mr trump you talked about a womans sex tape
>BENGHAZI

@SCClemons: Major rumors swirling in real time, right now that @mike_pence has asked 2 be removed from the Presidential ticket. Historic Wow. #debate

@SCClemons: Major rumors swirling in real time, right now that @mike_pence has asked 2 be removed from the Presidential ticket. Historic Wow. #debate

@SCClemons: Major rumors swirling in real time, right now that @mike_pence has asked 2 be removed from the Presidential ticket. Historic Wow. #debate

@SCClemons: Major rumors swirling in real time, right now that @mike_pence has asked 2 be removed from the Presidential ticket. Historic Wow. #debate

@SCClemons: Major rumors swirling in real time, right now that @mike_pence has asked 2 be removed from the Presidential ticket. Historic Wow. #debate

OH BOY 3AM

>There's another reality where Rand Paul, Gary Johnson, and Bernie Sanders are all politely discussing the issues without resorting to insults or interruptions

Is Trump actually trying to high road Clinton for offensive language?

Is he drunk?

Whose sex tape were they talking about?

I never said it

i should buy an economics

Yeah that was dumb. Obama is riding high atm.

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This isn't your hug box bruh. No one but Cred Forums shitposters are gonna claim that he won because he used another zinger about her emails. Actually , her emails is the only thing he's been on point in these last 2 debates. Everything else he does is litteraly Cred Forums tier buzzwords and statements with no plans how to implement
Right now they're the best we got. Like a Muslim a-team

>not arming the only group in the middle east that has proven itself time and time again to be secular, democratic, and a friend to America

pacing around the room now, user.

Here here. Back in black, baby.

IF DUBS TRUMP WINS

lol no
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-poll-brexit-remain-vote-leave-live-latest-who-will-win-results-populus-a7097261.html
remain was 10 points ahead the same day.

What about those trips?

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>A reminder that the Gods themselves flooded London to make sure the most liberal, diverse place in the UK couldn't vote.
Holy shit did that really happen?
Hurricane Matthew hit the northern coasts of Colombia and destroyed the voting posts. Most of the people living there (Mostly people in favor of the YES in that region) couldn't get to vote

>wants to appoint another scalia
lol jesus christ

see

F L Y
L
Y

>scalia
>not based
cuck

>>>OUR COAL WILL LAST ONE THOUSAND YEARS

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bernie lost the popular vote, if people had actually voted for him he would have one
how

>still no official stance on anime by either candidate

who /randpaul/ here?

>bernie lost the popular vote
Because there was collusion against him from the DNC...have you been following this election?

>not wanting to arm this

bernie fucking quit. he is a loser and that's what losers do. wake up

It's knowing when you're beat. There was no quitting about it.

Fuck man. That hit hard.