V I D Y A K I N O

Admit it Cred Forums, this was comfy.

also, obligatory persians are white when they're good and black when they're bad

Wow, good job OP I almost forgot it existed

Was it any good though? All I remember were the not so subtle parallels to Dick Cheney and the Iraq war

I'll watch anything with Gemma Arterton.

I really liked it. Shame other people didn't

But the best vidyakino is pic related

Am I crazy or is her head too small for her body?

This is the only Cred Forumskino worth talking about. It's excellent. Fantastic stuntwork, a legendary soundtrack, good bantz, it doesn't get better than this.

It was fantastic. I really liked the homages to the games and to Assassin's Creed as well.

>Gemma Arterton
she made me cum like an animal in byzantium

>byzantium

Fuuuuckkkkk yeahhhh

...

HMMMMMM, maybe.
I think I'm going to have to research it more.

>vidya
Hi Cred Forumseddit!

>I enjoy more mature entertainment mediums for mature individuals such as myself
KYS

it was very stupid but also very fun
but honestly I can't remember a single specific thing about it besides the fact that I thought it was fun and stupid

man i thought summer break was over

mother of god

I was disappointed he didn't use the dagger very much. He used it twice and his brother once.

Didn't disappointed me but each time they used it was somewhat satisfying.

She was such thicc britgoddes in Voices, especially in comparison with Anna Kendrick.

>le comfy xd

retard

>mrw alfred molina shows up

>using le and xd

look at this retard

boy you must be fun at parties

How can one man be so right?

>byzantium
I think thats only movie where she actually act desu.

It was Clash of the Titans for me

kek

What madness is this?

its the second best video game movie ever made imo (which is not saying much)

also this. she's smart too. 10/10 woman tbqh

madness?

I don't think that's what the messenger meant to represent. Xerxes rules huge swathes of land, from Central Asia to Africa. The messenger could just have been an African dude who got recruited as one.

Xerxes was clearly very POC looking, so go fuck yourself, you white male.

THIS

IS

SPARTA

This and Green Lantern are the only movies I've actually stopped watching half way through because of how bad they are. And I've watched some pretty shitty movies.

This is literally the only good videogame to film adaptation.

WHPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH

holy fuck she's the bimbo in Voices? never would have guessed