You wake up tomorrow as this guy

You wake up tomorrow as this guy.

What do you do?

go around grabbing bitches by the pussy

Laugh heartily.

masturbate and finger myself in front of the mirror

feel my pecks all day long?

Laugh for a few hours. Then go fuck Hayley Atwell. Then any other woman that wants too. Which is probably most women.

I fuck Hayley Atwell and make that pristine goddess of bounty and harvest my fucking wife.

Get naked and stare at a mirror

I'd find the original me (presumably we've switched bodies), apologize, and try to find some way to discreetly get him enough money to let him live comfortably. Poor bastard is in for a tough life.

Propose marriage to Jenny.

Nice

> finally have that gay sex that I've been curious about it.

hang out at an all girl private highschool

fuck liz olsen

You're no fun

i'd find a woman to fuck because i wouldn't want to touch another man's penis that's gay

Switching bodies would be fun experiment on the importance of looks vs personality. Could Chris Evans' (presumably) excellent social skills and work ethic allow him to fix my broken life? Could my social anxiety and self-loathing destroy his?

>fucking Neanderthal girl when you can fuck Atwell or ScarJo
come on, user

Shave.

Damn... I never fucking thought of it that way. Kinda blew my mind.

You think he would eventually fall into the same slum?

Call Dakota Fanning and tell her we're gonna fuck.

Walk down the street and grab some pussy by the pussy

>Could my social anxiety and self-loathing destroy his?
Since he's a fucking actor I guess yes, yes it would. You'd drop out of several movie contracts and refuse interviews, nobody would hire you anymore. You'd be broke in a matter of years, if not months. You'd lose your attractiveness and physique because you're not dedicated enough to go to the gym (if you could afford it anymore).

And last but not least, autists on a chink cartoon forum would laugh at you and photoshop the JUST hairline on your pictures.

fuck everything in sight

eat some pizza

>You'd be broke in a matter of years, if not months

I highly doubt that. I'd just curb my spending significantly. I'm pretty sure Evans has made enough money from his last movie to set him up for life. I'd probably just become a hermit.

>look down
>fuck your own penis

>implying you know how to manage money

Play Trump in the inevitable biopic.

hide 1 mil just in case i switch back to my old body... go fuck hot gingers all day long my nigga then be in some movies then make my own movie my nigga then go to japan my nigga then fuck hella ginger bitches then fuck hella thick bitches my nigga then eat sushi and smoke weed and hang on the beach then do some more epic shit along those lines
also do that god damn hilarious laugh all the time

Fuck Hayley Atwell

Hayley Atwell
Liz Olsen
Scarlett Johansson

At the same damn time

Shitpost on Cred Forums

Masturbate. It's the only way I know how to interact with the world.

bang lizzy

>ywn be as boisterously happy as Chris Evans
>ywn be a pussy magnet despite acting like a huge goofball
>ywn press your genitals against a frightened Liz Olsen

Kat Dennings
Jaimie Alexander
Live Tyler

As a victory lap

Why was she alone in a room with CIA?

fuck my wife

Chrissy isn't married and is the only Avenger without kids.

Kill myself for being such an ugly neckbeard.

>Chris doing classic claugh
>reaction widow of chris doing more laughing

Jesus fucking chris(t) too much.

this guy must be is the happiest guy on hollywood

Liz don't got no kid yet

>look in mirror
>clap and extend palm of right hand out in a pointing manner at my reflection while my left hand rests on my belly and I throw my head back with a hearty laugh

Yep, first thing I'd do

That's very nice of you, bro. It sounds sad though.

in all likeliness Evans already has competent people for that

But user won't be able to interact with them.

do everything by email
I'd pretend to have a nervous breakdown and quit acting. I'd live modestly as a NEET, but still work out as much as possible. I'd become friends with Shia LeBoeuf and try to make actual human connections with fans and groupies.

find out if being in a gay mans body would make me attracted to men