Best sword movies

4 7 ronin

she could make my dick hard and put it in her vagina if you know what i mean

Why not just strap the sheathe to the side of the horse?

I'm sorry man, I'm just totally clueless here.

House of Flying Daggers.

HERE WE AREEEEEEEE

Sword of Doom

horse? are you a nobleman or something? get your rich ass out of here

sure if you can afford a horse but on a lowly soldier's wages a woman is best you can hope for

LOTR

>women
>carrying swords
topkek lad

Shit, I'm sorry. My dad is a low Lord so we always have horses to carry our equipment. I didn't realize how hard it was for those marching alongside me while my horse and backup horse carried all of my stuff.

I guess I should rent out the entire Inn tonight and let some of my soldiers sleep on feather beds instead of their usual blankets out in the rain.

I thought they liked that stuff...

there will never be a good sword movie, until cg guys can master the "teleport behind you" special effect without it looking retarded. Until that, it's just wooden stick coreographies.

the greatest swordsman

fuck off bourgeois.

>what is the Phantom Menace

there's no such thing in the phantom menace.

Sword of the stranger

A true master

Riddick did it, the necromonger boss

why would someone with a gun come closer to someone with a sword?

my dude

youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw

what movie is this?

You could make one of those videos for literally any movie. That's what stage combat is. It looks great it isn't remotely martially in fact most of the basic principles are the complete opposite.

After Qui Gonn gets rekt and the laser doors open is in my opinion the best scene of lightsaber fighting in the entire series. Including the overall superior Bespin Duel.

Soundtrack was pretty GOAT
youtube.com/watch?v=tTIwbusbN1g

dat file name, kek.

Nothing personal, kid.

It can be fixed by actors and studios not being giant pussies afraid to get hit with a stick.

This is too funny to be real

ebin ;c>

>personal

No it can't. Real sword sparring lasts a few seconds and the superior swordsman wins not the one he story needs to win to further the action.

Ewan McGregor broke lightsabers every time the behind the scenes stuff is clear no one could have put more effort into it.

If you want realistic fencing the Bespin duel is head and shoulders the best in the series and thats only because Bob Anderson as Vader always beings his point back online before remembering he's stage fighting and taking it safely offline again.

Such a moronic thing to give a movie shit about. Especially one with magic laser swords.

I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings, yeah, yeah
I have no rival, no man can be my equal

Nothing really comes close to watching the Olympics. At least not in speed and excitement.

But what about that Ridley Scott film, The Duellists?

Highlander Connery was the best looking Connery ever.

I still don't get what he was supposed to be, Spanish?

>what is zardoz

I believe that he is the kind of guy who would keep a ninja sword on him at all times

An Egyptian who'd lived several centuries in Spain via a stint in Japan.

and this

KINO
>4 shots how he takes his "sword" .. more like dagger
>fucker with gun stepping close to a man with sword instead of shoouting him while out of his range
>fucked up bush on his face. can't afford a stylist, barber to make a decent beard for him?

BOOOORN TOOO BE KIII-III-INGS

we're the princess of the universe

Why hasn't this been posted yet? Fucking disappointing.

what is this?

inb4 lightsaber shits

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literally what?

He-Man

Colargol

It's the live action version of this tv show:

youtube.com/watch?v=Dd6ubsMmWAc

MMOOODDDSS

What the fuck? Seagal actually did the anime slash in a real movie?

This man is kino incarnate.

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>the superior swordsman wins

Not always. Practice duels aren't one sided. Neither are duels in history.

Go to historical legends throughout the world and fights last for fuckin days.
Go to the armored medieval period, and at one point there's eventually a tag in tag out system because fights actually did last so long.

wtf is up with """people""" like you? seriously
Are you a faggot ? Or a flatchested woman who is jelly on those tits on the pic?

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