Darth, did I ever tell you that if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

Darth, did I ever tell you that if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine? By which I mean I'll become a blue ghost who sits on a log and gives bad advice to your son. I'll become a good friend.

nice one

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

I imagine Jonah Hill saying that

It's not a story a Sith would tell you...

What could have been

why Darth and not Vader? Every sith is Darth something....

this was only established in the prequels

keked

Count Dooku?

Not really. Obi wan never knew Maul's name and the other two he fought were a count and a general. He knew Sheev only as chancellor.

Obi-wan was going to be a sci-fi Gandalf until Alec Guinness told Lucas to fuck off

Was darth tyranus.

So he was addressing him by his title.

I think it's a pretty good deal, remember that the Light side isn't about flashy displays of dominance, they're about inner peace and spirituality. Total immortality and omnipotence because you've become one with the Force sounds like a logical reward for those who mastered their connection to it.

>Obi Wan is delaying Vader so Luke can escape.
>Obi Wan lets Vader win making life much more difficult for Luke.

Obi Wan just causes endless shit. the guy is a dick.

So the jedi knew how to achieve immortality all along but didn't bother telling anakin, allowing him to become manipulated by Sheev, they were good friends.

they didnt want him to hit himself with his lightsaber.

>darth tyranus.
What's next? Savage Opress?

so why dont all Jedis just kill themselves and become all powerful spooks?

BRAVO LUCAS

Obi Wan was old and out of practice. He knew he couldn't win anyway.

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It's true desu. Throughout the films, each time they kill a sith a new one takes it's place. Maul, Dooku, Sheev. In the end Luke realises he has to make them fight each other, he lets Vader kill Palpatine to end the Sith.

>In the end Luke realises he has to make them fight each other, he lets Vader kill Palpatine to end the Sith.

>end the sith
>Snoakes
>Ren

err

sick