Movies when sick

Name me some comfy movies to watch while i'm sick

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Contagion

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28 days later

Shrek or Shrek 2

If your really bored go ahead and marathon the Shrek series.

I have a cold myself. I always enjoy boring pastoral stuff. Kiki's delivery service, Gilmore Girls and Corner Gas are all good choices. I guess it's the atmosphere; it puts me at ease and helps my body avoid stress.

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The Station Agent. 2003 movie where Peter Dinklage is basically Real Human Bean man but with trains instead of cars.

Princess Bride
Iron Giant
Star Trek II, III, IV (The Genesis Trilogy)
Hot Fuzz/ Shawn of the Dead

Spider-Man 2.

The Andromeda Strain.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Wall, Trainspotting ... drug movies best watched sick.

A heart warming affirmation of the Can Do american spirit.

Porn

>tfw ripped the skin and can't molest myself until it heals.

feels bad desu.

The Fifth Element
Any Schwarzenegger movie
Princess Bride
Clerks

The Princess Bride

I don't believe your story.

If your genitals were injured, the pain would be on your mind, not sexual arousal. I've literally NEVER had a boner while I was sick. Even small headaches completely shut down sexual arousal.

exactly, which means I can't masturbate until it heals.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE

also

I just got my period today and have massive cramps. Give me something good bros?

if you like Princess Bride, you might also like Stardust which heavily borrows from it but is still very comfy in its own regard.
Oh man, the feels...

Not being edgy, but porn is the best thing to watch when sick.

Edging all day really distracts you from the discomfort youre in

Satantango
Not even meming, when else are you gonna watch a seven hour movie and your sickness will actually enhance the experience.
Watching it when I had the flu is literally the greatest film experience of my life.

Galaxy Quest is my go to sick day movie