How the fuck do the photon torpedoes bend into the exhaust port? And don't give me that force shit

How the fuck do the photon torpedoes bend into the exhaust port? And don't give me that force shit.

suction you bumswipe

is sucks the payload in really hard

>Suction
>From an exhaust port

your mother has an exhaust port but it sucks in loads all the time

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

BTFO

OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

Your mother regularly has sex with men she doesn't know. And she does it for pleasure.

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A pity (You) 4u

Ever think about how stupid the concept of a photon torpedo is. I could remake Star Trek by just throwing lightbulbs at Mexicans.

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you should take this example of your ability to take (you)'s to this thread I'll make you an amazing offer.

>universe where galactic travel is casual as fuck and blowing planets into vapor is possible
>omg how is a guided missile possible

And yet you denied him a (You) yourself

What did you mean by this?

star wars is gay. stop carrying that shit just cuz your dad liked it and its the only thing you ever watched together.

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Fuck off

include me in the funnyjunk screencap
what did i mean by this
bane?
was op our guy?
have we started the cummies?

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where the fuck did those stars come from

They're proton torpedoes, not photon.
They could have been guided or heat seeking.

Trying to explain the science in Star Wars is retarded, it's not a sci-fi movie.

This is from Star Wars, which is infinitely gayer than Star Trek.

dunno

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will he ever recover?

Got enough samefag replys to post this on r/Cred Forums?

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>its an "user has to let us know he's above everyone else" episode

OMG PLZ SOMEONE CAP THIS!

Positive reply.

It was a sick burn, you autist. Go back to cutting yourself and wondering why no one likes you.

Jokes on you my mom hasn't had sex in 17 years.

Wow I'm not alone.