Who is your favorite Jewish character?

Who is your favorite Jewish character?

Turtles aren't jewish

You're right, only rats are

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Jesus

I'm nauseous

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Costanza aint Jewish

>kornheiser
>not using a text screengrab from PTI

>favorite

I'm nauseous I'm nauseous

dont tell me what to do

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Where did the stereotype of "Jewish=nebbish and cowardly" come from?

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GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLDDDD
BBEEEEEERRRRRRRGGGG

I used to do his voice all the time when I was a kid

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Woody Allen

Dr. Zoidberg

Jews

>it's a Goldberg punches out a car window and almost bleeds to death episode

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just push my SHIT INNNNNNNNNNNN

If they made an Independence Day spinoff with nothing but Judd Hirsch's character, I think I might be able to die happy

His mother is pretty much confirmed oven dodger.

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when did this become an /asp/ thread?

man, he didnt age a day in 20 years

I don't think that's true. They probably celebrated Christmas like good, decent people, while Tommy's family celebrated their primitive devotion to candlesticks in their Satan and money worshiping cult.

since it was a jew thread.

Why does Cred Forums think all Jews automatically hate white people? Globalist politicans, yeah, but the average neighborhood Jew who runs the bagel shop nearby? Probably not

And don't bring up the Talmud, because most kikes under 50 haven't even read that shit and don't follow it

Cred Forums are just a bunch of racist morons

>Why does Cred Forums think

jews are white

Dont you know? Every Jew is pure evil and Judaism is the only reason we dont have world peace

History and real life.

kek

When Cred Forums talks about the Jews nine times out of ten they're talking about the Soros tier motherfuckers. Or talking about how Israel is a gigantic foreign influence in American politics with lobby groups.

The most shit regular Jews get is how insular and nepotistic their communities can be. But you can say the same about a lot of non anglo communities like the Italians, the Poles, the Irish etc.

myself

christians and arabs

TOMMY was the Jew, Chuckie and Chaz were good German lads.

Wasnt the twins dad a Jew as well?

Larry David

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I'm pretty Cred Forumsack and I only hate niggers and kikes. Not Jews and black people. Oh, I do hate like 99% of all Muslims though

>inb4 someone asks what the difference is

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Nothing can top Kyle Broflovski's cousin.

Even as Jewish Kyle is he hate's this sonofabitch.

are milhouse and his family supposed to be Jewish?

They're supposed to have Dutch and Danish ancestry but perhaps it's a coincidence.

You're NAXALTing, m8. As in "Not all of are like that."
You don't realize that we are very well aware of that.
What you also don't realize is that this is a really bad argument to justify why you'd allow a given group to be in your nation.
For instance, only a minority of Muslims will be terrorists. But if you have NO Muslims you will
be.come almost immune to terrorist attacks in your nation.
A group of "good" ones can hide and protect the bad ones.

The stakes of having bad Jews in your nation are extremely high. Their very religion tells them things such as:

*They are superior to non-Jews and chosen by G_d.
*They are destined to rule over all non-Jews who will be their slaves.
*Their mission on Earth is to "heal the world." eg. Mix all people back together like pre-Tower of Babel.

They carry this prejudice with them even as atheists.
They are extremely good nation-wreckers and it doesn't take many of them to get things done as they are very smart and clannish people.

See: Russian Revolution.

>bringing up your homesite in everything that has nothing to with it
Way to blow your cover faggot.

>hey arnold bully
>to make him vulnerable the creators made him jewish
What did the writers mean by this?

Bev Goldberg is surprisingly hot. So is Erica.

The guy from Independence Day.

>Well, nobody's perfect.

>howard

gaaaahhh shit