/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Nicole

morgan looks like alex right now

feeding moo

letting moo goo strap deep

jerking off to this

shes not a bad person, shes just in your face just like jason is and that scares him

Is Whitney still planning on acting sad to Justin to get him on their side?

will BB ever cast a house with a bunch of people like the good side of the house (minus Montard) who can play the game without getting ultra personal? or is that a long lost dream from now on?

It doesn't even look real wtf

monte willing to fall on his sword for scott

fantastic

thats a real ass buddy
not a good one but a very common flat white girl ass

lol she wont turn it on monte or alex, she will turn it on shelby

>kryssie logic

scott will have to compete with shane for that honor

lol'd

scott literally looks like a rat when he eats

>yfw Krispy makes to it final 4

Good. At least Scott can enact a plan without completely fucking it up. Monte put the final nail in this season's coffin when he talked to Shane a day early.

jason, krispy, neeley, and dani are your obvious final 4 and the journey to that point probably wont be too interesting

yep, you need to give them as little amount of time to scramble as possible. now they have 2 days

>tfw will never have /bb/ bf to watch feeds with and bantz on who to use our votes for

>a best sister appears

Grading papers

Monte will feel like such a fool going back to watch this, when Shane immediately laughs and tells Danielle.

stop fishing for beta attention slut

inquisitr.com/3585668/big-brother-18-news-nicole-franzel-corey-brooks-update-revealed-cant-wait-to-cuddle-her/

>tfw same problem but gf instead of bf

>Corey next went on to say that when he sees her that he will probably just “cuddle” her for the first six hours that they are together.

What did he mean by this?

fuck off

>mfw within 30 minutes of making my bb troll account yesterday I had some jailb8 up in my DMs

post it, faggot

i wanna lick that ass desu

twitter.com/EvelDick/status/785699694974476288

>tfw the chick you were going to pump + dump at the finale party suddenly has a cool half mil

3 day old donut was a bad experience would not recommend

can yall post some of your favorite caps to help ease the pain of this darkest timeline?

kryssie obsessing over whitney again

this isnt your blog

im sorry im just sad that a good cast was wasted

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that barbell triggers me

monte is so lost

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its useless

Just accept the fate of the darkest timeline

shelby shut that shit down

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looks like it was designed to allow people to do hammer curls with a barbell. maybe some weird grip front squats

monte triggers me

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Which one of the Waifus said "I'm a cracker"?

Twitter is prob gonna be saying she said she wants to whip slaves

>this plan works
>justin votes out danielle

scott votes out monte after getting hammered tonight being alone with them in teh BY

Shelby

>justin says burn it like a jew
>#1 on jokers
makes sense

cant wait till monte leaves

the sisters are going to be enraged monte went to shane early

shelby thought that the backyard crew were talking about crackers but they were talking about the candy krackels

he's so fucking stupid and has no concept of the reality around him

nom you slope you and vote you off
lol

he's just straight up awful at this game, they'll have a better chance without him sadly

i dont get it how do these people drink soda?

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its the caffeine

REMINDER

monte would not be leaving the house if America wasn't picking noms

addictive as fuck once you get into it

she has pretty bad eyes

americans love soda
especially diet soda even though its shitty too

how do they get caffeine when they arent in the house?

we know that, but there isn't much we can do about it with less than 30 posters, even fewer with all access

Monte has no idea what a backdoor is.

Monte the madman should make a big move like tell Shane that Justin called Danielle a n-bomb

if they find out he already fucked up the plan they should just call everything off and let him die

campaigning for him will only needlessly hurt their game at this point

i wanna pet it

they know already, they just havnt had any time alone to discuss it

alex has a plan, let her work her mist

hopefully they just call off all the plans then. monte is too fucking retarded to be in an alliance

this

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its over they got to justin first

just put up couch queen and let monte go

its the only way to save face

wheat knee is going to jump ship

ahahahahaha
fucking monte man

this season fucking sucks

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if monte wasnt racist he would be staying

neeley is really making strong black women look bad by taking part in these

aligning herself with a scumbag like jason

This will happen next week:

>Shelby HOH
>Whitney gets Care Package, boomerang POV
>Shelb Puts up Krispy and Neely
>America noms Scott
>Scott gets POV, saves self, tells america to fuck itself
>Krispy gone

>Shane racist comment
>Showmance dead, Shane joins Waifus
>Waifus steamroll comps and Twitter helplessly has to get rid of blacks and gays

really starting to get tired of him

evel dick is on a tirade against jason and defending our girl

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>Shane racist comment
>Shane talking

not gonna happen

I miss when he'd disappear for hours at a time.
Now he's glued to the couch with the frosted whale and grocery boy

alex is so cute

this is a stupid plan

the good side of the house needs to sweep every comp to have a chance. what a great system for a season of BB!

this is never going to work

they will just get laughed at even more

any plan involving monte is stupid by default

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it was 4 vs 2 today and they still lost
Monte deserves to go home

monte has a nice ass

what is plan? im watching basedball pls no bully

Anyone have advice on how to keep watching this show? I really dislike the basement dwelling and cat lady audience being able to sway the game constantly and then even deciding the winner. I'd watch BB UK if I liked that crap.

who are you rooting for

if you say cubs fuck off pls

thats where god accidentally put his brain

cubs

Monte's going to try to suck Neely's titties to get a vote on his side

get justin to flip at least one vote and pin it on 'merica

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>theyre pissed at shane but it was monte's fault

look how bony her legs look
gross

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jints im a royals fan but i really enjoy the even year dynasty

i checked out a couple days ago

really only still watching till huefu is out. even if i cancel my sub its good till sept 5 so might as well keep it till she goes. if shes still in the house after sept 5 something crazy happened

go cubs

Lucky 7s

streamable.com/g4hh

>tfw she'll never be called fat
that outweighs people making fun of her for being thin

thas wassup, ya dig?

i felt really bad about beting you guys in 14 so im glad you guys won last year

pretty hilarious how bad these guys have bungled back-to-back HOH's

poor Whitney and Shelby
:(

er nov 5 that is

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>yfw kris bryant

america has too much power its so dumb

>mfw jints bullpen

blame Scott's inability to count

he thought they still had the votes til a day or 2 ago

>NEELEY! PLEASE STOP NIGGING IT UP

>I SAID STOP THAT

>NEELEY! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

>taking the golf suit over the 24hr sand

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>NEELEY EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARENT 27

what kind of closer has a slider as their go to pitch?

i really like bb btw

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thiccums shrimpman talk in hoh

>alex is literally exhausted trying to mist shrimpman

our actual closer decided to blow every chance he got

also reminder huefu is best girl

yeah this Alex talk is going horribly

shrimpman speaking the truth

you can't mist shrimpman

apparently the one time she can be out of her caddie outfit is when she's in a bikini and in the pool

my cock is ready

she's coming at him way too hard with this shit
desperate as hell

This is making it sound like Alex is asking Justin to save Monte so she can take him to F2
and IMO shrimp sees that too.

monte gone

burn the joes

lol what a disaster

shrimp be shrimping

>jason walking in
annoying

>yfw Almora

I think it's time to consider Monte an all time bad BB player

>niggers chimping out

we'll never return to a time where these aren't tolerated will we?

oh shit they want scott out

shits depressing desu

the game and monte

they're still gonna vote Monte out

not even he's only in this position because of black twitter

she pretty much has to put up scott now

>all the clowns come piling into the room at once
holy shit that would make me rage

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i hope alex is stronger than this shit

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alex just needs to let monte go holy fuck

dont listen to gayson alex i know youre stronger than that

Tbh I'd rather lose scott and keep monte

Operation: get out the white males

No. she needs to bend to what they're saying.

She's losing no matter what

scott and monte are both shit and are ruining the game of everyone they allign with

his mouth is Dayvonne tier

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2bh monte was doing a top tier trolling job there until he walked out when she told him to

monte is going either way

keeping scott is a vote, they still have 5

turn on scott and its 4

alex should just agree and give up scott.
she's losing an ally no matter what.

but monte is more loyal

SCOTT IS GOING

thats a mistake

they're voting out Monte anyway.

nah Kryssie is going up

don't let them mist you

dont understand why shelby triggers keeley so much

shes tripple her weight

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that was so fucking cute

Shelby is cute as can be!

The misfits want scott out

If she doesn't do what they say and put him up, they have the votes to evict monte regardless, and alex knows this

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alex is gonna choke, shes gonna put up scott

shut up already

they are just telling alex this, they are voting monte out

rip scott

>cutting down her own alliance right before an hoh she cant play in followed by an hoh she will be severely disadvantaged in
can she really be that dumb?

put up krispy as a fuck you to the side

you can do it alex

>krispy talking on a cam
muted.

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I would have no remorse voting people out this season since there is no jury.

you got to

but america decides who wins so you cant make fans of certain people mad when you evict them

shelby still wants to go to the plan

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Why doesn't Alex meet w/ Neeley and offer her the same deal. Ask who she wants out (prob Krispy) and they will all vote him and say America voted instead of Neeley. Neeley actually likes Monte she should've been the first pitch.

CUTE

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But you'd also have fans for playing the game ruthless

its too bad shrimpman is being influenced by the cancerous part of the house

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i love her deer in the headlights look

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leeley acting like a nigger.

smartest player in the house

>you will never cockslap Whitney

>shrimpman dominating
>these girls think he isnt playing the game
>ya dig

Let's vote Jason's nodding camera as america's nominee next week

scott is just listening in

the secret weapon. their gameplay has been exposed.

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>whitney: I can't even stomach another vote for Danielle

>shelby: i say we still fucking go for it

>Morgan to Alex/Shelby/Whitney- Neeley is on the outside of that group. It's time for one of them to start playing the game

they are playing the game, just not with you guys

I'd feel bad for this group wtih America messing up their game, but they voted out Cornbread, their number, when they had the numbers.

oh scott

what a moron

tbf that was before they realized america was gonna railroad them

cornbread said jew down

that bothered scott too much

They didn't have numbers, Scott was with the outside group the first week.

They have screwed up their game though by not building relationships. The Brigade was successful bc each of their members had someone who was ignorant of the 4. These girls haven't done that, so everyone sees they're a tight 4 and it's too late for each of them to build a 1 on 1 with other people in the house. Only Morgan did her job in roping in Monte. Alex wasn't tight enough with Scott last week, and Huefu has done the opposite of build relationships.

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>Shrimpman feels bad Whitney's in the middle but says she's just a mole. He noticed she's more vocal with the Plastics

can't mist shrimpman

us vs them

lol

he also didn't like how cornshit talked mad shit about huefu.

We are voting the nigress out this week, right?

this season is fucked when monte goes.
just watching the plastics go one by one is gonna be so boring.

when I accepted this, the game became more enjoyable.

yes

yeah everyone should adapt by sucking jason's dick and handing him the money.

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Thank God. I need that jiggaboo gone.

so suck jasons dick or get evicted. great strategy

They had scott with them, but the second cornbread said the jew thing it scared scott. They could have reeled him in but they just excepted cornbread leaving

do whatever you want. we are like tears in rain

Surely, at least by the time they are down to 2, hopefully earlier, the other side will implode and people will start targeting each other.
The whole group is too toxic for it to not happen eventually. Probably soon.
At least I hope so, for the sake of waifus.

>misfits talking strategy
>plastics shitting on them

why do people like the plastics again?

>300 likes
this is why we're fucked, fuck this season

JESUS ALEX LET THE CORNBREAD BULLSHIT GO ALREADY

YOU DIDNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CORNBREAD

Go back to Twitter.

misfitsfag pls kill yourself.

shelby looks so cute.

morgan would make the right decision here

shit alex, get it together

bros I'm hopping on the wheat knee train
huefu is cute but it just isn't working

>yeah everyone should adapt by sucking AMERICA'S dick and handing him the money.

ftfy

>Adapt to this game where America will vote for this one man they already love to have all the advantages, or GTFO
>The game is fair because the people I want to win are winning.

>Muh Twitter boogeyman

can you come up with something better

She is a cute little bunny!

Regardless of how you slice it, by time this is all over, everyone's going to have the taste of dick in their mouth.

they'll feel like fucking morons if they put up scott and monte is voted out, which will happen if they do.

Alex is a good strategist/gamer, but she doesn't have a good read on people because she's gaming so hard/hiding the Morgan connection.

no one said it was fair

>by time this is all over, everyone's going to have the taste of dick in their mouth.

jfc Monte's here.

tbqh I'm fine with him leaving, he sucks and it'll give us one week of comfy hopeless waifu feeds before a long slow death of a shit season. (aka BB18)

>alex still has trust issues with scott

>Monte the only one mentioning that they could still vote him out if they put up scott

time for sleep

#PrayForPlastics

[spoilers]congrats jints user[/spoiler]

Her comment implys that the game is fair by saying that they aren't playing THIS game correctly. That would imply that it's fair. It implys that America is voting against them because they aren't playing correctly, and not just because Twitter dummies already love epic mean grocery boy.

damn Monte
bringing a bit of a tear to my eye

The first thing Monte will see after leaving is Tennessee getting reamed by Alabama

kek

So pander to the fag and the angry black niggers and literally give them the money. Good job twitter

lol worst sister is being stupid

Monte wants to put his trust in America
oh lawd

they wouldn't have had to pander to America by working with Jason if Scott didn't flip and vote cornbread out over krispy

AMERICA

scott voted out cornbread like a dumbass.

AMERICA

lmao alex is gonna fuck her alliance with that mystery vote

>our waifus putting their trust in black twitter

>the plastics spent the past 30 mins complaining how the misfits aren't playing the game
>monte arrives and the first thing he mentions is how good they're playing

Dani - 4
Krispy - 1 (america)
Monte - 4

honestly I bet if monte had been working on his social game with neeley he could have swayed her

Monte is so stupid

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monte does not realize how hard it is to get a "sympathy" vote
come the fuck on dude

PLEASE

ONE OF US

White males cant get a sympathy vote

alex is being stupid

justin told you he is vote monte no matter what.

monte is willing to say fuck it and let america choos

if you put up scott and he doesnt go you lost him, he will stay with you if you let monte go

she is the only one who wants to put up scott now

told you alex is too paranoid and willing to fuck her own alliance

i wanted to believe she was smarter than this, even morgan gets it

gaming wayyyy too hard

>Monte the voice of reason

he is RUNNING this house

What is with these "superfans" going into the house and just being complete fucking idiots

krispy is gonna get in her head and be in an alliance with her

leader monte telling the girls not to give in

monte is the dude in the electric chair waiting on the call from the governor
it ain't gonna happen buddy

I would say that Monte's best move right now would be to go and try to make some misfits make fools of themselves but he would probably screw that up too

shelby is too lewd

cmon shelby just go out to the sandpit and talk to scott right in front of those bitches

>shelby: monte is gonna dive in a sea of pussy

monte redeeming himself

he's impressing me

alex being selfish

when huefu begs its adorable

monte called shane a douche

YES

godspeed monte

>you will never be the sole male member of an alliance of qts

feels bad man

inb4 monte messes this up

I'll never have any Pythons

:(

THEY DOING IT

WE MUST PROTECT OUR WAIFUS AT ALL COSTS

New thread Paulie

alex's hair is greasy from when she got sweaty during the comp

i love it

whitney: he's stupid

oh shit I think he actually got to her

new thread

lol shelby forgot her clubs

Early

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