Is it worth it?

No.

But this is youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0

how long until someone cuts their fingers off?
also stupid infomercial products thread?

Would buy a spin mop. Bending/squatting down to wring out muh mop gets hard on the knees and back after a day of cleaning

an ok idea but ultimately limited in use

- you have to hold both the object up to cut it, which limits what you can cut
- most likely cannot detatch the blade to sharpen it

honestly what is so hard about using a knife and chopping board

> it's a fucking iron maiden for sausages

Wow, that's pretty clever.

come up with the most stupid infomercials

youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI

>eggcellent breafast

did they have to include that fucking clicking sound
also who the fuck cuts shit that slow

youtube.com/watch?v=PZeJZs2fdYo

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kinomercial
youtube.com/watch?v=XGvk3OPEikk

>being a big guy certainly has its advantages

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ever had this happen to you?

the titan peeler is the tits for potatoes

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>Americans drink fizzy wizzy tins at home instead of tea

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Isn't this just the octopus wieners they put in kids bento boxes in Japan

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Holy fuck, It's real.
uroclub.com/
amazon.com/Uro-Club-Golf-Portable-Urinal/dp/B016HFDUD0

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reddit.com/r/wheredthesodago

essentially yeah

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youtube.com/watch?v=o50_ZlMnjqY

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That's depressing as fuck

>you have a million shit gimmick one-use tools in your cupboard cause you can't use a knife and board properly

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i'd honestly rather use a mandolin

>tfw won't be able to thank Obama for these sort of mishaps anymore soon

>Hooorrraayyy for yoooouuuu!

Jesus

it'll just change to "thanks hillary" or "thanks drumpf"

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wow. just wow.

>the number one bestseller on Cred Forums
what did they mean by this

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This could be the cure for even the most severe cases of depression but we would never know

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I remember a couple years back there was a commercial for some sort of Flexi Hose that had this hot chick on there, and too my surprise years later, found out she was a porn star.

her name is Emylia Argan and i'm 100% sure she came out in that commercial, if anyone has the any gifs of the commercial that would be based. All I remember was she grabs the hose, it expands, then she waters the grass

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why is he eating the yogurt from the bottom?
why is the yogurt so liquidy?
why is it a bright blue?
why do americans shart in mart?

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never mind I found it
youtube.com/watch?v=t5G1FvGgzK4

Do kids even like hotdogs? They taste like shit.

fucking americans

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i'd buy it because it seems like it takes up little space

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i liked hot dogs as a kid

im american and a lardass now

probably the most kino of them all

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I want to buy GLH

youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

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hahaha what

THANKS OBAMA

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She looks a bit like her, but she's not Emylia Argan. The actress in the infomercial is marginally cuter. Plus, Emylia is eastern european.

From all the reviews I read it's crap.

This is by far my favorite one

>double to offer to FOUR HAPPY HOT DOG MEN
>AND KETCHUP CRITTER
>AND MUSTARD MONSTER

>THE BABES ARE BACK!

>mfw it actually works

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-qnWB0IK2CU

I need to get some. No need for painful and expensive hairplugs.

the classic

youtube.com/watch?v=JkZPhJ-mKXE

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Infomercialkino

idk how many times i've watched this drunk at a friend's house

FREE

I fucking love starting these videos and trying to work out if it's a parody or not

why the hell did i just sit and watch this whole goddamned thing?

its a 15 minute video and you responded after 12 minutes theres no way you watched the whole thing

I've got no real talents or skills, but I want to live in the reality all these TV commercials take place in. I'd be the fucking greatest person on the planet. People would be amazed at how I could do all these mundane tasks without dropping, spilling, or fucking them up somehow. I'd get so much pussy.

i remember being sick, away from school, lying on the couch and this being repeated 10 times a day.

make this a movie

ever watch this shit with subtitles on?

>where's your coffee grinder
BITCH WE ARE FUCKING DOING THINGS WITH MAGIC BULLET WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Holy kek

I process data at a faster rate than average

Of course you can because he has left a wonderful legacy of forced private buying, government intervention and set back race relations 30 years

Yeah for crashing planes and shit

>CC on youtube has apparently gotten 10x better than it use to be
>but now when it fucks up it's even more hilarious

wat

put ur dik inside it now!

a perfect reaction pic

>that Jack video where he product tests it
>blames the blender on his inability to fry an egg

>no two for the price of one
>no double mini clever cutter including holster and a free butter batter when you call now
and dropped

Oh come on, in the third one she clearly knocks it over like a buffoon. Bitch you live in the first world, you know you ain't that thirsty.

The babes are back!

cool, they managed to make cutting veggies easy

>why is he eating the yogurt from the bottom?
dunno
>why is the yogurt so liquidy?
dunno
>why is it a bright blue?
purple, probably blueberry yoghurt
>why do americans shart in mart?
For Freedom!!!

>tfw no superior japan products

What is wrong with japs?

>Not wanting to be under your waifu's skirt on a rainy day
You dare to call yourself a man?

To film this they just hired an autist and let him listen to audio from a Rooney Mara interview.

youtube.com/watch?v=GG43jyZ65R8

pure infokino

This is how cults start

they can take a joke and not being prude about dumb shit

jack kino

the guy who was filmed in this informercial did an AMA on reddit and said that he was instructed to act as frustrated as possible in order to get this shot. he had to do it like 10 times before they were satisfied with the footage

>not being prude about dumb shit
Isn't porn censored in Japan?

>Emylia Argan
>tfw she did a scene with /smellz/

Truman show

Every day we stray further from gods redeeming light

Only sex organs

I can't possibly imagine how that's easier than just wiping your ass

>are you worried you or your child are retarded?

Ron Popeil always seemed kind of off to me, like he abducts girls and keeps them locked in his basement, or he's into some occult shit.

Some people can't reach their ass.

This one has always been my favorite for these interviews.

>its as sharp as my samurai sword
>we cut drywall with it!
>i flip burgers with my cleaver and clean the grill
>it went through the onion like a tomato

youtu.be/3dglzYQ73Is?t=6m33s

>in America you can buy clapping on CD

CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT IP

I'm the only who gets ASMR'd by these comercials.

FUCK I hate when this happens

punani man uses that spray

youtube.com/watch?v=g9B60dqDAho

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Finally a thread where I can post this

who buys this shit?
>ah, that's who

>wide enough to cut apples!

>the smallest apple they could find

posting all time classic kek

youtube.com/watch?v=c9g3b65yi0g

the hell???

lol

isn't that the guy who broke a ceramic knife

this seems way more dangerous than using an actual knife.

Can you imagine how hard you have to squeeze that thing to cut a fucking apple? Hard enough to accidentally slip and slide a finger under the blade when it finally comes snapping down.

>Without me the puzzle is incomplete
>Puzzle pieces don't even fit together

>Buy this to prevent your grandmother from harming herself intentionally

it looks sharp enough to cut through a finger, an apple should be no problem for it

this is insulting

thanks asshole, almost choke myself laughing

>cooking with jack

honestly, it's a great idea for prostatic or incontinent golfists.

sometimes the pieces you want are the ones you never find

>Scientifically Proven
A total classic

You have no idea user...

Berman is a cynical lil bitch

Ok I honestly have had this problem. Any solutions?

I'd order right now OP.

the biggest offense in this is the design of the box the product is in

Broomshakalaka had me in stitches

Wolfgore is related.
youtu.be/n5Gn8jt55LQ

that granny totally thought the delivery guy was a stripper

wish there was a product that could undo stuff that happened in your past

Anyone got some more good parodies of those?

youtube.com/watch?v=iyTVyQuioDA
youtube.com/watch?v=-qMHNFOtjYk
youtube.com/watch?v=JWJfkXWCUug
youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y

did the little girl turn super saiyan?

I like Jon Lajoie but these are terrible

That does actually seem impressive how it gives volume and just combs into a real looking hair.

Sin City 3: A cheese to grate for

Why the hell do they live with so many people?

It's an orgy

Are you me, I was sick a lot as a kid and sat through more infomercials than any child should.

>he doesn't fry the weiners

that's the secret for kino hotdogs

Its not that hard to do user. Its extremely sharp but brittle as fuck.

Don't fucking grate the cheese right up to your hand?

I had one of those CD-disc cleaners like 15 years ago.

It came with 3 classic music themes and some liquid which I never put because who the hell will put some liquind inside its compter open wild¿?

How does this CD cleaner works?

>he's that old and apparently has severely impaired fine motor skills
>his mother still hasn't taught him to lift the pot to his mouth keeping it under the spoon
>he still hasn't figured that out for himself
This guy is fucked.

It has a little brush where you put that liquids, and then it runs at that speed "cleaning" the lense.

really makes you think

Holy shit, dude you're bald, get over it.

This is such bullshit.

You would have contracted 3rd degree burns by the time the oven glove caught on fire,

youtube.com/watch?v=1kI4FYxLtd8

>snipping sounds
>FRESH 'ERBS
>man pre cutting his steak
>people using knives exactly like this

this is too much

fuck off Sebastian

lol its a pet dish for humans

>that gif

DRR... DRR... DRR... DRR...

Products like these are originally designed for people with things like cerebral palsy. Then they get marketed to People of American Sizes. Capitalism is great.

for you

I'd get it if the blade was a decent grade of steel and you could remove it to sharpen

the guy with all the fucking probes in the lab reminds me of gachimuchi

CONGRATULATIONS

Holy fucking kek

Still better effects than Supergirl.

>We guarantee you'll be feeling better about yourself and your life, or we'll give you your money back

Well played Good Cheer Company, well played. Going for the lonely and suicidal types means if someone's unsatisfied they're just going to kill themselves anyway, so you'll always keep their money.

you'd be surprised how many people cant crack an egg

kek what is she even trying to do?!?!

>tfw I thought these were just over the top exaggerations until I saw Cooking With Jack for the first time

it will be harder to aim with liquid in it
also they should advertise it like booze smuggler

Holy shit, this one is gold.

THE BABES ARE BACK

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Timeless characters.

Always happens to me

>where's the coffee grinder, I'll ha...
>oh, sit down and relax

Loving every laugh

Mimi is my infomercialfu

Barry why are you yelling at that poor woman?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrMD_z_FnNk

>mfw i have a brother with cerebral palsy that would play this infomercial on repeat for hours every-day

>average American sandwich

youtube.com/watch?v=Lead_gDb48w

I never heard of that thing, they really sold it to me.Is there any reason to not buy Magic Bullet?

>youtube.com/watch?v=thmnfthuYKU
>Magic Bullet Cinematic Universe

>took me about 15 seconds to realize he's speaking english

youtube.com/watch?v=7InCfiYZW4I

That makes no sense.

with better editing and acting this would be unironically good

this is the most retarded thing ive ever seen, what is this ad for? a string for your shades?

This guy sounds like Handsome Jack. He should be killed.

>It doesn't even cook well

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING HERE!?

This man doesn't know how to cook an omelette and is blaming the machine for it.

>Allows you to maintain your dignity

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youtube.com/watch?v=4xu8t5XWYNM

hole technology

This literally looks like something out of Tim & Eric Awesome Show

>my last sexual experience

I thought he was dead

>this fucking thing shows up in The Babadook
I lost my shit so hard the rest of the film wasn't scary at all cos I kept thinking of these shitty infomercials.

I always wanted one of these, but never got one.

I actually bought Miracle Blades III for my brother as a gift.
Well fuck me and call me Shirley, they're actually pretty handy and useful.

If you want speed - you need to pay the price.

Stop before you cut yourself, and eat that little hunk of cheese.

>do you? DO YOU?!

Why do Americans cut bread with a door stop?

youtu.be/R-o7YG3x0DI?t=51s

I got fired for using one of these to prep veggies at work

Anyone got that "oh man I'm gonna eat all those cheetos" comic?

liar

Now that's got potential. I'm a Trump supporter and would love to blame all my problems on him.

>inb4 political discussion
Fuck off I'm here for memes not debate. I'm just saying it would be great to do that.

>checking out your club
i'm dying

>Having a job
>ever

Fuck off normie

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Jesus fucking christ

This cannot be real

That claymore, magazine and increased stability makes me think pic related.

Before and after the Flowbee 2000

>thanks asshole xD
So funny
Go back to red dit

Do you morons even watch the video?

It's a FACT. A FACT.

This is the best Cred Forums thread in weeks

trying to slice a loaf of bread with a wooden door stop

This is the sort of thing you gift one of your friends as a cheeky gift

true, it's the first 100+ posts thread in a while where I actually sat throught all the posts

>oh no i've set myself on fire like a dumbfuck
>lemme just sort of beat the flames away by wacking my hand on the stove that's still on

Wtf

Do americans really buy milk in jugs?

>american """cuisine"""

>european obsession

He sounds just like Bob Odenkirks fake british voice in Mr. Show,

truly the best

makes my hand tired just by looking at it
its much easier to work with your wrist and arm that with your fingers alone

BANE?

you could do the chopping motion with 2 hands instead of the fingers of 1 hand

>Not posting Jone's ______
youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o
youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk
youtube.com/watch?v=ESJINXeBjhc

or even the best college commerical ever made
youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

holy shit i laughed out loud for this shit, i didn't think it was possible after all these years on Cred Forums.

|As a fitfag i will say the idea behind this device is great
Its the same shit you see at gym only few devices combined in one

Sadly the execution is shit, there is no line of movement and no stability to any of the motions, also since there is no way to set the resistance it will ether bee to hard for you or too easy and that sweet spot might last as little as a amonth

Maybe one day someone reinvents the same device in a non retarded way

I once did this at an airport, misjudged how low the seat was and my croissant went flying

Even worse it was a german airport so there was no light hearted laughing, just silent stares of disapproval

fuck those guys, I would have laughed at your failure user

It's been a while since I laughed my ass off so hard. Good thread guys.

the fuck is wrong with hazel

>it's a Cred Forums licks the balls of a regular /wsg/ thread episode

embarrasing desu

youtube.com/watch?v=IDx34E5PK2I
youtube.com/watch?v=c08K0Be1grw

>You're doing a great job!
>A GREAT JOOOOOOBBBBBBBB

I think it actually seems handy, might buy one from the chinks

Seems like the added weight to the handle would impact your swing.

>american inability to handle the banter

>Cred Forums: food edition

Don't be a kike

youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

I'd honestly want to try this.

PEW PEW

>taking a device designed for midgets and other people who physically can't reach to wipe and selling it to lardasses

Glorious.

Seriously though, why the fuck do people scrunch up the paper? It's so retarded.

I had no internet back then, and that was the only shit airing every night. I ended up fapping to the women so many times. They're all clearly swingers having breakfast the next morning.

I wonder if the people who make these ads have a running bet to see who can make the most painfully retarded shit and get it on air.

>people in a room can't just be friends or family

porn fucked your shit up from a young age, it seems

That facepalm was real, I felt the pain here.

>tfw you realized it's an actual granny living her life and not an actress

>meanwhile, in America

>a bunch of people almost all of the same age
>clearly drinking last night
>all those trophy wives

Yeah nah they were swingers having an after-orgy breakfast.

actually I used to spray my head with this shit, but after a couple of months I just dropped and went full bruce willis. You if care, AMA

This isn't even vaguely homoerotic

how does the fake hair look and feel like? is it convincing?

holy fuck

gangsterpartyline.com/voicemails/

the existentialist nigga is 100% my nigga

Me and my bro used to stay up getting stoned & quoting this one while we played Phantasy Star Online for Dreamcast all night

10/10 would buy

There's two reasons for me not using those damned things. One, my irrational fear of that happening. Two, they're such a hassle to clean compared to the function they serve. They also take up way more space than they should.

Yeah, kinda. it actually works like mascara but for hair (it's not just paint, but some weird magic 3d filler) but you have to apply it at least 20-30 min before leave your home.

Why is this person mixing shit in a bowl?

>true kino hasn't been posted yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=qYNhB0R-bIQ
youtube.com/watch?v=FwW9NmD8Ci4

No one posted big bill yet ?

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

"clever cutter cuts up to ten times faster than other cutters"

a knife

you mean a knife

>Magic Bullet Cinematic Universe

omg order one for me too

why should we handle the ''banter'' of the plebian nations when we are masters of the world. dont you dare respond to this post

>implying I'm gonna fall for it

Good day, sir

Best Jaboody right here
youtube.com/watch?v=jlSF0dtDRD8
>1:08

>it's a /wsg/ licks the balls of a regular /vine/ thread episode

embarrasing desu

GAME

RESIDUE

Wilno nasze

DANNY BOFFA DEEZ NUTS

why not just go piss in a bush. They are outside ffs

does it smell?

Can you use it on other parts of your body?

I actually have this

I have a magic bullet clone, I hardly ever use it.

>a little bit of jews...
how did they get away with that?