ITT: Characters who remind you of yourself

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>tfw youll never be charlie sheen and bang prime bree

Jordi is GOAT.

He needs to do something with Nicole "little boys are my toys" Aniston.

Except I'm dumb and don't get panties wet.

But I am a cringy no-life autist who gets thrown off by a "hello".

im so benny from the mummy

>loner
>drug addict
>knows a lot about computers
>somewhat good looking

>that scene where Avluv rapes him
Fucking Avluv.

I wouldn't be surprised if Avluv was a genuine child molester.

source?

Minus the sex.

Just look up Jordi El Nino Polla on Brazzers.

Look at that happy-go-lucky disposition. What a swell kid

kek what

Minus the money

If you were smart, you wouldn't be browsing on Cred Forums.

this
Shinji
Llewyn Davis

I'm not saying this place is full of genius' but have you ever seen a public highschool?

Big guy, take off that mask and what are you?

Im like really cool and mysterious

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This

For me, it's Rich Evans. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

That's not a character though, that's just him.

because i'm pretty sure i'll die from cancer soon, which i got from this website

forgot pic LUL

>absolutely disconnected from other people

He's Jordi, the most based man/boy alive.

Because at my house it's me, my mommy and my daddy.

>literally me

i fapped so much to this scene, is there anything familiar to this?
Small guy, huge amazon girl?

desu

Interesting

Loads of hentai (straight shota and giantess stuff in particular), but as far as live action porn goes I'm not sure. There's always Jordi's other scenes.

If anyone knows any, please let me know.

I wanted to actually write (please keep it 3d) but I thought there was no need

>ha

Literally me

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hey qt, can I have your number?

what scene is that m8

My father started a fishing charter in Seward Alaska decades ago. I grew up on ships from the time I could walk. I even look like Gibbs and have a beard like him lol, people from the lower 48 always comment on it. I love the sea and would spend my entire life on it if possible.

I went to see the first pirates of the caribbean movie in Seward at their one screen theater. I sat in gum, but it was so good I watched it all anyways...

My Scissoring Stepmom

Feels bad man

What did he mean by this?

Minus being fat

Me in the middle.

Why?

>todd solondz
he taught at my film school and I never took any of his classes

feels bad man

did u make any films? i'll watch and comment

mostly wrote and worked on other projects. the few films, I don't feel comfortable showing them because they're clearly a learning exercise.

please post one

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Me on the left

L O N D O N :3

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>somewhat good looking
kek

What? Didnt see anything weird there

Friends always say that I'm Julian from Trailer Park Boys. A big, silent guy with a beard. Except I'm shit loads more careless than him.

My favorite drink is also rum with coke.

>canadians

Poor man's danny d

I'm actually Finnish, but I can see the connection.

webm related

/thread

Finns and Canadians are basically the same.

Yeah, because most intelligent people browse Tumblr, Twitter, Reddit and Facebook.

We have a lot of commonalities

pathetic

Me in the middle

He's literally me

Me too. Literally every layer.

Is he known as "El niño polla" in America too? He used to make really freaky porn here in Spain.

I'm CIA

I remember that vid of him fucking a fat granny...ewwwww

DELETE THIS

He fucked pretty much all kinds of women. He's a living legend.

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He came from Spain to make the American Dream come true.

that's bad I like him and it would have been funny watching him teach if you saw him in Happiness.

>love gabagool
>repeat my jokes for others to hear
>loyle to my capo
>TELL CHRISSY TO WATCH IT

Truest representation of me I have ever witnessed.

based Jordi

He doesn't even speak English and still he's making it.

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MOMMY?

That's a common misconception. First of all, intelligence alone doesn't guarantee life success, and is often an obstacle, because smart people tend to overthink stuff and get stuck in their own heads too much instead of taking actions. Second, it's a meme that only losers browse Cred Forums, although many losers do.

The Aviator really hits close to home with a lot of things for me.

Does any1 have the sasuke greentext I cant find it

what they did to her was unacceptable

im useless as fuck.

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Ricky here

Heard it from multiple people though I really hope I'm not quite as fucking dumb

C

d-do you look like him??

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I'm basically Pete Campbell from Mad Men minus the hot wife and career

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young pete or bald chubby pete?

youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

Why the fuck do you fat pieces of shit ALWAYS think you're somehow smart?

Not even trolling, I see 100s of times about assburgers and autism and you fatasses get this little nub of an argument pushed in there about how you're somehow smart.

Intelligence alone doesn't guarauntee life success? You fuckers aren't smart, or special, and your opinions don't fucking matter, that's why you all end up here, I'm fucking stupid, say it together, it's not that hard to admit.

Don't feel so good desu.

>Intelligence alone doesn't guarauntee life success
>if you were smart you wouldn't be here because losers end up here

Is this a pasta

For my money, it's gotta be Kevin. Smart, smug, and with a wicked sense of investment

intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked pink muff

I have a IQ of 140+

>tfw to smart for Cred Forums

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>140
What is this, amateur hour?

Intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of driving

>to

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It may be fucking retarded at times but it's lightyears ahead of any other place for discussion on the internet.

hes dating eva NOTTY AHHHHH SHES MINE YOU FUCKER

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instagram.com/p/BGK66kXDbhD/?taken-by=jordiporn

I have a cool tash

I said smarter than average. I don't consider myself to be specifically intelligent or well read. I go off of what people tell me and the fact that I graduated from one of the top uni's in the world for my field.

I take little pride in it because I've yet to make anything of myself. I'm a fucking loser.

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underrated post

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JORDIIIIIII