How many times have you bros watched it now?

how many times have you bros watched it now?

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I've seen it 17 times!

Once, but I took off from class today because i have a sore throat. gonna stay in my dorm and watch RLM all day w/ some pizza rolls

>Hey guys here's a few things wrong with the movie and then here's excuses and explanations for why it is so. I like this movie! It is a good soft reboot. As I said in my Star Trek review JJ Abrams should have rebooted Star Wars too and by golly I was right! I'm excited about Episode VIII and you should be too!

18 me

meh the future of films is Star Wars sequels/spinoffs, capeshit and live action remakes/prequels/sequels of Disney animated movies. oh and is sony still making that movie about emojis living in a cell phone? I'm not excited for anything anymore.

I watched it once, but I've already re-watched the first two Westworld episodes.

get your priorities right

I don't watch rlm that much but isnt the plinkett character supposed to be some kind of deranged psychopath-rapist? why does he care about white-washing in the original trilogy? he ended up having a good point but it felt retarded

i keep each new rlm video on constant 24/7 loop until the next one comes out.

if you weren't so autistic you might enjoy it

>enjoying rlm

wowzers

Well and truly lost count of his other reviews
Only twice for the new one.
Star Trek reviews are under rated.
Tried watching the live commentary of TPM once. I was underwhelmed. Are the others any good?

i couldn't finish it, I just don't give a fuck about Star Wars.
I've watched every BOTW atleast twice tho,

At about 1:10:00 into the review he puts on Mike's I'm Acting! voice and starts making fun of Plinkett reviews, then the 'real' review is a few minutes long followed by speculation and asking questions.

>the moment you've all been waiting for
>things that suck about the force awakens
>why didn't finn get a disease after drinking from a pool of water with monster saliva in it?
>doesnt jj abrams know about SCIENCE?
>finn was easily able to take off his stormtrooper helmet without unlocking anything
>falling stormtrooper's helmet doesn't fall off
>this is obviously A MAJOR PLOT HOLE
>rey slides down on a piece of metal or something
>how did she get up there? i dont see footprints
>kylo ren prays to a helmet of darth vader
>but darth vader killed the emperor
>what a HOAX
>how does finn know about goosebump monsters but not about wookies?
>im just kidding kids
>these are just nitpicks
>the only thing I didn't like about the force awakens is that it is a soft reboot that's too much like a new hope but i guess is so that people new to star wars can get excited about it
>now lets speculate about han, leia, kylo and wonder what happened before

continue nitpicking till the end of the review

he was paid by disney and disney vetted the footage. 100%

>starts making fun of Plinkett reviews
No you idiot, he was making fun of the imitators like cinema sins that don't critique movies for their plot holes and poor writing/execution, they just pick holes in tiny little things that are barely worth mentioning.

More like Disney paid all those clickbait prequel apologist articles to alleviate the negative attention they generated. And you and all the other prequel retards totally fell for it.
What a bunch of numpties.

>he transcribed all that

>he was making fun of the imitators like cinema sins that don't critique movies for their plot holes and poor writing/execution, they just pick holes in tiny little things that are barely worth mentioning.

So exactly like plinkett """""reviews""""" :v

Kill yourself

Still better than making funny faces and yelling at the camera, tbqh.

Actually: you're wrong. If it were better, RLM would be #1 film-review channel. BUT OBVIOUSLY THATS NOT THE CASE FRIENDO

It's the only thing worth watching on youtube. Where did you retards even come from, anyway? You weren't here a year ago.

Aw, someone insult your fake internet friends?

No, but I think I insulted your father figure by accident. What a sperg.

You're the one who got upset when someone dared to critique your beloved critic.

Twice. The ring theory horseshit drags for too long.

The only thing worse than rlm "reviews" aka "it had a bad thing but I liked it" for every fucking movie is their fucking fans

The thing with the new Plinkett is that it's not about the new Star Wars, it's about Mike. You see, he's obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this video for an ego boost: "I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!" "TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!" "millenials BTFO!" You will start to realize some lines in the video like "I AM the internet" may not have as many layers of irony as you thought.

It's the reason why a fat, balding man was the only one to point out the supposed lack of sex in the film, as he lacks sex himself (ED or Jesse simply doesn't want him physically anymore) and projected his crisis into the movie. Other youtube reviewers didn't notice this, because they can easily cum with their gfs or porn.

He is feeling old, and can't properly critize TFA because it makes him feel the same way he felt as he watched A New Hope for the very first time. He'll leave the movie alone but make fun of younger fans who are just having fun (like the guys in the convention), presenting them as obssesed fanboys, while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.

He became George Lucas. He became Plinkett.

I had a lot of fun at RLM HQ when they screened the new review for invited fans. But things got out of hand, link related
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Mike, you're a fucking sell out. You can't even put distance between yourself and your characters anymore. Mister Plinkett has to cock suck that vile piece of stupid trash episode 7 was. Fuck trying to analyse the movie, let's just complain for 60 minutes non stop about how the entire internet is ripping you off and we should cover you in gold for redefining movie critics.

Then spend the last 45 minutes reminding us about how diversity and gay characters are great. Yay.

You even go as far as to say you okay with all the bullshit surrounding Rey? Really? What the fuck man. Here's a tip, call Disney and for 5k you can slap star wars on whatever fanfic you wrote.

You dumb fat fuck.

The thing with this pasta is that it's not about the new Plinkett review, it's about me. You see, I'm obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this pasta for an ego boost: "I can project my own insecurities onto an internet personality who actually has a life and friends and is more successful than me!"

I have to wonder if these obviously projecting pastas are made by the same pathetic faggot that used to post the "my review of RLM' pasta for the last three years. If so, the fact that he's STILL here and still making these lame pastas about RLM is truly hilariously sad.

Mike 'Milwaukee Meatgrinder' Stoklasa packs a punch

>spend more time shitting on a stupid fan theory that no one has heard of than TFA
>plinkett review

Mike has completely lost the character.

Four times.

Two of those times, I purposely skipped the part about Ring Theory. Easily the worst, most pointless part of the video.

zip zero nada

>I get upset when someone shares their critique of my favorite fr- critic!

/thread

i cant even remember what he said about the movie

Fuck marry cuddle

Rich Beardfat AIDSmoby

Choose carefully

>milennials are like, bad
>the prequels sucked my balls xd lol
>clickbait is like, erm, bad
>how did finn take off his helmet so easily? whaaaaaaaaat? *slide whisfle*

Kill AIDSmoby

Fuck Beardfat

Marry Rich

It didn't feel like much of a review at all. He spent more time talking about the prequels, George Lucas, and Star Trek than he did TFA.

I don't know, I had hoped for something more in depth.

Kill all three.

or there just wasn't a lot of things to say about the film. he didn't think it was bad like the prequels or star trek films or interesting in a weird way like titanic. it was just an enjoyable star wars movie.

Muh niggz

Probably seen all the Star Trek and Star Wars reviews 100 times each. I watch them every night when i go to sleep.

All the other commentary tracks are god tier and personally my favorite RLM content.

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going on about the circle theory seemed odd because most people haven't heard of it.

would've been better as a supplementry video

>Tried watching the live commentary of TPM once. I was underwhelmed. Are the others any good?
the ANH commentary track has a lot of good bits

I went halfway through before I turned off this blatant Disney propaganda.

Thrice

He is critical of the movie, but it feels like he's torn about it. Like as if he's come to realize that he doesn't like it nearly as much as he claimed to do when it was released but is too proud to take it back.

Personally I agreed with most of the things he said about the movie, the only difference being that I thought it was bad and have no urge to see the sequels while Mike claims to like it and be hopeful of the sequels despite the red flags.