Why isn't there a biopic about one of history's greatest minds yet?

pls be trollin nigger

this is leonardo of vinci, he was a polymath and one of the worlds most influential and brilliant inventors. his ambituous designs were almost never realized in his time, but have been proven via prototype.

No it's not.

lol sounds like a faggot xD

Would you HUG him Cred Forums?

Yeah he was that too

>download Da Vinci's Demons
>it's all political bullshit

Every single time

>handsome
>strong enough to bend a metal stick
Literally you got these out of your ass

>strong enough to bend a metal stick
what did he mean by this

PLEASE GARY OLDMAN AS THE DAVINCI DUDE

turns men gay

>me on the right

>It could show him painting the Last Supper over 12 years over the top of his shitty egg-based primer.

This sounds great but maybe da Vinci is too mythical to make a movie about.

wasn't there a shitty tv show about him?

ah yeah this shit
imdb.com/title/tt2094262/
Da Vinci's Demons, untold stories from his life of course

His life was pretty boring desu.
>start a project
>drop the project
>start another project
>drop it because you're hungry and need to get some six year old commissions done
>"there, that fat eyebrowless bitch will keep me fed for a month"
>start a new project because you forgot about the one you were working on before the hunger pains set in
>drop it to do some gay and/or Chad shit for a bit
>start another one

kek

Which black actor will play him?

>eyebrowless

She had eyebrows, though. They disappeared when some asshole restored the painting at some point in history.

That painting/woman is seriously overrated, though.

>not knowing who Leonardo Di Caprio is

The guy who invented Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We know next to nothing about him

>google is hard
imdb.com/title/tt0182276/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
imdb.com/title/tt0068854/?ref_=nm_knf_t2

That's not true, though. The original version didn't have eyebrows.

Yes it is

telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/3668700/Solved-Why-Mona-Lisa-doesnt-have-eyebrows.html

This and loads and loads of graverobbing

Michelangelo was better

This. Us autists need to stick together. Leonardo was an overrated ADD stricken homo.

How can some people be naturally smart and others aren't?

Genetics. It's basically a lottery.

Why make biopic of Einstein when people are interested in Project Manhattan ?

some old faggot that probably fucked little boys

It's racism to believe that some people can be naturally smarter than others

leonardo the vinci

This, even that one time he got arrested for being in a gay gangbang ended up being pretty unremarkable. There just wasn't much drama in his life.

we can't even get a good Alexander the Great

funny

Where's my Benedict Arnold biopic?

Literally Who

What's his name again?

Turncoato Traitorpatch

Da Vinci's Demons

They made a TV show. It wasn't bad. It had tits.

Leonardo the Vinchi.

I liked the part where they went to the new world. Someone should make a series out of that.

It's obvious who should play the old Leonardo looking back on his life. But who should play the young Leonardo?

Sounds like a slightly more motivated The Dude

I can dig it

relatable 2bh

Idris Elba

not that user but there is some stories that he was extremely strong and really could bend a metal stick.
some people think that pic related is leonardo modeling so he was handsome too desu

its valuable because da vinci painted it, not because its a good painting

>Goyer
of course

>His life was pretty boring desu.
says guy who's spotlight of the day is 5(you) on chinese dog smuggling promotion forum. the fucking guy was probably the best human ever existed, was god-tier in everything he put his attention into invented stuff that make our everyday life as we know it. was ahead of his time for hundreds of years, was a systemic thinker, his drawing "vitruvian man" is the answer to the riddle which thousands of artists architects, mathematicians could not solve, guy invented parachutes, diving suits, hellicopters and various flying machines on his spare time. made a robot lion that could throw fire out of it's mouth, hell even his selfie in trap outfit is the one of the best art made on our planet.
kid, everytime you pick up a scissor to trim out your fat ass hair, remember that it couldn't be possible without inventor genius that is remembered by the name Leonardo da vinci

da Vinci considered it his masterpiece. Personally carried it around with him wherever he went for years, though.

I'm not talking about its value. I'm talking about how people hype it up, talking about what a genius Leonardo was for perfecting the formula on making an enigmatic smile or some shit, and what a genius he was for choosing the background etc. etc.

He was certainly a good artist, and the painting is a well-made piece, but too many treat it like the very pinnacle of art because "dude the mona lisa LMAO!". The only more egregious case overhyping something is the leaning tower of Pisa.