No need sir, it's on the House!

No need sir, it's on the House!

Sounds great, my man. I'll go get my wife.

I-It's free?
Who are you and what did you with Robert?

haha thanks, maybe after the film my wife and i can inspect YOUR penis, robert

>haha thanks, maybe after the film my wife and i can inspect YOUR penis, robert

So that nigger is basically stealing from the company?

Why do you feel the need to write shit like this? Fucking hell mate

Thanks Nigga.

>he doesn't know what Free Popcorn Day is
lmao you're missing out, kid.

What's the catch?

Is this is a theater cursed with dark magic forcing me into supernatural debt to pay for my singles ticket, extra large popcorn, large sprite and crab legs; failing to settle it I will face an eternity of servitude in this very theater, perhaps as an attendant in the showers or as a handler at the snake daycare? I imagine that is how you ended up here, Robert. I see you wearing the same clothes and smiling the same way every time I come for my three daily kinos.

So no, thank you. I would like to pay with human cash.

Thanks! Now can you kindly show me the way to the room where the motion picture Nigger Boss is being projected?

>tfw your cinema has no daycare or showers

>his smile disappears
>he gives you a death stare
>fire in his eyes
>"It's Boss Nigger you cracka mufugga. I mean sir."

To trigger thin-skinned faggots like you.

10/10

>that will be $19.99 plus reparations

I don't know why Americans tolerate this shit.

Don't you ever dare to talk to me again, nigger.

No, I'm not interested in your new mix tape, J-Kwon

What did you do with the crab legs, Robert?

YOU'LL BE OUTTA AH JOB SOON YOU FILTHY COON

YA'LL GETTING REPLACED BY THE MACHINES, GOD BLESS THE $15/hr "LIVING" "WAGE"

Robert is an honorary white you fag.

You're an honorary fag you cuck

Lobsters are just overgrown bugs with what really can't be called a brain, but this machine is kinda fucked up tho.

>i suck dicks to trigger thin skinned people.
Fucking hell

Nice projection.

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