Character has a gun

This has the be the worst thread on Cred Forums today.

>character sees a shark
>immediately freaks out

>character sees a coconut tree
>doesn't freak out
>even though coconuts kill more people annually

Preach it

>greentexts two things
>arrives at stupid conclusion

Do dogs really kill more people than guns? Sounds fishy to me.

Yes because guns don't kill people

Forensic investigators would beg to differ.

Guns don't kill people, forensic investigators kill people

Pow pow

People always underestimate dogs.

Then they get their throat ripped out before they know what's happening

Guns don't kill people, Organ damage and blood loss do.

>character's dog is a gun

Name 3 movies where this happens.

Dog Gun
Dog Gun part 2
Dog Gun part 3

Problem child 2
Jem and the holograms
The mask

Postal

Isn't it a cat in Postal

Cashern Robot Hunter
Metal Gear Solid Revengeance
Whatever the fuck this thing is youtube.com/watch?v=ptyV1cpE14o

Hundreds of thousands of dog atttacks happen every year but How many ppl die from dogs each year?

Guns can kill dogs, dogs can't kill guns. It's why people are more afraid of giant rocks rolling toward them than scissors in movies and television.

El Arma Del Perro

What we really need to be concerned about is dogs with guns

>character is white
>all women look at him with disgust

>character is black
>women flock him even tho blacks makes up almost 50% of all crimes in the us despite being only 13% of the population

really makes you think..

Kek

The husband of one of the people where I work at works at the dog pound. She got in late yesterday because she was taking care of her husband after a fiasco with pitbulls.

>Home has three pitbulls in the yard, probably to prevent people from going into the property.
>Lady comes home after grocery shopping and the dogs decide to attack her.
>Dogs viciously bite her up and kill her. Neighbor calls in the police and the pount.
>Dog pound guy said that when they got there the garden was full of blood and they has ripped her to pieces and dragged those pieces all over the yard.
>He says her body looked like grinded meat. They were biting her bones and had picked them clean.
>Dogs were garden the remaining meat and highly agressive.
>As the dog pount guy goes to get the dogs, one of them jumps him and starts biting at his face.
>He gets bit in his face and arms, and large bruises where the dog landed on him.
>Cop finally show up and they shoot the dog. They end up shooting the other two because it was impossible to bring them in.
>Husband of the killed lady can't be contacted because no number is available. He just turns up after work to find his wife in pieces and three dogs dead.
>The next pound guy started having high fevers and his wife had to take him to the hospital.

He says the dogs were probably starved to make them more vicious. So maybe the owners sort of deserved it. But still, pretty scary.

Women are attracted by lust to strength and only by love to values/honor

Our society is becoming a loveless one

huh. thx for the nightmare fuel. and yeah people should need a license to own pitbulls and shit

>Women are attracted by lust to strength and only by love to values/honor

>Our society is becoming a loveless one

Go outside more often

>deserved to get brutally killed and mauled for not feeding their dogs
fucking what?

People sometimes intentionally starve dogs to male them more vicious.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

>Character has a gun in a free state
>"Do you have a permit for that?"

seeing rredddit comment trains here
fuck this site has really gone to shit over the years
>inb4 Cred Forums
not even bitching about the anti gun people.

second amentards BTFO

dogs don't kill people, blood loss leading to brain death and heart failure from the bite wounds kill people

I laffed at a couple posts tho

>child dies by fun, everyone cares
>child dies in pool accident, nobody cares despite pool accident kill more children than guns

ban assault pools

Op btfo