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>Never been married, no kids
What went wrong, Cred Forumsmbler?

who gives a shit

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he escaped the vaginal jew

Nothing. He's living the dream.

Why does he want to save the planet so much if he doesn't have kids?

tfw cant take him seriously as an actor, because all you see is the twink from growing pains

He's clearly a homosexual and the supermodel flings are just a distraction.

Is Jonah Hill his bf?

is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

he's smart?

>handsome
>super rich
>world famous
Why would he marry? To get Brendaned? To get Depped?

If he wants to save the planet, why does he fly on a private jet?

God forbid to get Pitted

He's a true environmentalist and knows that bringing kids into this world is just accelerating its destruction.

Is it just me or is he starting to look like steven seagal?

Does he run around at night in a costume fighting crime too?

Is he a wizard, Cred Forums?

He's still got time. Look at him.

>literally gets paid to have sex with supermodels
Do you reckon the rochschilds are jealous of him?

He's got zero need to get married, he gets laid constantly and he's unlikely to stop doing so anytime soon, also he's making absurd amounts of money, and getting the state to give his SO half of it is just not part of his master plan right now.

Was his head always so big?

I see Nicholson

He was probably too busy fucking literally whoever he wanted

Thanks reddit patrol

he's really really smart

>giving a flying fuck about celeb's person lives

>>>/tmz/

Maybe he thinks humans are the real threat to Earth and by killing the humanity you save the planet

>Never been married
Yeah, because that works out so well for actors.

Also, this.

>no kids

Why do you care if someone has kids or not?

>marry one of the hottest women of his time
>turns out to be a niggerloving sterile activist
>all sorts of diseases plague her body, destroying it as time goes on
>get 20 niglets from nairobi running around your house as a reward for putting up with this, can't even get a son of your own
He wasted his best years, tbqh

To JUST the actor or call said actor a cuck.