This is a brilliant scene, Mr. Dan. You're a true visionary

What the fuck is this real?

>ywn have arianna grande extract a mike and ike from your urethra
>ywn upsidedown throat fuck ariana grande

Kek

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>those squeals you will never hear when you ram into her urethra at full fucking force

You don't fuck girls urethra, just so you know.

What's going to stop you?

>You don't fuck girls urethra

Says who, THE LORD?!?!

>those youtube comments

Danposting truly is the greatest.

She looks like another Lake Elsinore crack addict now

She was top tier qt at 15

Pic related

>this is illegal

the surgeon is a genius

nigga u crazy

I think she looks pretty fucking terrible now.

She has constantly flared nostrils. And I'm not sure, but she might be going to bald.

You know I find it odd that for just one moment of inspiration, Dan decided to create Drake and Josh. All of his other stuff has many cute underage girls as the main focus, but not D&J. I wonder what that was all about.

>better

Fucking pleb

ariana was so much hotter in this than now. its like a completely different person

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What the fuck is wrong with Dan?

Got to have one show to throw people off the sense.

>forgetting miranda cosgrove, who got as much screentime as drake and josh put together

It was just a vehicle for lolis and loli spinoff shows.

>(better)
>I only found out about her after she became famous so that's the one I like!!

Holy shit she even "peels the carrot" at the beginning. Holy fuck that's hilarious. If you don't know peeling the carrot is a saying for masturbating. This is targeted towards an older audience for sure.

Was Josh Dan Schneider's self-insert?

nothing. he has good taste.

one of the rumors on that blind items site is that she's been losing hair

Christ I'd never realise how huge he was. Good to see how much he improved.

She looks like any other hispanic trash now

Yes. I bet they're good friends.

she's not hispanic. she's an italian and north african mutt. idk why you guys label random women as "Hispanic". you do that with ariel winter too even though she's not.

>ariel winter
Wut. She's pale as fuck

>one of the rumors on that blind items site is that she's been losing hair

>blind item

she said it herself
eonline.com/news/502246/ariana-grande-defends-her-hair-extensions-my-actual-hair-is-so-broken-it-looks-absolutely-ratchet

>The singer took to her Instagram and posted a lengthy paragraph of text explaining her extra long locks to her haters, or as she more kindly puts it: the people giving her "such a hard time."

>The former Nickelodeon star says it was her years on the small screen that "completely destroyed" her tresses. "I had to bleach my hair and dye it red every other week for the first four years of playing Cat," she shares, reffering to her sitcoms Victorious and Sam & Cat. "I wear extensions but I wear it in a ponytail because my actually hair is so broken that it looks absolutely ratchet and absurd when I let it down."

every time i post her sexy feet on Cred Forums, i get a few memers calling her a "fat beaner mexican"

youtube.com/watch?v=KqK0IKc4Pfc

what the fuck happened?

Jesus calm down. Italians and North Africans aren't white. Sorry people aren't IMDB queens like yourself.

She finally got a chance to meet Dan "potato dick" Schneider.

Guys, he can't keep getting away with it.

What was she thinking?

what is this webm from?

>talks normally in the first vids
>complete fucking retard by the end