What would Emma Watson think of this?

What would Emma Watson think of this?

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got the flat chest right

>would you fuck me?
>I'd fuck me!

She would say she is disgusted, but she would actually feel special excitement.

Sexual*

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>he doesn't like the DFC

you have to go back reddit

Doubt it. She seems frigid as fuck. I bet her cunt stays dry even when she's swimming

Have the Hermione action figure fight the Putin action figure.

>literally the default factory male model body with Hermoine's head stuck on. This is why we need the Japs.

>newfags don't recognise this
Great thread.

she looks incredible flat-chested.

You mean Redditors.

>there are people who haven't been on Cred Forums since 2009

Disgusting.

tweet it to her and ask

>about to meet your waifu
>see some guy grabbing that cunny like Trump

wat do?

not as flatchested as Disney's Mary Jane

sigh

Emma is the queen of DFC

Run into the bathroom and masturbate

DELETE THIS

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grab her by the pussy

>at a fair
>see Emma Watson
>walk over casually and act surprised, say "hi, i liked your movies, ect,ect"
>get chatting for a bit
>ask for an autograph
>"of course! i dont have a pen though tee hee"
>say that you have one, reach into you pocket to grab it
>fumble as your taking it out
>in your attempt to catch it in reflex, you accidentally drive your hand into her crotch
>you freeze, oh shit
>making eye contact with Emma, this look comes over her face
>"H-how dare you..."
>quickly let go, and apologize in a panic
>with her eyes firmly focused on yours, she quickly grabs your hand and drives it back into her squishy mons
>"well go on then! finish the job you disgusting pervert"
>in shock, you nervously massage her minge through her jeans
>she moans, "mmmmm, you misogynist pig!" she hisses
>think..wtf..
>she coos, and bites her bottom lip, looking up at you in anger and lust
>"god you men are all alike, you're revolting!"
>in confusion you slow down,
>"dont stop! she snaps, "ill scream if you do!"
>continue to rub her
>her jeans are getting wet now, and shes shaking slightly
>"okay thats enough! give me the stupid pen"
>she scribbles something down, gives you one last angry look and quickly walks off
>look down at the paper
>she's given you her number, with a note "call me when your ready to learn how to treat women"
>end

>DFC
???

jesus christ

D's flat chest

Gave me a bit of a boner tbqh

What would she think if I sent her this?

This appealed to me. Thank you for writing it user!

Why would she care that you have a workaholics action figure?

xD

How the fuck is this thread still up?

Lurk more.

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All redditors are newfags anyway.

>3d
>waifu

'Special excitement' is funnier than 'sexual excitement'.

I was here when the pics in OP and were originally posted. Just saying, this isn't a live event.

You will never top this but good effort.

xhamster.com/user/LoveEmmaWatson

>being a pussy-grabbing alpha male
>with that gay ass blouse and pants

Nah, it's just the camera angle/timing.

>coming on an ipad

christ on a bike

Geez it takes this little to give me a boner

Huh. I totally forgot about that scene in deathly hallows

she wasnt really topless, was she?

>nobody notices the hand/wrist action of the guy

/ourguy/

God i would love to see Emma's reaction to this shit.

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