ITT: dead careers

ITT: dead careers

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Has anyone else tanked their careers single handedly as much as she did?

She criticised her movie with Seth Rogen so he fucking buried her career for good.

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Is she really a cunt teevee?

she's got a show upcoming on cbs

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Rick Moranis

>show
>cbs

She looks momcore as fuck

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Megyn Kelly's doing fine

everything I've heard about her implies she's a massive cunt so its no surprise her career flatlined

acting like a Big Star before you are one is always risky, dumb bitch imploded.

>quoted word
>quoted word

Loathsome little whore. Should have just started out in porn.

> le cold aryan bitch actress

all these losers falling for the word of the jew
>didn't play the jew game
>called out seth rogen for being a cock

>"wow shes a bitch seth rogen is totally awesome"

>critized the writing of greys anatomy

>"wtf i love greys anatomy now?"


:^)

Katherine plz
You had your chance

>brown eyes
>aryan

lazy

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>star in movie that's sexist as fuck
>get called out for it
>do a total 180 and make out you're a feminist heroine for doing a scene involving vibrating panties
either retarded or cuntish, hardly matters either way

In her defense Knocked Up sucked. It was nothing but pop culture references.

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She's spitting out JTs kids

Puberty tanked her career more than anything. Being a retard had a small effect. She grew up to be quite the burly young man.

but I like Knocked Up, it was a good movie

What's Roman Polanski's ex been up to lately?

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No it wasn't. It was cheap and lazy writing like almost all of Rogan/Apatow movies. Any bro and their idiot friends are funnier than what they churn out. You just have shit taste.

think about watching it back then. you just got desentisized with Apatow's movie since he follows the same formula over and over again

I thought it was good when I was a drunk and in my early 20's. Revisiting it is what made me realize how bad it was. Observe and Report is really the only Seth Rogan comedy that is worth a damn.

getting my dick hard, that's what she's been doing

too soon

Too soon.

I honestly thought she was gonna be a break out star during Parks and Rec.

what can she do besides deadpan anyway?

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fuck him

he's a coward for killing himself

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Muh dick

What killed her career?

>criticising Knocked Up?
Maybe. I doubt that would be the sole factor, but possibly contributed.

>being a cuntish personality in mos films?
No. This could work in her favour. God knows, there are plenty of other cuntish personalities on screen.

>being difficult to work with behind the scenes
This could be the reason

>being a woman over te age of 30
This is the most likely reason in my view.
Women over 30 in film are welcome, so long as they are extremely popular and constantly grabbing headlines (Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anniston, etc.)

She does cat food commercials now.

Being awkward at award shows

>Women over 30 in film are welcome, so long as they are extremely popular and constantly grabbing headlines (Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anniston, etc.)

but you see the same thing with male actors, most that get to 30 that we here about anyway are usually somewhat established guys

You're a sick fuck. I like you.

Here's Chris Farley doing a spot-on impersonation of Jim Belushi.

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Haven't you heard? His brain was being destroyed by a degenerative disease, he klled homself while he was still able. He was going to end up a vegetable then die caked in his own piss and shit.

Poor fucker made a hard choice so he wouldn't be a huge burden while becoming a husk.

>She grew up to be quite the burly young man.
smoking pot throughout puberty has that effect on women

Was like watching a dog get run over by a hearse.

>His brain was being destroyed by a degenerative disease
Alimony?

More like his life was being destroyed by a cunt of a ex.

is this kino?

>coward
>suicide

I don't get why people say this. I certainly don't have the balls to kill myself.

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER DON'T MAKE ME FEEL THESE FEELS FUCK

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK GO FUCK YOURSELF

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Well it's basically an antiquated view.
It's almost always males who commit suicide and generally men are providers. A man dying leaves people worse off than a woman dying (not that their lives are worth more, but generally they mean more to others than a woman, sorry, it's true). Anecdotally, growing up, the only stories you hear of suicide are really from your parents. Nobody your age has committed suicide. So my only exposure was of men with wives and kids bottling up their feelings until they blew their brains out. It isn't until you grow to be a teenager that you start hearing from your peers or experiencing it first hand with people in your age group. By then your perception is already that it's a cowards route.

poor guy, he was so fucking funny sometimes, one of the SNL GOATS

but when you do hard drugs at that weight... it was inevitable

whats the difference really

More like doat (deadest of all time) amiritr

Wait... She's dead?

Who is she? Generic Hollywood blond #4726?

Luanne Platter

Go fuck yourself.

What happened to her?

She wasn't anything special but she wasn't like Heigl tier bitch or absolutely fucking terrible or anything.

She did some mediocre movies and dropped off the map.

you motherfucker kek

Oh fuck is he clutching a rosary?

his brother stuffed it in his hands and removed all the drugs when he found him

AnnaSophia Robb

>Hollywood tried to sell her as an A list sexy actress

>Puberty tanked her career more than anything.
Puberty made her into a literal tank

she's doing hairy lesbian erotica in spain now

That legit?

probably got sick of being producers fucktoy

Remember: Nolan killed her and got away with it.

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No worse example than this one. She's went from bad (eurotrip) to much much worse (the scribbler). Shame.

She and Amy Smart could've been big time. But nope.

good

Holy shit this thread has an insane amount of reddit newfags in it

His career is deader than his wife.

Tfw she's doing voice overs for shitty broadcast tv commercials now

We could literally fill this thread to the bump limit with all the pretty kids that appeared in a few teen movies and then basically dropped of the map

she got pretty hot though

Ah, Brittany Murphy. No great loss. I didn't recognise her without lip fillers. Ramen Girl was awful and Clueless has spawned two generations of inarticulate, like, valley girls, like, you know?

Some say yes, some say no. I actually think it is.

If anyone has any photos of Anna Nicole Smith's death scene, please post them. I need to jerk off and I haven't been able to find any legit ones.

>that girdle seam on the right thigh

I'd bounce on her waterbed.

thar she blows

>No great loss

Fuck you.

I liked Ramen Girl.


I have to remember to kill myself some day for liking a few horrible romcoms

mel gibson is done

JUST

What? She wasn't smart, talented or even that attractive. She certainly wasn't clever enough to seek medical attention instead of just railing up six different kinds of drugs.
I'm not dancing in the street that she's dead, but frankly, the only people other than you who give a shit was the Hollywood second-hand clothing industry (who got a huge boost when she suffocated on her own phlegm and mucus).

Ramen Girl wasn't a romcom. It had no romance and it wasn't funny. At best it was inoffensive.

It isn't it was in some textbook or some shit

I just kind of lump it in there with romcoms, who gives a shit.

I really love the terminal and the wedding date though

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Stop it. She was beautiful you fucking prick.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan

;_;

Hnnnnng

thats my waifu bruh

Lacey is a mommy now

If she could actually act that would have been the case.

her music career is dead too

Make sure you vote Trump so she fucks off to Canada

Quit your LARPing, literally nobody outside her family give a shit she's dead. And there are much better looking bitches around DESU.

>pig nose
>lopsided tits
I wouldn't even fuck her for practice.

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>Quit your LARPing
What?

>And there are much better looking bitches around DESU.
There was only one her.

she can be whatever she wants to be

>just had a kid
We'll never know what those funbags looked like in their prime :-(

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*autistic

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COULD YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

nuh uh

no one plays the quirky slut role better

DELETE THIS

That's fucking Dawn from Buffy?! What happened? Did she enter a pie store and never came out?

damn them boobs makin out

I mean, stop pretending to be some obsessed fanboy for laughs.

I want to worship Katherine Heigl

Who's pretending? It's so beyond you to admire an actress and be sad at their death and be angry when some fucking prick who can't understand what it was to loser her starts bad mouthing her?

0.1/10

Heigl femdom would be amazing

who's this semen demon?

>3d
>waifu

She's more of a sperm whale.

dreama walker is in her new show i'd love to see her control her completely

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Nice.

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did her mother get justice?

But Ghostbusters was her best selling film in her entire career.

Holy shit, you're serious?
Sorry for your loss bro. At least she was getting fucked by a Jew on the regular before she died.

Do you have any pictures of her face being ejaculated on?

I reckon she'd have a cunt like an autopsy wound. Ugly, meaty, and commonly found with at least two hands groping around inside it.

>tfw Antje is now doing German soap operas

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I'm gonna google that, but just fucking kill me please. What a crime.

Comedians have a shelf life of 10 years tops

negress then

>tfw she's become desperate

>woody allen

i hope she starts showing her immaculately styled pusy hair!

his best comedic work was in the 70's

Fuck off and die you meme forcing tryhard cunt. Yes, you spell pussy with one s, hilarious comedy gold.

wow you get upset at words what a big grown up you are
and you can do swears too mmm so tuff

For a second i thought that was Britney murphy

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that incestuous undertone made me diamonds

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She's got a nice body of work

You wish

Go back to /reddit/

Being a asshole can hurt your career. If you're a box office draw, then you can get away with it, because studio heads are forcing everyone to make movies with you. But as soon as your appeal starts to fade, you're screwed because nobody is pushing to work with you. You always need friends in any industry. Look at Val Kilmer.

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wow I had never seen this

is this shooped?

>Smoking pot gives you a barrel chest and fat arms
Hey quentin what's up

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I like thick girls.

I saw this bitch in a kitty litter commercial the other day. That's nearly as embarrassing as a Rent-A-Center commercial

very slightly

Yeah, it's shooped. She doesn't have fat face.

thx, she looks just ok

>Those rips in her shirt

>ywn have beautiful pale jewess wife to slowly thiccen so she can sit on your face with her pillowy ass
she went from hot to goddess in a few years

Why are jewesses such semen demons meanwhile their male counterparts are total goblins, it's almost as if jewesses were made to breed outside the tribe

She should have stayed a nice mormon girl who would of not been a cunt. By not being a cunt she would have maintain her career.

You can see the fuckin borders of her stockings! How could anyone NOT get hard as diamonds from that.

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;_;

How could you even mention her in this thread

DELETE

>pusy hair

ewwww

Hollywood does not accept you bashing your own films while they are still being marketed.

Thus Clooney can admit now that his batman sucked, but when it was being marketed he did his duty to promote it. That why everyone is happy Ryan Reynolds had a big hit, he been in tons of shitty films but always put a smile to his face and sold them.

She based a film while it was still being marketed, combined with blowing lines and being a cunt means that when she hanged herself, no one helped her. Hell, even Mel Gibson has he his defenders, and he named the jew.

>i wouldn't fuck taylor momsen
saving urself for the right one i bet? virgin

also, tratchenberg is hot and murphy's death was a shame for any of us who can't avoid having to endure romcoms that would've been watchable with her

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She still working, not in great stuff, but outside of buffy she was never in anything popular.

also yesterday was her birthday.

>it's almost as if jewesses were made to breed outside the tribe
shutitdown.jpg
just imagine her after a few kids, all soft, pale ad full of milk
the only trade off is that your kids will be jewish but thats okay right goy-i mean guy?

Not really. She's about to star in a German GDR espionage drama or something. It will neither be "The Lives of Others", nor "Deutschland '83" but who knows. It might turn out fine anyway.

She will have a job for life in german language shows and movies.

This is as good as when I found out Sasha Alexander and carrie coon got naked.

sean astin despite being really good in lotr didnt have a career resurgence afterward because hollywood is weightist. fucked up.

can you please stop sexualizing women like that? thank you very much

She would have been the perfect harley quinn. Instead we got inexperienced fridge.

He doesn't have range and he's a manlet too

oh, she's past her prime anyway.

Yes... yes that caption is oddly fitting.

He wasn't bad in the deeply underrated "Borderland"

hes too short for most movie roles is my guess.

>swn dress up in an authentic SS uniform and stomp your testicles
;_;

college killed her career

hes not a hobbit in real life retardo

"M-maybe they'll cast me again if I show MORE skin?"

Her dance track with Oakenfold is fucking awesome.

>t. no more club jams from her.

Who is that even?

literally who

Sierra McCormick

I'd lick her thighs. Seriously.

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How the fuck did this even happen? There must've been levels of people involved: producers, director, movie execs, screen writers, costume dept., her parents

>Sierra McCormick
Hmmm... Never heard of her, to be honst.

It's already humilliating for a Hollywood actor to take TV roles and Robin Williams's show was a flop so he was doomed to Disney movies for the rest of his life (see that movie he made with Travolta). Suicide was the only choice

What's your problem? She was friggin 16. And the 90s were – surprisingly enough – a fair bit more liberal anyway.
Just one year before, 15- and 16-year-old Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone would give boners to teenage boys all around the globe for being in that Aerosmith video. That same year, a 13/14-year-old Jessica Alba would already turn heads in "Camp Nowhere" and that Nickelodeon show she was in.

this generic fucker jesus christ him and that blockhead that played varro in spartacus

Please god make it stop

t. aussie

lol how if he did have parkisons its probably for the best

he lasted longer than any comedian should have over 30 years thats insane.

also last decade was complete shit, wasnt his fault his brand of wackey comedy fell out of favor just like jim carey

Do nice nude vids.

>tfw I just want her to sit on my face
>any film I try and watch her in is absolute trash

I guess I'll watch parks and rec again

>She wasn't smart, talented or even that attractive.

I don't know about smart. But not talented, m8? Come on.

youtu.be/DMOYphTg3lo

Who is this semen daemon?

What's that in his mouth?

what a handsome young man