SPACE JAM 2

Is Michael Jordan back?

Not even interested purely because of the way leftist online media will react. Space jam is such an icon in modern black American culture that this will be under intense scrutiny, if it puts a toe out of line we won't hear the end of it for months.

Why don't they tailor it for adults? Kids don't care about Space Jam or even Loony Toons these days.

>loving Space Jam

Probably as a cameo

>Space jam is such an icon in modern black American culture
kek, are you fucking serious? That's possible, but that movie was just terrible, but it's bullshit I could believe, especially considering how desperate blacks are too feel proud about other people's achievement.

>Space jam is such an icon in modern black American culture
You're just making shit up.

>Why don't they tailor it for adults?
Because then then wouldn't make the movie? You mean something like Roger Rabbit? It's still about cartoons playing basketball, which probably doesn't interest adult.

>another black male lead in a Space Jam movie
what the fuck
#whyspacejamsoblack

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Fuck off back to your containment board you crybaby faggot.

This movie probably entered into production before it became apparent how risky blockbusters have become, so there's a good chance the studio now sees they're putting the finishing touches on what will be a massive flop, and there's nothing they can do about it.

They should do a Space Jam 3 with Shaq and then start to move on to other sports like Air Bud did.

Space jam was never good, it was always cynical trash made by a marketing team and idiots lapped it up

>implying a sequel where MJ comes out of retirement in his 50's to save the world because he's still the best wouldn't be kino

Which NBA players should play the Monstars?

I'm thinking:
>Kristaps Porzingis
>Anthony Davis
>Draymond Green
>Lance Stephenson
>Isaiah Thomas

Why not kobe?

Why would anyone watch Space Jam 2 when they could just watch the original again?

Cast:

>Kobe as lead
>Dark Chocolate Kobe as supporting son
>Sandwich Kobe as supporting son
>Cookies and cream Kobe as supporting son
>Hipster Kobe as supporting stepson
>Protein Shake Kobe as supporting stepson
>Sam Hinkie as Uncle
>John Wall as Aunt
>MJ as Grandpoppy
>Wade as Kobes half brother
>Oladipo as Wade's son
>Kawhi, Duncan and Ben Wallace as Monstars

FUCK RAY ALLEN IMA KILL THAT NIGGA

>especially considering how desperate blacks are too feel proud about other people's achievement.
It's like black Cred Forums

wew

>inb4 they replace micheal jordan with an asian chick because black basketball players are a stereotype and stereotypes are baaaad
women are funny.
deal with it.

>not loving Space Jam

>Jordan makes an appearance as himself, wagering that the Monstars will win
>Lebron joins the Looney Toons, realizes the team stinks, and joins the Monstars to win championships.

They should have choose Joe Pytka again instead of ching chong Lin.

Look at him.

kobe?

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>LeBron James in Space Jam 2

>using a bill cosby reaction image

it's 2016 buddy

If this kino doesn't feature a clutch LeGod chasedown block and tons of Monstars = Warriors implications I'd be very disappointed.

Go back to sleep, m'lady

>lebron chokes in the clutch
>monstars win

I just want to cook and clean for an older man. I just want him to pump my buttpussy every night.

why didn't michael jordan act in anymore movies?
he was good in space jam.

literally my thought every day

rogerebert.com/reviews/space-jam-1996

COME ON AND SLAM

I hope they retain lola's personality from the show, much better than trying to just cash in on furry boners

I wish Lebron would do his own thing and stop riding on Jordans dick.

>We want furry and BLM audience.

>LeBron
>Riding on MJ's dick
He literally said his goal was to pass MJ

>You will never see a NFL version where recently retired Peyton Manning has to lead the Looney Tunes to victory by having them memorise hundreds of plays and audible calls

MJ is 6-0

Lebeta is 4-3

Lebeta hasn't even come close to Magic and/or Kareem

Even Kobe and Timmy are like 5-2/3ish

Lebron is 3-3

They better be careful to not accidentally retcon Barkley Gaiden

LeBron is 3-4
but

Mind you MJ did this while playing during the most competitive era in NBA history. By the time Lebron got into the league all the greats were either out or on their way out.

FUCK RAY ALLEN, IMA KILL THAT NIGGA!

lmao
LeBron would've averaged 40ppg back then and that's not even a question, I don't think you realize how much basketball is better right now.
Also, MJ didn't have to face any top defenders.
The differences between now and then is exactly the reason why these discussions are pointless.

tfw the new theme song is just a shitty dubstep version of the original.

screencap this, it's gonna happen.

>LeBron would've averaged 40ppg back then
>MJ didn't have to face any top defenders

Except the claim to such pride is superior to the proportion of how much better white accomplishments are to black ones, so not as pathetic.

Watch it today and you'll understand.

Is that Lebron taking up the mantle of Jordan's character?

Dropped.

It wouldn't be quite kino but it sure would be based af

Space Jam is something that could have only worked in the 90s, back when EVERYBODY knew all the popular NBA players like Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, etc.

NBA is still big, but it's not a nation-wide phenomenon anymore. Something like Space Jam just won't have the same appeal anymore. They best they can do is make Space Jam 2 intentionally bad so that people can laugh at it, since that's what Space Jam is known for now.

Post yfw Legod won one for da land.

If they were to put James Hardin and/or Stephen Curry in, then I'll probably watch it.

>tfw lola bunny won't have a curvy figure this time because feminists ruin everything

fuck

>i stopped watching NBA 6 years ago

I want this

Better version

>Lebron joins the Looney Toons, realizes the team stinks, and joins the Monstars to win championships.
>MJ comes out of retirement to beat LeBron and the Monstars

College Humor were way ahead of you.

youtube.com/watch?v=j71HTYEuos8

Was this a basketball movie or looney toons movie?

Why does it have to be basketball? Maybe it can be wrestling with the rock.

Wasnt mj a retired family guy when they made this and he came back to bball for bugs and the gang?

It doesnt have to be wrestling.

People love seeing shit get rehashed, how else would you explain The Sopranos?

>tfw no Space Slam movie with The Rock

>trailer fades in
>melancholic piano rendition of COME ON AND SLAM starts playing
I would cum buckets

So was that a rehash of Goodgfellas or... something else?

You just described shaolin basket

>influx of new Lola porn
Yeye

If they did that I would lose my mind.

WE WUZ BASKETBALL N SHIT

But that would be actually accurate.

It probably won't be that bad. A rehash, but better than you expect.

And fucking Lebron too. I don't like him, but he's too big to fail. He's got everything he needs to make it a comparable movie, and I don't think he's the kind of guy to do something if it is half-assed.

Nah, it's about basketball and Lebron is in it, so every black person, white bandwagoner (which is like half of NBA fans) and most families will go and see it.

This

B A S E D

Lebron would make them a lot more money.

Also, they will have Brittney Griner, guaranteed. Doesn't matter how shit the WNBA is, she'll be in there.

Basketball as it once was, Lebron is no MJ, and most families did not go to see the last Looney Tunes movie.

However, it might break even.

They allowed it to cater too much to metropolitan areas and, primarily, african american populations. The NBA isn't popular among white americans anymore, and hispanics are if anything indifferent.

Lets not turn this into an "urban" movie.

Remember what happened to leprechuan?

FUCK RAY ALLEN IMA KILL THAT NIGGA

>I said, I said boy!
>What'd I tell you about calling me that, man?

>breakeven

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Oh shit. Those guys will lap up this garbage because they're into basketball.

i thought insidehoops > RealGM

i don't know anymore, haven't given a fuck about NBA last 5 years

I love honey nut cheerios

If Jeremy Lin makes a cameo, that is an extra $100 million at box office

The real question is: is Bill Murray in it?

Because if not, fucking DROPPED

meme magic is real

It should have chinese cartoons.

juicy shaq meat

The whole reason why Jordan did Space Jam is kinda the same reason why he left Bball and went to play minor league baseball. He got his father killed thanks to his gambling problem, so he needed many diversions.

Believe or not, Michael Jordan was (and probably still is) the biggest asshole in sports.

>MJ did this while playing during the most competitive era in NBA history
He didn't, during the competitive era (Thomas/Magic/Bird) he got smoked 3 times in a row by the Pistons, even with Pippen on the team. The whole 90s competitive era was bullshit, Jordan played along with 2HoFers (Pippen/Rodman) and probably the best 3pt shooter from that era not named (or dead) Drazen Petrovic. The all time greats from the 90s didn't have a supporting cast as strong as the Bulls. Miller, Ewing and Barkley all had to carry their teams, Stockton and Malone didn't had any depth on Utah and as soon as Olajuwon got a strong supporting cast they started winning titles. People usually don't remember that era or the previous era as it was.

I'm not saying Lebron is better than Jordan, he probably will never be the offensive powerhouse that Jordan was, but I'm pretty sure Lebron is more dominant on the court than he ever was.

but will it be as good as the vidya adaptation?

youtube.com/watch?v=8F1cOvZ3nS8

If something hurts me, is that this will never be adapted to the big screen.

Based Yao will be in it for muh China box office

THIS. IF Lebron wasn't such a bitch about his brand and image he'd be the "Bad," Guy in this movie.

>literally the entire time you're a badass in the film whooping everyones ass
>the entire movie is about the Looney Toons having to recruit other superstarts just to beat you
>do some Deus Ex horse shit that Lebron is out of action for the last 2 seconds/shot so LEBRON didn't lose
>at the end tease with Lebron being pissed as fuck and taking off the headband and showing him transform or some shit saying he's going to make them pay

You do realize Jordan is the bitch about his brand and image.

Besides, the current NBA villain is Durant; LeBron won one for da land.

Imagine if OJ Simpson was in Space Jam instead?

>Subplot would be the Looney Tunes trying to clear his name for murder

If it's traditionally animated and animated halfway decently I'll watch it, no question.

I hope it's as silly and that they go full iwanttofuckthebunny.jpg

Durant is seen more as a pussy than a villain now.

Space Jam was a product of the 90's, you can't recreate it

Lebron is no Jordan either

Curry can be the bad guy. Honestly he'd seem like a better choice for the main character. Too bad LeBron would never be the bad guy

It will bomb because White people don't give a shit about Lebron

Jordan was an uncle tom republican + a good player, that's why he was a Megastar
Though maybe if Lebron says all lives matter a few more times White people will like him

LeBron probably is a better actor than Jordan tho, don't get me wrong; Space Jam was more of a diversion from Jordan getting his dad killed than an actual attempt of selling merchandise/making a movie. If they were trying to make a decent movie, Barkley would have been the main star, considering he was the only one with "acting" skills and charisma, hell, it seems that the only scene in the movie were they actually tried to get some player to act seriously was the one when he got beaten by that kid in the alley court.

I think the players are more charismatic now thanks to social media; if they actually try to make a movie this time I don't see how it couldn't be better than the first one.

LeBron, along with Melo and Wade are the face of "how to address BLM positively" from the NBA, basically telling young players and the audience not to fall for cheap/mediatic causes as BLM.

Anyway, Barkley is GOAT:
>One of the reasons we’re never going to be successful as a whole, because of other black people. And for some reason we are brainwashed to think, if you’re not a thug or an idiot, you’re not black enough. If you go to school, make good grades, speak intelligent, and don’t break the law, you’re not a good black person. And it’s a dirty, dark secret.

>They viral market the film by updating the space jam website

...

Barkley says some dumb shit sometimes and may be unable to articulate himself well, but I love the dude for the fact he keeps it real and doesn't give a shit what people think about him.

Fuckin baller back in the day as well. His fastbreak dunks were the shit.

>They will never make a Space Jam 2 starring Rasheed Wallace

Dumbest decision in movie history desu.

Should be Tom Brady and about football.

The one true GOAT

>they recreate the scene were they inflate wayne knight
>brady comes to deflate him

Or more accurate to real life
>it happens off screen
>literally no evidence that he did it
>suspend him anyway

is this a joke? Jordan only had one great supporting cast for one year. every other year his team was mediocre, the only reason they seemed good and were all stars was because of him. he drew the defense away from them, he had the best players guarding him. he was the one scoring 30+ per game, not his teammates.

if Lebron is so dominant, why did he need to leave Cleveland to join up with 3 OTHER SUPERSTARS to win a title? And he came back, and won one at Cleveland, but not without the help of the best shooting PF in the league (Kevin Love) and a top 5 point guard in Kyrie Irving.

Lebron has to surround himself with top tier talent to win a title. Jordan won titles without top tier supporters.

At least 2 other starters on the court with Lebron when he won the titles are first ballot HoFers

Miami - Bosh/Wade
Cleveland - Love/Irving

>every other year his team was mediocre
The Bulls reached the conference semifinals after his retirement. Won 2 games less than the previous season.
>the only reason they seemed good and were all stars was because of him
This is someone that never watched Rodman play prior the Bulls, the year Rodman came they posted 72 wins.

You clearly didn't watch any other team that wasn't the Bulls.

>Lebron has to surround himself with top tier talent to win a title.
Everyone has. LeBron had to deal with teams like the Spurs (Duncan/Parker/Ginobili), Celtics (Pierce/Allen/Garnett) and even the Thunder (Westbrook/Durant). Notice how every team that has won the title in the last 20 years has had a strong supporting cast, even the 2004 Pistons had both Wallaces playing great.

>Jordan won titles without top tier supporters.
He didn't, he got smoked 3 times by the Pistons. He didn't won anything until Pippen arrived. Not to mention he had fucking Phil Jackson as a coach.

WEW KOBE

/nba/ please leave

>Lelbron
>not based Curry

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That bunny...

>refball your way through the finals
>I'M DA BESS. KING JAMES MUTHAFUKA.

>based Curry

Nah

Stats don't lie, Curry is 1000x better than that crybaby bitch lebron.

Aww, tall man blocked his shot. Kinda unfair.

>Curry

bait

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>Stats don't lie

lebron is a better actor than jordan

>Have Klay Thompson's dad talking about how LeBron couldn't handle the pressure of his era
>Bron makes both Green and Curry chimp out in the finals

POTTERY
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>le curry dropped lost in the finals, he's the worst player
Lebron is 3-4 you retard. That's fucking pathetic.

3>1 m8

>Klay is so booty blasted he can't shake anyone's hand and immediately runs to the locker room after losing the finals

How many Finals MVPs does Curry have?

>curry is shit because he lost one
>its okay that lebron lost four because ESPN said so.
Literally retarded

How many 3-1 leads has Lebron choked away with godawful Finals performances? The only aspect in which Curry beats Lebron is shooting.

Still taking L's Larry.

>ESPN
>not making a villain out of LeBron
>not hyping Curry to death

also:
>head to head
>Lebron ends up leading every meaningful stat
>Curry throws his mouthpiece to the audience

I can't wait until Curry gets a career ending injury and all you bandwagon faggots migrate to another team.

warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

>it's STILL up

To everyone who wasn't around when the first one came out, this is what the internet used to look like

>b-but muh decline!
>it's RIGGED I saw it live

Oh hey Curry. *swishes* Bye Curry.

That would never happen to Lebron m8, the refs would save him 100% of the time. Also,
>le chucking maymay
God forbid somebody actually throws the basketball.

The Golden State Warriors unironically broke the NBA regular season record with 73 wins, came back from a 3-1 deficit against the Oklahoma City Thunder, gained a 3-1 lead on the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals, and then lost 3 games in a row and did not win the championship. Stephen Curry unironically won unanimous MVP, back to back MVPs, and exclaimed "We not goin' home!" during a game, before being blocked by LeBron James a record 7 times in one series and indeed going home. Klay Thompson unironically said in a post game interview after going up 3-1 that basketball "is a man's game" and LeBron James "got his feelings hurt", LeBron proceeded to average 36pts/12ast/10reb and won the next 3 games and the championship. Draymond Green unironically avoided suspension for kicking Steven Adams in the balls twice, then STILL continued to play dirty and finally got suspended during the most important series of his life and ultimately cost his team its once historic and now infamous season.

These things all actually happened, the thoughts of this reality stay with me at all times. I go to sleep at night looking up at the stars, wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as this occur. I wake up smiling every morning knowing that the Warriors genuinely went 73-9 and choked a 3-1 lead in the Finals. That even if time is a nonlinear fourth dimension, going to back to stop it from happening will simply create another universe where it happens again. That the state of ass-blastedness emanating from the city of Oakland is eternal and infinite, it crosses countless dimensions of the multiverse and its unending torment knows no bounds. I gaze into the endless cosmic wonders around me, still in disbelief that it actually happened, but knowing that my purpose in life was to be born just in time to see LeGod get one for da land.

post yfw lelbron won one for da land

Nice copypasta m8, have fun getting swept by the Jays.

>Have Green kick Addams balls and performing illegal screens throughout the conference finals
>Act surprised when he gets suspended for doing the same shit on the Finals
b-but muh refball

>gets killed by his own meme

KINO

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>tfw Draymond didn't hit Lememe harder

>you will NEVER be an NBA champion in your early twenties

It gets better every time I read it.

Samsamsam

>unanimous MVP
>gets shit on by Kevin fucking Love on D

What did he mean by this?

I didn't even care for the first one though

>FUCK RAY ALLEN IMA KILL THAT NIGGA
what did he mean by this?

I thought people only ironically liked this.

Space Jam is a national treasure and beloved by an entire generation of children.

lmao

>guys we're gonna make lebron the new jordan! isn't this fun!
i bet they tried to make a sequel 10 years ago with Kobe until he raped that white girl on her ass

>tripfag has a non-opinion on a movie many people love

good one mr contrarian i bet you dont like pussy either

It's "COME ON AND SLAM" not "COME ON AND CHOKE AWAY A 3-1 LEAD".

PURE
MEME
KINO
also teaser where

It was 3-1

My name is Sam

>space jam 2
>lebron james

>Believe or not, Michael Jordan was (and probably still is) the biggest asshole in sports.

I don't follow sports. What did he do?

HEY
YOU
WHATCHA GONNA DO

>there was recent Space Jam 2 logo teaser in american theaters
Proof? I can't find shit aside from a Fathom Events re-release for the 20th anniversary

youtube.com/watch?v=y4ZQERHL6ow

If lebron doesn't win one for da land there's no way this movie gets made right?

>same director as the Fast & Furious series
it's going to be shit

until this year I thought that song said woop, that ass

>Some random nigga acted like an ass to michael jordan and expected him to take a picture with him just bc he bought a lot of shoes like every other black person.

Chamillionaire an ass.

Hi Michael

>Space Jam

thedissolve.com/features/forgotbusters/154-space-jams-cosmic-character-ruining-tackiness/

Hi Chamillionaire

I'm only watching this when it stars Dennis Rodman.

I fucking wish

LeBron needs to be the villain. Cleveland needs to be in basketball danger of some sort. Jordan is the hero and shows LeBron the error of his villainous ways.

LeBron believelands and saves the day. Jordan loses all his basketballs so he can cash a paycheck and never ever appear in the shitty but inevitable threequels and beyond.

> Draymond Green.

They better make some fucking jokes about Draymonstar kicking everyone's "basketballs," otherwise that's wasted casting.

Who let Dobson into the animation studio?

>high budget lola bunny
>shit
Speak for yourself

Have you seen modern Lola? She's just a schizo comedy goon.

>ywn see a Space Jam starring 90s Rodman
why live

In reality, the first one was shit

bump

FUCK RAY ALLEN, IMA KILL THAT NIGGA!

FLY LIKE A NIGGER
LET THE DINDU'S CARRY ME

>A summer evening's rust turns to darkness. The cicadas sing in the trees. The screen door slowly opens and a young Michael Jordan looks at a well-worn basketball hoop. His hand touches the ball, just the fingers at first, feeling the texture, then the whole of his palm. He looks at his father. His father sees himself in his son, his faults and his strengths, the mistakes he has made repeating in young Michael's face.

>What am I but sand in this winding river of time? he seems to ask. But there is something more there...young Michael takes a shot at the basket. The travel of the ball through the air is as slow and purposeful as the course the moon takes across the night sky.

>Dirt-smeared aliens climb the active caldera of Moron Mountain. Their limbs shed ash in slow motion. Picaresque plumes of magma burst behind them. They are unmoved by the natural wonder. Their eyes are heavy, half-lidded, and their stride is a methodical, heartless march through the Moron Mountain amusement park.

>A larger alien stands amid the shower of ash and watches his customers file through the park. It is Mister Swackhammer.

>I am a carcass left for vultures, he thinks, and they've grown sick of the taste of me.

>He turns to his assistants. There is a quiet tension in the room. They can see that Mister Swackhammer has something to say, but none has the courage to prompt him.

>"We need a new attraction," says Mr. Swackhammer. " Something new. Something wild. Something wacky. Something Loony."

>He looks at a screen. Bugs Bunny is standing in a carrot patch. Elmer Fudd is watching him. Bugs Bunny runs his fingers over the green tops of carrots. He plucks one out of the ground and begins to gnaw at it. He smiles at Elmer Fudd, now out of focus, as the hunter begins to drop slowly to his knees.

Hey back off Chamillionaire is a cool guy

Put his Ridin' Dirty money into tech startups and made a bunch of money

I'm gonna fly like a whiner.... to Miami.
Fly like a whiner let my teammates carry me.
I'm gonna fly like a whiner to victory
carried by all of my teamaaAates!

New lyrics should be good.

Bumping for kino

Why are they making a sequel to this? The original movie was lightning in a bottle, rooted in the mid 90s, that only made sense at the time.

It's called Space Jam not Space Chuck

you're right stats don't lie but apparently you don't know how to read them

I was gonna say this.

The Barkley/Hoopz saga cinematic universe fucking WHEN?

spoiler: Never ;_;

We already got space jam 2 you faggots!

youtu.be/VrtLNAqvbzY