ITT post a character from any film (except Harry Potter) and we sort them into Hogwarts houses

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Durmstrang.

he's the most disgusting and degenerate character ever, so Gryffindor, i guess

The characters of it's always sunny including the mcpoyles and ricketty cricket.
Hannibal lecter / Will graham of the show Hannibal
John Wick
Toby in the office
The cartoonist in zodiac
The couple in Gone Girl
Oscar Schindler
the In bruges characters
Ralph from the sopranos
Marlo and slim charles from the wire
Malcolm Tucker
Peter campbell

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I never understood the idea of putting people into groups based on personality traits.
I get the need to have differet dorms and classes because there's too many students, but those are usually either sorted at random or based on grades.
Putting all the assholes in one group so they'll only ever interact with other racist assholes is a terrible idea.

No one ever accused Rowling of being logical

You'd think that after Salazar Slytherin left because he was butthurt that the ni-the mudbloods were allowed in that the other 3 founders would have shut down his house and basically stricken him from their history.

Slytherine or Hufflepuff
Gryffindor
Gryffindor or Ravenclaw
Slytherine

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calm down

My house.

>working class joe
>no identity of his own
>100% loyal to his job
Hufflepuff.

>Not from Harry Potter
There goes my dreams of discussing which house Dudley would enter

he's fat. where do you think?

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