You have 10 (ten) seconds to name a movie with an actually unique premise

That's actually a really sweet poster.

Batman v Superman Extended Cut
Batman v Superman Theatre Cut
Man of Steel
Suicide squad.

Check and mate, OP.

Trash Humpers

Primer.

Suck my balls.

oldboy

Are you young or just stupid?

>Primer
le time travel movie
le "realistic" sci-fi
Fuck that movie. If you need a map to understand it, the film didn't tell a good story. Use a different medium for something like that.

>musician
no

>Hmmm, just how can I oh so subtly let people know that Iam not only a pretentious shitbag, I'm also completely fucking retarded?
>I'VE GOT IT!

>[your post]

Citizen Kane

Most recent I saw was Swiss Army Man. Not a 10/10 but a good movie with what I think is a very original premise.

That's no movie

Osmosis Jones did it first.

Truman show

Beyond the Black Rainbow.

Sure, it's 2deep4u trash but my god it stays with you.

>allegory of the cave
>original or unique

Adaptation
>inb4 muh meta meme

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yep

BASED NOLAND

CAN'T WAIT TILL HE SAVES THE ORIGINAL PROPERTY BLOCKBUSTER YET AGAIN WITH DUNKIRK

Ben Affleck plays an ass-kicking autistic accountant who works for the government

The lobster.

Jackie Chan

Bubba Ho-Tep

Elvis switched identities with an Elvis impersonator in the 70s and is now living in a retirement home which gets attacked by an Egyptian mummy.

It's surprisingly good.

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill"

t. Blade

Okay, then my answer is Osmosis Jones

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You forgot the part where he teleports behind you, does some complicated mathematics, then blows your head off with an anti-aircraft gun.

This is a recent one I can think of

And not very recent, Demolition Man

kek

The Skin I live in

There's even a spongebob bit which shared the same premise.

>Fuck that movie. If you need a map to understand it, the film didn't tell a good story. Use a different medium for something like tha

Amen. This movie is for people who want to seem deep and say "I understood it the first time" to their friends after their friend's first viewing.

fucking kids not knowing about fucking this kino

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This was creepypasta before it was a movie. Literally read the story on Reddit before the movie was announced.

fair enough, didn't know that
Demolition Man still stands, though

Usual Suspects

South Park movie

This specific movie is a remake of a French movie from the 60s (that had already been remade in Japan).

Though the original movie (eyes without a face) was indeed a unique story when it came out.

Oh neat

but everything is clearly explained in the movie. it's alright as a movie, but pretty inconsistent with time travelling

>man desperately needs a cheeseburguer
>drives to his favorite burguer store
>the cooks are involved in several super funny shenanigans, so it takes forever
>while waiting for his order, he meets a series of weirdos and a love interest
>final scene: he finally gets his cheeseburguer and goes home

HOW CAN WE MAKE THE MOST 90S POSTER EVER

Forever Young (1992)
Tommy (1975)

Literally Harold and kumar

fu was just about to post Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Swiss Army Man
The Lobster
Dogtooth

Literally the 3 that came to mind when I read the OP

Is that Cousin Larry from Perfect Strangers??

Link?

Falling Down

Spring

john malkovich or whatever

Run Lola Run.

Shrek

Dazed and Confused

>what are European movies
>what are art movies

Holy Motors
Satantango
Jupiter Ascending

Eternal Sunshine

No premise is unique because every film can be summarized as "a character or characters have to achieve a goal or goals"

This is why BUH DUH PREMISE is the plebbest fucking """""""""""""""""critique"""""""""""""""" possible.

gregg?

memento

Most worthless drivel I was ever forced to sit through. I'd rather read Jayne Eyre again.

thats not true, you obviously havent watched enough movies. classic narrative isnt the only narrative there is.

Pulp Fiction.

:^)

>Not realizing how universal everything is if you simplify it enough

Honey I shrunk the kids

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Basic_Plots

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Being John Malkovich
Swiss Army Man
Rubber
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

>suicide squad
>the usual suspects

nice try

yes these are basic plots....?

did you know there are more than 1 type of narratives?

ssh, no need to feel butthurt

>lmao i was just baiting u xd
its okay to be ignorant user

>having an uneven # of quotation marks with your oversimplified """"criticism"""""""""

Strange Brew

Being John Malcovich

Being John Malcovich.

In every way, totally unique.

Swiss Army Man

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Stranger Than Fiction
An IRS auditor suddenly finds himself the subject of narration only he can hear: narration that begins to affect his entire life, from his work, to his love-interest, to his death.

A nice guy has just moved to New York and discovers that he must share his run-down apartment with a couple thousand singing, dancing cockroaches.

Most Bergman films

The Lego Movie

>enter the void
>the core
>cowboys and aliens (you said unique, not good)
>toy story
And my personal favorite choice
>slacker

the invention of lying

WHY CANT IT BE THE 90S AGAIN

Visitor Q
El Topo

What do I win?

The Avengers

Well played OP, well played.
The idiots are biting like crazy, I see.

The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain

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