It's a Truman eats his dandruff episode

>it's a Truman eats his dandruff episode

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>It's a Truman wakes up caked in his own semen and refuses to change his underwear episode

>it's a fucking idiot milking a thread because his postology skill is on par with the average facebook tourist episode

It's a Truman records himself shitting on the ground and it kinda gets him off episode,

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>It's a Truman picks the crust from his asshole and puts it in his bellybutton episode.

>it's a Truman's mom finds his his tranny porn episode

Man I can't believe they even allowed internet.

>it's a Truman's wife accidentally discovers his smegma collection episode

>It's a Trueman looks at himself in the mirror while jacking off episode

>It's a Trueman pretends to reload invisible guns in the washroom episode

>It's a newfags don't know Truman threads are supposed to be thinly veiled confession threads episode

>It's a Truman goes on his favorite clover discussion forum and bitches about quality threads instead of making any better threads episode

>It's a Truman sits on the computer all afternoon playing with his butthole while browsing various wikipedia articles

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi

>It's a Truman sometimes pays a slightly overweight and 15 years older than she says she is Vietnamese woman $100 to give him a happy ending massage because he just wants any woman other than his wife to touch his dick every once in a while episode

>The episode when Truman was drinking with Marlon and he tried to subtly bring up that time when they both sucked each other off at a sleepover when they were twelve

>it's a Truman goes out with some friends, drinks way too much and then remembers all the embarrassing shit he did a day later

jesus christ

>It's the Truman is unfulfilled in the bedroom so he cheats on his wife with mutual masturbation sessions with cam chat randos season

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi

> He reported being hot and sweaty wearing clothing after his ordeal, and for the first six months had difficulty carrying on conversations.

iktf

>it's a Truman gets addicted to smelling his own earwax

>it's a Truman smells his socks and feet thoroughly after a long day at work episode

>It's a Truman spends 2 hours trying to find his prostate with his fingers and a toothbrush.

Are these all things you guys do?

>It's a Truman gets his ass beat in a bar fight just because some guy spilled a few drops of his drink and he called him a bunch of racial slurs episode

>it's a user finds out all the Truman memes are confessions

>it's a Truman is up all night baneposting episode

>its a Truman almost marital rapes his wife in the basement but Marlon drops by with a six-pack at the right moment

>it's a truman rides his bicycle to the lake and sees a dead fish in the water which he grabs and puts on a bench episode

Why do Asians often lack empathy?

>it's a Truman discovers the remains of a secret technological civilization from millennia in the past and that he is in fact part of a dragon race that is battling a recurring and resurrecting God upon millennia

>It's a Truman waits for his nagging wife to go to bed before he furiously masturbates to the social media photos of all his exes and the memories of when they were all young and hot and he was the star of the team and he had so much potential and his future was bright and the making out under the stars in the back of his pickup truck and the high fives at school and the free stuff from all the people around the town because "that boy's goin' places" and not having a care in the world and he cums through his tears as he realizes he has to get up in the morning and go to his dead end job selling insurance and his hair line is receding and his gut is getting bigger and he just wants to escape and go back in time for one more shot just one more shot please god just give him one more shot he promises he'll do everything different things'll be different he swears he'll do it right this time and not fuck everything up and take it all for granted episode

Do you guys think that Simon will ever learn the truth?

>It's a Truman goes to the bathroom to pee but while he's peeing he feels like he has to poop but can't stop peeing so while he's pushing out the pee to try and sit down he's also pushing out the poop

>it's a Truman doesn't read shit on the internet that's longer than two lines episode

>it's a Truman purposely pisses everywhere but in the public toilet episode

>it's a Truman looks at his asshole in the bathroom mirror episode

>It's a Truman spends all night posting about how much he hates niggers and Jews on Cred Forums episode

>It's a Truman starts his day with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with 2 waffles instead of slices of bread episode.

Why do whites think they're the only legitimate people on the planet?

sounds tits

dude it wasnt blatant racism it was kind of a relevant question. someone posted this why do asians think that shits okay to do just for entertainment? thats so psychological torture type shit just for a laugh.

you know it.

>Its a truman throws a hammer at his wifes face after she tells him she's not going to make him any chicken tendies

>it's a Truman posts in this thread eoisode

It's a Truman faps to furry porn and cums in his own mouth episode

>it's a Truman can't greentext episode

>it's a Truman spends all morning telling himself that he's got plenty of time to do work later and all night telling himself it's too late and it's better to start next morning because then he'll be motivated to work all day

>it's a Truman stares blankly into the air for half an hour while having imaginary conversations in his head with people he barely knows in real life but who behave like they are his best friends in his mind

I think it's about time to cancel this show lads.

>It's a Trumans mom calls and asks him to help with something but he tells her he's too busy and hangs up and goes back to browsing the internet for the next 8 hours episode

>it's a Truman goes to use the bathroom at a friend's house, notices his friend's mother's D cup bra on the floor, and rubs the bra on his dick before cumming in the toilet episode

>it's a Truman's mom calls and he has to prepare himself for an hour before calling back so he won't start crying or shouting at her and she'll think he's OK

Nah, the Tulpa arc sucked. I'm sure it'll get better.

>it's a Truman wonders whether his back is fucked from sitting down all day or if they all curve like that

>why do asians think that shits okay to do just for entertainment? thats so psychological torture type shit just for a laugh.
right because white people haven't had dozens of reality shows of people eating insects, being stuck in close confinement with other cunts, putting random passerbys in awkward positions for a laugh, or assaulting them on the street and then saying "it's just a prank bro"

>it's a Truman finally gets his sleep schedule back to normal but then fucks it up by staying up all night memeposting because he has the next day off episode

that shit lasts like 5 minutes. its not continuous torture that goes on for months. however i see your point.

Nasubi sounded like he could literally die from malnutrition.u

He's probably lost years off his life.

>it's a Truman argues about whether whites or Asians are more fucked up episode

>it's a Truman wants to taste his own cum but as soon as he nuts he never goes through with it episode

This is fucked. How come it sounds totally hot when I'm horny, but after cumming it's discusting?

Oh well, that's what shot glasses are for.

*I'm talking about Truman, not me btw.

>it's a Truman washes his butthole past the point of cleanliness episode

>it's a Truman cums in his own mouth and immediately regrets it
I'll never understand it, why does he keep doing it?

>it's a Truman, now fully addicted to alcohol and opiates, beats off on autopilot to porn all day long until his dick bleeds, and then falls out of his chair unconscious to wake up with crippling withdrawals just to do it all again episode

>it's a Truman lies on his stomach, shits out a huge log and cums buckets the moment it touches his dick episode.

That episode was the shark jump for me

>it's a Truman reloads real guns at his desk while shitposting on his favorite Mongolian tunnel digging forum

>It's a Truman gets banned for 3 days because he misses Brendanposting and makes a thread that gets 3 posts and is saged immediately episode

>it's a Truman falls greater into the depths of psychosis episode

>it's a Truman's wife wakes up in the middle of the night and starts yelling like in a telenovela about feelings and shit but Truman just wants to go to sleep episode.

>it's a truman should have been a work an hour ago but he procrastinated on Cred Forums for too long episode
I'm really surprised they let him on the net, let alone Cred Forums. What if he sees these threads?

>It's a Truman get's snug under a blanket while watching Luke Cage and playing his 3DS episode

This newest season is honestly comfy as fuck

It's fine, he shitposts in these threads all the time. I think the idea is that by posting here, he convinces himself that there's no way he's actually being watched
Kinda meta when you think about it

What's Truman playing user? I missed last episode

>It's a Truman goes through his usual comfy day of watching youtube and twitch, shitposting on Cred Forums, maybe exercising, watching a film or reading a book and goes to bed but is suddenly hit by all the months of social isolation and loneliness and depression and not going anywhere in his life and realizing everyone had left him behind in this world already and he's probably going to die alone episode

>that episode where Truman finally embraced his flaws and become more power than normies could ever imagine

I must've missed that.

Which cut are you watching? In mine he dies alone in the end.

Yokai Watch for maximum comf

>It's a Truman records himself jerking off in the bathtub to see how big his dick would look from a camera perspective but watching it turns him on and he almost ejaculates to himself but stops just in time to change it to 3-D videogame porn

Holy shit

Id do this desu

>episode

>it's a Truman starts talking to himself so he won't forget how to talk episode

Truman should just crop out his head and upload it anonymously to pornhub. The likes/comments will give him a free confidence boost.

>it's a Truman finally gets his shit together, stop being a NEET, is in the bus, sees a cute actress, cute actress flirts with him, so he gets nervous and do nothing while she is blatantly staring at him and flirting and this keeps happening for two weeks, each time the actress sees Truman she gets closer and closer to him, then in the day Truman finally work up the courage to talk with her, she's gone episode

>It's a Truman starts taking his IOP therapy sessions seriously and his medication is starting to improve his mood and confidence. He feels like hes breaking through the shackles of his former, loathsome self and is about to embark on a journey that will shape the rest of his life.

episode

Isn't this when he started taking adderrall?

Truman needs to listen to music instead or he will make this a habit.
People are freaked out by people who talk to themselves.

>it's a Truman gets rejected by the most attractive woman in the Trumanverse who teases him and mocks him for ever thinking he was on her level and he goes home and just let's it blow off is back for a while but months later he still thinks of her out there in the city living her life still believing she got the last laugh at his expense because he had the audacity to try to speak to her and he finally just finds her on facebook and sees she works at a hardware store and e parks his car outside until closing hours, nervously sitting there in disbelief that he's really doing this and watches her finally leave and get in her car, and he drives away feeling like a lunatic and doesn't do anything for a few weeks, then one night the indignant rage swells up again and he sits out and watches her and this time he follows her car to her house and just keeps driving feeling like he really has a problem and needs to stop, and he goes home and decides enough is enough and he's not doing that shit again just let it go, but finally he thinks one more time about how arrogant she acted, as if she were some God above a peasant like him, and he goes to her house with a hacksaw at night and breaks in, then yanks her out of her bed by her hair and starts sawing apart her face while screaming about how pretty she'll look now, gouging out one eye but leaving the other so she can still see her monstrous deformed face int he mirror when he's done and saws off one of her breasts as well after hacking her face apart and then leaves and breaks the saw into a million pieces and drops it in the ocean then goes home and feels oddly relieved, like he can live his life again episode
>the next episode the girl has moved out of the house and disappeared because the terrorized actress playing the girl quit the show but gets nothing because in her contract she waived any right to sue over physical harm done by Truman because no one suspected he'd ever hurt a fly

>its a Trumans sister wants him to paint a couple of rooms in her house, and gives him the money to buy supplys with, but he gets two large bottles of vokda instead episode.

That was almost experimental.

>it's a Truman spends his teenage years coming up with more and more elaborate ways to stimulate himself while jerking off which culminates in sticking a balloon on an electric pump up his ass and lightly inflating and deflating it inside to give himself an instant prostate orgasm that shoots his jizz all the way against the far wall and then has to take panic steps disposing of the shitty balloon so his parents won't find it by washing it for and hour and cutting it to pieces but he forgets to put away the pump and his mom asks him why it was out and he quickly tries to say he was trying to fill a bike tire which satisfies her enough as an answer episode
>it's a later in the series he keeps pushing the expansion of the balloons further and further for more and more extreme orgasmic stimulation until one day the balloon pops inside his ass and the air farts out of him in a huge painful burst and blood does as well and he is terrified trying to dig the broken balloon bits out of his rectum with his fingers desperately clawing inside himself to avoid a trip to the hospital to ruin his life and he doesn't tell anyone for a few days and nothing bad seems to happen but he swears he's never putting shit up there ever again but within a month he's back at it with a thicker balloon type

Great story arc.

riddle me this user, I'm one of these threads but not the others. can you tell which one?

>eats his dandruff episode
I thought I was the only one who ate his own dandruff.

>After they unblindfolded him, he found himself in South Korea where he was shown around town and taken to another apartment. He was once again asked to take off his clothes and challenged to enter sweepstakes, this time to win enough money to get back home.

That is some next-level bantz

>Upon reaching his goal, he was clothed and blindfolded and taken to a surprise location. Nasubi happily went along believing he was going to get a special prize for his year of hard work. After they unblindfolded him, he found himself in South Korea where he was shown around town and taken to another apartment. He was once again asked to take off his clothes and challenged to enter sweepstakes, this time to win enough money to get back home. When he had won enough to return to Japan he was blindfolded, clothed and taken to another apartment in Japan. When he was unblindfolded, he looked around, sighed, and took all of his clothes off. At which point the walls of the apartment fell away to reveal that he was in a TV studio with a huge live audience. He couldn't understand it because he thought the show had not yet been broadcast.
Jap game shows are on a league of their own.
It surprises me that they still haven't made Battle Royale for real

the actors on the truman show are obviously unionized and there would be safety procedures. sorry

>it's a truman faps for 18 hours straight episode, taking breaks only to snort more adderall, and when he ran out of lubricants, so he had to make a run to the dollar store at 7 in the morning reeking of sweat, hand lotion, and shame, to buy more
I heard the brand of hand lotion he bought experience a 7000% increase in sales after that episode aired though

>the actors on the truman show are obviously unionized

Obviously not since random people manage to get into Trumanville as extras and try to get his attention. At best only the people closest to him are SAG actors, the rest are just cheap hires to fill out the city.

Is that a recap of Kaiji I missed jesus christ.

Any other country and this would be considered a human rights violation. How does Japan keep getting away with this

There would still be safety procedures in place for the benefit on the SAG actors.

>it's a Truman's best friend shows up at the girl's house with a 6-pack as he's sawing into her face episode
>"I saw your car parked outside and figured you two must've buried the old hatchet"

>But in actuality he was on livestream video with the highlights re-broadcast each week complete with cartoon sound effects making fun of everything he did, especially his sadness and frustration.

This is the part that gets me. I feel for the guy.

>I thought I was the only one who ate his own dandruff.

Literally everyone does it. Those who say they don't are lying.

Random girls Truman develops a crush on aren't union.

I feel like those Hostel type movies where some secret society in the ass end of nowhere eastern yurop has shit like this going on for those with enough money are getting more and more plausible. Not in any kind of a specific sense, just in a general overview of human behaviour and in observing the weird shit we like to do to each other like that, it starts to seem unlikely that someone wouldn't be running that kind of thing somewhere.

yes yes I'm sure that all the security officials in place to ensure the safety of the actors would just let truman murder a lady who is obviously a cast member if she lives permanently in the town

>it's a Truman gets fucked up on ambien and nicks his ballsack trying to shave it with an electric razor and spends the next day worrying that it's going to be infected and have to be amputated episode

Why not? It's for the show.

> security officials in place to ensure the safety of the actors
What makes you think this exists based on information presented in the film?

LMMFAO!

he's weeping and falls to his knees and all you hear is *BOINK - wamp wamp wamp*

>starting to think
where do you think they got the idea? i mean not only is it plausible today but you gotta remember theres been tons of civilizations before the one we've got now and there was absolutely no human rights back then either. something similar has very likely happened and will happen again.

>Why do whites think they're the only legitimate people on the planet?
Simple observation of reality

>Isn't this when he started taking adderrall?
Oh man, you've got to see the later seasons.
>Truman begins to feel that the power boost, confidence gain, and reduced empathy for others he gets from his daily adderall dosage could be used for more than simply doing well in school and work.... it can be used for much more.
>Truman begins to take great delight in hatching schemes upon schemes to turn his coworkers against each other, gaslight his siblings mental disorders, encourage his friends to engage in reckless behavior, and all sorts of other depraved shit

It's a great character arc, because his Adderall induced behavioral patterns of brutally taking advantage of others catch up to him hard, when he's abandoned by literally everyone in his life.

I'm hoping Truman gets a redemption character arc soon. The current plotline where no one wants to be remotely associated with him is beginning to get stale.

>Nasubi reports that he is grateful for his experience and that the producer apologized to him. The producer, Toshio Tsuchiya, says he has no regrets and did not apologize

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>It's a Truman only bonds well with women he later finds out are in relationships and then gets frustrated

God I thought the part where ended up eating rabbit shit thinking it was a raisin was bad enough. Poor guy

>that shit lasts like 5 minutes. its not continuous torture that goes on for months.

>He's probably lost years off his life.

lol

My friend's coworker was on Top Chef Canada. Extremely long days and very little sleep. He didn't even make it halfway through but he was still completely burnt out.

the top chef guy discovered he cant handle the pressure. the blonde in the bachelor died which is good cuz her face was atrocious. and the two guys in fear factor won.

sounds like a happy ending to me.

The real kicker is that they're all accredited chefs.

These aren't a bunch of amateurs and fuckups like Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef literally brings in the best of the best to compete with others in their class and be judged for every shortcoming, even those out of their control.

Imagine being that talented and hard-working, only to be told to fuck off on national television.

Nasubi guy also won. What's your point?

Didn't really think that post through, did you?

actually no im not taking this nearly as seriously as you are.

>It's a Truman shitposts all day and is reading a Truman thread and keeps kekking internally about how pathetic the guys are but keeps thinking about how those guys got to where they are

Not him, but you can't compare anything to what that guy has been through

Sure you're not.

Pretty sure death and a flesheating disease tops a mild mindfuck that he seemed to walk away from just fine.

but those are all special cases. the shit done to the nip was like the shows modus operandi. thats what they did on a regular basis. they systematically fucked with people and made fun of when they cracked. those people in the u.s. were special cases.

That show's idea was fucked u[ at its basis.
>Bachelor
Think about what kind of girls would even agree to go on such a shitty show

>The other one
A terrible idea, but the guys knew what they were getting into.
Nobody forced them or tricked them into doing so.

>mild mindfuck
Jesus Christ, they guy was literally as exposed as he could be (physically and mentally) for a whole year on TV only for a whole country to mock him.
Not to mention him having no connection with the world.
They got lucky with that one, but that could fucking traumatize someone hard.

Maybe Americans are just easily traumatized then. All of the other Japanese cases walked away from their experiences feeling like they gained something. Maybe America should have a nuke or two dropped on it so its people can gain some fucking perspective.

>it's a Truman drops a solid deuce in the shower then mashes it up with his big toes episode

well i mean it doesnt take a detective to figure out this country has its head up its ass and is totally spoiled. easy living makes for a weak constitution.

Maybe Japs are just inhuman robots
I'm not even American btw

>It's an unemployed Truman spends all day playing video games and masturbating then when he goes to bed he feels guilt about not having accomplished anything so he promises himself that tomorrow is the day that he turns his life around, the day he applies for new jobs, the day he starts exercising, the day he starts to eat well, the day he starts to write that book he's been kicking around his head, the day he starts to meet new people, and the day he works up the nerve to say hi to that cute girl on the bus for real this time episode

Truman can't make changes like that buddy
You gotta start small, maybe start looking for Jobs or start working on your resume.
Smile at the girl before saying hi.
Go out for a run or just do a couple push ups.

>it's a two sets of cute twins have to choose which of them will chug the donkey cum and which will drink the donkey piss episode

ill take the piss for a thousand alex

iktf

Only if your sister really loves you.

I'd go with cum honestly.

Most humans wouldn't even drink human piss, let alone donkey piss, but shit tonnes of humans love human cum. I don't see why it'd somehow be less weird drinking donkey piss when it's way weirder to drink human piss than human cum already. If anything drinking donkey piss is like two layers of fetish instead of one.

youre right. and piss is total waste whereas cum is meant to create life. its all proteins and shit.

HOWEVER .. its cum. i mean its donkey cum which is better than man cum but its still cum. i dont even wanna find out what the texture of a mules cum is.

I dunno dude donkey cum is at most bestiality but donkey piss is an amalgamation of bestiality and watersports, disregarding nutritional benefit like you mentioned. From a purely empirical standpoint it should be less weird for the cum since it's only one level of perversion instead of two.

I'd imagine ass cum as being a thicker and sludgier version of our own given that they wouldn't be as hydrated I'd think. It'd certainly be harder going down than the piss.

yeah but theres a cum stigma. i dont know how to describe it but theres definitely a cum stigma. at least imo.

youre not gonna sell me on the cum.

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>it's a Truman views all the photos of the party he wasn't invited to on Facebook and cries himself to sleep episode

Japan is weird

That's because you're a dude so it's also gay, so it's gay bestiality.

But piss is then gay bestiality watersports.

I dunno dude sounds like you should really just chug the cum.

>it's a Truman spends life-minutes analyzing the perverse imlications of drinking a donkey's cum or piss on an Indo-Chinese flash animation still storybooks board

Why would piss be gay? Cum is exclusively male, while piss could be male or female. As it's a "universal" fluid, drinking it from a container instead of straight from the source would remove all hetero- or homo- aspects piss could have.

Assuming they got the piss and cum from the same animal then it's male donkey piss.

You have a point, but there's no reason to assume that to be the case.

piss is still piss and cum is still cum.

id let a dude piss on me for anything more than 5 thousand bucks. i would NOT let a dude cum on me for 5 thousand bucks.

But then you're just tied at gay bestiality and bestiality watersports. If you factor in nutrition of the cum then it really tips it in that direction.

That's just silly, the piss is gonna last much longer and be messier whereas cum is just a splatter somewhere then done. The volume of piss you're gonna get covered in compared to the jizz isn't even comparable.

>Truman threads are all "subtle" confessions made by misaligned, anti-social robots.
>You "know that feel"

What? You know how it feels to grab a dead fish and lightly place it on top an unoccupied park bench? Literally ForWhatPurpose?

I've been there, man

>You would think that after Nasubi, producers would know when to pull the plug. That is not the case. There was Denpa Shōnen teki Mujinto Dasshutsu, where two people are put on a deserted island and the only way to survive is by building a raft to Japan. Then there was Denpa Shōnen teki Africa Europa Tairiku Odan Hitchhike no tabi, where participants were forced to hitchhike from South Africa to Norway. The contestant would end up nearly dying from dehydration. Denpa Shōnen teki Pennant Race, was the final show before the series was cancelled. The contestants would be confied to a single room with a TV that showed baseball fans team’s baseball games. Their faces would also be hidden from public view. If their team won, they got to eat dinner and a small part of their face would be revealed to the audience. If their team lost, tehy would get no food and the lights would be turned off, leaving them in darkness until the next day’s game. If the contestant’s favorite team went on a win streak, then the participants would receive better food and gain more public exposure. A losing streak would mean contestants would go weeks without food or light. at the end of the season, the contestant would win the overall prize depending upon on how well their team placed.