"Sir, we've encountered a slight snag in the new Dracula project..."

>"Sir, we've encountered a slight snag in the new Dracula project..."
>"Don't bore me with the details. Out with it!"
>"It's the lead sir... Bela Lugosi..."
>"Great man! Great actor! Well what's the problem? He's not back on the powder is he?"
>"No sir... it's... well... he's been dead since 1956, sir..."
>"1956? You don't say. Well that is a problem! You can't have Dracula without the Dracula, now can you? What are we gonna do?"
>"Sir... I think I may have an idea..."

you're not funny

Yeah well, her snaggletooth is cute and besides, with a rack like hers who cares about anything else

Best tits consistently over the last decade

who cares. her tits are the perfect size

more like snuggletooth

i think shes super hot
btw im a mexican

>That's very funny user! You're such a smart guy! Actually, I wouldn't mind playing a horror monster, I've never played one before. Maybe I could be the bride of Frankenstein and you could be Frankenstein?

ba-ba boom

what did she do to herself

what do you mean

It's the same thing as literally every other aging female actress. The wrinkles and shit get too hard to hide so they have to cake on an inch of makeup.

must have been tough being replaced by Natalie Dormer

she looks like she had intensive facial reconstruction surgery after a bear attack

She's just older.

the issue isnt her getting older, its what she did to pretend that she isnt

>implying Kiki biting my neck wouldn't be immensely pleasurable

Had to google a Bela Lugosi but had a great laugh afterwards

Fag

All jokes aside, you think she's ever been Blacked?

funny, i googled kristen durst