So user, what is this movie idea you wanted to pitch to us?

Adam Sandler falls in love with a girl but then he finds out she's a golden retriever

Guy was forced by his parents to take a pill daily since he was a child but he never knew what it was for. Otherwise normal life. His parents die and he runs out of the pills. It will be revealed what the effect of the pill was all along. Its a horror movie.

White male with black female love interest trying to defend themselves from negroids and western white woman.

It's a comedy-- BUT GET THIS: it's actually funny!

Yeah! Bet you haven't seen one of those in forever.

An epic Hernan Cortes biopic
Tenochtitlan on a grand scale
Very bloody

What about Ghostbusters(2016)? Gotcha fucker.

>It will be revealed what the effect of the pill was all along
go on....

i want to make a movie about nothing

Adam Sandler and Norm MacDonald star in a dramedy about two old comedians, one of whom is a family man making crappy flicks, the other a depressed lonely intellectual and gambler with a penchant for xanax.

I want to see this

I-it's basically a Blue Lagoon remake but it stars me and Camren Bicondova

we remake an old film, chuck in some progressive values and sell it to the Chinese BUT we dont use any asians leads

It's a WW2 movie where the nazis are the good guys

Idris Elba as traditionally white character.

kanye west as andy warhol
kanye west as davinci
kanye west as a canoe
kanye west

go to bed gene

Adam Sandler is stranded on an island and falls in love with a coconut

Idris Elba as a white character, with his skin lightened.

A 10/10 woman falls for a 2/10 Jewish man

Footage of a guys ass for 90 minutes. I call the move "ASS".

Sounds cheeky

Home Alone....
With a dog instead of a kid.

She's monster from another dimension
Saya no Uta movie when?

Ladies and gentlemen, I propose that we fund Pixar with 500m so that they make a Gundam movie in cooperation with some Japanese Anime studios so this doesnt result in a pg13 shit fest.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

A mentally retarded alcoholic Jewish boy and his cancer-ridden puppy try to survive during the Holocaust. Idris Elba plays the boy

>Kanoe West
Fund it.

My movie ideas:
>Jewish person is frightened by his own shadow as it follows him in a Nosferatu like manner
>A Mime suddenly realizes they are the only one who can speak as he wakes up one day to discover everyone else can't speak, called "The Mute Epidemic"

Ghostbusters with an all male cast except the secretary.

A remake of 28 Days Later with an all Down Syndrome cast called 28 Chromosomes Later

8 unknown characters, apparently friends, get into a shootout in an abandoned warehouse for no apparent reason

Then the rest of the film is a pre vietnam deer hunter type deal with comfy group activities like hunting and getting wasted(obviously before the shootout), no explanation is given for the shootout and the film ends with our friends driving off into the sunset to happy music

7/10

How about a remake of American Psycho with an all Downs cast?

Clear out your desk.

How about dutch eastenders?

youtube.com/watch?v=2Qh3x39WV4I

>entire cast and crew including extras have downs

I sorta gotcha senpai.

Neo Ned.

What about you eat this cheesburger you fat dorito munching scrotum bag of faeces? *shoves cheeseburgers in your mouth* its better that way, shuted, now you do not dare criticize my motherfucking film you heard me? You motherfucker *shoots at the ceiling*. get down everyone *shoots* pass the money *down x l* *summons machine gun* bitch *shoots everyone*

*two out of six stars wanted*
*runs to the door*
Hey open the door man i have a order for Slavó. He is the biggest drug dealer in Czech Republic.
*its actually the police*
*oh shit*
*busted*
*press start button and resets*
*I fly like paper starts playing*

MEMES: The Movie
Starring Reddit, whatcha think?

I want to write a historically accurate biopic of Osama Bin Laden, including his US backed war with the Soviets in the 80s.

7-8/10 Jewish man here, can't get chicks for shit

"A life without electronics"

A fat autistic manchild who is addicted to the internet has to trek on a long journey after the earth loses all of its power, causing him to be unable to browse reddit.

not that guy, but it would be cool if after death of parents he found paper that say "We were protecting you from seeing REAL word", and slowly world around main hero will become more and more grotesque and scary in spooky way.In the end he kills himself

final plot twist
whole story was told from unreliable narrator, his parents were just giving him antidepressants to "keep him happy"

Meta film about friends-comedians who lost interest in everything
starring Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Louis C.K.

>I want to remake Stephen King's It
>T-They're already doing that
>Mine is different.
>How so?
>Full. Penetration.

>whole movie will be just set up for this one hour long scene, also we need to star real kids to make it more authentic, don't worry I already have kids and eqiepment in my basement

I want one trillion dollars to tell in 45 movies the complete Horus Heresy.
One movie every 6 months. Crew working 24/7/365. The best of the best.

Seven hours of a man looking depressed and no one can understand why

We make some shitty drama about mexicans, and in trailer we tell that people can't trooly expirience this movie unless they eat taco at sertain moment of the movie.So we spend all marketing money on smallest, cheapest tacos for every person who buys ticket(raise ticket price if isn't enough)
I think people will be intrigued, also semi-free taco

Documentary about raisins

nevermind
youtube.com/watch?v=VC1RkOwC3IQ

>Christina Hendericks
>Ariel Winter
>full penetration scenes
Thats as far as I've gotten

>A Talking Crocodile?!

Sequel to a talking cat?! Set 5 years after the original, an Australian bank-robber in America accidentally stumbles across an alligator in Florida. Stricken with fight or flight, the Australian boldly attacks but is swallowed whole.
As he is slowly being digested by the alligator's stomach acids, he finds the outside can hear his shouts and begins a series of existential conversations with passer-bys that always inevitably end with the passer-by being eaten and chewed alive forcing the Australian to constantly deal with chewed up bloody body parts entering his fleshy tomb.

starring
>David Spade as the Australian
>Denzel Washington as the PI hired by the Australian's e-wife to find his whereabouts
>Judy Greer as the ex-wife
>Shia LeBoeuf as the rookie cop looking to make a name for himself by finding the Australian
>Kate Beckinsale as the alligator specialist who keeps having to explain that alligators and crocodiles are different
>Rihanna as the soul-singer who arranges a vigil for the string of alligator attacks

lyl

i'm stealing this
thanks

My idea is a live action Superman movie done in the style of the Max Fleischer cartoons. Lex Luthor uses logic to convince Superman that the way to do the greatest good for humanity is to use his super-strength to power a gigantic electric dynamo. Lex Luthor uses the electricity to transform Metropolis into a retrofuturistic "City of Tomorrow" with powered walkways, monorails, glass domes, and robot servants. The people of Metropolis wear spandex jumpsuits and metal caps that have light bulbs screwed on top (like Duck Dodgers) that give them enhanced intelligence. But all is not well in Metropolis. Lex Luthor and his team of egghead scientists have a monopoly on power and begin micromanaging the lives of the common people of Metropolis. Louis Lane becomes fed up with life in the "City of Tomorrow" and goes on a quest to locate the secret whereabouts of Superman.

Superman's chamber is dark and dusty. He is all alone without even guards present. He is spinning so fast that Louis Lane can only detect a faint blue and red blur in his enormous "hamster wheel." She tries to yell, but the furious whirring drowns out her voice. She walks up to within an inch of the machine, any closer and she would be sucked in. Dramatic music plays and suddenly, the blue and red blur materializes in an instant. Superman steps out of the machine and embraces Louis Lane.

The kiss lasts only for a moment, however, because no sooner does Superman step out of the machine than the whole of Metropolis is thrown into chaos. Without electricity, all the technology of the City of Tomorrow malfunctions at once. Powered walkways explode. Levitating skyscrapers begin to collapse. Monorail trains derail and begin falling to the ground hundreds of feet below. Superman takes off in a flash and races from one disaster to the next, saving all the people of Metropolis. Lex Luthor's schemes fall to pieces, and the city returns to a humbler way of life.

fuck off

I don't think that his idea is great, but why are you so rude

fuck off

I don't think his post is great, but why are you so rude

Instant classic.

it's pasta
and not even decent pasta

sounds like a real tearjerker

A very masturbatory film about Viktor Tsoi's rise to stardom that will end with his tragic death but also a man going to a wall and writing the phrase "Ceгoдня пoгиб Bиктop Цoй".A timelapse shows the creation of the Tsoi wall.
P.S. the man who writes this will be my director cameo.

It's called Horse Ninja

Uh so like Adam Sandler is some witty deadbeat who was seperated from his child during her birth due to relationship issues and he sets out to find her only to find out he was his child all along

Go on...

The Japanese government commissions an American pornography company to create films in Japan, in an effort to boost sagging birth rates, hoping that American production values will spark a change in sexuality.

There's a mixup at the arrival gate of the Tokyo airport, and a men's softball team (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jonah Hill, David Spade, Seth Rogan, Ken Jeong, and others) are presumed to be the great American porn actors.

body swapping movie but with a sexy gal and an ugly guy swapping bodies

It's called Horse Ninja

aliens invade prehistoric earth
cavemen beat them

There's about a 70% chance of this exact movie being pitched or produced in the next five years.

Its set in vietnam but instead of sounds there is just "it ain't me" played in an endless loop

A Batman movie set in 1939, with the original costume, purple gloves and all.

Why am I 13 feet tall? Am I the emperor?

tell me about horse ninja why does he wear the mask

>pride and prejudice and zombies and aliens and ed gein and monster trucks and a roller coaster

baby tapir has a radical day while he prepares for the upcoming skateboard competition

A black pansexual and a hispanic transgender person are in the holocaust, escape, and then are kidnapped and put in black slavery camps in 1880s America.

Fund it

user, I'm gonna greenlight this -- but only on the condition that it's live-action.

>A lowly accountat falls in love with the estranged daughter of a small-time mobster, and decides to compete against her father in a karaoke competition, with tragic results
>A gay porn star seeking to break into mainstream acting becomes an unlikely hero when Hollywood is seized by a sect of vengeful Kazakhstani commandos bent on turning the world into a giant taco
>A man born with two penises races against time to evade a shadowy organization that wants to turn one of his members into a bomb to kill a political candidate
>A serial rapist is backed against the wall when one of his victims locates him and demands to become his apprentice, while a tough-as-nails police detective is hot on their trails
>A madman is destroying the world's supply of chairs, and it rests on the shoulders of the closeted homesexual President of the United States and his estranged lover, a reformed chairosexual anarchist, to stop him
>A group of introverted teenagers attend a party hoping to lose their virginities, unaware a local cult is targeting them for virgin sacrifices to revive an ancient sex deity
>A male-to-female transexual is left with only one breast after a surgery gone wrong, and embarks on a road trip to Mexico with her best friend to become whole, which puts them on the crosshairs of a single dad training a ragtag bunch of misfit Little League baseball players for the big game, a bumbling FBI agent investigating trafficking of body parts, and a deranged scientist trying to create a modern-day Frankenstein
>Short on money, Jeff Goldblum agrees to star in a low-budget remake of Jurassic Park playing everyone, including the dinosaurs
>The plot of "MacBeth" unfolds through the eyes of a group of amnesiac crewmen of a malfunctioning spaceship drifting through Space
cont

It's called 'My big fat greek barmitzwah' starring eddie murphy

Udder Insanity

>Parallel dimensions begin collapsing into eachother due to an ancient multiversal alignment, and only a young woman harboring ancient cosmic powers can save creation. She is rescued by a gruff hero-for-hire, who must protect her from his doppelganger from another universe, a dangerous assassin hired by a shadowy organization to ensure the end of the world
>A young man raised by sentient falcons is deployed to sabotage a nuclear submarine, but things go haywire when its crew stumbles upon a society of humanoid amphibians created by the radiation of a forgotten meteor sunken in the pacific ocean, and the Falcon spy falls in love with their princess.
>A young reporter joins forces with a renegade priest to uncover a secret code in "Oliver Twist" that leads to a secret treasure build in a maze-like underground city beneath Paris, which also harbors the only weapon that can destroy a monster that roams the sewers and targets the innocent. In their way stands the President of France, who covets the treasure to fund his experimental hair transplant surgery.
>A young man named Gaylord Faggotstein by his abusive father as a mean-spirited joke sets to become the town's casanova, but soon begins campaigning for the plight of a secret community of homosexual sentient bears that live in the woods, putting him at odds with his conservative brother and the entire community.
>The crew of a spaceship on an dangerous voyage to Space to establish first contact with extraterrestrial lifeforms is targeted by a serial killer known as "Rocket Man", who murders people with a space axe, which is a regular axe, but used in space.

Idris Elba stars as a middle aged white jewish woman in ww2 and get this right?
The nazis have dinosaurs.

Don't joke about that. The fact that that is not real is a tragedy.

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Now

>Louis Lane
Very progressive, I like it.

sudoku

with a gun

its about 4 guys and a token girl sitting at a table asking for movie ideas to steal but are actually models.

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Soft reboot of Escape from New York with Snake Plissken portrayed by Emily Blunt or Charlize Theron

This will be the first installment of the "Escape" Cinematic Universe.

Get the FUCK OUT of my office.

Three words: Bible cinematic universe.

>>A serial rapist is backed against the wall when one of his victims locates him and demands to become his apprentice, while a tough-as-nails police detective is hot on their trails

would watch

>Christina Hendricks plays a strict no-nonsense nazi SS officer in a concentration camp
>Alison Brie plays the innocent newly-arrived jewish prisoner
>Hendricks takes an interest to her, and start to develop feelings for her
>First half of the movie is mostly a drama/romance with Hendricks going crazy over her degenerate wrong feelings and having immense sexual tension with Brie
>She accepts her feelings and decides to escape with her to some cozy place away from the war
>then it becomes a "The Great Escape" affair, with Hendricks helping jewish prisoners in their plan
>just before the actual escape Hendricks and Brie have the greatest lesbian sex scene in movie history, guest directed by David Lynch
>the climax is full action, explosions, shooting, chase scene, people dying, all the good stuff
>Hendricks gets shot in the escape, moments before they manage to leave in a stolen vehicle
>Brie is crying and telling her that'll it all be fine, Hendricks gives her last passion-filled words
>fades to black and cuts to 2 years later
>Hendricks actually survived, they escaped to a safe cottage in the woods somewhere
>movie ends as they start to kiss, and the credits roll over a 7-minute uncut scene where both actress passionetly make out, naked

I'll take that money in cash

Okay, so...I had this idea. I was watching Mechanic:Resurrection and had this idea ....how about a remake of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? I mean the 1947 classic. This one stars Jason Statham as Walter Mitty's alter ego. You get some small, unassuming guy, I mean actor, to play Walter MItty ...a scrawny guy, but a good actor the audience will like, and when he's having a bad day or is dozing off in a meeting, we, I mean you... I mean the director, anyway replaces him with Jason Statham, except in glasses and a bad fitting suit ...like a wolfman, you know? The guy monsters out into Jason Statham, get it? Then he starts beating the shit out of people around him.

It'll be hilarious. Guy doesn't like his coworkers? Statham beats the shit out of them. Doesn't like his boss? Statham beats the shit out of him. Of course, Mitty is imagining all of this. Nobody's getting hurt. THEN....Mitty by chance meets the REAL Jason Statham at the airport....

this desu

youtube.com/watch?v=-iy32uLW9cc

Take my money

HHNNNGGG!!!!!

I'll fund this, but only if Daisy Ridley is in every prison scene with her hands tied up above her head with her prison uniform without sleeves.

It's like tinder, but for people who wants to...

Wait... Sorry, wrong meeting

Movies are shit. Kills yourselves.

James Franco plays a turn of the century physician who specializes in treating "female hysteria" along with his partner Seth Rogen and their lesbian midwife/nurse played by Christina Hendricks.

Franco finds himself disillusioned by his medical practice and seeks to do something more meaningful with his life, but just before he makes a life changing decision a french inventor played by Sacha Baron Cohen comes along with his mechanical vibrator and looks to put Franco and company out of business for good. Hilarity ensues and everyone learns a valuable lesson about health and human relationships.

MAKE RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!

Like Gran Torino and Taxi Driver, only starting a Korean shop owner who was a 'Nam vet that got citizenship
Dindus and chicanos are fucking with his store, his family, and his city, so he unleashes the 2nd amendment on their shit colored asses.

>casting an asian lead in a non-kung fu movie.

Exactly. Not only will it piss off BLMers and Illegals, it will be based for Asian Americans.

I would watch the fuck out of this.

Hell Boy 3

This one I like this idea
funding should be started immediately
I'm sure there are tons of studios that would for these rights

>Pride and Prejudice with and without zombies

>studio meeting
>no hook noses

Lol, what alternate reality is this?

I mean, wouldn't that really frustrate audiences?

....would watch.

I never got into the tabletop or even the RTS's, but I spent a semester reading the entire wiki during class (it was boring and easy.)

I'm honestly surprised that shit hasn't been mined. Its an awesome, semi-plausible (minus the demons and aliens) look at humanity's future.

It stars me smelling January Jones' feet while she reads John Galt's speech.