Is this food kino?

is this food kino?

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I prefer that one show

Naw thats Cupcake Wars.

FUCK AARON SANCHEZ

that's p good but chopped is goat

i'm a purist.

Why do I hate her?

We all do.

>ywn cook under the clock for her
why live

turned to shit when they invited kids to the competition

>ugly
>is a bitch
>bad opinions
nobody likes her

is this food kino?

my second fave show. after i marathoned chopped on Netflix I started that on hulu

i was on this show

Did you win

no

i actually think shes pretty cute t.b.q.h.

what ep my man and is Ted as nice as he seems

chopped is awesome

No he was actually really rude and snobbish. After I was eliminated he scoffed at my dish and literally threw some of it on the ground off camera.

Maybe you shouldn't suck so damn bad
What'd you make?
I've always wanted to be on Chopped as I've been in the restaurant industry for years now, but there's NOTHING I hate more than dishes having to be more visually appealing than actually tasting good
I've seen so many fucking episodes where someone clearly makes a better dish but loses because this fucker put his lettuce facing up instead of flat down

Name one episode where that happens. I'll literally wait.

Show used to be good until they started pandering to chef's that had "sad stories"

>pic related beat chefs that worked in Michelin star restaurants and James Beard award winners because she wanted her daughter to see her mom in Cambodia

what season did that start? im bummed there's not a lot on netflix/hulu

Japanese Iron Chef was food kino

>was it kino
>was it autism
>kys
>cringe
>was it kno
>faggot
>cuck cuck cuck
>was it kino
>was
>it
>kino
>autism the post
>cuck
>kys
>edgy
>cringe

>contestant gets chopped after giving a sob story about how their child has cancer and they need the money

I love when the sob story loses

Pro tip: don't watch these food network cooking shows in High-definition

Those pig judges talk with crud all over their teeth and mouths. They don't even bother wiping their filthy traps or even doing a little rinse with water before talking

It's fucking disgusting. I never put my glasses on if I watch

>contestant: i'm so happy to be here, my mom died yesterday, i'm doing this for her. *crying* my mom taught me how to cook and i hope today i can do her proud!
>ted: chefs please open your boxes
>today we have
>lentils
>orzo pasta
>egg plant
>a box of staples
>and finally
>3 pints of gasoline
>aaron sanchez: aw man i love staples! i melt them into my poblano roasted quesadillas!
>alex: oh my god that too much butter

kek

I like Cut Throat Kitchen more because there are more seasons on Netflix

>that episode when the jew kid won

Infuriated me tbqh

Episode #?

mfw the women gets the brute of all the auctions

>2 guys get into bid war
>girl pipes up with a bid
>she gets hit with the sabotage

Classic

>person gets caught in the pantry
>based alton takes something important
makes me hard

There is only one true food kino.

This. That fat potato-faced beaner.

Him and the angry little ginger judge. With the scraggly beard. I don't remember his name, but he was a cunt.

> go on show
> first round
> time starts
> take out onion
> don't even peel or cut it
> press it on grill with bare hands
> keep pressing while judges watch, confused
> keep pressing
> it turns black
> keep pressing
> beyond saving
> keep pressing
> time runs out
> keep pressing
> make them eat it

LOL

>It's another every contestant is vying for sympathy episode

How to win:

Have the biggest sob story

By the way you type I know you're a girl

Do you want to go out with me?

Please respond.

thank you for letting me know chopped was on netflix

god bless ya senpai

>youtube.com/watch?v=JEzE3L-NKL4
Replace dancing with food and it's every Chopped ever. That said, the fun of the show comes from looking at the ingredients and thinking of what you yourself would make, and shit-talking the contestants through your TV as they reach for the truffle oil.

I can't even imagine what that would taste like.

They would poke it with a fork, and disqualify you.

i called 911 and told them you were having a stroke

hang in there, pal

lol

>that guy who dropped food on the floor and put it back on the plate in full view of the cameras