Could have cut the prequel defense part down to 10 minutes because he already indirectly refuted most of it

>Could have cut the prequel defense part down to 10 minutes because he already indirectly refuted most of it
>Barely any actual analysis or reviewing of the latest movie
>Completely leaves out the complaint that Rey is a mary-sue, despite it being one of the biggest criticisms people have
>The skits with George Lucas and JJ Abrams are a shadow of the previous dark humor

Should he just retire the character now? It's obvious that he doesn't understand what made it good in the first place and (judging from the early parts of the new video) he has no intention to review Rogue One.

>I get triggered when someone doesn't validate my opinion or talk about what I specifically want them to

I didn't even bother finishing it after he spent that much time on a ridiculous fan theory. Seriously, what the fuck was the point of that?

>what the fuck was the point of that?
It was a topic he felt like discussing.

The thing with the new Plinkett is that it's not about the new Star Wars, it's about Mike. You see, he's obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this video for an ego boost: "I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!" "TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!" "millenials BTFO!" You will start to realize some lines in the video like "I AM the internet" may not have as many layers of irony as you thought.

It's the reason why a fat, balding man was the only one to point out the supposed lack of sex in the film, as he lacks sex himself (ED or Jesse simply doesn't want him physically anymore) and projected his crisis into the movie. Other youtube reviewers didn't notice this, because they can easily cum with their gfs or porn.

He is feeling old, and can't properly critize TFA because it makes him feel the same way he felt as he watched A New Hope for the very first time. He'll leave the movie alone but make fun of younger fans who are just having fun (like the guys in the convention), presenting them as obssesed fanboys, while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.

He became George Lucas. He became Plinkett.

It wasn't even announced as a TFA review, it was announced as a review of the current state of Star Wars as a franchise.

And he even says it in the beginning and in the title of the video, but you somehow denied all that and expected a full on 2 hour long TFA roast to further solidify your confirmation bias after he said it was a competent movie, laffin at you hard my dear friend.

>"Barely any actual analysis or reviewing of the latest movie"

Half of the video is about it and I don't think there is a longer review on yt.
Stop looking for someone to validate and upvote your opinion and just accept it.

Also mike will not like Rogue One, screenshot this

>Also mike will not like Rogue One, screenshot this
at this point, does it matter?

The thing with this new pasta is that it's not about the new Plinkett review, it's about me. You see, I'm obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this pasta for an ego boost: "I invented pathetic, projecting RLM pasta!" "Cred Forums threads about RLM are decent because of MY contributions!"

Who cares what RedditLetterMedia thinks? They just repeat what social media says.

>You see, I'm obviously having some sort of middle life crisis
I'm 22

and I truly created pastakino