The Gate - re:View

>he doesn't want to watch them shit all over Godzilla 98

They should just kill Jack and this fat bearded fuck t b q h lads

They did Godzilla 98 on Half in the Bag.

I don't know what that movie is but I love it now.

AHHHHHHH FUCK THIS MOVIE

THE EYE ON THAT KIDS HAND

THE GUY FALLING OUT OF THE WALL AND TURNING INTO DEMONS

This shit terrified me as a child. I do distinctly remember the kid flying away from the explosion at the end doing somersaults through the air and I thought it was really funny.

It's already been done. They set it on fire and called it shit.

oh wait that's right. I totally forgot about that. My bad

>it's a 'someone other than mike, jay, rich or jessie is in the episode' episode

>jessie
user......

That's pretty much every video they do other than Half in the Bag, user.

sup /hg/

Halloween 3 review when

>no new RLM video
>Cred Forums endlessly circlejerks over RLM fanfic and stale pasta

>new RLM video
>nobody contributes to RLM thread

>watching any video but Jay & Mike and possibly Rich used for punchlines

You people need to stop enabling them.

Actually a pretty decent episode considering Mike wasn't in it.

>tfw you still can't get over the fact Mike retired permanently

Godspeed you glorious mothefucker

it's hard to watch the vid, take notes for pastas and shitpost at the same time

Source: My ass.

>my life is so empty, I make up pointless drama about internet personalities to get attention on Cred Forums

>Jay says as he watched it he couldn't stop saying "wew lad" in his head

is he /our guy/?

Or most of the RLM shitposters in this thread

Fuck sake, for some reason I assumed they wouldn't let the other shitters take part in re:View.

re:View is the most comfy thing RLM produces.

>but in THEES one...
>*Jay does his best not to laugh covering his mouth*

same thing always happens, your friend becomes "alpha" and feels superior to his friends, shame

You assumed that up until now even though they've already had Rich, Jack, and Josh on previous episodes?

I'm not as obsessed with this shit as you are, son

>I wasn't that kid but I was friends with that kid
now he's trying to erase his beta virgin phase from history

They said literally from the first episode that they'd be rotating guests.

Just watching their videos is not obsessive, you fucking retard.

Never seen The Gate. Is it good?

Beardfat is the RLM guy I like the least, but it's mostly Jay talking anyway. It's a fun watch.

>Tiny Stephen Dorff

Yeah, it's alright. Jay quite aptly compares it to Gremlins, in that it's like a kids movie that still delivers some decent spoopyness

they already spoiled all the good stuff, don't bother

Oh i haven't seen the Re:View episode so no spoilers yet.

especially considering Josh was in it. Jayfu was looking CUTE this ep.

They have brown sauce in Canadia? I thought that was a particularly British thing.

What is that? Like BBQ sauce for faggy Britons or something?

it's a very vinegary sauce that accompanies well with salty meats, etc,
It's not particularly popular anymore, but in a bacon sandwich it's nice

Has one single sound spewed from beardfat's maw ever been worth hearing?

So, kind of like Worcester Sauce?

Sorry, I'm a burgerfat who has a small frame of reference when it comes to British foods

kinda? except thicker and more ketchup-like

Wow, projecting much?

>He needs to fucking shave.

Nah man, he's better this way. Fat people that can grow a beard normally should.

I actually enjoy Jay and Wizard quite a lot in this format. Get past the meme hate bandwagon and give it a honest watch.

also rich and mike are fatter

>He needs to fucking shave.
*Trim.
Wizard has the right idea, he just has to put in a bit more effort to look presentable.

How come RLM threads that are actually ABOUT RLM content always die quick, whereas pathetic, projecting, obsessive threads about their imagined personal lives and stale pasta go on endlessly?

how come newfags always ask this very same question?

>
because a new video severely limits shitposting:
you can't say Jay left RLM - he's in the video
you can't complain about no new video - there's a new video
etc.

Because it's a valid question.

It's actually "Comfino", OP. Common mistake.

this, you need to wait until the people watching this video produce the good content later

THREE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FOUR, TWO, THREE, FOUR AND

>they were just a couple of shitposters
>who came to Cred Forums to break into meme business

TIKITIKITIKITIKITIKITIKITIKITIKITIKITIKITIKI

That Ishtar really got me

Do you think Josh has a qt gf?

probably a black goddess ;_;

I remember some user posting that he saw Josh at b-fest and he was indeed there with a qt gf.

>believing anything posted in Cred Forums RLM threads

wew lad

And yet, Cred Forums circlejerks themselves over any tiny piece of personal information they think they've discovered about RLM's lives.

There's HP in Canada and it seems to be relatively popular

THESE MEN ARE PAWNS

but qt petite girls like thick fat cocks, what's unbelievable about it?

I'd explore her Uranus if you catch my drift!

What do you think my chances are with her, if I ask him for a go?

I'm pretty dark-skinned.

I'd lap at her Iapetus if you intercept my trajectory.

>Josh
lol no thanks

On top of being a bigger SJW, even Jack was annoyed at his bullshit on the Shaq meat BotW and his Twitter is Shaun King-tier.

I just remember him sperging out about Alien Seed before Rich finally told him "fuck you"

Which BOTW is this? I must have missed it

>ywn hold RLM hostage and make a serious re:View about an actually good movie at gunpoint

Plinketto #1

>It's a no Mike episode.

How do we "stop" Josh?

We let nature run its course, as he won't be able to breed.

>pass user since 2016

>he doesn't get it
they KNOW this movies are shitty, that's the point

What did he mean by this?

Are you saying Eraserhead, Escape From New York, and Road Warrior are shitty?

How do we "save" RLM from Josh?

>are you saying this [genre flicks] are shitty
Aye

>yfw Josh has three kids

Nice source Josh

>from two failed marriages

Why do you think he works two jobs?

do you think Jay and Mike ever fag off when Jesse is not looking?

LOL YOU REFERENCED THAT THING FROM THE VIDEO SO EBIN!!

>mfw (You) count: 1+

It's worcestershire sauce, guy.

THESE MEN ARE PAWNS

Beardcuck actually makes me miss Jack, and 90% of the time I could really do without Jack

He was an absolute wet blanket during that discussion

No, it's not, you dingus.

Thats how its spelled.

Sounds like a1 steaksauce

One day we're going to discover what dirt he has on them and it is going to be spectacular.

Where can I get that Halloween 3 shirt, I need it

The fuck are you babbling about?

kek

Now even 5 minutes in and Jay can't resist bashing 80s "homophobic" culture, as if it's even relevant to bring it up. The J's all like fagging off, only Mike is sane.

What exactly happened?
I don't remember anything out of the ordinary and don't want to rewatch the entire episode.

Jay feels the need to bash homophobic culture because he's gay. Don't you know the RLM lore?

He points it out because it's such a bizarre expression.

How is bringing up something that happens in the movie they're discussing not relevant to the movie they're discussing?

Rich and Mike are fucking around, talking to eachother and laughing, Josh bitches because "I'm trying to stay on track" or some garbage.

Mike and Rich continue, Josh is looking off to the right at Jay who is behind the camera while saying some shit like "I just wanna.. get this.."

It just comes across badly. We don't even know if they were annoyed.

You know that was a bit right? That Josh was playing the straight man, which is what made Mike and Rich rambling about nonsense funny?

It's kind of hard to tell sometimes if they are being serious or doing one of their post-ironic bits, if he was being serious that is some bitchy behaviour.

>do something, say something
>but don't you DARE express an opinion I don't like
Typical libcuck.

fright rags

Whenever some autist in the Pre Rec streams asks if any of the guys are really mad at each other in their videos, they always make fun of the person asking for being a dumb autistic faggot. You are that dumb autostic faggot, user.

Yeah I get that, It just comes across badly to the point where people constantly mention it.

Read my post again you fucking mouthbreathing retard.

Lol Who constantly mentions it? You?

Yeah, just me.

Jack isn't even bad at all.

t. Jack

Oh my God nobody can STOP talking about it!

Do you think when he's staring down the barrel of tyrone's illegally owned gun, he will realize how wrong he is?

He was bad, now he's alright.

Who #TeamRich here?

Yep.

It's culture, there's nothing "homophobic" about it. That's what he doesn't realize - he's just projecting his own views onto the movie.
He could have brought up any of the other similarly-bizarre expressions not pertaining to "homophobia". But he didn't. Just what is his agenda besides spewing biased opinion in place of valid film review?
It's arbitrary. There was no reason to bring that up over something else. It adds nothing to the review nor to the image of the film.

Sounds like someone's upset that it's not still acceptable to ridicule gay people anymore. How old are you?

Holy shit all dat autism.

Okay, Jay.

Is this kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=zIjX8thR7t4

...

You are definitely a closeted faggot

is this the face of post-neo-Cred Forums?

>there's nothing homophobic about a homophobic slur
lol what?

Fuck beardfat
>not funny
>raging SJW
>grew a beard to cover up his shit-tier recessive chin

ive been saying this for years. josh is shite. jack is an aquired taste and is mostly harmless. josh is outright crap, cannot make jokes or go along with improv humor. humorless, pretentious, and pathologically self centered.

>tfw i would make a better addition to rlm than that fucker

>>tfw i would make a better addition to rlm than that fucker
Say what you want about Josh, but no. No you wouldn't. Anyone that actively posts in RLM threads would be embarrassing, awkward, and terrible. Deep down, I know that you know this.

>It's a beardfat doesn't have any real opinions episode

...

nah, im charismatic as fuck. im like the best parts of mike & jay if anything. i used to think jay was great but now he kind of gets on my nerves, i think its how he slurs slightly when he is honestly trying to force his opinion about something. trying to come of as casual.

guaranteed motherfucker, i am a better fit for this than josh is. you would be right about any other autist who posts here, but not me.

Please make your own youtube review and post it here for us all to laugh at...er, I mean enjoy! Put yourself on camera to show off your charisma so we can all enjoy it!

i should review this whole fucking thread. starting with your appalling performance as a special needs woman. why dont you break up your jokes with some more "...er"s, you look like a real class act, you are two steps away from sticking an asterisk in front of a declaration of rear teleportation.

that was alittle mean, but you get me. ive been thinking about youtube work but it will always be a poor mans rlm. with more ted bundy references.