He did it again... The ABSOLUTE MADMAN did it again!

w2c sweet future clothing?

Is he Severian?

Shut up, Mouth

He speaks like fucking Ozzy Osbourne. Sounds like a drug and alcohol addict. Or is it just the botox that's making him slur?

>Corey thread

Fucking finally

Who /bagooze/ here

ASCENSION

Can anyone find a vid of the actual performance? They're listed on Youtube but blocked because fuck if I know. If a video's blocked then why the ass is it listed at all???

I wonder how much he paid for that cover, I'd understand if he did it himself, it goes in tune with the quality of his music.

this

>throughout "Go 4 It' he gradually transforms into Michael Jackson
But... why?

Clipart and photoshop wow.

People put more effort into Cred Forums shitposts than went into this.

thats a cut nigger performer, I'd marry her

MILLENIUM

he seems to have whores around him all time, whats his net worth

>he doesn't sing
What a shame

>that album cover
It's like this is some kind of masochistic performance art where he's doing everything humanly possible to make the most hackneyed, contrived, and unsophisticated things possible; thereby, making himself some kind of martyr in the face of an oppressive Artworld ruled by critics and academia. If that's the case, it's kinda brilliant.

Corey Feldman is a brilliant artist

He has this scheme where he invites alt girls with daddy issues to live with him so he can "help them with their dreams" but in reality just fucks all of them.

He is living my dream

lmao at his golden hoodie

mirror.ninja/57asue

I'm definitely sure he made it himself.

How much did it cost to get Snoop Dog to say-

>do it do it
>love in the club
>got mah kush

Cover by tim and eric.

Thanks, yo. Just wanna see what all the fuss is about...

Is there any possibility that he is mentally challenged, as in an IQ of below 70.

Fucking hell

underage b&

...

I've seen fucking Stand By Me or whatever he was in. What makes you think I know, remember, or care about his name?

I keep having to reverse image search because I'm like, "no, that can't be real".

What did she mean by this?

>"This song is for America."

America is truly fucked isn't it?

fantasy movie about Corey as a demonic something saved by sexy angels when.
Title might be Ascension Millennium

It's really not bad, nor good for that matter. It would be fine if he didn't look like gay sith lord.

Based Corey dosed that bitch

He does but every result for "Corey Feldman Today Show Performs Take A Stand" has been DMCA'd. I kinda want to see this trainwreck m8

lurk more

>just wanna see what the fuss is about
>starts off eh... not horrible... I've seen worse
>no, I haven't seen worse
>where did that flag come from
>in retrospect, this makes me feel better about the state of my own life

see

>when kiss, eminem and nirvana first started they got turned off
>when they first started

this asshole has half assedly been trying to have a music career for almost 30 years

who ever told him that is a dick and not a friend.

>When he say "Think about KISS, think about Eminem, think about Nirvana, people at the time didn't get them" and the girl behind him holding her laugh

Oh he's real.

>People put more effort into Cred Forums shitposts than went into this.
To be fair some of us hold ourselves to a high standard when it comes to shitposting. I perform vigorous calisthenics before hitting 'post' on my carefully constructed masterpieces

W A T C H
F E L D M A N
T W E R K

AIDS skirllex #2311

Was this his Jamiroquai phase^

Do you think it's a metaphor for sexual abuse?

>no, I haven't seen worse
Like, it's not even hyperbole. It's literally the worst fucking """art""" of any kind I have ever seen in my entire life.

Did Jamiroquai ever released a disc like this one?

I AM LORD BAGOOZE

I AM YOUR GOD NOW

DO NOT QUESTION MY APPEARANCE

SIMPLY

BRING ME DUBS

So America has chosen him as the next MJ, right? Like, since MJ is dead, we get Feldman? Ri?ght

A pound of Daiquiri Kush

CHECK EM

Sure
>Michael Jackson Made More Money Than Anyone, Dead or Alive, in 2016

>As reported by Forbes, Jackson made more money this year than any celebrity, dead or alive. This is significantly due to Sony buying the catalog to form a 50/50 joint venture and later going on to purchase the remainder back in March.

>Back in 1985, he purchased the catalog for $47.5 million (worth $140 million in 2016's dollar value) and the decision to do so further proves that Jackson was just as much of a smart businessman as he was a legendary performer.

>The Sony deal, famous for its library of Beatles songs, helped hike up Jackson's earnings to a whopping $825 million, ranking as the biggest annual pretax payday in history.

do his daughters happen to be into male golddiggers

because I think that when they're 18 we can figure something out

What emotion is he trying to convey.
Why not having him in an One Piece live adaptation

Do you think it pulsated a bit after?

What's his net worth? He can't have that much. He was in 3 major films 30 years ago. No way that would've made him enough for a lifetime of expensive debauchery.

he does seem to get his hookers from a cheaper place than Bilzerian does

2 million according to google

I think she's more into female golddiggers.

What level is he now?

Google Feldman's net worth and look at the image. kek

It needs to be. I'm better for it.

Rest in RIP, Haim.

One love.

Oh shit. If I liquidated everything, I'd be around 1.5. And I ain't done shit but answer phones for 13 years and live a very modest life.

I really want to see Fantano interview Corey

Someone was pissed that Feldman was worth more than they were
>Fuck that faggot, I'm gonna replace him with a picture of his dead ass friend
kek

just posting this

youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

*cover by Pen & Pixel

This?

...

I got this

Dude the mirrors gone again boys, it's like it's impossible to see now. Anyone still know a place where the performance is?

can someone just put him down? Fuck I can't watch this.

What's the essential Coreykino?

...

>with lies they tarnish you
>try to abolish you
>spin all your good deeds til they become BAGOOZE

What did he mean by this?

Round Trip to Heaven
he 69s a chick while dressed as a clown, no joke

The official music video for "GO 4 IT!"

youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

Does Corey just have extreme optimism or is it delusion?

...

soundcloud.com/caronte008/we-wanted-change

he's dances like a young lad being bummed by a Hollywood exec.

I'm pretty sure he meant "Trump 2016"

Pure kino

A little bit of both I'd imagine. Either way, the end result is simply amazing. It's like watching two high speed trains racing towards each other. You just know the crash will be horrible but at the same time, spectacular.

>We will never see a Batman movie with Corey as Robin and this guy as Batman

Why live

It's all going to end with Corey shooting his face off and leave behind an Elliot Rodger-tier manifesto in where he details his delusional thoughts on his perceived success in life, how he was horribly misunderstood, and reveal the names of the molesters.

I can't wait.

This isn't real. This can't be real. This actually exists....

Somewhere around $2 million from what I've heard.

You probably had something to do with this Satan

youtube.com/watch?v=7MSTQ1073T0

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Who would win in a fight between Bagooze and Gabagool?

Is he fucking lip singing?\

Why of course dude. Singing and dancing at the same time is hard.

It's generic trash.

With a producer on board it could be salvaged enough to be on radio. But he couldn't be. And I think he'd never step back from being up front and center.

>Snoop appears in voice only

What the hell?

>he was crying because of the backlash of his first try

I did not ask for those feels, OP.
Fuck you.

What is wrong with you americans? Why do you make childrape victims do shit like this for money? There is no dignity in this.

what a pile of shit

It's beyond me why this guy keeps getting asked on television.

...

Guaranteed (views)

>1:50
what

He's a meme magnet these days, so that means a lot of views.

Who does he match well to play in a live action One Piece? What the fuck?

He needs less yes men around him t b h

Paris Jackson is bretty qt
I wonder who her real dad is

He probably makes them himself

Think about it: was Michael Jackson ascending beyond human form into a new type of creature? When Feldman injested his sperm, was he, too, guaranteed a life beyond boundaries?

I find the physical similarity between the two solid evidence.

Why is he dressed like Captain Marvel?

doesn't matter, she's still a kike

LOL
they laughed at him, but now they see all the ratings and attention they are getting
>lets bring him back on air guys

This. I myself pride myself on some of the shoops that I have created. I smile when I see them reposted by adoring anons each time.

>The man told Haim that sex between men and boys was normal in Hollywood, saying that “all the guys in the entertainment world do it.” After this experience, Haim proposed the idea to Feldman that they should be engaging in that with each other as well. Feldman turned him down, explaining that was not “just what guys do” and that children should not be having those kinds of interactions with adults. In the ensuing years, Haim would try to engage Feldman in sex but their friendship never went beyond the platonic.

What was his fucking problem?

They laughed at him because he is a giant joke. They aren't trying to redeem him or themselves. They know that everyone loves a train wreck.

who is this cute negress?

watch more films, kiddo

BAGOOZE!

Why are we all laughing at a poor man who's clearly the sorry result of child abuse and the decadence of the Hollywood cash machine?

He's achieved a level of meme mastery not previously known to us.

>Jingle Bell Rock out of nowhere

>this is ASCENSION
>this is corykino
>this is bagooze
>this is NEON ENERGY
>this is Doc Ice

is Corey Feldmen, "our guy" /ck/?

Best sex he ever had. Guy just can't get over it.

>tfw genuinely like ASCENSION MILLENIUM

tbhfamfucs his pop music isn't better or worse than katy perry but if he really wants to succeeds he needs to brush up on his singing and hire a new band especially that drummer who plays like a 5 yr old plus the backup singing goes out of sync so many times it's cringier than corey himself

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tbphwyf it's probably the best song on the album

I love Feldman for the memes but does anyone else feel dirty about this?
It's so, so obvious they let him back on because they helped their ratings, hoping he would embarrass himself again.

This is such a level of delusion that he may actually need to get help

This is the best thing to happen to Feldman in years. He's been completely irrelevant for at least a decade now.

Did Today show remove their original video? I can't find it. I oinly find other vids people uploaded.

Nah. From an academic point of view, it's fascinating to see someone whose mental stability has been obliterated.

Also he's a dumb cunt for agreeing to go on the show so fuck him.

whats her name? i wanna see her taking a big dick

>see thread
>come up with 10/10 shitposting material
>spend a little bit too long perfecting your masterpiece
>go to post it
>thread is deleted

Make an honest choice, which lyrics are better:

'ASCENSION, MILLENIUM'

or

'I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAINT NIGGA'

>see thread
>come up with 10/10 shitposting material
>existential crisis
>delete everything you wrote
>exit the thread

can someone post the video of the perfomance I don't find it

1:46 SO FUCKING CLOSE THAT I KEKED

...

I just don't..understand.. ..

Humans are unsettling creatures.

why is there a chick stapped to a pool table

I have a relative who was in the movie business. He was older than Corey in the 80's, like 20-something. I think a lot of the time he'd spent in Hollywood was probably the worst time of his life. Acting was more of a job than a passion to him. He "hung out" with a lot of the film directors because they thought he was "pretty". The amount of time he spent with with them was disturbing. One of them was Howard Brookner.

>some boring as shit ballad
>not doing Go 4 It again

>tfw Corey Feldman is literally morphing into Skrillex

what a time to be alive

MJ is her real father, he had his DNA screened and wiped away all the black genes.

but the qt member of his harem is the one who drops the bass.

i saw an interview he did on stern i think it wsa in the early 2000 and is it me but he seemed a little bit more sane back then?

we must investigate into this

The fucker somehow managed to rope Bagooze into performing and even this wasn't enough. What a shitshow.

Duh!
ona
ndl
eeo
R

>what did she mean by this?

Fuck you cocksuckers. I tried for a good three months to get Hyacinthposting off the ground but it failed spectacularly. I poured a lot of blood, sweat and tears into it but you didn't care. And now I see fuckin bagoozeposting is a thing? You retards have no taste.

i sort of want to get into bagooze posting

I just found out recently that I went to highschool with one of his "angels". She was an escort and then a playboy model.

you think whoever molested him is keeping him quiet by funding this shit?

twit: /BrittanyPaige14
fb: /theOfficialBrittanyPaigePage/

He looks like a little Indian lady.

>gay sith lord.

00:38 WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER BACK???

>2:44
Did they splice in some Asians from unrelated footage??

he decided not to reveal the name out of respect for corey haims mom
google.com/amp/people.com/tv/corey-feldman-wont-name-men-who-abused-him-corey-haim/amp/?client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us

>Michael: Alright. This one time...this one time, I'll let you ask me about Corey Feldman's music career.
>Kay: Is it satire? Is it?
>Michael: No.

this nigga think it still 2002 in this bich

>I hope harambe doesn't maul me

kek

Good stuff, user.

Did that nigga say double album?

Wow! Bjork looks like that?!

corey? you said you wouldn't tell

This looks like satire.

But if he k's his s, then you'll never find out.

she looks jewish lol

It was probably a "white nationalist", they're the real sexual degenerates

pic related

Not Corey. I said.

Hyacinth only appeals to brits

Corey has universal shitposting appeal

Everytime he runs out of money, he just calls the guy who diddled him and ask for more.

It's basically the network of version fishing for (yous)- guarenteed ((views))

fucking hell mate i enjoyed hyacinthposting but you're embarassing yourself now

I have no idea of who he was talking about, but I agree with you about the universal appeal.

here's her ass.

Getting your sweet, 14 year old boipussy passed around like after 8 mints to every producer in Hollywood will do that to you.

You tried to force a meme.
You don't belong here.
You are not like us.
You need to leave.
Go try to make memes on 9gag with all the other idiots who think they can force people to find something unfunny as funny

wow! you are bad at that

I liked Hyacinthposting, user

I thought you did a good job

but the world just wasn't ready

>filename
>implying Bane was ever a Drow

I bet your millenium is completely lacking in ascension.

>wait... we're actually doing this? It wasn't a very long, very elaborate joke? This is for real?

but that's how you read things, from left to right.

Is it some sort of a hidden message that needs to be decoded?

First of all, say that to my face and not on the internet. I'll put you down.
I never forced it. That's the point. I gently inserted my Hyacinth material into Hyacinth threads as they popped up. There was no forcing involved, I was testing the Hyacinth waters.

There was more interest in the Onslow and Rose markets.

The thing I don't understand, is this

obviously the angels aren't playing the instruments, we all understand this

but the song is entirely synth, there's no guitars in the song

so why have them pose with guitars?

put them behind a bank of Moogs or something, have them pretend to play instruments that are actually in the song

I'm not really being serious. The very idea that I would put 3 months of effort into anything is laughable.

See, here's your problem. Unlike you, I would gladly say it to your face. You're an idiot and do not belong here. You can backtrack all you like but you've outed yourself as an imbecile that doesn't understand memes or this site. Now off to 9gag or GoGaia to make your memes.

With memes like business you have to put as much effort in creation as acceptance in failure. Some memes take off the ground, some don't. I used to spend days working on my memes, creating threads about them, inserting them in posts but all of them more or less failed to varying degrees. But then one day I made a thread on a whim, went to sleep, wake up next thing I know it's the biggest damn meme since JUST. That's just how the world turns, you never know how the tides of fate will sweep up your memes to heaven or hell.

If you're having to defend yourself then you do need to leave.

>white women
smhfam

>You're an idiot and do not belong here.
cringe. Maybe you should go to 9gag, you sure do like mentioning it again and again
>an imbecile that doesn't understand memes or this site
Christ the cringe is unbelievable.

>you've outed yourself as an imbecile that doesn't understand memes or this site

Sure thing!

>mfw double post from someone who not only tried to force a meme but failed

>clutching at straws.
Nope, trump was me, not the other one. Try again.

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Is he a foot man?

>trying this hard to make up for attemptive meme forcing
Man you just keep making it worse. You really don't belong here. Its in your best interest to find someplace more suited to your age or intellectual maturity. Cuz big boy it sure ain't here.

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>mfw an autist neckbeard takes things this seriously
What you said was doublepost wasn't, I could prove it but you'd probably just ignore that.
It's funny how butthurt you are over a throwaway comment. You come across as incredibly immature, to be honest.

*dance party*

>the Feldmansion

yes, oh yes

WHEN DO WE GET TO KNOW WHO THE PEDOPHILE IS

when Corey realizes he got nothing to lose so baby baby just go for it (go! for! it!)

nothing wrong with this

I actually like Corey Feldman,

he seems to be a good guy and he entertains us with his work.

MILLENIUM

>tee-eee-vee
what did he mean by this?

Where so I go to learn such dance skills?

Holy shit Corey, you need to calm the fuck down. Stop thinking everything is edgevilles USA. This is Cred Forums the actual site. Not Cred Forums the Hackers that Fox News, Gawker, or gaming buddy told you about. Don't be so serious.

what if Corey left some cryptic messages in his lyrics that exposes pedophiles? has anybody tested this theory yet?

wow op again. that was weird. it took me 10 minutes to upload that message thru speaker. when i tried to speaker message the last sentence i got what seemed like a hacked, spying nsa style response instead like "i already answered that." creepy. i don't even have cortana siri or none of that shit on my old ass phone!

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you have to be treated like a star from a very young age, having the world to kiss your ass so you never learn constructive criticism or introspection and think you can do anything without ever having to work for it because you are special. this little dance should be named the "i'm special little dance".

lmao

kek

>Angelic 2 the Core

Oh I get it! It's 2 the CORE because he's COREy Feldman!

>Corey Feldman,
>45 years old

lol

I still can't believe this is an actual lyric. It's also kinda creepy with the whole Corey having his asshole ravaged as a kid story and etc

Are costumes like this common? They're almost identical to the ones used in Hitman: Blood Money.

Do people pay for this? Do people give money to this directly? Who?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ckr5ubq5Ywo

yes he has a million fans due to 80s nostalgia

people pay for him to hold up a piece of paper with their names on it on his instagram

He blocked Fantano on Twitter after that review, apparently lol

>almost identical to the ones used in Hitman: Blood Money

That's where most of his money has gone.
Sure, drugs, booze, and hookers aren't cheap, but where the real money goes into his obscenely large cosplay collection.

See image related; one of many costumes made just his size from his favorite WB/DC series, Arrow

should i ask out the office qt ?

but who fucked his boi pussi?

should I ask out the girl from the theatre rehearsals I've been going to?

WHAT'S UP WITH YOUTH, Cred Forums?

lmao

Will you ever unfuck your shit?

damn

So the unfucking, y/n?
>captcha: verdi entry only

Would watch desu

Will you ever share the secret to time travel?

Why does he looks like Leia

Corey look into your heart
And find the answer true
Will you unfuck your shit
And be a big guy for you?

On the album it's "all she wanna do is twerk", the guy Feldman was performing with improv'd for the live performance

Musikino

Looks like eric bana

sauce on that gif?

>mfw i read this as "Why does he Luke like Leia?"
>mfw he actually does

I want to feel bad for him because of the child abuse thing which probably scarred him for life. But he's such fucking annoying attention whore that you just can't feel bad for him. I'm just baffled how the hell did he not manage to burn out through all of his money yet? His net worth is 2 million dollars and he looks like he spends that much on self promotion, those hookers he keeps around as part of Corey's Angels, booze and coke.

so basically he's full of shit and this has all been a terrible publicity stunt

youtube.com/watch?v=TjM00ZTuiP4

I think user means the 2nd performance.

look he's wojack dancing

> hire people to make a generic pop song palatable for 2016

> make the cheapest directionless looking video to promote it.

wots the thought process.

its like shitty RHCP

This likes Source Film Maker. None of this shit looks real.

>looks like

youtube.com/watch?v=L3E0kq9YkjA

Will I party at the Feldmansion in the next year?

WHAT UP WITH YOU?

youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

FATano is such a homo. He's just mad he can't be one of Corey's Angels.

Why haven't you donated to his Indiegogo yet?
indiegogo.com/projects/elev8or-2-ascension-the-feldfanfam-fundraiser#/
>$14,902 of $105,000 raised
kek

Should I still go to Thailand this year?

He's married to a surprisingly cute black girl.

The magic Corey has spoken

Cred Forums should have a meetup at one of Corey's parties, maybe we could even get laid by some of the gross "angels".

lets go

Doc Ice will I party at the Feldmansion in the next year?

YES! WE DID IT, Cred Forums! I'M GONNA GET HERPES!

>88

At his birthday party and Hitler will be there too no less. Who could ask for anything more?

the expressions on the band says it all.

Fuck you, faggot. You have no sense of taste or awareness of meme potential. Your posts are shit-tier just like that show.
t. professional memelord

its $250 just for entry, $500 to fuck all the prostitutes.

That's not that bad of a deal when you really think about it. I mean fucking a decent looking hooker here is between $100-$200 already, and this is for fucking multiple hookers plus Corey Feldman stares at your balls while you do it. That's the type of shit you tell your grandchildren about.

i remember in that reality show with the 2 coreys, feldman said he was molested by a friend or relative of haim.

wasn't Feldman the straight man in that show who dressed respectably, had the house where Haim was crashing and a hot wife? What the hell happened between then and now to make him go off the deep end?

It was all fake. A few months before they did that show he was on The Surreal Life and was a mess, he even married that chick who was an obvious famewhore on the show. Bill Hader was working on the crew and he has a story about filming Corey's wedding he's told on a couple podcasts.

>Hader worked in post-production on the depressing debut season of The Surreal Life, and still has regrets about it. During the wrap party for the show, a nervous Corey Feldman offered him $2,000 to bring a cut of the show to his house before it was turned in to the network, so he and his lawyers could review it because Feldman was worried he came off badly. A tipsy Hader responded, “Corey, you don’t have $2,000.”

didn't actually see the show. just read somewhere that the two argued onscreen when feldman told haim his (haim's) friend or relative molested him (feldman). wasn't sure at the time if it was a real accusation or scripted/pretend.

>decade long album project.

>decade long.

Decade.

10 years.

DECADE LONG ALBUM PROJECT.

decade thats ten years, ten years he has been working on this album project.

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just let that settle in.

you illiterate idiot decade long means the album is decade long meaning it will take 10 years to finish listening to like a 10 minute song takes ten minutes to finish listening. it's a massively epic album.

how long would it take to make a decade long album?

a couple of decades?
how old is he...do you think Jackson with guest vocal

No you dumbasses it's a decade long album project because it takes the listener a decade to actually understand the full scope of the album and how deep it is. I swear to God I'm surrounded by plebs. It will probably only take me like eight years to understand it.

Holy shit. He needs to give up already.
His delusion levels are off the charts.

depends on how many producers you have editing copying "sampling"

and how many times you repeat the chorus. you only sing that once.

imbecile you do not understand music you listen music. it will take me two decades to listen the depths of your imbecility.

Did you also notice he used "2" instead of "to"?
Just goes to show you how groundbreaking he is.

It will take me a second to kick your ass!

no fucking shit...it takes a decade long to listen to, then how long would it take to actually create you giant dongface.

so in a decades time when Corey is well pretty much doing the same old shit, his time will arise and we will all look back at this as people now look back on the time when doctors thought washing before surgery was stupid?

eg "well that was fucking stupid of us, we know better now, Corey is god"

Will I ever be truly happy ;_;

>off the charts

why give up when you're so successful?

am i the only one who thinks he looks like princess leia in that help-us-obiwan hologram from r2d2?

100% pure, triple distilled bagooze, aged 10 years in a barrel of molestation.

>All this violence and arguing

What's up with the youth?

What is bagooze? I don't understand how this mem is work.

it will take me half a second to avoid your kick

oh shit do you think that's what he meant...redefining numbers in context of letters.

wtf....ok watch this...I h8 2 break it 2 y0u but Cor3y is g0d.

mind blown.

Thats pretty tricky, 2/to...but now that i'm thinking about it.

The COREy thing flew over my head. Too much Too soon

it's ooze in a bag

it will take me a second to kick you what's up

It will take me a tenth of a second to teleport behind you with my wakizashi drawn. I guess now you are the one who will be angelic 2 the core.

>2much2soon

ftfy

Did mj molest you?

it will take me a tenth of a tenth of a second to goodle what a wakiwashi is and a tenth of a tenth of a tenth of a second to wakarugga the wakiwashi

i think it was haim. god it would be so hot young handsome haim raping young fapcute feldman. hhhhhnnngggghhhhhh

I still think it's "hush" money from whoever ravaged his boipussi all those years ago.

Fuck, he looks like yoko ono.

at least the guy is trying. me i wanna kms. so tired. ;_;

JUST GET UP OFF THE GROUND ANNND

TAKE A STAND

RIGHT NOW

I hate that that part might stick in my head.

Just got the album off Soulseek, what kind of dank marijuanas or drug pills should I inject while I listen to it?

>RIGHT NAOOWWWW

ftfy

you philistine pleb. marijuana is never taken dank.

Seriously, are you telling me you'd actually turn down a transsexual who's that cute? Well, to each his own.

>cute

you vapid shallow munktoon. it's not what's on the outside but what's inside the pants whether penis or vagina.

That's not the point. The point is that he calls people like us who would fuck that thing's tight boipussy degenerates and says we should be killed while behind the scenes they are doing exactly what they say is wrong to do.

FEATURING SUCH HITS AS

>What is a dog?

But he's cute. Very cute.

>he calls people
>they are doing

wtf how did he become they WHY IS HE MULTIPLYING WHYYYYYYYYYYY

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That album is impossible to find.

I mean, other than if you want to pay for an actual hard copy on Amazon. I remember seeing it on there for a nickel plus minimum shipping like a year ago, now it's some collector's item of memery and costs quite a bit. I'm listening to clips of it and holy shit. Hoooly shit.

Someone make a new thread I'm going in.

>Hoooly shit

is that a holy-shit-it's-awesome or a holy-shit-it's-awful?

Do you mean lip syncing dumbass? Lip singing. Wow.

stop using the lord's shit in vain

i'm going to hell for that. sorry, lord. hope you understand.

he meant singing using his lips as opposed to singing using his mouth you dumbass.

yes, he's singing with his lips.

>:(

don't talk about bjork like that

As in Hooooooooooooly shit this is so goddamn bad and it sounds like he recorded it on a toaster.

There is only one Lord, ma'am, and he wears a ninja hoodie and asks the deep questions like what up with the youth?

HE SAID BJORK LOOKS LIKE THAT NOT BJORK TALKS LIKE THAT YOU BLIND BABOON

will i get a qtgf before the end of the year

0/10

ok i havent seen this mentioned yet but does anyone else think he looks like Charlie Sheen? Like, really really looks like him?
Who is coreys dad?

will my qtgf get fat if I marry her?

stay mad

oh how i miss you avatub

no, she will not get the chance to get fat. she'll die in horrific pain and apocalyptic misery immediately after you marry her.

That's not what Corey said. According to my roll he said "Go 4 It!" which is good because I want her to get fat

i'm not talking about corey. i'm talking about you.

if you're not talking about Corey then what are you doing in this thread?

>mfw I like Go 4 It and have listened to it like ten times today

I mean yeah I've been high as fuck for like twelve hours but sheeeit this my jam.

telling the truth about you to warn women not to marry you or they'll die a horrifically painful and apocallyptically miserable death

beats getting old and slowly losing one's mind and control of one's bowels.

There was never a time when people didnt get Eminem or Nirvana