Watching movie with family

you put your hands on your head and you thrust your hips while bopping your knees

my brothers are hot so i love watching movies and shows with sex scenes with them. especially hot gay sex scenes. then we hhhnnggghhhhhhh

>watching with family
>woman getting raped scene
>have to try my best not to laugh at a roastie getting BTFO

kinda this, i laugh at terrible scenes and people think that i'm some kind of psycho

yeah dude, your parents think youre the first human being that ever lived to have no idea what sex is. hell, if they hadnt changed you as a baby theyd think you were smooth down there. yeah dude, being a normal human being, your parents never thought youd figure it out.

i guess my response shouldve been "underage" cuz its immature as fuck to get awkward when a sex scene comes on.

thats checkmate? youre retarded guy.

>watching movie with family
>nigger gets shot

was it rape?

I want to stop the boner, not harden it

just have sex with your dad you inbred mutated deviant

probably you are though

I AM NOT I AM NOT I AM NOT that user you're replying to just wanted you to know that i just came in here to post that

>be me
>18
>watching babadook
>conservative mom and dad watching with me
>Scene where she uses vibrator is coming up
>gottapissmum
>come back
>over shot the time
>vibrator scene is just about to start
>can't leave no pee excuse
>dad shuts move off
>yells at me
>go to bed
>jerk off to scene

>mom goes out to buy vibrator
>dog rapes cat
>goldfish rapes fracas

>look for movies to watch with family
>check it's imdb content advisory page to avoid sexual content

>conservative mom and dad
whatre you catholic? do the world a favor and kill your whole family and then yourself.

>watch 300-sequel with brother
>decide to act out the fight scenes with eachother for fun, like if they throw spears we'll chuck air at eachother and if they go into swordplay we'll draw our imaginary swords
>mfw aggressive Eva Green sex-scene
>mfw have to act it out or be called a pacifist faglord

kys

>watching movie with family
>sex scene appears
>dad starts groping me

pleaze tell me you and bro are young hot handsome and you have video TELL ME NAOW

>watching a movie
>dad is raping sister in the next room again

you poor child. i'm so sorry you're so ugly your dad won't rape you. ;_;

>300 (the first one) comes out
>me and my friends show up at the theater
>find out we cant get in without an adult
>friend reluctantly gets his mom to sit in
>lena headey gets raped
>we're all laughing with the exception of my friend and his mom

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I've never seen a vagina, much less had sex, so the notion of sex is alien to me, it might as well not exist, since I've never encountered it in real life.

>>we're all laughing with the exception of my friend and his mom

>im gonna tie this rope tighter than a virgin on prom night

>watching family with sex scenes
>movie comes up

you seriously want him to post home incest videos (probably illegal) and on a blue board none the less?

you still know exactly what sex is and so do your parents. that shit isnt a foreign concept.

>watching movie with family
>movie has sex scenes
>start pacing up and down the aisles

Does the pope shit on bears?

>probably illegal
pussy

>watch movie with girls
>sex scene coming up
>at least one girl knows it
>stays not to be seen as a pussy
>curls my toe in awkwardness

Honour.

Please tell me that this didn't happen user...

I unironically do this

fuck off faggot

>be teenage me
>watching movie with group
>sex scene comes up
>everybody starts looking at me and giggling because they know I'm a virgin

Bunch of cunts.

They're actually the dumb ones though, laughing at terrible situations isn't all that crazy, especially if you subscribe to the belief that the first human laughter may have begun as a gesture of shared relief at the passing of danger. isn't how basic jokes work?
>comedian says something racist
>punchline is something that has nothing to do with racism
>audience laughs with relief

kek

;____;

300 was a shit movie. It doesn't really show how espartans were

reddit get the fuck out

gay stuff is only good in your imagination

duds the pepe shit in socke :DD

>watching movie with family
>sex scene is coming up
>offer to make snacks, as i know i'll burst into flames if i stay and watch it
>go to kitchen, give it a good 5 minutes before returning
>come back with snacks to find mom has left to visit the bathroom
>dad is adjusting his zipper

true story.
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>watching We're the Millers with family
>Emma Roberts scene where says she's a virgin
>"I only do anal"
>excuse myself and leave the room to masterbate