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What do you guys think of Keira Knightley's younger sister? She has a youtube channel and is a theatre actress

youtube.com/watch?v=83CttBdNupc

she reminds me of somone

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I WANT TO LICK HER PUSSY TOO!

It's all about the THICC girls now.

((The media)) is pushing the fat ass coalburner trend, Keira is a delicate English rose and doesn't tit into their plans.

not her sister, you faggot

I would honestly not hesitate to pull the trigger on this vapid whore if I got a free pass to do it.

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Looks like an oblivion character

yes she is, don't be jelly just because your sister is hotter than you keira

Natalie Portman

>feminine
>flat-chested,big nose,messed up teeth, huge feet,weird smile, manjaw, Discount Hershlag, bullied by Hershlag and cried like a little bitch because she is too wimpy to stand up for herself despite being like a whole foot taller than Hershlag

her name is literally dottie james, and not a single google result lists her as keiras sister

Name one (1) essential Keirakíno

>Seeking a Friend for The End of The World

youtube.com/watch?v=sduYNx92_go

she was great in this

>dick status
>MUH FUCKIN

This. I dare you to watch this and not fall in love with her.

Cred Forums doesn't talk about her because they're a bunch of chubby chasers that claim to be "high test".

Not sure how that last part supports your argument that she isn't feminine.

Hnnnngggg I want to lick her tummy all day.

The trend in female celebrities right now is negrified. No necessarily BLACKED directly, but when twerking went mainstream you just knew the zeitgeist wasn't made for this type of woman. Reminder that JLaw is apparently considered hot.

She could probably have transitioned to "artsy" flicks, perhaps featuring in a French movie.

she looks like she has a delicious pussy and feet!

Theres actually a lady at work who looks exactly like her, only difference is that she wears glasses. I really really really want to ask her out, but she is in a higher position than me and im new at work and dont want to ruffle any feathers. But at the same time, she is so beautiful and this might be the only chance in my life to have a Keirafu...what should I do?

take creepshots of her and post them here

Grab her by the pussy

why do you think lick lesbians lick pussy all the time?

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>being this beta

Are you in love with her, faggot?

>tfw I will never bury my face in her armpit and inhale continuously

I think you guys are over reacting a little bit.

shut up, faggot

Careers always come to a halt when you have kids. I'm sure she will make a comeback at some point in the next few years. Just don't expect her to appear in any more POTC movies.

GODDESS-tier Foot Game

I literally thought this was a Hershlag thread until I got 15 posts in.

>Reminder that JLaw is apparently considered hot
She is.

Im half an hour into Pride and Prejudice, Seems pretty comfy and is has alot of Keira in basically every scene

youtube.com/watch?v=R_E0HioVt4I

>those overly thought out autistic answers to idiotic questions

literally /one of us/

>She got married and had kids

>she's 2 years older than me

what the fuck am I doing with my life?

couple things. as a woman, her being married with 2 kids means she has given up all value to every single other human on earth besides those kids and the husband if she still fucks him, especially since her value as an actress relies so much on not being used up sexually, which having kids takes you on the fast track for that.

second, getting married is fucking stupid unless you are a woman looking to fleece a guy for all he is worth, so if you are that, ya you are slacking. Otherwise be thankful.

third, while having children can be great, there are a lot of negatives there and you can still have a very great life(albeit in other ways) without them.

I seriously don't see the resemblance. Keira has way better bone structure.

she has one kid not two

she has a movie coming out at the end of th year

She's way more wealthy than her husband though. He's a keyboard player or something in some obscure British band.

Has she ever done softcore porn where she slowly pleasures herself and moans in ecstasy as she reveals her pussy lips, then seductively staring into the camera as she slips a finger into her vagina????

>tfw no Keira wife to make me feel like im her bitch because she brings more bread to the table than I do

And this is what he looks like. Gives me hope desu.

the wu-tang clan?

i wish

>Keira has way better bone structure.

what in the world are you talking about. why would anyone mention that with a chick? even among guys, "bone structure" really isn't agreed upon on what is attractive 100 percent. it's more a vague idea of a strong jawline etc. She's got a jawline that would be a positive on a dude, I think it might even be a negative for her appearance, in other worse if she had more feminine bone structure she would be better looking. Check out most 10/10 women, they don't have "good bone structure" in the way i think you mean it. That's really a quality some women look for in men, and again, pretty subjective even there.

I don't get your joke. Explain.

To each his own but I think Keira is so much prettier than Natalie. Statuesque beauty would better describe what I meant.

>swn hug me and stare lovingly into my eyes while we hold hands and stroll through London

Just fucking end me already. someone give me a bullet to the head

Like this I mean

Everybody always goes on about how she's the most beautiful woman in existence, but I really just don't see it. Never mind the lanky physique, but her face is just so unattractive to me. Not ugly, but doesn't evoke any emotions.

her weight triggered SJWs

me on the right

This is another one of those movies women will never understand.

This is just how men are. We build up pictures in our heads of prospective partners. Women see partners as projects needing to be "fixed". They're natural realists with an optimistic attitude towards change. Men are naturally kind of delusional. We see all the good things in a partner. We see them not as an excuse to fix someone, but to fix ourselves. The problem is, relationships aren't a very good way to fix a person.

I find it utterly, utterly bizarre that when women read this film, they take home the message that men are somehow bad or immoral for seeing their waifus as virtuous and lovely. But I think it runs back to the "he's a fixer upper" attitude. Women feel the need to correct us and our behaviours. Well I'm sorry but I'm not going to apologise for the way my gender is. It's the same phenomenon that explains why generally it's men left in the friendzone as opposed to women. It's kind of weird that women get so mad at this film for explaining a phenomena that only hurts men. Really, what did Kiera lose out of this film? She had a fling and moved on. Her husband had an existential crisis and got depression.

It's easy to tell the difference between someone that's naturally lean and an anorexic person. Look at her body here . Anorexic women don't have abs like that.

this makes me so angry.

Keira x Rupert was the most /fa/ celebrity couple of all time. Just imagine how beautiful their kids would've been

>exquisite beauty
Not really, I mean yeah she's a looker but let's not get carried away here

Ha! The uggo in the backgroung is fucking radiating hatred for the fat-shaming cis-white couple

I dunno. It makes me happy to see that she didn't marry some perfect looking ripped Chad like that guy. That means she married for actual love and not status/looks.

>i will never be alpha enough to rub Keira Knightley's rock-hard abs

you didn't get my joke because it's

SUBLIMINAL, BREAKING IN YOUR MIND LIKE A CRIMINAL
MY LYRICAL ATTACKS YOU CAN'T FIGHT BACK SO JUST RELAX
ACCEPT YOUR FATE
MOVING ON YOU SILENTLY I NEVER HESITATE

>me on the right

she has no boobs

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that dude has a funny looking face though...i feel like that's rolling the dice on how the kids turn out. might look like downies or something

>tfw her younger sister is hotter

>boobs
such a shit fetish. A woman's beauty is in her essence, not some lumps of fat

thats not her sister. I dont even know why u r forcing this not-funny meme

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I'm not even a tit guy, really i'm not, but when a woman has not tits at all it isn't exactly a turn on

>fetish
user...

We already established that whoever she is, she's not related to Keira. Go away.

>naturally lean
ANY FEMALE UNDER 150 LBS IS ANOREXIC REEEEEEEE

She also lacks hips and ass. And her sharp facial feats make her look masculine.

Good enough for me.

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>that silly Leslie Ash pout

You sound like a very jaded person that's given up on relationships.
I plan on getting married one day, despite the medias constant (especially in TV shows focusing on affairs) attempts trying to tell me it's the wrong thing to do.
Don't let yourself be so easily convinced by marketing.

>ywn wake up and see this next to you in bed

>Daisy Ridley recovering well after stroke.jpg

new phone

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you have it completely backwards my young friend. experience will tell you what getting married really is, at this point in time. A very very bad deal for the guy 90 percent of the time.

But do whatever you want i don't give a shit, no one ever listens to advice, including myself. Everyone just insists on doing the same dumb shit the millions of guys before them did.

What a fucking goddess

So you're saying you've never been married and are basing your opinion on bullshit statistics and cherry picked headlines from tabloids?
Got it!

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Post more Keirafeet

knock yourself out bud. while you are at it start a heroin habit, that feels pretty good at first and will fuck you over in the long run too. god damn cherry picked headlines and bullshit statistics about heroin, they just make it look bad.

maybe some day in the future i will run across your excessively long blog post about how your ex wife is living in your house and you have to pay alimony to her for the rest of your life while she fucks her new boyfriend in your bed and drives your car. Good luck!

So again, you've never been married and are basing your opinion on a minorities opinion on divorce, correct?

Also, a drug habit isn't admissible here. That's like saying breathing is bad because it's a habit.

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Jew Kino desu

Fantastic thread lads

Don't bother arguing, user. He's a redpilled MGTOW member. He's too far down the Cred Forums and /r9k/ rabbit hole to be reasoned with. He's probably also like 19.

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>Keira will never give you a soapy bathtub foot job

Just put me out of my misery lads.

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>Natilie Portman made Keira Knightley cry during the Episode One shoot

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Bump

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I'm a tits guy, but Keira makes me want to settle down and have kids with her.

How does she have such nice legs for someone who isn't tall

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Yeah she's one of the few teenage crushes I had that like 10 years later I'm still really into her.

Domino

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>Kira collapsed in exhaustion and had sore arms for days after this photo was taken.

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She's probably too busy getting fucked in the ass

It's because she's not one of YWH's chosen people, of course, you foolish goyim. They do not enjoy the same longevity of fame that (((we))) do.

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Bend It Like Beckham

>tfw watching that when twelve
>think Britain is full of indians

can't act

Actually I bet their children would've been hideous

kill yourself

Lol okay skellington

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he's like an uglier Orlando Bloom

>all the low test itt

>peter quinn is an uglier orlando bloom

what an absolute pleb you are, mate. sad!

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She is set for life and has immortalized herself (relatively speaking) thanks to the PotC trilogy. The odds of her nailing something greater than that are very slim, so I would think she's probably content with her life for the time being. What an amazing life to have.

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did you save these from a /hr/ thread from a few months ago? cos im pretty sure i posted them there

nope

kek

She's moved on to bigger things

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You don't remember those interviews going around with her admitting she rarely showers and smells like musk?

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why have you stopped posting, faggot. post more of her legs, face, or tummy

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she would be great at shitposting

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i hope she will, and it won't be too late: beauty is such a fleeting thing.

btw, does she have a qt daughter?

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Is this a britbong thread? Am I currently way up too late that now fuckers like you and waking up with your daily british shitposts?

>she was 17 in the first Pirates of the Carribean

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holy shit, she answered everything exactly the same I would have and for exactly the same reasons

wow she looks like shit in this one

>third, while having children can be great, there are a lot of negatives there and you can still have a very great life(albeit in other ways) without them.
blue pilled as fuck

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JESUS CHRIST

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do women know how attractive this angle is?
not just the vagina itself, but the way the ass, hips, and thighs all align in a soft and beautiful shape?

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Everyone who has ever worked her has nothing but horrible things to say about her and that's in hollywood where people never say anything bad about anyone so that is pretty telling.

Even soulless 'tonight show' hosts don't want to have her on for interviews very often and avoid booking her and those guys entire jobs consist of having conversations with people they'd rather not talk to.

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>tfw this pic was released one day before and completely overshadowed by the fappining.
Atonement is the best Keira movie.

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Did she ever return in Star Wars? What happened to her character?

>she looks too emancipated

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Is David Coulthard actually the Minecraft MC?

This is the stupidest thing I've real all week.

never post again please. thanks.

>blue eyes
DELETE THIS

Dude, it is not how much estrogen, but how much soap and water.

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

>Natalie Poorman

FTFY

CUTE
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youtube.com/watch?v=dN1dgyHJ1e8

she seems like a fun person

I met her at one of her husband's gigs a few years back, she's surprisingly down to earth.

Pirates of the Carribean