Tell me why this isn't going to suck as bad as TFA

I don't know what it is but Episode 7, and everything Disney Wars just feels different. In a bad way, i can't really put my finger on it though. Is it just me?

DUDE STFU. Lucas came out with 3 fucking terrible shit ass prequels. He re-released the original trilogy like 8 times, and with each version he removed original content, added new shitty content including CGI explosions.

So please shut the fuck up with your sanctimonious bullshit about how you "wanted good movies".

It's going to be great because I can joke about how great the Empire is to people without them knowing I'm actually talking about Nazis

If you grow past college freshman contrarian phase, then it won't suck because your douchebag personality won't have a need to auto-hate.

I think Rogue One would be way better if TFA wasn't such a nostalgia trip already. If TFA had been a dip in new territory, the aesthetics of Rogue one would be a warm welcome back.

Plus, TFA undermines RO and the OT by adding a third death star. Why should we care about the mission for the first death star plans when there's about to be two more of the things?

Tfa ruined everything.

>Darktroopers
>no Jedi
>AT-ST street sweeping
>urban combat
>Donnie Yen
>Mon Mothma laying down ground rules
>starship porn
>menacing Imperials and not cartoon clowns
>no need for Easter eggs or referencing to any of the other films, their characters, or their actions
>only cameos might be droids

How would this NOT be better than TFA?

So now there is two separate Star Wars reboots

Is Hollywood fucking with us now?

This. Even though we all know how the story ends at least their trying to be original

Where did he mention Lucas? Nobody was talking about the prequals, these pieces of shit are entirely separate from the prequals and still fail, go fuck yourself

you are going to watch it anyway like the little bitch you are.
i bet you will pay full price too.

>they're trying to be original
You're mentally ill

What phase of Dark Trooper is in the movie? Dark Troopers are battle droids if my memory is correct.

Disney already expects less people to give a fuck you idiot

Unless you are a teenager or young adult chick you have no business caring if this movie will suck or not, since quite obviously you are not the intended target audience.

The Phantom Menace & Attack of the Clones are masterpieces. Revenge needed to be longer with Anakin's turning scene to the dark side otherwise was pretty good.

>MUH JAR JAR RUINS AN ENTIRE 2 HOUR FILM
oh fuck off

Explain

>implying TFA wasn't entirely fan service

I really liked pod racing, the N64 game was GOAT

There are now two star wars reboots

I think you are missinformed

no jj abrams

That's most definitely a plus.

But on the other hand there's Gareth Edwards and the massive reshoots because of the studio meddling.

but i am talking about you user.
you will suck that cock and whine to no end how bitter the cum tastes.
happens everytime with starwars fags.

Can you name one reason why it should suck that isn't bigotted?

Better director than TFA.

Reshoots.

Based off the early trailers I was thinking this movie would suck, but now based off the latest one I'm fully on board.

>not accepting kino from this point on

Because they will show Vader like he's supposed to be, a one man army, slaughtering rebels left and right

Darth Vader is in it.....

Vader isn't supposed to be a one man army. You're thinking of Boba Fett.

Not directed by Jar Jar Abrams tank

Man you didn't even need to monchrome this one, all the shots are great.

This shot. Based Mads buying his daughter time and in the process knocks off Vader's Helmet before getting slaughtered.

"You've already killed billions, saving her won't change anything."
Then her dad says/does something badass. Vader is left to dwell on the moment, the seed planted in his mind for when he will try to use his son to usurp the empire and bring peace to the galaxy.

WERE THOSE X-WINGS FUCKING CGI

DROPPED

FUCKEN

DROPPED

It's not a remake?

Thanks JJ for underusing the fuck out of your talent.

The ONLY redeeming quality is that JJ isn't directing any more star wars movies.

>not directed by JJ Abrams
>based Mads actually having a workable role, unlike Oscar Isaac's cocktease of a part
>apparent emphasis on morale and hope against all odds

That said Gareth Edwards'll fuck it up somehow. I imagine I won't actually get to see Mads vs. Vader.

>If TFA had been a dip in new territory, the aesthetics of Rogue one would be a warm welcome back.

Exactly how I feel. I'm not sure about VIII yet (probably a ESB remake) but TFA, Rouge one, and Han Solo are pretty much just gonna be the same movies, "Hey guys remember the OT :) so cool right?"

>Tell me why this isn't going to suck as bad as TFA.

Because Ben Mendelsohn's bad acting and terrible lisp will distract you from noticing its many, many flaws.

TFA doesn't look like the OT, though. To me, RO's OT-era aesthetics are a sight for sore eyes; its looking like an actual SW movie is a main selling point for me.

Agreed on the death star 3.0, though.

It will be far worse than TFA

Why does that bottom half of that poster make It Ain't Me start playing in my head?

Fuck, Vietnam inspired Stormtrooper movie when?

That is a tough challenge.

Dude, Vader has slaughtered battalions of rebels single handedly, and in the new canon too

>This shot. Based Mads buying his daughter time and in the process knocks off Vader's Helmet before getting slaughtered.

got chills. fuck i love that shot so much.

>"You've already killed billions, saving her won't change anything."
did you just make that up or is that actually whats gonna be said? thats such a fucking good line.

TFA was """"fan"""" service
and by fans i mean filthy pleb normies that only know star wars from "i'm your father"-tier memes

...

I'm impressed with the Star Destroyers, they look a lot like models while those in TFA were obvious CGI.

He's kinda taken a back seat in the new canon with the Inquisitors in Rebels but when shit needs doing hes more than up to it. Supposedly the giant explosion of the mountain we see in the trailer is by him using the Force.

>got chills

>mocking others while posting pleb-core sunny shit

lol

TFA didn't suck. Even Plinkett liked it.
His 90 minutes "review" of TFA was 55 minutes of talking about a "ring theory" and bashing the prequels some more. Then 10 minutes of nit picking details before saying just kidding, that's cinema sins job.
And then he spends the remaining 25 minutes saying there was a lot of diversity and he doesn't mind, there wasn't any sex (there never was in star wars), he literally said he wanted Finn and rey to date (race traitor), and he said it's basically a soft reboot of A new hope.

That last thing was his only valid point, but it doesn't make the movie bad.

>already angry after being mocked once

"lol"

your argument why it didnt suck based on some tard not bashing it enough seems retarded to me

TFA sucked because it had very very little new, recycled shitload of old and fucked up a lot in the process

>basically a soft reboot of A new hope.

good way of saying shameless ripoff.

remember, it IS a ripoff despite buying the rights. It's no longer made by the same teams. but it pretends to be of the same ilk. It isn't.

>fucked up a lot in the process
They rebooted the entire galaxy.

>TFA
>sucks
Stay mad, butthurt user.

what do people who disliked TFA expect in a SW movie? what would make them happy? I am not a SW fan and I don't really care, but I am kinda curios as to what would have to change for fans to be happy

my favorite is still ROTS; TFA sucks and this review perfectly explains why: youtube.com/watch?v=sg29Sa6QFes

i also miss clone troopers :(

youtube.com/watch?v=5c7jNYpPFzE

something interesting and new, something smart

not huge fuckups
for example take TFA and Han Solo + Chewy
So these two friends travel galaxy for decades and Han only now picks up the gun that Chewy used since forever and is surprised how powerful it is, and what it does?

Am I a like in a retard land? Instead of showing their deep understanding of each other with just looks and nods and knowing what to do.. they write them scenes like from a highschool musical

>shot
But that implies something was filmed.

kill yourself pleb

I was more annoyed that Chewbacca, a potentially 70+ year old wookie had no grey hair.

I expected anything but a total remake of A New Hope. KOTOR pulled the same shit but unlike TFA it's an interactive experience that fleshes out the galaxy and lets you have fun being an evil asshole. Are you pretending to be aloof? You don't see the problem with not only pissing all over everything accomplished with the OT but also making it beat for beat ANH? I hate how you retards are pretending all along people wanted a reboot/remake. We wanted a good Star Wars film which respected the mythos and cast. Not whatever the fuck TFA is. Fuck you.

Imagine how much better TFA would be if it was the same as it is now, but Rey was a Chiss.

Wookies live for hundreds of years

And what's your point dumb fuck? He had plenty in rotj

>story line starts with rebels breaking special prisoner out of jail

I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE!

This guy gets it. I've been waiting 25 years for a movie like this.

Kill yourself retard.

So?
The discussion here is a criticism of them copying ANH and playing it safe, and using what is essentially the same exact Chewbacca costume was boring.

He didn't look any older, he didn't have a different bandolier, he didn't have like a cool scar or something different. It was just the same shit.

Is James Earl Jones voicing vader in this one? Coz if its just some dude doing a JEJ impression you can consider this one dropped

Maybe with the Second Sequel Trilogy 10 years from now when this SJW nonsense has worn off and everybody has "gotten their representation" in Star Wars we can have alien main characters who aren't walking memes like Chewie, Jar Jar, and whatever those two things are in Rogue One. I'm sure shills on Reddit will argue "NO! Aliens should be goofy side kicks! I can't take a blue person seriously even though I'm apparently liberal and think Black Lives Matter!"

It's a shame it's more retarded "strong woman" bullshit with a bunch of ships and troopers that fuck up the continuity.

Yes. He also voices himself in the Rebels cartoon. He doesn't sound like he did in the films. Like Conroy he's lost his touch.

>exact Chewbacca costume was boring.
He looked younger than he ever did in the classic trilogy. Also the 3p0 costumes looked like shit. Why was the finish so dull?

It seems more likely to me that the theme of the movie is a small, weak woman and her rag tag group throw their lives away on a suicide mission to stop a giant planet destroying super weapon. I must be totally wrong about that, though.

I just want sexy alien girls as more than background elements.

But for god sake there's never even been a blonde or redheaded chick in a significant role so I don't know why I'd ever think blue skin is possible.

It's another prequel ffs

On the plus side, at least they're not calling it Episode: [insert a shit ton of roman numerals here]

How does it fuck up the continuity? You surely don't think that ships and troopers that we saw in OT were everytning Rebels and Empire had? More ships, more troopers = better.

It looks like she's the leader of the group, irebel attitude and the shot of her beating up multiple storm troopers doesn't bode well.

>knocks off Vader's Helmet
I hope not, that would be too comical. Also, he needs that thing to not die.

Not him, but A New Hope says Bothans got the Death Star plans, not lame-ass humans.

:^)

Kill yourself

>caring about autistic stormtrooper variants
>jedi in all but name with a stick
>cgi mecha
>more pointless war scenes like the prequels
>literally who
>mon mothma will say things. kino!!!
>cgi spaceships
>implying ben isnt a cartoon clown
>IMPLYING A FILM ABOUT THE NEW HOPE OPENING SCRAWL ISNT ONE GIANT FAN PANDERING POS
they're literally going to email leia's private server at the end

wrong death star

You fucking kill yourself too.

and this post doesnt even touch on the ass ugly female "i rebel" protagonist or her shitty collection of token characters in bad costumes

In the old trilogy and the eu the devolpment of technology was shown as things progressed. In disney star wars everything already existed before they took place. You don't think there would have been tie interceptors at the battle of yavin if they existed? And the fucking jet pack troopers that are going to show up

if rogue one was about the second death star and featured a homogenus group of bothans it would be kino

Boba Fett had a jet-pack, and that dude was a retard.
Clearly the Empire could afford some for some elite unit or something.

keep making excuses disney fag

>being this mad about new trooper and ship designs appearing in a movie
So this is what autism looks like

All you faggots just fall back on trying to insult anyone who questions this shit because you can't defend it.
>just turn your brain off bro hurrrr

The Empire wins in the end

You are a sad, pathetic monster.

No reason to defend it, there is literally nothing wrong with any of the new designs appearing in the movie. Shore troopers are supposedly used in jungle enviroments, death troopers are Krennic's personal unit, tie strikers are for atmospheric combat and I don't see where rebels could use U-Wing in OT. Fuck off mate

The prequels had bad cgi, poor directing, and awful acting, sure.

But they expanded the universe, added in substance to the world. TFA did nothing to expand on the universe, everything was a retelling of a new hope with the entire plot being moved by coincidence.

>Shore troopers are supposedly used in jungle enviroments

>tie strikers are for atmospheric combat
Why bother when normal ties can do that in disney star wars?

>The prequels had bad cgi
It was fantastic for it's time. some of it still looks better than parts of tfa

You're right, at the time the cgi was considered groundbreaking. I mean Yoda looks great, the problem is that it doesn't blend in well with the live action set pieces and actors.

If you want to see good cgi that aged really well just look at Jurassic Park.

What time are you going to start lining up for the toys cuck?

You're not schooling anyone. You made a stupid comment so shut the fuck up.

He doesn't knock it off, he smack the helmet so it spins around and covers Vader's face. He can't see anythingcand starts blindly slashing. Ends up cutting up a squad of storm troopers. There's a Wilhelm Scream. It's very funny.

You disgust me. Kill yourself.

>he needs that thing to not die.
Why do you even bother posting ?

>l-look guys, I hate popular movies! a-am I patrician yet

>being anti-contrarian contrarian

get out

it's not directed by JJ Abrams

Attack of the Clones is undoubtedly one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life, and I am a huge Star Wars fan and would look for any reason to defend it if there were any, but there are not. It's complete trash.

TFA didn't have Mads or Riz.

as i said I am not a great fan, I watched all of the movies and that's it. I could see OT is far superior, and that TFA is flawed but not complete shit. I was asking for what would mak fans happy and you answered me, I guess
>fuck you
rude

>I'll eat any shit disney serves up

Mads can't save this shit and no one give s a fuck about that other guy.

>TFA is flawed but not complete shit
Just kill yourself now faggot

Will stormtroopers ever not be comically inept at their job? Seriously, its fucking laughable at this point. How did they even keep control of the empire this long if they can't even shoot straight.

gotta push that strong woman propaganda

I still can't believe star sold for only 4$billion. I can't even imagine how much money Disney is going to make off it.

TFA had its flaws, but it was pretty good nonetheless

the only thing worse than fan boys are contrarians, they are the same mindless bunch of idiots but only with a more smug and unjustifiable sense of superiority
if I had to choose between the two I'd take the fan boys, at least they don't dwell on negativity all the time because they are miserable fucks

they are trying to do their own thing, rather than trying to appease the autistic fanbase with retarded fanservice.

There's lots of potential in the SW universe for good stories, it's just the Episode format which has grown stale and dry, with all its pandering and "poetry"

>the only thing worse than fan boys are contrarians, they are the same mindless bunch of idiots but only with a more smug and unjustifiable sense of superiority
>if I had to choose between the two I'd take the fan boys, at least they don't dwell on negativity all the time because they are miserable fucks
If your lack of understanding regarding the franchise allowed you to enjoy it that's fair enough but if someone with deeper understanding couldn't enjoy it for that reason it's up to them. People are entitled to their own opinions.

What happened to Williams? Jesus Christ, TFA sounds fan scored in comparison to this.

>What happened to Williams?

He's fucking OLD

Not it wasn't. Objectively speking it was 2/10 at best.

It's a shot for shot shitty remake of new hope, but with awful characters and zero chemistry.

The first draft was better, the poe character was supposed to be female and the protagonist.
Still terribly unoriginal, but less shitty.

>worst mary-sue of all time
>comic relief spacenigga
>anus eyes grandma
>gay quipping pilot extra with lots of screentime
>dude the empire are nazis

It was fucking bad.

There was nothing in tfa to inspire him.

The more I think about Star Wars 7, the more it pisses me off.

It undid literally everything accomplished in the originals.

> There is no longer balance to the force
> The empire has still not been defeated
> There is a new, even better death star so Luke and Lando accomplished nothing longterm
> Leia is not learning to be a Jedi
> Leia and Han are not together
> Han is back to being a somewhat sleazy smuggler
> Luke is still learning to be a Jedi
> The prophecy of the originals was apparently meaningless, because Anakin's redemption apparently accomplished nothing.
> It even undid little things like Luke losing his saber, which was somehow recovered from falling into an abyss

Why is there a resistance when the Empire is destroyed?

How powerful is the New Order actually? They say it's the remnants of the Empire yet the Empire didn't have the means to build a Death Star the size of a planet.

What's the deal with the Republic? Who are they and why isn't Leia with them?

Why did Hux hold a speech for his men before firing the death star? It's not like they're marching to war. For the guys, it's just another day at the office.

Why did this movie make such a big deal out of the Republic being destroyed when we don't even know what the Republic actually was?

How could a stormtrooper janitor use a lightsaber efficiently to the point of holding quite well against a Sith disciple?

How could an untrained girl defeat a Sith disciple when she didn't know about the Force until 30 minutes ago and this was her first time using a lightsaber?

What was the point of the aliens released in the cargo? It had no impact on the movie at all save that scene.

Why were Finn and Poe such good friends when they met? They had spent a total of five minutes together, with four of them consisting of Poe doubting Finn's abilites.

What was the point of Luke making it so hard to find him and why did R2D2 wake up at such a convenient time of the story?

Why is the Empire still building death stars with massive weak points?

Why is Hux leading the New Order when he looks like he's in High School? Surely there is someone with more experience than him around.

What is the point of Maz? They say she's some pirate but why would someone like that be of value to a jedi like Luke?

Is Luke really that indifferent to the galaxy that he's willing to let four planets blow up rather than intervene himself?

Why was the Millenium Falcon so conveniently placed there? Did someone forget to take the car keys?

Why does Snoke insist on looking like a Playstation character?

>Objectively speking
pic related

>worst mary-sue of all time
partly true, but I still liked her rey a cute

>comic relief spacenigga
I liked his character and I don't think he's just there for comic relief

>anus eyes grandma
agreed, worst thing about the movie

>gay quipping pilot extra with lots of screentime
he doesn't even have that much screentime

>dude the empire are nazis
they always were supposed to be some kind of space nazis, if you mean the over the top speech, I still think it was okay because it reminded me of Goebbels

>rey a cute
Kill yourself

>I liked his character and I don't think he's just there for comic relief
His character made no sense at all.

well it doesn't make sense how he immediately shoots his comrades

that's really one of the flaws I admit

My man!
My girlfriend at the time LOVED this game and got me hooked on it. The last vidya I ever got into.

There seems to be exactly ZERO hype for this. That Star Wars bubble have burst faster than DCuck Extended Universe

You must be referring to TFA

reminder that finn is force sensitive

youtu.be/MPhHl2DpD4E?t=1m44s

>hears the screams of the people through the force causing him to turn around and see the shot from starkiller base

You have autism.

>Wants Star Wars
>Without the wars.

His personality doesn't fit his characters place in the story.

Keep dreaming nigger.

just pointing out the truth, didnt state my opinion on it

Too bad it's not the truth.

why isnt it the truth?

>What is new order
>In 20 or 30 or whatever years it's impossible for death star tech to become feasible on starkiller scale
>"Who are the republic?"
Watch films 1-3 and listen to tarkin in 4. Leia is in resistance
>blowing up the galaxy's washington dc is another day at the office
>implying fo stormtroopers aren't trained in melee combat
Maybe just you know that "sith" disciple is a woundy edgy emo loser and she's basically the chosen one 2.p
>scenes cant exist for their own sake
Luke was ashamed of himself. R2d2 waking up is the only big flaw in the movie. Maybe luke activated him with the force after feeling a disturbance
>implying they wouldn't remove the weak points if they could
New order are neo nazis not nazis. Hux has some connections to stormtrooper training academy or whatever

Youre so fucking dumb it hurts, go back to baneposting

Theres a difference between the main character leading x wings and literally who nobodies dying en masse in cgi shootouts

Finn isn't a Jedi, that's all there is to it.

...

Is this faggot for real?

She's in better shape and has less wrinkles than Felicity Jones

She's hot, huh?

that kid on the right
>it smells bad in here
>my feet hurt
>I hope nobody fucks my mom again

poor kids

On the plus side they get to see her at home!

Doesn't matter if it sucks or not, it will still make billion$

looks kind of asian to me, those kids don't look like hers. either they're random people or she their step-mom.

that last one gotta be mighty awkward.

No, it won't.

awkward with some benefits maybe

You're the kid with the brown hair, right?

This. Stormtroopers make Trek's red shirts look like SEALS.

nope

I can't, the reshoots were specifically to make it more TFA-like.

They did well on the tantive IV the death star and Hoth. They also did pretty well on Endor until the ewoks showed up.

Those prequels where so bad its not even funny!

I bet she's a fun mom.

Nothing is as bad as tfa

Prequels are the ones that felt WAY off! Naw to me the Disney ones feel just like the originals.

TFA was pretty good

kill yourself disney fag

>>>/normiebook/

>people over the age of 18 un-ironically think the prequals are better than TFA

Yes, but it could have been much better.

>WAY off! Naw
Fuck off nigger.

but they are user

Why do people have such a hate boner for TFA? It's sad to watch.

The only good thing in the prequels is based Sheev.

>acting like Gareth Edwards won't underuse his talent
>The guy that had Bryan Cranston and Juliet Binoche die in the first 30 minutes of his Godzilla movie

Mads won't be in for more than the opening, Mendelsohn will be in a "do you feel in charge" type of role again and Donnie Yen will die after his first fight scene.

that's more than the good things in episode 8

For anyone who loved star wars before watching tfa, It was a slap in the face.

Some were genuinely disappointed with it being a soft reboot, some are just prequelfags and contrarians

It have good things and I liked Kylo Ren but men it repeats the same shit than in episode 4. All this time waiting for something new, waiting to be surprised and they do the same fucking movie with the same plot but with different carachters.

What a dissapoinment.

Some people thought everything about it was shit and it didn't fit with the other 6.

>It's sad to watch.
That's what I said after seeing the movie too.

Good... gooooooddd

feminist SJW WARs that's how.