>H-hey user they won't let me in because of the no singles policy
>Can you pretend that we're, you know....
H-hey user they won't let me in because of the no singles policy
Jose Scott
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Aiden Watson
That depends, can you "pretend" to suck my dick during the movie?
Noah Robinson
Just FYI guys, this is a trap.
Evan Turner
lol no it isn't
Liam Murphy
even better tbqh
Liam Kelly
That you're my mother? Alright. You do look old enough.
Benjamin Watson
No it isn't
Jaxson Reed
proof it then
Ian Gutierrez
I'm not convinced, you should post more for proof
Benjamin Anderson
I've seen her instagram, but I'm pretty sure you get banned for posting personal info so I'm not going to bother. She and her twin sister have a lot of followers though.
Nathan Price
YELLOWED
Anthony Lopez
you won't get banned for posting her Instagram mate.
Nathan James
Blacked > Yellowed
William Reed
A cashier at my local grocer has this look complete with the anime eye makeup. I always buy my steel reserve there
Michael Phillips
You're thinking of Ella.
Tyler Baker
Traps are good.
Parker Flores
Nah, you're thinking of her weaboo sister. This girl is just obsessed with medieval/fantasy stuff.
Jordan Allen
Sure b-but we should hold hands just to be more convincing
Luke Harris
know what?
Daniel Flores
>tfw Saskia will never teach you how to swordfight
it's not fair
Charles Wilson
>be me
>go to cinema alone
>feet and armpits get all sweaty
>can't bare to look the stub collector in the eye
>make my way to my seat
>nothing but row after row after row of happy, attractive couples
>squeeze past a line of cute teenagers
>can hear them whisper to each other, probably about me
>trip over one of their legs
>smack my head on an armrest
>soda and popcorn goes everywhere
>basically full on crying at this stage
>eventually get to my seat
>can feel everyone staring at me
>distinctly hear someone say "how pathetic"
>pit in my stomach plummets
>feel a sharp jolt
>I'm lying in bed
>it was all a bad dream
>roll over and spoon my girlfriend
>she reaches around and gives my raging member a playful squeeze
Anyone else know this feel?
Joshua Jenkins
Her dad seems pretty cool too.
Benjamin Walker
Y-you too
Carson Thomas
Sorry user, I don't think Chad would like that.
Nicholas Thompson
What, hitting your head and entering a fantasy world?
Not really.
Christian Morales
I wanna kick her ass at HEMA
Michael Roberts
I will never not be annoyed by the self-absorbed attention whoring Instagram pages of women.
Easton Morris
oh good, was about to reject the proposition.
Levi Long
She does look older than she is when the photo is not from a flattering angle.
Kayden Turner
sister is cuter it seems
Blake Davis
Ella is literally a whore though.
Wyatt Moore
she loks so retard
Aaron Brown
She's cute.
Connor Baker
bully
Lincoln Young
Eh, I wish it wasn't so user.
Lincoln Sanders
she's an attention whore but I really doubt she sleeps around, probably too aspie for local chads
Lucas Parker
No, by 'whore' I meant 'fucks for money'. How do you think she affords those shopping trips to Singapore?
Hunter Martin
no you can't borrow my falcon
Henry Adams
isn't she rich ?
Aaron King
>"literally" and "whore" have become so overused that user actually had to explain that he meant a prostitute
kek
Joseph Cooper
Doubt it. Went to a public school.
Levi Myers
yeah!
a cute retard bitch
Christian Cook
She looks like Spoony. Not that one, the other one.
Jeremiah Hall
well the character was said to be as pretty as any woman
Benjamin Kelly
Is she her daughter?
Leo James
Not unless she was a victim of some cunnyposter. Saskia is 19 m8