/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: TBD

Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD

Care Package winner: TBD

Most Likely Going Home: TBD

PUNISHMENTS

>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex had a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott wwas stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>rip Monte
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her

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justin is not with the girls

its not happening, he will ruin this

Cbs mobile site is so shit. I couldn't find a link anywhere to vote
Actually got the streams to work so I guess that's kinda cool tho

wow they are making all kinds of accusations

fuck danielle
fuck justin
fuck jason

fuck all of them

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LOL

justin thinks them joking about trying to convince scott to put him up was real

Danielle is such a cunt

>Talking shit about Alex hugging Scott when he won HOH

>Then justifies doing the same thing to Jason by saying "we were fighting for our lives"
>Krispy: "Yeah way bigger stakes"

Fucking delusional man

wew

>Scott making his move

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any degenerate footfag here who can rate these objectively?

Need a better shot

LNC is unwatchable

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FUCKING SCOTT KEK

Trying so hard to get any of the girls in his bed

All decline

Absolute madman

>Alex has big nips
>Morgan has small nips

I think this objectively makes Morgan the superior sister

Got to admit it was a solid effort

morgan is only a have not for 23 more hours

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what in the fuck is justing doing

LOL

this is classic

Shrimpman saying he doesn't trust Shanielle to Scott right now... Please let this become a fucking alliance

he just shit talked the entire other side including scott to the LNC

i have no idea who he is misting

I trust this one-on-one convo more than him saying what a group of people want to hear... This is definitely becoming a pseudo-alliance

He's giving Scott info that LNC would disown him for

Who's about to drink a beer with Scott?

I am

eh, not really. he knows shanielle is scotts target and he is just telling him what he wants to hear by saying he doesnt trust them

Shrimp is playing everyone, including the viewer

>he knows shanielle is scotts target

Did he really though? I feel like that's a level of awareness that Shrimpman's not capable of yet... Unless he already sat in on one of the convos Scott had with the plastics that I missed

REMINDER

Shrimpman said in his Live DR that the ONLY person he trusts 100% is Jason

vid.me/V0WV

Can we use this to turn the Shrimpman fans against the rest of the shitboree?

he also said put out shelby as americas vote to both sides

now he told krispy who scott is putting up

lol wtf is he doing

That may be doable, pham

thats his homegirl, he wants her to feel safe

looks like shrimpman is tired of the negative vibes of the late night crew

this really turned painful

alex is the perfect everything
vid.me/YvvK

jason already told them two

How many teeth does Scott have?

At the time we all wondered why shrimpman turned his back on dani the 2nd day and basically ignored her
Good job shrimpman. Sniffed out the evil petty whore she is

all is not well in the LNC

real students of the game, report in
\o

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scott never told jason anything, it was speculation

is the late night crew going to split up?

after the monte eviction, jason told shrimpman that scott will most likely target the showmance again

danielle and justin blow up

why is danielle the root of every issue in the house

hmmm, isnt that a mystery

At the first sign of problems

While plastics+Scott stuck together when there was basically no hope
Nearly brings a tear to my eye. Hopefully at least 3 or 4 of them can make it to the end

uh oh sounds like shrimpman said he wanted to have kids with his three girlfriends and danielle called him selfish and not respectful to women or some shit

lol looks like shrimpman called out danielle baby daddy not paying child support

does child development come into play when your getting fingered on live tv

Preesh.

Shane also said that Shrimpman doesn't respect women. This showmance is just asking to lose America's favor.

I step away for a few...and scrimpman is pissed at the LNC?

He's sexist.

>tfw our leader tried to warn the other HGs
>they only see the light after they executed him
I already know, yadig?

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>checking jokers when the polls just restarted

danielle crying.

what did justin do?

in yesterdays poll danielle is way at the bottom too.

Is dani on the bottom because she killed her puppy?

nothing, the plastics just dominate in the early am poll. he'll climb back up

his true colors are coming out

God I hope so

said something about danielles baby daddy not caring about his kid

blah blah blah sexist thing bah blah blah

i looked on twitter and there's a danielle stan with a crying pepe profile pic.

fucking normies.

>He doesn't understand that the child is an infant...

Neely just dropped stuff in the shower and bent down like Alex did

A saggy tit might have hung below the frosted glass

Think I saw her swing one above the frosted glass when she was soaping up too

>neeley: my stepdad raised me, i had a great childhood but my bio dad sucks

the conversation was child support and what hurt danielle was probably about the baby daddy

>danielle: the comment he made like my son's father, that was
>krispy: i know i know

>tfw trying to keep it cool while tweeting on the 'impartial' troll account

the stupidity on there physically hurts my body

Then tweets like this make me feel like it might be worth it

>krispy: he just proved in 5 minutes what monte couldnt prove in 2 weeks

Monte BTFO by shrimpman again.

What couldn't monte prove?
I have a fucking impossible time paying attention to what Krispy says

monte's apologies were always fake as hell. he never understood when he did something wrong.

>Preesh.
np dude

If you anons rip and upload any vids that can be used for trolling, just post em here and we Twitteranons will take the reins

>misting that crazy motherfucker
I'm impressed.

shane ex girlfriend reminds him of shelby

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Nice one dude, but the longer the better pham

also if anons are retweeting, make sure you put #BBOTT in the retweet text so it goes onto the feed

Absolutely.
I just didn't want to include the part where he sort of backtracked.

Oh, word. I shoulda assumed there was a contextual reason.

God's work user

2 days until society game starts
hype!

reminder that if you haven't watched AT LEAST 1 season of the genius you don't deserve to post in this student of the game general

You got me believing in meme magic and shit. That's incredible.

relax ian
none of us are asian

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not that beta manlet who won purely because of a bitter jury and has so little self respect he would hang out with reddit unironically

Thanks bruh. Just a lowly student of the game who honed my shitposting skills on Cred Forums

roasted

vape nation

>Kryssie says that if Scott were smart he would nominate two people from his own side.
>In doing so he would totally redeem himself.
the toppest of keks

yasss queen slayyyy

>the shitmance is below Cornbread

i thought she was saying monte was right and justin proved it by his own actions

Why is /bb/ always ahead of the curve?

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we don't appeal to anything but what is actually there

thingken about clean n jerks

Because we're literally the only 40 non-retarded people on the planet that watch Big Brother

Whelp I quoted the wrong post there so disregard the part about not being retarded for 1/40th of /bb/
Meant for

we understand bro this isn't reddit

roasted

I swear, the Cameramen are so fucking based this season
The other day they had the camera on Shanielle making out in the Yoga room and the cameraman pan/zoomed into Paul's "Fuck Showmances" quote on the tip board

>tfw you finna get larp raeped but your dog killed itself

alex is the better sister don't you EVER get that mixed up

word

alex alex alex

Real talk. After much deliberation, I'm jealous of you fucks who aren't too jaded to have a waifu.

Requires a degree of childlike wonder and hopefulness that my brain can't even register anymore

I feel like a young dude acting like a crotchety old fucking man just typing this... then I remember I'm less than six months away from my 30s. Fuck. Time actually moves. You don't realize it untl you hit an arbitrary marker like a new decade.

feelsbadman. Thanks for reading my blog faggot

t. drunkanon

It is 8am you need to stop drinking now

they're bored as fuck they only got one week off after doing this all summer

waifus are ironic m8
sounds like you got misted

Why does Big Brother fan base majority the black woman?

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beautiful!

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imagine the kind of dick she can suck with those lips

>roasted by production for being a boring disgusting slob

truly the GOAT

but Leader literally never did anything wrong.

Wow, you must be a black supremacist. Stop being racist against white people, POS.

It's uncanny.

>tfw you want to redpill your alliance of QTs on the inner workings of black twitter but you have a hot mic 24/7

Astute as fuck tbqh

>tfw alliances are a spook

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that's liz

i miss cornbread

we don't like coalburning prostitutes here

>we

Looks like Krispy will be the nom if Scott puts up shanielle BUT Danielle might get America's vote

nigga u a homofag

I can't wait for Shelby to wake up!

Why

same
shes so cute
so CUTE

the man who did nothing wrong?

if you like a hot piece of worn out ass like morgan over an edgy independent thinker like shelby or a pure family oriented girl like alex something is seriously wrong with your dick

please save your stupid nonsensical bait posts for when a bump is needed

>fat
lol

I kind of want to start trolling even harder, this account is bitching that everyone online is mad at Danielle but isn't mad at Justin for his child care remarks etc.

I want to reply to her saying it's because black guys are cool but black women are awful

have you accepted alex into your heart today?

Sorry i don't watch BB but who is this retard and why is he so popular among the women?

Let the morning bring me word of your unfailing love,
for I have put my trust in you.
Show me the way I should go,
for to you I entrust my life.

Alex 143:8

yer mum

alex>morgan>shelby>whitney and there's no onther girl in the house

#REKT

roasted

Ok which one of you n bombs did this

loving the rich and vibrant meme variety in this thread
keep it up!

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Who would starve their own dog lol

No need to make up lies. It's kind of disgusting

she gave it a certain brand of food that is known and she knew that if you give it to a dog they will more than likely not want to eat anything else and then she couldnt afford it and tried feeding it something else. it stopped eating like she knew might happen and rather than get the type of food it liked OR even take it to the vet when it got very sick from not eating, she went to some pet supply and tried giving it who knows what from a syringe but it still wouldnt eat and finally died from starvation

it literally happened and she could have prevented it but she couldnt afford the food or the vet... hey guess what, give the dog to someone who could afford to take care of it or have it euthanized, dont just let it die on your patio. she's deplorable human being

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she laughed about seaworld and said she didnt care about what they do and still would go and give them money so she could be entertained
she's scum

There is nothing wrong with seaworld

Stop using meme arrows in a tweet autismopinions

k

kek I gotta see this

holy shit

We twitter now

hey boys

hay grill

u want sum fuccboi?

Can't wait for my waifu to wakey wakey

do you guys seriously have big brother waifus?

I don't but I'm a well adjusted person. Some strong autism ITT for the OTT season

some observations for the days ahead

1. scott's nom speech attempting to blow up shanes game is going to fall flat as they all know he was going to try to make deals with scott and nobody will be shocked by the revelation he was in an alliance with him, monte and cornbread.

2. unfortunately justin's blow up with danielle last night is only going to get her more sympathy from the single mothers

3. we have to hope america doesnt put shelby up as their nom because if they do its over

no but i'd make alex my wifey if you know what i mean

they're called BBfus

what the fuck I'm home sick from work and Marcellus is on celebrity name game as a contestant

and marie from breaking bad is his celebrity kek

like other contestants are supposed to try to guess who the fuck he is?

no even better he's a nobody he didn't even mention big brother. do you know the game taboo?
>stand at a podium facing a celebrity his is marie from breaking bad
>a screen behind you has a celebrity name on it
>in person celebrity gives you clues to guess who it is

it's my first time watching so I'm not sure if it changes going forward. it's on fox

scott drinking coffee that has been sitting in the pot on the warmer all night

morgan too

nobody at work believes that ur sick

she drinks gross black shit all the time so that's no surprise

krispy using the coffee pot to refill the water

disgusting

that's fine with me. also Marcy is really good at this game

Vic looks really good

they boned

lol alex nods her head when she takes her first bite of food

every time

cute :3

the only thing that would ever make me drop bridgette is if she let paul bone her

>caring about a bunch of fish

danielle is a dumb baboon but that's not a good reason to hate someone

he boned her in her asshole
how does that make you feel?

iktfb

>let paul bone her
you think girls just "let" guys have sex with them?

yes
see morgan
especially if they are black guys

are you implying paul raped her

i hope the waifu calls out jason on his candy bullshit today

current waifu power rankings
1 whitney
2 shelby
3 alex
4 morgan

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thats crazy

all 3 nipples in that pic are hard af

thats incredible

Who is this?

rice krispy

kripsy kreme

krispy's jacket has to smell so fuckin bad
she never takes that thing off

i dont get it

her name is kryssie and she's fat

maybe your faggot ass shouldn't enter threads you don't know anything about

racist

stop race baiting

Shut up nigger

we prefer the term race realist here

Justin recapping how annoying Danielle was last night

"If anything they need me"

He's kinda pissed still

krispy still thinks scott attacked her

shes the one who tried spinning her psycho analysis bullshit on him

you mean psycho analist

lol danielle below cornbread on jokers

youtube.com/watch?v=DZfYeT51E2w

what did she do?

Morgan in glasses reminds me of a girl I knew in high school who I nearly committed suicide over when she rejected me.

m8

shoutout to the people on twitter who are defending Danielle's puppy killing

the shitmance really pouring it on hard

>feeds turned off

bbl

damn sounds like you got youtube.com/watch?v=Z4UgxUl_wQI

can you not?

killed her dog

sure i'll save the next one for a really good roast

>She was the HOH's no 1 target and got herself off the pecking order.
Are these people even watching the same show

It's really fucking insane, never before have I seen a season where there are just so many people that must be watching an entirely different series.

Seriously...there's always delusion and denial with groups of BB fans, but its never been this blatantly obvious.

friendly reminder to cancel feeds if Scott loses ACP in 90 mins

Oh yeah, I don't need a reminder but thanks.

I'm sure CBS will get the message if that is the case. I don't see anyone other than Scott winning though. If a LNC wins it, we know it's Black Twitter: The Show, and can all move on

Staying positive though :)

>Scott: Lemon Jell-O?

I already cancelled last week tho

Yep I'm staying positive too. Seems like LNC votes were split between Shane/Neeley and some even sent votes to Scott via that retarded propaganda that spread, kek

im cancelling if americas nom is plastics and they dont win veto

Lol i love that Scott image

Same, but I think Krispy has a high chance of being nominated by america. She's getting my fucking votes.

You could sign up again and prepare to re-cancel.

I'll help with the america's nom propaganda but i cant dedicate time to every voting cause

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why does her face look so different in all these caps

Yes

1. Whit
2. Morgan
3. Hue
4. neeley
5. Alex

she's anorexic

normally they are fed whatever cbs wants them to see in the show. Now they need to think for themselves and that's something they can't do/

haven't seen this season at all, but my mommy wants to go
Should we go?

sure

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she gains weight in her face first

you honestly need to stop

that was the last roast

okay

psych
here's another one
just kidding bro ;^) __________________________

>Morgan STILL flirting with Justin

What a temptress.

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predict how good the feeds will be for the 2 hours following scott receiving his care package expressed in a value from 1-10

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yes

predict how good this thread will be after shane receives his care package in a value from 1-10

What is Paul doing with Bridgette?
I thought he was scared of her.

they boned

putting it in her butthole

LEWD

She's a femme fatale that's seducing him

hope he wore a condom

>liking e-""""celebs"""" on social media

fucking normies get out

where can I watch the second eviction episode? russian cave doesn't have it

oh my, danielle is so cold from getting into pool for 2 seconds. Let's waste some more water in shower.
I'm praying for a have not.

bmx replays

apparently my mommy is off that day
I'll get pics for you guys

it really bothers me that she turns the shower on before she jumps in the pool

Did we already talk about Connor Lammert?

Wow does she really?
Bitch there is a fucking DROUGHT

On cbs

house on lockdown. All the girls fix their makeup and Krusty moves her ass only to bed so she can lay like a whale.

I'm glad I was never a pathetic bridgefag

I couldn't imagine getting cucked by Paul

water has to be warm when she gets there or the consequences will be severe

#HaveNotNow

>nigmance on 2 cams

nope

id rather watch hue read the condom package label

Wonder how jelly Frank is that he never got a piece of that

frank's girl is better

>bmx replays
thanks.
not American

>freaashh becauase its eeen a baeeeg

>basic white girls
Yawn

am I the most autistic person here?

When I post something like:

"We gotta get the grossmance out NOW i cant stand watching them"

And someone replies with:
"Um...you know you can stop watching...right? No one is forcing you."

What is the best way to reply?
Of course I'm at first filled with the sudden desire to snap their neck
Next I have to refrain from shouting out the n-word dozens of times in all-caps and exclamation points

no one is forcing you to suck dick and yet you do it for a quick buck hoe

true students of the game never stop watching

>tfw Danielle and Jason will be pushed to the final two

I am become death.

are you twitter autist?

i'm too old to go on an adventure like that but i fully support him and think it's fun

the tiny portions hue eats is adorable

alex is a cute eater

she always nods her head in approval when she takes her first bite

well he or she has you beat

good girl

20 minutes til @laquisha get's wrecked

because we're very insular and dont conform to whatever the twitterverse believes

what deal can they offer justin to get him to vote out the shitmance this week instead of waiting?

Always seems to be the case huh?

>when someone tells you you're not the most autistic while using a meme you created

>They're hijacking half of the available cams and preventing us from seeing more interesting things happening in other rooms.
>I'm paying to watch a 65-day chess match, not The Bachelor.

hes already willing to do it

you cant force shrimpman to do something, he does it on his own

preach

Hey guys, how's it going?

i really hope scott gets the care package, even if it isnt that powerful. it will make the other side question america

no BB, please do tell danielle to obstruct her microphone. infact just tell her to take it off so we dont have to hear her

thats not what he told krispy and jason in the kitchen this morning

they still want to pick off the other side if america puts one of the up and they are shilling to have shelby put up

Not bad. Just did my absentee voting. Easier than I was expecting

What is it about Danielle's voice that's so awful?

She just talks so loud and fast and smug to talk over everyone and make it sound like her words are so important. This bitch is like 23 but she act's like she needs to be listened to. Maybe it's the annoying accent too but it's the smugness that drives me crazy

hes not shilling to put up shelby, he said him and the house will vote her out if shes americas nominee

>not rolling up to your polling station with a MAGA hat on

they about to do america's nom?

ah no, he said he hopes its her. then him and krispy called her crazy then he looked right at the camera and begged for america to put her up

Care package

Is this by The Genius? if so I'm watching

morgan gets on my fucking nerves

we waiting to make a new thread until care package or make a new one right before?

>not rolling up to your nearest checkpoint with a KRAV MAGA hat on

ikr -.-

>cancermance comes in the kitchen and ruins the fun

just go back to london and close the door

who cares

>neely: you want someone who's one day gonna throw you against that wall
>morgan claps in agreement

I do, that's why I asked

danielle is insane wtf

new thread

who the fuck are you?

>hue: im probably going to get less dick than before

wew

my mommy wants to go. I'll get pics for you guys

>Morgan likes to be told what to do during sex

WEW

>watching a cam when the cancer is in the room