I find it strange that Leo has never fucked Miranda Kerr because pretty much every other woman I crave, he has already fucked. Who knows. Maybe it's yet to happen. It's probably already in the books.
I find it strange that Leo has never fucked Miranda Kerr because pretty much every other woman I crave...
She's been with Orlando Bloom for ages.
I got bad news user.
He did fuck her.
She left Orlando to get boned by Leo, and she actually thought he would do more than dick her. And he didn't, so she went and fucked a billionaire who dumped her for Mariah Carrey, and then went and found another chump billionaire to take her on after she got her tits done (fantastic tit job btw)
leo is your spirit penis
She got her tits done? Whyyyy
she's not been with him for ages
nigger get with the times, didn't you see Legolas naked wakeboarding with Katy Perry?
Miranda is rooting Elon Musk now
those tits must be because she's a mum now
crikey she's a fair dinkum bonza sheila, cobbers
what a letdown, please commit sengoku khan.
Miranda-chan super desu kawaii uguu
Struthe
'ken oath
Hope she's finally over fucking rich, attractive and successful men and goes through a poor, ugly loser phase. I am so ready
I like the story of Leo cuckolding Chris Brown out of that prime mulatto pussy. Shit is straight out of the slavery days when the master would knock up the slave slut and the nigmos were forced to take white dna. Most cucked race of men of all time.
She literally slobbered all over James Packer's hairy wrinkly balls. Why would Leo want her?
crikey diggers
I wouldn't count on it.
She's hit the wall, and she needs to settle down.
And she didn't aim for a mere celebrity millionaire. She was fishing for billionaires.
Try again in 30 years. You might get to Minelli her.
Also;
>attractive men
Well, we all have your tastes.
Flawless cheekbones
tfw i'd actually fuck 90 y/o miranda
too right Kev
Keep hope alive.