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Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Problem Child 2

Army Dog

>Batman v. Superman
Why? The cast was good, perfect old batman and superman, charismatic villain, good atmosphere and setting, but why was the movie so shit? Can someone explain?

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Failure to Launch (2006) Starring Matthew McConaguey and the lovely Sarah Peter Parker.

>Prime Matthew McConaughughey
> It had Zooey Deschanel in it when she was still pure.
> Its a perfect representation of the NEET lifestyle
> Has a realistic ending that is fun for everyone.

Zack Snyder

No you got it right, it really is a flawless masterpiece left for admiring for all the generations to come.

It surely isn't an already dated studio intervention movie with half of it being just a big meaningless setup for the next big studio intervention movies and a third act so generic and forgettable that leaves the director with no artistic integrity whatsoever.
It surely isn't that.

Overwrought melodrama with no purpose beyond letting DDL act DAMAGED but he gets away with it because he used to be a giant memelord attention-whore stage-actor.

>I MEME YOUR MEMESHAKE
>I MEEEEEEMEEEEE IT UP

too slow

>perfect representation of the NEET lifestyle
but he was never seen furiously debating online with cheeto dust on his fingers or caught jacking off to cuckold porn. plus he actually got laid

But what about the framing and composition?
What about the production and set design?
What about the editing and pacing?
What about the blocking and delivery?
What the all the other filmmaking elements?

Because if your only problem is the "overwrought" script than the movie should atleast be good if everything else is great.

i know it's fun to pretend to be retarded, but that's just factually wrong, user.

Art doesn't exist in a vacuum, we have to think about what's being said. And I don't think that There Will Be Blood has anything to say worth hearing.

it's not possible to enjoy this

I can enjoy a good piece of music even if the lyrics are sub par.

And actually I would prefer that rather than great lyrics but shit everything else.

Are you triggered, boy?

I liked it until the ending. DDL deserved the oscar for sure.

The Master (first non meme answer btw)

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I Love You, Man is better in every way

well, nice dubs at least

i liked it
its comfy

>good music with shit lyrics
doesn't exist
>shit music with great lyrics
I don't really think that this exists either

Ben Affleck

they don't pretend, they are just plebs

>old classic moves
>arthouse
>obscure movies

it's not because you don't understand bravonolan's genius that it wasn't a brilliant movie, user

>ITT: Worldwide critically acclaimed movies which are loved by normies and critics alike, but I can't seem to enjoy them so rather than developing a taste and moving on I am just going to defensively call out everyone a stupid pretentious pleb for enjoying it just so I feel a bit better of myself for a brief moment.

Fixed that for you.

Boogie Nights

Ghostbusters (2016)

Serious answer.

kill yourself add faggot.

Would be close, but I'd say Children of Men is better. I'm a pleb though so obviously disregard my onion.

just because plebs like it doesnt mean its shit

TWBB is the Transformers of the "Films people pretend to like"-genre.

>I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND SO DOES ROTTEN TOMATOES SO YOU'RE WRONG, SAD!

what does that sentence mean?

>Stop liking what I don't like!

Entirely too much.

It's not a bad film at all but it's definitely one of his worst and is entirely overrated. It's literally a movie people say they like and reference to look cool.

It means TWBB is the most entry level "serious auteristic movie" out there.

It's basically casual kino

Maybe if you're a faggot born in the 90's or later but at the time it was something different.

Lord Love A Duck was different for its time too.

No.

Pulp Fiction really is Quentin's best, only contrarians disagree.

Obligatory

but I actually do really like that film, I'd say more people pretend NOT to like it.

Whats your point? pulp fiction is a good movie . Just because it's hip for too cool for school millennials to shit on it doesn't mean it's bad.

It's on the lower end of the curve of quality for his movies but it's treated like a masterpiece.
Any movie worse than The Big Lebowski isn't a masterpiece, period.

no. magnificent ambersons though

I saw this on VHS when it came out without any hype before it and it was immediately my favorite movie. It is by far his best movie and still my favorite movie to this day.

Zero. Fucking. Taste.

pulp fiction is tarantinos best

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you're thinking of Jackie Brown

I've never seen this, Citizen Kane, or Gone With the Wind and don't ever plan to

The Raid

What the fuck are you doing?

>charismatic villain

Gone With the Wind is legitimately good. It'll make you cry like a woman.

Good decision. That's eight hours of your life saved.

Do you want a cookie? I don't get this type of attitude, it's almost like you're doing so only in protest because of how critically acclaimed/popular they are.

Kane?

any bergman film

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Yeah, like posting on Cred Forums is time well spent

This is legitimately my favourite film. Perfect script, performances and direction, and genuinely genre-defying (is it a thriller? Love story? War movie? Comedy?)

I will strip off my shirt and fight any man in the car park who watches it and still claims to be unimpressed.

dont know how people dont like this desu except if they have some kind of le moral objection to it

It's not a thriller or comedy, that's for damn sure.

It was a too skow for me personally. Also nothing very significant happened. I still think its above average but it just wasnt for me and i dont think id ever watch it a third time.

>Love story?
that's why I haven't watched it

I actually prefer sleepless in seattle to this. And rosie odonnell was in that shit.

Yea lol i think that guy is retarded the movie is extremely sad

Are you fucking kidding me? I thought I would hate the movie since I don't typically care for classical musicians nor period pieces set during this era. But fuck me, Pinto from Animal House was fucking great and I loved the film.

>HAHAHAHAHA

ah there it is

Im only defending the film because I went in not expecting to enjoy it and was pleasantly surprised. I thought it would a a completely pretentious, pompous shit show like the characters that the film is portraying. But it was just a good film in general. Not FANTASTIC, but good.

Pretending to like a film: The post

So I liked a movie, which I didn't originally think I was going to enjoy. And I'm pretending?

>gets cucked

He uses the kid so he'd seem more appealing and family-friendly when dealing with conservative farmers and trying to buy their land. He also has a sad story about how his wife died.

Sátántangó

how to reveal yourself as a pleb on Cred Forums. the film isn't 'too slow' you're just 'too spastic' to have an attention span longer than a goldfish.

It's got some damn funny lines, and the tension gets cranked up retty good, too.

Rebuild 2.0

terry bradshaw was hilarious as the dad. i hope to one day have my own naked room.

[spoilers] Man from London is better but [spoilers]

Mah man

top kek

The Master.

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what is wrong with you?

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Mallcop.

And The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford is superior to both of them.

Drive.

TWBB is boring shit, I dropped it in the middle, because LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS. It's like boring documental film about boring events.
BvS is shit because Goyer's script is shit and Snyder have no idea how characters shoud be written.
Best Tarantino's film. It's funny, interesting, well-written and have lots of exploitable shit.
It's just okay movie.

The most overrated garbage of the century is SW7, Deadpool and Gravity.

zodiac is better than all 3

Bradshaw is a decent comedic actor.

Even as a kid I loved this movie, watched it multiple times.

nope
lel
probably, up for grabs

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Add Star Wars to that list, I know there are people that actually enjoy those, but I known people who haven't even watched those films and pretend they like them.

For Kubrick is kinda expected, people associate his films with intelligence and people like to feel smart, Nolan I guess is the web2.0 hivemind and Star Wars is the effective marketing.

Fuck off.

I saw it in the theatre six times when it was released.

I love that film.

>There Will Be Blood
>There's hardly any blood

I don't like you

Starship Troopers

Only correct answer ITT

Kill yourselves. I thoroughly enjoyed 2001, it's an amazing film.
Fucking ADHD children in this board making shit threads like this.

2001 is good except for the monkey shit in the beginning and the acid trip in the end.

>Dredd

>2001 is good except for the actually good and memorable scenes