Godzilla

74' Zilla best Godzilla

Is this Jurassic Park 3.5?

>bringing fat thighs to the gun show

youtube.com/watch?v=23aj7dbFyJw

Could any of the Godzillas even hope to scratch a Jaeger?
Also, 2016 Godzilla is THICC

not the 1998 one, at least that had some laughs

>thinking tin soldiers could match king of monsters

1991 best Godzilla

Look at that sexy lizard queen body. no furry tho.

They made two similar Jaegers in Godzillas shape, they both got wrecked

Why are few willing to give up their surfboards in such circumstances?

It is impossible for a creature of that size not to be fat, the 1998 design is the most impossible of all, the others may look cartoony but are proportion-wise more plausible.

they're expensive? I suppose the one guy in lower right could leave his kid behind

>2014
Godzilla is in for only 8 minutes. Why?

They aren't green, they're grey. You can see it clearly in this picture.

don't even try to explain it to them, they'll never get it unless they physically see a massive building sway.

Which is why skyscrapers have to have a certain amount of weight/base and reinforcement proportional to height of the building.

you don't need a good godzilla when you have Jean Reno

80% of the budget went to hire that meme actor from Breaking Bad for 50% of the movie

>grey
Go away, bonger. This is about Jap vs. American designs.

feel the fucking powaaaaaa

GMK Goji is boss.

It looks like a giant mutated komodo dragon, which is exactly what it is.

2016 godzilla looks so fucking bad holy shit

looks like a retarded deformed t-rex

Maybe his feet are really heavy? Besides he's "only" 60m tall and doesnt have the upright gait from the other godzillas.

Looks more like an iguana to me

They all look pretty bad to be honest. Its just not a great design, but if they stray too far from it people would get mad. I like 1991 the most.

Do you really think that's why they designed Godzilla to look the way it does?

You're dishonest if you say yes.

The 2014 Amerizilla is great.

He looks like a bear stuck in a lizard costume.

I'd like to say yes but I honestly have no clue.

not sure

Jaegers wigh 2700 tons and 100m Godzilla weighs
100,000 tons
he could swipe at a Jaeger and it would collapse from the pressure.

THICC

2016 is basically a mutated super evolving microorganism
so it looking deformed is part of the charm, it's unnatural.

The concept art of 1954, which was not restrained by budgetary limits, looked very similar to Shin.

Yes, it was intended.

2014 Zilla is so aesthetic. 2016's arms look retarded.

Lmao. Why is 'zilla even included in the chart?

>60m

Seems a lot more realistic to be honest, the ones from 2016 and 2014 just seem ridiculous, and what's with 2016s tumblr feminist figure?

Was made to look like a mutated iguana. It was meant to be a plausible mutation.

I don't know why the movie gets shit on, it's not a good Godzilla movie, but as far as giant monster crisis movies go, it's better than fucking Clover Leaf.

I think it's still evolving, it wasn't in it's final form. If you look at it's top half it's still developing. Anno left it open for a sequel (which is happening). It's probably going to evolve more into the classic iconic look.

objectively the best design

holy shit why is 2016 godzilla so THICC

...

>Wake up
>Luke Audavindo

What do? Pic related

YFW 1998 Godzilla is the only plausible monster while all others are just Barney with a skin condition.

68-75 best years

>all these dinosaurs are 10 minutes away from your house, they will murder your government will not intervene

>what do?

See

They will murder you* the government will not intervene/send help or destroy the dinosaurs for you or anyone

>try to kill monster
>it barely realizes they're even there

Woe to them if it does, or it gets a thorn in its foot.

Dinosaurs stomp you to death. You die.

What do now?

>godzilla is good meme
>im so quirky for liking crap

Drive to goverment buildings with godzilla chasing me
Make sure to drive around the buildings so that he has to go through them

...

Really activates those brain cells

>false flagging your own government

It's okay, I live in Sweden, I rather have polish politicans than the current cucked politicians we have

Artsy Kaiju?

imdb.com/title/tt3416532/

imdb.com/title/tt4680182/

How can Japan even compete?

Spanish "artsy" movies are shit and they are only promoted because our movie industry is a mafia.

>implying they didn't lose to a fat ass gorilla Kaiju and a dilophosaurus-bat kaijiu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Turtle
>The Red Turtle (French: La Tortue rouge) is a 2016 French-Belgian-Japanese animated film directed by Dutch-British animator Michaël Dudok de Wit in his feature film debut. The film is a co-production between Wild Bunch and Studio Ghibli, and tells the story of a man who tries to escape from a deserted island and battles a giant turtle. The film has no dialogue.[5] It premiered in the Un Certain Regard section at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival.[6][7]

Even Studio Ghibli is relying on Europeans to make a kaiju movie for them.

How come I'm spanish but I never now which spanish movies are coming out?

The director is Spanish, but it's Hollywood actors mostly and seems to be English language.

These kind of movies are advertised here like they are full spanish, like with that disaster movie with Ewan McGregor.

Sorry that our teh p Diddy godzilla sucked so bad

Some days I feel like I'm the only one that doesn't like godzilla.

>its not the design
>its not the poorly made flics
>its the concept of an impossibly large lizard wrecking eveything
anyone that gets off on nothing but city carnage can go wank to 2012, i'm bloody sick of it now.

which reminds me

In case this wasn't already ruined for you, look at every action move and wait for the inevitable object/superhuman/vehicle collides with glass building and tears a perfect line through it. i know this isnt related but fuck me its fucken everywhere and its really pissing me off

>Godzilla is in for only 8 minutes. Why?
You've got 8 minutes of Godzilla and 11 minutes of MUTOs.

I've seen The Red Turtle and it's as far removed from a kaiju flick as is physically and figuratively possible.

fuck you, you actually made me look at those godzillas to decide which one was the sexiest.

it was his ano phase. In 2014 he read the sticky, fell for the foundation strength meme, and the rest was history.

Literally unwatchable.

>mfw

I skipped work to get high and see this in 45 minutes. What did I think of it?

As much as I support the idea of skipping work in order to do more interesting things, I think you chose the wrong movie.

Nothing else to do anyway. Been hitting the whiskey too. It's got a giant fucking lizard dragon monster so it at least will be entertaining

Yeah, it's actually a mutated marine iguana.

Holy shit really? Those years have always been the ugliest to me.

I immediately thought of xenomorph too! I think it must be the gangly arms.

2016 is DYEL mode.

>!
attention newfaggots: do NOT use exclamation points, it outs you as a newfaggot. This has been happening only at the end of last year so it means you are (((this))) new.

more like fell for the SS meme-mode

sorry I dont follow rules. you fag!

Bollocks!!

Aside from 98 not a single godzilla can be defeated by a jeager.

somebody post the webm of the real godzilla blowing zilla the fuck out in Final Wars.

Why do people conplain so much about 1998? Its a much better movie than gookshit movies abd even better than 2014 film

SS is real...

Fucking T-Rex mode exists.

It's not godzilla.
Zilla jr series on the other hand was great.

If 98 was called "Gorosaurus" it would be loved.

Why do people keep pretending that 1998 was anything better than pure dogshit?

>better than 2014 film
I 100% agree
Because it was actually really good and that Godzilla is my second favorite design.

I have no idea why people hate it

Every late 90's blockbuster is shit, just shit with a budget.