Why did Sheev has such big tits and ass in this scene? I never understood that

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damn she thicc

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I PUT MY LIGHT SABER THROUGH SHEEV AND HE WASN'T THERE

FUCK THIS MAN IS UNKILLABLE

Ooo girl, would berry my sword in that sheev /10

>current year 1999+17
>sheev posting still alive and kicking in new and improved ways

BRAVO LUCASS

Just here when you thought Sheevposting was dead

I haven't laughed out loud all day

There's something about his face... like he knows the line he's about to rail off will rustle the jimmies of a thousand star wars autists over the next 2 deacdes

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Wow, sauce? I barely even remember this scene. My stomach is doing flips right now

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>old bens face

its so perfect it rhymes

user WANTS SITHY GIMME GIMME

DAMN PALPATINE LOOKS LIKE THAT??

Imagine being Sio in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sheev Palpatine, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wavy body and horrific monster-mash face. I would totally listen to you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sio and not only sit in that chair while Sheev Palpatine flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable hologram transmission barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that transmission. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in the council chamber tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SHEEV LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twi'leks and Gungans and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Naboo. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled vagina forehead as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Sith Lord (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with Darth Plagueis in the previous months. And then the Queen calls for another take, and you know you could disrupt every person in this room before Gregar Typho could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Silo. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Obviously this was George's idea to imply that Palpatine was a "snake." Really subtle there, George.

Stupid sexy Sheev.

>20 years later people are still tearing apart your movies looking for pottery

I'm literally crying.

not bad desu senpai

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>we want the "keeping up with the kadashian" audience

Probably not.

>whitepeopledancing.jpg

thanks op I was having a bad day

who has the best bunda? sheev or pic related

Someone should overlay the twisted hologram over this.

>that's my secret, master jedi. i'm always spinning

7/10

Wow! I never knew sheev was so buxom

holy fuck

Sheev truly is the gift that keeps on giving

it's so dense

every single frame has so many things going on

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>Gregar Typho
god damn it kek starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gregar_Typho

What's a good work out to get into SheevMode?

It's so dense you don't even realize how drop dead gorgeous sheev's frame is

Why is Kelsey grammer in star wars?

Those are big tits and ass

Sheev is thicc

ayyyy Sheev lookin good

I will never not laugh at this copy-pasta.

Its such a shame sheevposting died down after TFA.

>hey baby I hear the blues a-callin tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Kek'd and checked

How come George Lucas' movies are so charming that we talk about them for decades.

But JJ Abram, u forget the next day?

dam, really makes u think

Because your attention span only lasts as long as these memes do

Try spinning.

>ywn get to breed Sheev and watch his body grow more THICC and juicy while he carries your baby

it hurts, bros.

who is this semon demon

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>""""""""""""""""""charming"""""""""""""""""""

next you'll be telling me we Banepost because the scene is good.

That scene was orgasmic.

Post the one with Juanito.

INVASION

Someone send this to Lucas for the next time he wants to change the scene

Charming definitely isn't the right word. It's the type of thing you watch as a kid and enjoy because it's so weird and different, and keep your fond memories of even when you look back and realize it was bizarre and not very good. I'd describe them as interesting more than charming

Holy Sheev... hardest I've laughed all week.

early release scene that billions of sperglords watched over and over and inevitably over analyzed it

yes, thats kind of what happened

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What are they looking at?

Top kek

DAT

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>*it's a hologram*

fucking lmao

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Because a long time ago in a galaxy far far away is actually Seattle.