Would Cred Forums let Johnson sleep with your gf for 530 quid?

Would Cred Forums let Johnson sleep with your gf for 530 quid?

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>because 0 girlfriends
lol

I would let based Johnson sleep with me withut monetary compensation

no, I don't give hand jibbers

I'd pay him to do it lol

No Big Suze is mine!

Why is there a washing machine in a pub?

Blacks used to do a lot more than washing clothes. Don't marginalize him

Jesus, I need a drink

>Good old Vista, people give it a bad press, but I'm never upgrading. Why would I? It's just feels like a good pair of jeans.

I would honestly let Johnson butt fuck me, he's a god.

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It's been years since I've watched this, but wasn't Johnson gay?

Sure, why not.

Is it so different from hiring a solicitor, or leasing out a Spanish villa?

No, just a mentally ill alcoholic lol

I'd pay 530 quid for him to hug me

Can you put a lid on the squid

checked

I'd let Johnson treat me like a turkery fucker for free.

there's man love and business love and never the twain shall meet

I'd let Johnson forget to get the turkey

350 squid? Thats a bit far fished if you axe me