Is there any logical reason for not selling this face to americlaps? Are americlaps really so retarded...

she actually lost weight, img wanted her to I guess. Haven't you seen her new digitals?
instagram.com/p/BKYwXmHggEj/?taken-by=realbarbarapalvin

GUARDS

GUARDS

ESCORT THIS MAN OFF THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY

Maybe she can't act

>receding gumline
i'll pass

is this a british famous person

you guys really do have weird fucking teeth

its like her skull is slightly too frail looking, like she never got 100% of the 'becoming an adult' hormones

>is this a british famous person
I know that they both have qt faces but mate, this is not Cara DeLaMeme. It's Barbie Palvinfu, a Hungarian actress. The main differences between DeLaMeme and Palvinfu is that Palvinfu has ridiculously sexy hips and legs, and speaks with an accent to die for.

Babs. :D

>and speaks with an accent to die for.
giv best example pls

well Lewis Hamilton's already been though her so what's to lose?

>actress

>ridiculously sexy hips and legs
muh nigga. watch the webm till the end

KERSEN TAKERS

only Palvinfu bros will get this

thats a smug barbs

cutest pepe to be quite honest with you family

>slight monobrow, moustache and chin stubble

is there anyone more flawless?

*prrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

What did he mean by this?

>tfw the other people who waifupost with you are probably the same people who waifuposted with you years ago, just that everyone switched to new waifus
Cred Forums really is a small world, bros. i only post 8 to 9 hours a day and even I can identify posting style across the boards.

BREHS

I'm the guy who wants her to SIT ON MY FACE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>everyone switched to new waifus

Because she's fucking ugly

Could I get a Barbi if I go to a Hungarian village and beat up their strongest guy?

> only post 8 to 9 hours a day

Why have you been shilling this pengo over the last few weeks? Is she the new flavor of the month waifu?

I hope nobody bullied you and you're waifu today. bullies can be so mean ;(

>shilling

that would imply a financial transaction and you CANT BUY LOVE

>last few weeks
lolecopter, i've been doing it for the last two years, but admittedly my Cred Forums posting frequency increased after the realization that /fa/, /r9k/ and Cred Forums really do not give a fuck.

thats kristen stewart liar

the only way someone could bully is if they feel empty, meaning their waifu hasn't chosen them yet, and so I feel kinda bad for them actually, I just wish they could be as happy as I am

>kristen stewart
fuck off what? how did you know she's my waifu since 6 years back?

Assuming this isn't a meme post I just figured the waifu game is growing in numbers here and on 8cuck

>i only post 8 to 9 hours a day
kek

Me? I'm a Bielposter.

I admire you. you post EVERY DAY! you're just like me. Cred Forums is a fun place, do you visit the arsecuck general? do you post in the almost-bi-weekly manu/mou laugh thread? whats your favourite epl team? :3

>ugly yellow fucked up teeth
>dismantled joker-like bone structure
>tons of make up covering shit skin
>disgusting elongated ears
>flat as a board
>chubby face going fast toward fatty
>can't act outside of "lmao look at me i'm so pretty XoXoXo"
I give it one year before she looks like a fat used up crack whore

>Is there any logical reason for not selling this face to americlaps?

They do sell her face, though. She's a model, she's used to sell products.

>Why won't you have her in some blockbuster movie

Probably because she can't act.

Holy shit, look at that security guard. The sheer sadness in his eyes, knowing that he will never have that in a million years. So close and yet so far.

>hungarian
he can have better for just 80$ though

>I admire you.
y-you too

I'm a burgerlander though so I only really watch handegg and this season my team is getting btfo so its painful to post on spuh since i just get memed on 24/7

What has she acted in?

Calm down, no reason to be a waifu taliban.

you are burgerman?! wow, you are super determinated, amazing! i live in future eurabia. so you post when I sleep too? i can't believe i never paid attention to your flag on Cred Forums ;(
Hercules.

>Hércules
>Only 3 seconds

FUCKIN LOL

>i can't believe i never paid attention to your flag on Cred Forums

to be fair, flags aren't super reliable, for example, when I shitpost on Cred Forums I usually use Canadian/aus proxies

she was so fucking qt in the movie. i wish i could just cuddle her every morning before work and every night after work. she's literally perfect.

oh, i haven't got to Cred Forums yet. i've only been here for 7 years. i'll be mature enough for Cred Forums eventually. i don't use proxies either.

someone webm that amazon thing she did

>i'll be mature enough for Cred Forums eventually.

kek, its 90% shitposting, I only go for the free (You)s

I'm not proud if it. If I want (You)s I should earn them, but Cred Forums makes it SO EASY its hard to resist

I got you

What the fuck do you mean?????

I'm not much into politics ;( I prefer to just post waifus. It makes me happy. Politics are for the big boys, I just want a qt waifu and I'd be okay. Or a friend ;_;

>Lewis Hamilton beard
>Fucked Brett Ratner for cameo in Hercules

Nice waifu u got there, she's just a thicc slut

we are all friends! :3

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Ok I stop.

seriously. no joke. she is perfect looking. dear god ;_; why do 99.99% of Cred Forums posters have to go through life without getting to cuddle a girl like her, or at least walking past her and receiving a smile from her? how is this fair?

>swn sit on your face and apply all her weight

Lots of swedish and norwegian girls look like this.
If you wanna know where to find them.

>If you wanna know where to find them.
What did he mean by this?

brehs

can I order them online like I can with Russian girls?

>Fuck Harvey Weisntein and Brett Ratner for only 3 seconds in a movie.

What a slut

yes but they don't date manlets though, manlets get treated subhumans in sweden

don't trust him, no fucking swedish or norwegian girl looks like this. it's not our phenotype. for a palvinfu gf you have to go to hungarian or eastern europe i guess, i don't know. but not feminavia.

BE CAREFUL opening this

all 5 liters of blood rushed to my dick and i passed out and fell off my ladder

Girls with this "cute" look have some shitty standards in my experience.

>manlets get treated subhumans in sweden
go on...

I can vouch for this as a Swede. I'm 6'1 and shortest in every bar/club.

Maybe not swedes in general but, lots of norwegian girls do.

would Swedish girls humiliate me for being 5'8''

not when I'm there as a 5'6 male, I mostly stay indoors as much as possible though

5'7 or maybe 5'6.5 is average height for girls.

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she likes being cute!

yeah just fuck my heart up with that smile, palvinfu. t-thanks. i'm almost ready to jump in front of a train now.

just palv my shit up senpai

yeah but unlike them Barbi has a soul

Official thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Dm6hNnWYPP8

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i'd just like to point out that i've claimed her

she seems nice

does that mean I'm not allowed to fap to her?

NICE TO MEETCHA

fap away

eXXXcellent

It's called having healthy social skills and emotional intelligence. If you're on Cred Forums most of the day it probably means you don't have them developed enough to actually have women as hot as this be comfortable with you anywhere near them.

Accept your fate.

Post rare Barbs

>cucks having a waifu that got B L A C K E D

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*this activates the giantess fetish*

youtube.com/watch?v=08pt5jzyD9Y

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that's not rare. neither is mine of course, at least if you have been a palvinist for a respectable 3 or 4 years.

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MODS

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>you are 2016 goal is accomplished
>everyone loves Palvinfu
>she is on the way to recieving the sough-after and prestigious Waifu of the Year 2016 award.
oh Barbie, you are so perfect.

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>this kills the desire to live

She burned the coal. White america doesn't want her.

how is her axilla game tho

Holy moly.

how is she so perfect bros

The more people that tribute to her, the better her career will go. This is a fact.

meh, just average 6/10 you can easily find in sweden.

>swn wear your mouth like a boot
;_;

dear god those are emma and kstew tier feets. how come she is not top ranked on wikifeet?

if she walked around in shit for hours on a hot summer day, I would pay to be able to lick her feets clean

cum your heart out, perverted friendo.

cuck

wew

Adorable.

dat ass

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would human race last a generation if every guy had access to a Barbara Palvin android girlfriend that accepted his every request?

no

rip humanity, it was worth it tho

Muhammed here. Tell me more

Biocunts would have to step it up

kek'd

Would pay 40k a day if they offered her in westworld

Stop this thread. Stop posting my Barbs

nah we would go extinct
and it would be the greatest thing ever

its too late

it was always too late

seriously imagine cuddling this in bed

:^)

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i don't even know what to write here anymore. how can unattainable girls be so qt and pretty? what the fuck. HOW IS THIS THE MOST ENERGY-EFFICIENT STATE OF THE UNIVERSE, EINSTEIN, YOU VIRGIN FUCK? FUCK OFF YOU RETARD: FUCK OFF. I NEED A PALVIN GIRLFRIEND.

SHES GOT A JOKER CURVE TO THE CORNERS OF HER MOUTH

Shit there are some very sad people in this thread. I mean like genuinely sad people here.

We don't all get to be models

Does a male model really have the best chance of scoring a Palvinfu girlfriend? Do ridicoulously qt and sexy 13 out of 10 girls like her prefer guys who are actually successful (and of course handsome) instead of a pretty boy with a youthful haircut?

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People don't date down. If you want better you have to be better.

so a successful and handsome Fassbender has less chance scoring a Palvinfu gf than some male model with a knife-sharp jawline? I can't believe that.

for males there are more things than only looks

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literally who?

literally love of my life forever currently. i'm not even joking. i've had ridiculously qt loves of my life in the past, like Kris10, but Barbara Palvinfu is just as fantastic and I wish she visits me in my dreams tonight. I've had nightmares lately.

ENOUGH

She reminds me of an uglier and younger Milla Jewjewvich
>not even Resident Evil could save her

did you know there are an infinite amount of timelines in which you have a qt babs gf

and this isnt one of them

get a grip man

just imagine how many cocks shes sucked

fucking THIQUÉ