Planet Earth 2 Trailer

will it be narrated by david attenborough?

This might be the best thing I've seen all year

Troof

>Planet Earth II, narrated by Sir David Attenborough, will reveal our planet from a completely new perspective

Holy fucking shit, how incredible are those shots?

fuark yeah

this is above kino

yes

Amazing cinematography

>Planet Earth was in 2006

Literal goosebumps

Great. Can't wait for another 10 years of stoners at parties going, "Man, bro...have you ever watched planet earth while high, bro??? I mean...dude..."

That being said...it looks amazing and watching Planet Earth high kicked ass so I'm probably gonna get high and watch this.

:^)

youtube.com/watch?v=v4PUL1mVD_0

fucking happening

God, I'm such a faggot I actually shed a few tears watching this. This is what high definition was invented for.

Looking forward to watching it as it airs (as opposed to the original Planet Earth which I didn't get around to watching until around 2011 or 2012)

Anyway, is there a specific starting air date yet or is the only known information that it airs "sometime later this month"?

Christ, I fucking hate stoners. Why would you want to experience something like this while high, you fucking degenerate?

>the hang time of that leaping cat

Will this show Trump liberating Earth

I hate stoners, too, but we're not on Cred Forums, man. If I want to smoke some week every now and then, particularly while watching something like Planet Earth, I'm gonna. I'm just not gonna bring it up every time I talk about it and make "Mary JAAAAAAANE bro(!)" my entire life.

Serious question: Would you suck his dick? Or how about letting him cuck you?

>mfw Tumpets call everyone else cucks

>we're not on Cred Forums
That's not at all where I'm coming from, I just can't stand people who think weed enhances things.

It makes you retarded and boring.

brehs how do i get a job shooting cool nature vids like this

retarded people have an enhanced view of the world

are people suppose to entertain you all the time?

>are people suppose to entertain you all the time?
No, but I prefer not being around simpletons who suddenly get the urge to wax philosophical in the most obnosious way possible. Or the people who zone out and constantly need to be reminded what they're talking about.

>co-produced by Germany, France and USA
>BBC gets all the credit because of Attenborough

meh

Documentaries like Planet Earth should be experienced sober first and foremost. That being said, watching a good nature documentary while tripping on some sort of good psychedelic (fuck weed) is something everyone should get to experience at least once in their life.

I completely agree with this.

Now I know what an eye orgasm feels like... Damn those shots are absolutely beautiful

>shooting at a music festival
>feeling like i'm doing pretty good
>hop on here in downtime
>see this
>suddenly feel very inadequate

JUST

WILL THERE BE AN UNDERWATER EPSIODE THOUGH

More to the point, what arsehole will the mall sharters replace him with?

i dont even

Don't beat yourself up, bro. What camera?

These people are using ridiculous shit. Most expensive doc the BBC has ever done. Ever.

inb4 this is engulfed in controversy for no reason

Nikon DSLR, probably costs 1/100th of the price of half of those cameras. Still, producing nature documentaries is pretty much my dream job

there's a flip side though, it makes me wanna go out and see nature irl, but i know it'll never happen because i'm not some crazyass hiker who can just fly to alaska and experience wildlife in the middle of nowhere.

I took mushrooms a couple of months back and stumbled on the episode with night vision scenes of lions eating the fuck out of something. It was...interesting.

Baraka/Samsara are my go to trip movies.

what are you, stupid?

it's like recording a track of yourself playing on piano and then listening to an orchestra thinking you're hot trash

these BBCucks are using some crazy shit

>Baraka/Samsara are my go to trip movies.
Real original

>2:03

It's hard as fuck.

>Producers picnicked together when working on “Caves.” Three weeks into filming, they realized the drops of liquid that would fall from the ceiling onto their lunch were bat pee.

>The team spent a month living in Borneo’s caves — the most putrid filming experience out of anyone who worked on “Planet Earth.” Among the animal excrement, the caves were filled with millions of cockroaches and venomous centipedes that moved like lightning, according to production assistant Chadden Hunter. “It was generally a month living like Gollum.". Getting down into the caves took over an hour of sliding and contorting themselves between the rocks, and even armed with white bodysuits, creepy crawlies would still sometimes find their way into the filmmakers’ clothing. At any moment, too, shiny blue snakes could drop from the ceiling “like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom,” Hunter recalled.

>The snow leopard scene is the result of three years’ worth of effort by a total of eight crew members and 20 local trackers. Numbering only 3,000 to 7,000 in the wild, snow leopards live in the high mountains around central Asia. Producer Doug Allan spent nearly three months in northern India trying to capture the animal, and came away with an hour of snow leopard footage — asleep for nearly all of it.

>Producers dragged all their camera equipment two miles in 100-mile-per-hour winds to film penguins in Antarctica.

>With gale-force winds and temperatures over 100 degrees below zero, the struggle to reach the penguins’ colony was a difficult one for filmmakers Wade Fairley and Frederique Olivier, who spent a year living near 20,000 Emperor penguins.

How the fuck do they get these incredible shots?

The synchronised flamingos looking shifty as fuck blew my mind. I hope they show the making of

Youtube's compression absolutely ruins this trailer.
4k when?

Looks like there's an episode about urban wildlife. Fucking hype.

this looks like a movie but it's real life... really makes you think

Enlighten me then maverick. What should I watch to be cool like you?

>>>/facebook/

>powerful yet beautiful
retard

no underwater, no care

they wait

Damn

I reckon there'll be one.

Word is Blue Planet 2 is in the pipes also though so they might be saving it.

For every minute of this doc they probably have 100's of hours of footage.

Worth it though

Muh fucking dick

>directed by zack snyder

>how to tell if someone is a stoner in the anonymous image board

He will make sure to fucking tell you

BODY IS READY

Will he be back?

MODS

FUCK YOU

he ded

tfw still no official release date....

youtube.com/watch?v=2rJZisFKUFI
youtube.com/watch?v=xmKmgR6rCVI
>no Steven Price this time

I guess Zimmer is ok too

More importantly will he return

Damn, why did a documentary trailer make me emotional?

anything as majestic as Planet Earth #1? i remember watching it on the couch w the senpai, good times.

CAN WE BAN THIS GUY ALREADY FUCK I'M ALREADY EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATED BY THAT TRAILER AND THIS GUY POSTS MR STARVING POLAR BEAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Planet Earth is the normiest Attenborough. Lots of other great ones.

Blue Planet, Life and Frozen Planet

All automatic 10/10s btw.

Fuck life, nature sucks

You forgot the hunt

Absolutely, that was pure perfection

ty bby
blue planet seems fitting cus im a sailor

>nature sucks

Why do you say that?

This
The hunt is the best nature series I've ever seen

If the lions don't kill the wildebeest and do some population control, they will starve. The grass will be all eaten up and eventually the entire ecosystem will starve with everything dying.

they made a typo, it should be titled "Flat Earth"

The Hunt (1000 / 10 naturekino masterpiece)
Africa
Life Story
Private Life of Plants
Conquest of the Skies
Micro Monsters
Life in the Undergrowth
Galapagos
Great Barrier Reef
Natural Curiosities (3 seasons of short eps)
Blue Planet
Frozen Planet
Life

They hack could never make anything beautiful

This. Neutering bulls is also a very effective method of population control.

Nature truly is magnificent

>Planet Earth 2 announced
>Possible Blue Planet 2
Fucking yes. Nature documentaries are amazing.

Reminds me of my ex

Looks like they hired Malick and Lubezki to film this.

Fuck yes. Hoping for another Rain forest type episode , love me some Rain forest,

Also didn't Netflix get the rights the a new Nature documentary from the Planet Earth creators?

Bazinga

Will this be simultaneously broadcast on PBS or what?

life is cruel

Is it weird that I'm more hyped for the "making of" than the actual docu?

Their work is unbelievable.

poor little duffer

If you loved animals you wouldn't support these idiots shoving cameras in their faces. Nor would you eat meat. Or wear wool. Etc etc

Thus you do not love animals. So fucking watch and enjoy the death scenes faggot.

#teampeople

The license fee is worth every fucking penny.
>amerifats will never produce anything close to this

The team who made this consists of USA and other countries, BBC is producing it really.

>co-produced by BBC America
>BBC America
>America
>DOCUMENTARY

*star-swipe*

That sloth is us.

That panther is life.

What metaphor is represented in this scenario

>mantis = drm
>fly = paying customers
>fly on flower = pirates

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>tfw sir David Attenborough is 90 years old
>tfw he will most likely pass away within the next 5 years
that day will be a very sad day

Just be glad he dies before humanity completely destroys the natural world

Yeah. Was confirmed last month.

The only problem with this is its the same fucking animals over and over again.
Being more in depth with the Snow Leopards seems to be the only new thing here.

His brother is already dead. He'll never welcome us to Jurassic Park

Amen to that brother, man truly is a cancer to this planet...
*tips fedora*

>£150 a year for a good doc every 2
>worth every penny

I have never seen Planet Earth beyond box stores trying to sell me a TV.

>Terrakino comeback

I definitely haven't seen komodo dragons fucking each other up before

will it have a scene that matches the dolphins in life that glows?

It's not just culling the population.

If grazing species aren't predated they stay in one place too long and kill off the grass / baby trees etc. Just the act of the herd being forced to run helps plant life immensely.

It gets it's first screening to the press in France on Tuesday so probably Sunday the week after.

go and watch it, one of the most beautiful nature documentaries ever made

Co-produced just means co-funded. It's made by the BBC's Natural History Unit.

Why is this trailer not in 4k?

That's a good question. This is exactly what 4k was made for

earth is flat though thats a photoshop image of earth

Doesnt look that great desu, that clip of the great white jumping is still probably one of the best shots ever made in human history, and this looks like some James cameron rip off compared to the first

HOLY SHIT YOU MKNOW ABOUT XJAPAN user, THIS WAS SOME EMOTIONAL SHIT, as a foreign fan i dont even know what was happening can you explain? something about hide leaving?

have you got the music from the shark jumping out of water?

GOD DAMNIT. WHAT A FUCKING MINDLESS COMMENT. FUCK YOU. YOU ARE THE FUCKING CANCER OF Cred Forums WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT

i've seen enough nature desu

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>when you realise everything is going extinct

enjoy nature while it lasts bros

Posting earthkino

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>ignore the two birds of prey fighting over the fox corpse in the trailer

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>tryhard: the post

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lul wtf. the bug was hot/poison or what? the mantis didn't taste him... what could have caused that reaction just from touching the bug?

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you can see that the bug shoots smoke or something around 0:02-0:03.

kek

Watch this webm through the end.

What the fuck is that

No official announcement yet, all we know is that it's airing on BBC One in the UK

you kinda sound retarded and boring, user. why are you so worked up about someone else's viewing experience?

>Animals doing stuff
Not excited about this at all, shit gets old after you've seen the same animal do the same thing in 20 different documentaries. If it gets aired in America outside the BBC you also have to prepare for shit music.

Weird because Netflix only carries the Attenborough version

I downloaded it and went through frame by frame and still can't tell what the fuck happened

Bird ripped duck's head off at Mach 8 and then landed to watch duck die, his mission of revenge against the duck that murdered his family finally complete

It's a fucking crab, ya dingus

That's pretty rad

You spend weeks and months in the wild following and observing the same animals and recording hundreds of hours of footage of which over 99% is boring shit like sleeping, shitting, or grooming. That remaining 1% or less of footage is what goes into the documentary.

What you mean a crab from fucking Mars? It's making moon rocks with it's fucking face

Because if they had the shitty versions, there would be riots in the streets

I hope they make a sequel to Life in the Undergrowth as well someday.

It's spitting it back up, you fucking dolt

This is only thing that makes me cry anymore.

Ooh wow sorry I don't have a PhD in fucking botany or whatever and am just a man trying to make sense of an alien life form, professor

Effort and patience.

KYS reddit

Nigga he's at the Mountains of Madness now. You don't want him to come back.

I like how you're trying to play it off as sarcasm, when you genuinely had no idea

Mammals are boring as fuck. Give me some deep sea shit and weird plants

I wonder how much they get paid for this

Yeah no shit I had no idea that's why I fucking asked. I was hoping someone would tell me why the ghost crab was making dirtballs with it's face

Just trying to keep the thread on page 1

out fucking skilled

That's an osprey you dingus. I'd watch them fish in the lake right by my old cottage. They had nests all around there.

Is this from The Hunt?

CHILLS

>It's a bird episode

i'm sick of antarctica

Reminder that all those lions are female.

under-rated

sexy...

We could solve most of the problems facing the natural world by purging the Chinese

bug shoots a hot liquid

The Chinese are one of nature's creatures too, user.

Let's not get carried away here

that looks fucking magnificent

>2 seconds before giant cat teeth sink into your skull
jeez man, my heart.

>trying to pull its eye back by the optic nerve

JUST

>planet earth 2

wait.. there is a second earth??

>when you realize we're stockpiling huge amounts of animal DNA and one day we'll be able to resurrect all the species gone extinct due to China's endless slaughtering of animals for superstitious remedies for needledick and impotence

Hopefully they include documentaries about the making of it like they did with their Life series.

.. that cat looks like hes up to something

everything except the creepy crawlies sounds like a good ass time. In a bad ass kind of way haha

These people have really done something with their life, and truly experienced it. Fuck man, I got to make some changes.

TO THE MANTIS

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/an/ is truly a great board, by the way. I recommend using it sometime.

I hate nature.

What is this from? dontsaynature

YES.

deep sea episodes are GOAT

Get an elephant and strap a HD helicopter camera to it and you're all set.

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Two recent mini-series which were great are - Japan: Earth's Enchanted Islands, and New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands.

>Getting down into the caves took over an hour of sliding and contorting themselves between the rocks
>even armed with white bodysuits, creepy crawlies would still sometimes find their way into the filmmakers’ clothing
>At any moment, too, shiny blue snakes could drop from the ceiling

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Where can I buy one of these qts to be my pet

Nowhere near as bad as the alligator that ripped open the zebra and made his organs fall out even though he got away.

Cheetah's head mounted on SteadyCam(tm) neck.

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>in 50 years all the animals in this show will be extinct
>kids in the future will watch this and think it's a movie with lifelike CGI

I hope they show some rare animals

I'm quite tired of lions and giraffes and shit

>youtube.com/watch?v=c8aFcHFu8QM&feature=youtu.be

>watch Walking With Dinosaurs as a kid
>think it's real

>Kids in future will live in some shitty China-type polluted hellhole and will never experience nature
Top lel.

Alternatively
>Cloning/DNA archives will be available in the future and nature will be as strong as ever
Fuck you.

>none of the faggot yaks help their buddy out

Which hentai is this?

I can go out and catch you one right now.

where can i watch this?! this torrent on rargb is kinda shitty no seeds...

Will we ever find out if the penguin who went to the mountains made it?

>mfw nature docos are the best fucking threads on Cred Forums

lel this shit is so cheesy

He could grab my wife by the pussy anytime

pls do so and take a pic for Cred Forums

Probably because Cred Forums is full of people like

>Or wear wool
What's wrong with wool m8? It's not fur.

Or get rid of Americunts since they use up the most resources per capita.

???????????

you're a fucking idiot cunt, die in a chemical spill retarded inbred piece of shit

Your feelings got hurt didn't they, it's ok if someone doesn't agree with you

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Thank you, you glorious bastard

oh man. that was fucking amazing

hype is built inside me now. ty op

ur the mindless one chap. stay triggered shit lord

are those magic mushrooms at 1:09?

The jews have been hiding it for the past few years, but Attenborough is here to crack the case

I want this painting on my wall

So is your penis.

I already cried during that trailer

fuck that's so good

Asian cinema threads are nice too

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67017356/#q67017356

I wonder what's going through the lion's mind.

Not enough diversity. Where are all the blacks and gays BBC??

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i'd rather watch planet surveillance 2bh

That fucker is lucky the giraffe didn't step on him.

>The average weight of a giraffe is 1,192 kg (2,628 lb) for an adult male and 828 kg (1,825 lb) for an adult female

>the one guy that's at least twenty years younger than everyone else

i found it on pirate bay m8

What's this from?

>tfw weather is perfect to snuggle in late at night on the bed and watch new Planet Earth episodes in full HD on your shitty laptop and hedphones
Have a comfy fox gif I made a few weeks ago

*tips*

I don't know why but I shed a tear watching that trailer

I know why.

surveillance camera man

a true hero. People will slag him off but he has balls of steel

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thanks fbi

>Trump spots a pretty lady

same. i might be gay?

>Hell yeah, nigga. It's luncht- Oh shit! Fuck! ABORT ABORT

Thanks user, 50 minutes well spent.

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absolutely rekt

Fuck Planet Earth, the most kino thing the BBC has ever done was Blue Planet. They need to do a Blue Planet 2 before Attenborough dies.

>those migration scenes
chills everytime

It's in the works.

Life>blue planet btw

While this thread is up, does anyone know of some good documentaries about Boreal forests? I can only watch the planet earth episodes so many times.

I can't say the same, anything that has to tpdo with the ocean and aquatic life really intrigues me. Especially the deep ocean.

Are the Urals boreal?

imdb.com/title/tt1491591/

Yes, this is perfect. Thanks!

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That crab noped the fuck out.

So, who here is excited to buy this on the 4k Bluray format?

Hell no. I'll wait for the bootleg Taiwanese vhs copy thanks.

I have the Blu-ray boxset of the first series.

This will be good.

Crouching Lion, Hidden Fawn

Did anyone else feel like Planet Earth was missing that "Documentary" feel? It was just a series of stunning videos stitched together, I didn't feel like I'd learned something after watching it.

dam

u learned how animals behave in the wild and what nature looks like

To be fair, watching Planet Earth when I was high with my buddies years ago was an amazing experience. You have to get super baked though. That's probably why the hardcore stoners always rave about it, over your casual smoker.

I get what you are saying, but there's something awfully satisfying and therapeutic about watching this beautiful imagery and Attenborough's seductive voice.

I don't think I'd be able to live if that happened.
We're really great and all when it comes to inventing, discovery and the like, but many species are more important than just one.
Even if it's your own.

Yeah, it's pretty great. It could be so much more though.

>>Kids in future will live in some shitty China-type polluted hellhole and will never experience nature
>tfw you live in such a hellhole right now

nah the duck still has it's head, it just got its neck broken.

>tfw no high def redo of The Secret Life of Plants

man, theres Kingdom of Plants at least. calm ur shit

fug, is there someone I can contact to offer a blowjob to attenbro?

What kind of monkey is this?

>cheetah whispers into his ear "dat bitch goan jump now, git ready"

Why cant we know more about animal shitting habits

Like the sloth, that nigga only comes down like once a week-month to shit and piss, its the highlight of his month, I want to see it in all its smelly glory

But Attenborough provides all the info that is required. The behaviour of the subject and the cause and effect of its actions.

What more did you want from it?

That's a fish you idiot

>it's a seagulls are the niggers of nature episode

bombardier beetle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle

This is a waste of energy. That hare won't feed them all or make up the energy they expended capturing it.

Only worth it for large birds of prey. Best episodes are cats, obviously, then cool lizards, then cool insects, then mammals.

Ant episodes are literally the goat

So it begins. The great kino of our time

Indeed. There is something satisfying, for me, to see ants swarm larger beasties and drag them off.

I want more shit done on Assassin Bugs. Those are proper rad.

Nature is just fucking incredible

I edited planet Earth 1 footage to Lord of the rings

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzprViZB6uI

Blue Planet is the GOAT. Pretty sure it's on netflix.

>that fucking deep trench episode

wtf i love Hans now

the one that was featured on reddit

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such a waste...they didn't even film it in HD

brazilian mold monkey

kek

How do you know it was featured on reddit?

GOAT

Classic

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Nice

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thank you for introduce me to him

Are you retarded?