What are you eating and watching tonight Cred Forums?

what are you eating and watching tonight Cred Forums?

i'm watching lights out and eating pic related

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that's a big food

pleb taste in both food and films

yeah

I'm watching dredd and eating two brown rolls with tomato sauce, two chocolate biscuits, a pot of dark chocolate ice cream and a single mint creme with a mug of peppermint tea.

>two words
Gabagool
Sopranos

Hot Turkey on sourdough.

Idk yet

Rewatching Dog Day Afternoon and probably drinking tap water because I'm poor

Pretzels & Baseball

Then maybe one of my Carrie, The Thing, or The Hills Have Eyes blu-rays that arrived today.

Getting comfy here

Disgusting.... I really don't hate you amerifats but your food is truly horrible

>american cuisine

South Central (1992)
I don't like eating during movies but maybe I'll have a doughnut

Finished watching The Interview with a full skillet worth of dinosaur chicken nuggets and fries.

My gf is making arepas and her friend is coming over. She's bringing vanilla cream ale and we're going to watch are you afraid of the dark.

It's actually what people in Scottish cities eat.

>I spent a bunch of money on horror flicks recently
>bought none of the ones you listed
to be fair, I already own Carrie but the cover art on the newer edition is way better ;_;

know how I know you're fat?

Drinking whiskey while I watch Moral Orel

Food Porn Thread?
Food Porn Thread!

I steamed some cabbage and poured chicken broth over it.

I think I might watch Valley of the Dolls, then finish reading Kafka on the Shore.

>all that cheese

>amerifat

that looks like those shitty munchie boxes the bonglands are always memeing about on /ck/

every country has their own shitty food vices...get over yourself

Either watching Chevalier, Train to Busan or The Wailing , maybe throw The 13th in the mix

Gonna wash it down with a 6 pack of Bells 2 Hearted. Not too hungry

Disgusting. Mom's cooking beef teriyaki. Gonna eat it while I watch some movies I'm about to torrent.

americans being fat is a widespread staple meme user, just roll with it

Is that the Bubble Bass special?

>an American meal for one

What are you having for desert?

im watching this haha

youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

who /literofvodka/ here

chic fila, probably some shit show you've never heard of and north korean moving flipbook .gifs later

if i'm still awake, i'll watch something out of my halloween folder, probably 1408 or jigoku

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The good interview or the meme interview?

they are
welcome to Current Year

ja/ck/ standing by

got some sour beer, and either going to watch swiss army man or drive again

it is a munchie box, it looks like slop

American boxes are separated by pieces of excess cardboard, have breadsticks or chicken wings, and generally have desserts like some shitty giant chocolate chip cookie

watching: dunno yet. possibly the sixth sense or lord of war.

eating: 2 crab cakes and pasta shells

looks delicious to be quite sincere

It comes with a bag of salad so it's not bad for you

Munchie Box?

60% of americans are overweight bud, and it's something like 30% are obese

>they'll never have Tommys
why do you people even live?

sweet box of friday night diarrhea bro

Seth Rogans so I'm guessing the meme interview

nah there is no american equivalent to the "munchy box"

it's an exclusively yuro item

that actually looks really good

>all the countries who are green are full of poverty or ruled by commies who control the food they get

I'd rather be fat, free, and full of money than skinny and have to suck the dick of my government with nothing to show for it

well they are called "big box" or "box of ___" but yeah, it's not really the same

desu the munchie box just looks like leavings

>literally looks like liquid shit

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what the fuck is this shit? i thought it was a parody but i'm 2 minutes in and there is no punchline.

>this guy in every food thread ever

this explains why 30% of british people are obese

I thought that was Shawn Spencer at first

>This is 10/10 food in USA

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Watching Don't Breathe and new The Exorcist episode, eating chicken brochettes with fries.

doner meat is gross

Fuck off Scotland

Caesar salad
True Life and Real Sports

no

kys my man

Sauce?

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

Pasta and milk shake

>Pasta and milk shake

kys to you too, my guy

it is

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see
but I guess you come from a place that has no food at all

Get out of here STALKER!

And take your doubles with you

I smell like this looks.

Delicious

That is not a cake. Stop mashing shit together and calling it cake. Nobody should eat that shit. Ever. Stop this shit before we have ham gravy brownies and spaghetti pie.

Good choice..yeah?

Such is life on welfare island.

What about this cheese salad, user? Are you going to be overly pedantic about that, too?

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there's at least 2000 cal there
no wonder why you're all fat

link to video?

youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

they're disgusting in theory and about 3000 calories but there is nothing better than a munchy box when you're drunk and starving.

youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

That's like a weeks worth of food. No way you'll eat all that in one go.

>Americans

mmmmm

Fat fuck.

i've seen tiny 8 stone girls demolish one of those in the short distance between the kebab shop and their taxi home.

I eat this shit straight from the jar.

Might watch Predator later.

Jesus Christ, your poor arteries

The worlds gonna end

>stone
Can you get on the rest of the world's level Britbong? We don't use rocks to measure shit anymore it's not the stone age.

imagine being that comfy all the time

plus youll probably cap out at around 40 tops

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just ordered a few za's stay jelly faggots

I like how someone just tossed some fries on top.

Won't mommy let you watch movies on the television? Do you have to wait until she's finished watching the Voice?
You're 26 son it's time to move out.

patrician lad

Nice starter, dips - what do you have on your pizza?

>sleeping on a bed made from your own fat

Living the dream

>eating on your bed
That's disgusting. Have dignity.

Milk and cookies while watching Aria The Natural

>not recognizing an age old photo that's been on Cred Forums gorillions of times

fuck this thread. you are all disgusting

Serious question:

How do people eat so much fatty greasy food in one go and not get sick? I feel sick just looking at these pictures.

Guess my waifu's movie and the food

This shit is actually amazing. I've had it before.

Why did you poo in your noodles?

>The Hills Have Eyes
original or remake?

How much does this cost?

I love this picture

This is the grossest fucking thread. You honkeys are pure vile

JUST

Blacks have a higher rate of obesity and die from heart attacks at a much higher rate.
You stupid nigger.

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If I ate more than a fifth of that in one sitting I'd feel sick.
Can't imagine how often you shart yourself.

Isn't salad supposed to be mostly vegetables?

americans don't have that shit you fat fuck

Would jerk myself to completion with a handful of that mac n' cheese

>what are you eating
cholesterol

>what am I watching
Underworld: Evolution

Patrician.

5-8. They usually just throw whatever leftovers they have in there and eye the price.

after years of seeing it, someone finally did post a source

it's part of some haunted house exhibit.

you have not seen an 8 stone girl demolish everything in the ops pic

maybe just the pizza in the middle

>salad in a munchy box
revolting

good shit

This nigga knows the bizness!

Pic related and The Cuckold: Collector's edition

Get rid of the diarrhea fries and we got a deal.

>no hope solo roast beef

You disappoint me, Cred Forums.

tfw no philly cheesesteak to cuddle with

How would you even eat that chili cheese burg without making a huge mess

Bruh I don't what you paid for that but you got ripped off.

But seriously, learn how to make pizza, you fucking cumstain!!

what the fuck is this

>$38.99

cuddle with my philly cheesesteak if you like

>actually has TOAST on a plate that says TOAST

ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN!

I have the same laptop *fistbump*

Weed brownies and Trailer Park Boys

I don't like being high much but a friend gave me some and I'm marathoning the show so I figured it'd go hand in hand

They aren't working so far though

people who eat food in bed, with the covers pulled back, especially greasy and crumbly food, are just a different breed of human

Bruh fo reel muh nigga fuck off wit dat sheit nawmsayin homie? Peace nigga ooga booga booga

That looks like UK/Ireland takeout not American.

Why do Anglos have the worst food?

Eating: Leftover spagett, fresh baked cookies (I had a lot of veggies earlier)

Watching: Based Bill Maher then probably Space Ghost or The Sheild

... fuck you, OP

I'm eating a microwaved chimichanga and I'm going back and forth between the Indians game and the Friday the 13th marathon on AMC.

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Not in America, faggot.

>brown rolls with tomato sauce

What is that?

4U

I'm drinking wine (merlot) and split screening minecraft with my daughter.

I can't speak for anglo's but here in Ireland we've similar food and it looks bad but tastes amazing!!

How's her foot game?

curious how much did that food cost ya?

Don't eat too much, or it might kick your ass once they do kick in.

As for me, watching Jeepers Creepers and The Void, and starting the new Exorcist series provided I don't finish my REmake play through instead. Eating pepperoni and bacon pizza and drinking water and maybe some Earl Grey later.

Beer would be nice but I've been drunk more often than not this week.

Including the heart transplant?

Eating 5 guys and watching Holes

>eating 5 guys and watching holes
that's what she said

i'd eat like 1/32th of that and call it a day.

but i wouldn't eat that kind of shit again this week. variety is the spice of life

watched a lot of MDE, and drank a ton of 101, WT.

She can punt a football a good 30 yards.

probably set up but got a kek out of me

noice

Oи блин. Literally.))

Go look at the pizza hut menu then. You're wrong

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Having a beer and watching some MST3K with the gf.

MST3K >Minnesotan show
Surly >Minnesotan beer

Minnesota nice!

>I steamed some cabbage and poured chicken broth over it.
Yeah, I used to be poor too.

Let's just wait and see how the election turns out before we start bragging about being free

Stuffed Bellpeppers and spagetti with some water....After seeing this thread i remembered why i felt disgusted and hated myself all these years. I ate like shit constantly.

That's Litlle Caesers and you know it

TOPKEK

I can't even guess the brand of potato you took the picture with

Would that be 5-8 "stone" ?

youtube.com/watch?v=RXXjBVC2-PA
enjoy.
Also
>pic related

how fat are you?

Why don't Americans make cheese salad anymore?

youre right user
its pizza!
youve just won 300 pesos y una patada bien en el orto

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Shit son that's more than I eat in a week.

Lasagna and Gone Girl

steak plus tomato cream and smashed potatoes
1/10

Had a good steak.

>im drinking steel reserve and eating a shitty $1 TV dinner on a friday night

where did it go wrong bros

Absinthe
Sue Side Squad

wow rude

;__;

>smashed potatoes
>smashed

Make This seriouseats.com/2016/10/food-lab-broccoli-cheddar-cheese-soup.html

> $1 TV dinner
Where are you from? I've never even seen that

canada. they have them in the dollar store

Cocaine and hot pockets

you can gets all kinds of stuff for a dollar these days
youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY

Oh watching enter the void

which one Cred Forums?

Please show me the package

Dear God

not sure if america has these you guys might

>white people

better put that back on the grill for another 20 minutes

They have these at dollar tree here in burgerland

>Antrim

Neither

... user... why?

>cream ale
Nigga please tell me you picked up on this and got a three way going.

what if I told you that I've literally been there and have pics to prove

american here yes have those but they are the biggest fucking ripoff

like 99% rice or potato

Do Americans really eat that by themselves? I feel like that's a family box or something.

That has to be atleast 8000+ kilojoules

>not sure if america has these
>giant USDA inspection logo right on the box

scottish munchie box
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box

fight me?

>Breakfast

Porridge and some bananas

>Lunch

Scrambled eggs with chorizo and some tortillas

>Dinner

Chicken/Beans and rice. Sometimes I put them in tortillas then put cheese on the tortillas and put them in the oven then eat that.

#1

Watching TNG, dinner was steak/pork tacos and chicken enchiladas from my favorite local Mexican place.

>delivery website says 70 minute wait time
>food shows up half an hour later

1 with an irn bru

the non-shit soup one

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box
I kinda want to buy one just for the experience, but that's a big meal.

Do they eat them daily? or is it just a 1 off thing to eat with your partner?

#1 is better hand food, easier to eat when watching Teleivison & Film

An orangeman presbyterian Ulster-Scots speaking UUP member and civil servant was teaching a class on Bonar-Law, known loyalist.

”Before th' class begans, ye must get on yer knees an' worship William of Orange an' accept tha' he was the most loyal and true Ulsterman the world has ever known, even greater tha' Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic Provisional IRA member who had run over 1500 hundred guns across the false border and understood the necessity of a united Ireland if the country were to achieve her tradition of nationhood stood up and help up a potato.

"Well now ladeen, what's the matter with this spud then?

The arrogant civil servant smirked quite Unionistly and smugly replied “'Tis likely riddled a the blight and ye'd be better to have taken the soup ye Fenian bastard”.

"Ye're wrong there now. 'Tis grand, only dug up outside Killa not two days ago. If it was blighted as ye say, then why've we not got a second Ghorta Mór(which was a British plot) on our hands?"

The protestant was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of the Solemn League and Covenant. He stormed from the room crying those Scots crocodile tears. The same tears Orangemen cry for "the poor Southern protestants" while they jealously continue to suckle on the royalist teat. There is no doubt that at this point our teacher, Angus Dunlop, wished that he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a unnecessary bureaucrat of a failed state.

The students applauded and all voted Sinn Féin that day and accepted Wolfe Tone as the last good Ulster protestant
A raven named “An Sean Bhan Bhocht” flew into the room and perched atop the Tricolour and shed a tear on the chalk. "A Nation Once Again" was sung several times, and God himself showed up and repealed the act of partition.

The civil servant lost his job and was fired the next day. He died of a Provo nailbomb and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Tiocfaidh ár lá PS No border

cheap meal, cheap beer. i know it sucks but im a poorfag at the moment
ah ok

>that's a big meal.
For you

TL;DR

you ok user?

>fry onions
>cook steak in the caramelized onions
>put some french cheese to melt on the steaks
>when all is done, quickly put 2 eggs on the hot frying pan and mix them with the onions
>serve hot with a homemade orange/kiwi/strawberry juice

>See also: Scottish cuisine

Wikipedia bringing the bantz

I would happily mary and have a family with that steak

What's the beer? I'm drinkin High Life and eating a chimichanga, so we're probably not that far off.

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>Surly

NICE
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Found a 6-pack of Grain Belt Zombie Pub Crawl beer tonight, trying that... it's actually very good and limited release.

Wish they had this in America. I'd dig having one of these and splitting it with my gf.

>homemade

steel reserve
it taste like shit but its giving me a buzz

It's like going to a buffet but the buffet is at home. It's not something you eat daily.

Yeah, that shit is horrible. Reminds me of a beer from my city called Iron City -- it's pretty bad.

SR's fine for cooking brats

>18,000 calories a day

yep. good %age though

I'm having water.

Surely america has something similar, if not the same food stuffs

I always loved this pic because I want to make fun of it but I can't

I remember someone describing this on a podcast and i felt nauseous thinking about it

really didn't need to see that picture

You can get those same foods, especially on the east coast, but you can't get them in a box all together for a cheap price.

THICC

>bottled water

I sure do prefer my water non bottled also

Where is this pizza place?
I'm Brazilian too but i have no idea where it is

Baby goldfish and probably a western

wah ah

>government poisoned tap water

>not accepting your nanites to purchase more munchie boxes

fucking casuals

Why would you get that when you can buy those things fresh at the market?

what does vagina feel like?

thicc
if you're not attracted to this you're literally a low test faggot and mat as well be sucking cock

grilled cheese stuffed crust pizza

get mad, yuropoors.

salty bags of sand

THICC

my local pizzeria does that

fuck off americuck

mmmm baby

THICCC

dammit that was my next one

>the fries
>not the gently placed raw green olives

What's the difference between THICC and FAT?

THICC = fat in the right places
FAT = fat in the wrong places

about 2kg

m i n n e s o t a

How can fat be in the right places though? It's literally failed tissue.

those look cum-worthy

not feel, TASTE

Nobody thought laying your back on your ass was possible but the yanks proved us wrong again

>Deer Park

Mah nigga

This kek

>Don't eat too much, or it might kick your ass once they do kick in.
its cannabis lol not crack cocaine

>pizza hut

seriously both Pizza Hut and Dominos suck ass, every local pizza place makes it better than they do

Occasionally, a restaurant will offer an appetizer sampler, which will have servings of 4-5 appetizers, which would be similar to a munchiebox if the sampler were from a pizza place or other casual dining place.

Otherwise though, it'd be expensive to get something similar because you'd have to order 4-5 individual appetizers/sides at $4-5 apiece.

I really like Pizza Hut these days. Out of all the national pizza chains, they're the best.

Problem with local pizza places is that they're expensive as fuck. At least out here they are anyway. A medium-large is going to be anywhere from $15-$25 at a local spot, even a hole in the wall.

How can those places put them out so cheap though? I mean, would you pay $20 for one of them?

im drinking 3 of these kill me soon

rip man

I'm a malt drinker too but not in the last year or two

Might as well be drinking water you fucking faggot

In a way, I pity people who never had Tommy's but in some other ways I envy them

>tfw there's nothing to watch

Why is there a stylized asshole drawn on every ad from the 50's?

Why on the bananas

Whatever this food is, I want it now.

damn these foods make me feel better about eating that mcdonalds apple pie and ice coffee

what does penis taste like?

U.S.A "food"

Are you really going to eat all that in one sitting?

Because thats pretty gross man.

Well considering he'd just said he didn't like being high, I'd say you can fuck off.

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>make chocolate cocks and give them to attractive women for free to try
literally a genius. He will have a goldmine of a spank bank.

this is my breakfast

needs more ketchup

What's even the point of this?

pointing out the fact that there's food for 4 people though it looks like only one is eating isn't enough?

Celery with Eggplant Dip

LOST of course

Planning to order some sushi, what movie should I watch?

imagine being so fat you can't see from under your fat rolls

>that glow
are you eating the sun?

I know ur a pleb, but this youtube.com/watch?v=b50vS55sFYU

Don't know what to watch though. Maybe I'll just go out, it's supposed to get beautiful today.

Why not eating healthy and watch something good?
>eating a European style breakfast with dark German bread and drinking British tea
>watching planet earth

> people with poor genetics

I pity them

>British tea


Where's the milk you fuck tard,

Updated my breakfast..

I... Is almondmilk ok?

Ups, wrong user

this

you look poor brudi

Well I'm a student..
Also who the Fuck can afford almondmilk or a 4k Samsung TV, when you're poor?

Or Netflix

>I am not poor because I own a TV
wew

sushi and mojito

I'll watch once upon in a time in america in a while

We have that you nonce

I'm eating nothing, just like I haven't eaten anything for the past 6 days. I've started blurring around the edges of my eyes and I can feel a constant burning in my stomach. 5 more days before I can eat. I don't know if I'm going to survive.

Stop it you adgy cunt :,(

>I've a 1.600€ pc
>A 800€ TV
>a car
>my own apartment
>nd no debts

And... I'm more healthy and get more women, you've ever had/will have.

*Edgy
:^)

>being a europeon
top lel

'ne Pissnelke bist du.

that tv is 800 euro? wtf

Yeah, panties sure hit the floor when they see your stylishly furnished dank apartment

Sagte der Animu guckende Fedora fettsack aus Mamas Keller

Amazing how her organs are still working. The human body is fucking dank.

Holy shit lol

place looks comfy man. Dont listen to these bitter neets

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I've just had a girl for two days here.
Strangely she didn't wanna leave ;)

You wanna join me and watch some Netflix together? :*

So, your sister didn't want to go back to Özkan's place because he beat her up again, I see.

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Kek

Actually the girl that I brought home was half Turkish.

was für halb türkisch lan? wallah billah ich mach dich krankenhaus!

Schon mal was von Lavoo gehört?

>tfw groceries are getting more and more expensive these days
pic costed me 30 euro

Nope, klingt aber reichlich schwuttig.

Haha, cool auf tv/ ein genau so behinderten deutschen zu sehen wie mich.

Halber einkaufen von "ja" und nennt mich poorfag

>ok

Tu nicht so du jungfau... Das ist eine dating App.
Ist der größte "online Puff" in Deutschland

This was about 15€ and it lasted quite a while. I actually still have some bananas around.
90% of all that shit on your table isn't even food.

Irgendwer muss in diesem Trauerland ja den Pausenclown spielen.

>App
Als wenn ich Besitzer von so 'nem Smartphonegeschmeiß wär.
Ne ne ne, da lob ich mir meinen alten Kasten der 2005 schon cool war. Nur Notrufe und 'ne Uhr. Vernünftig.

>Irgendwer muss in diesem Trauerland ja den Pausenclown spielen

Kek

Eigentlich ist ganz 4chinz eine online Clownschule

>Ne ne ne, da lob ich mir meinen alten Kasten der 2005 schon cool war.

Ganz ehrlich den Smartphone Müll brauchst du auch nicht... ist für mich nur eine Spielerei bis ich eine vernünftige Freundin gefunden habe.

Smart TV and 4k
Also it's 2 years old

That's easily 2 days worth of calories. How fucking fat are you?

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