Everyone went off to have more succesful careers than Topher Grace

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topher has accomplished more than being in a netflix show with 2016 ashton kutcher

I didn't even recognize him when I first watched it.

Eric Foreman's specific hair and woobie loser face is engrained in my brain as Topher Grace, any alteration makes him unrecognizable.

has he really?

Apparently Ashton is a huge douche. I had a family friend whos daughter was miss south Dakota or something, and apparently he came over for a family dinner one night since they were dating. He was so obnoxious that her dad threw him out of the house.

I really need to get more details about that story but I forget everytime i visit

A successful douche.

probaly not true desu or else you'd know the details unless you're some hollywood pussy slayer

That sounds like the plot of an Ashton Kutcher movie

>specific hair
I was fucking amazed to learn that Topher wore a wig after a certain point in the show because he was tired of having that haircut. I never noticed

I only remember seeing him in that last Predator movie. Other than that yep never saw him again in anything.

>typecast for the rest of his elderly life

No I'm just some guy from the Midwest with family in SD. I believe Ashton's from Iowa so it made sense to me.

I think I even read later that he did date miss south Dakota at some point so I don't doubt it.

He was in Interstellar, got punched by Casey Affleck

Even Donna?

Spider-Man 3 and predators

I just realized Ashton Kutcher's never acted a day in his life

oh yeah those...great...movies.

>doesn't even get punched by the Affleck that matters

Donna is on Female OZ on netflix.

Spiderman 3 is a masterpiece and I will defend it until the day I die

Probably because he occupies that awkward area somewhere between good looking and average desu. He's not good looking enough to be a typical male lead, yet his looks aren't bad/stereotypical enough to be the nerd/'ugly' character. Doesn't help he also isn't very distinctive looking

Which one is that?

meme movie.

Topher Grace was a dick apparently, he was super serious and never hung out with the rest of the cast he just showed up worked and left.

They had a party to celebrate the final episode and i forget which but he either showed up for 10 mins and left or didn't show up at all.

Now I just feel bad for him.

donna hasn't done shit, i know because i've been eagerly waiting with my dick out

BITCHES LEAVE

It's official then, he's /ourguy/

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That's what that little twat gets for not doing the final season(s)(?)

What an old-numale lil cuckboy who dated a tall redhead FUCK OUTTA HERE!!

She's done multiple topless and lesbian scenes you lazy faggot.

>topless
nah
i saw her in a couple movies where she pretends to fuck but nothing noteworthy

>nah

Literally showed her tits in the first episode of Orange is the New Black which is like 4 years old at this point.

Lazy, idiotic faggot.

Sounds like a man to honest, which can get you into serious trouble.
What the hell was the matter with him? Don't act like a man dude, that shit is taboo

Not only that she was in some shitty movie I can't remember where she's suntanning topless.

its like you guys never visit topnudecelebs or something

>sticking around to party with a scientologist, jew, mexican, giantess, and Ashton Kutcher

They all had careers that ranged from shitty to mediocre afterwards.

Kutcher's biggest success is replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.

Kunis is doing average comedies but has Family Guy to fall back on.

Prepon was hiding under a rock for 10 years until OITNB came around.

Masterson did literally nothing.

Fez spent the last decade banging starlets.

and Grace is showing up once in awhile in stuff like American Ultra.

The giantess is a scientologist too.

>Kutcher's biggest success is replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.
He was in a ton of movies, and as shitty as they may have been, he got the money and more contracts.

As popular as it was I feel like that 70s show is still very much underrated.

It was certainly better than that gay/womans shit show Friends.

He got to kiss Jessica Chastain, momfu of all momfus

it certainly had more attractive women.

I've rewatched it recently and it is fucking hilarious. I would definitely say it's underrated now that it's been off the air for a while.

>caught my mom and dad having sex
>probably won't get aroused for a month or two
>next day
>tune in to the episode where Eric finds Red and Kitty having sex
God is a prankster.

maybe the rest of them were annoying or assholes

I would do the exact same thing

Honestly 90% + of plastic surgeries looks horrible to me.

If a chick has fake tits in a porn I will switch it off immediately.

what about fat implants like 99% of busty japanese porn actresses that americans hate for some reason even though it looks way better.

$140 million
Ashton Kutcher's net worth of $140 million is not only from his venture capital fund, it's also from years of coming in at #1 on Forbes' annual ranking of the highest-earning actors on television (Kutcher makes $24 million per season on CBS's Two And A Half Men, and even more when his episodes go into syndication in ...Oct 19, 2014

dat tommy chong
youtube.com/watch?v=2OXO8GiE9_E

do they actually do that?

I always end up so pissed at japanese porn anyways because they blur the genies out.

I'm truly starved for good asian porn because of this.

All the south east asian porn like Phillipines and thailand and shit is mostly nasty prostitutes. and Korea doesn't produce nearly enough porn given their population, but at least they don't censor that shit.

Don't even get me started on china. So much potential but so little content.......

man, the laugh tracks are awful.

>Fez spent the last decade banging starlets.
Given his starpower in the show (the literal equivalent of Raj in TBBT), his was the most successful career

Is Seinfeld the only show with appropiate laugh tracks?

the trucker cap champ has a brilliant investment philosophy and is going to be worth over a billion before 2020s are done. Kutchie is dare I say the winner

I can't think of anything he's been in off the top of my head though.

He did bang prime Lindsay Lohan though, so he's automatically near the top of the list

>do they actually do that?
yes.

>Korea doesn't produce nearly enough porn given their population
It's because their law. Making porn is illegal there. I think in China too

Korean chicks are fucking ugly without plastic surgery. Pic related

Any examples? I know that do that for asses. That's part of the reason you see these freaks like the Kardashians and amber rose with these insanely huge asses these days, but I guess I hadn't heard about it for tits.

I guess that would explain why all the Korean porn I've searched for seems like home video camcorder shit. I must have always suspected that in the back of my mind

>not liking meme movies
best pleb filter around.

>before: no makeup
>after: makeup

makes you think

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How does he do it?

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what a legend

Didn't some girl from the cast die?

Lisa Robin Kelly who played Eric's sister Laurie. Died of a drug overdose.

RIP. New Lori sucked.

u r an idiot. he shit up both of those films. He single handedly made one of the most popular villians in SM look like a complete faggot.

And predators would have been much better without him too.

>Makeup removes chin bone

Sounds like you don't even know how to think

dont dislike the guy but this is kinda true.

WTF RE YOU TALKING ABOUT-HE TRANSFORMED HIS CAREER AND IS PLAYING THE CHARACTER "TUCKER CARLSON" YOU DUMB FUCKS-seriously visit some other boards you vitamin d deprived maggots.

Ashton has a retarded brother that works at the same company as my dad. My dad told me once his retarded brother hit a lady with his car and then just stood there and looked at her lel

haha what a retard.

haha.

>Ashton has a retarded brother
>works at the same company as my dad
he lives in a care home

>hit a lady with his car
he can't drive

>just stood there and looked at her
he can't stand either

hi Kelso.

>Double jaw surgery for cosmetic reasons

Oh wow. That's only supposed to be for people with severe under/over bite.

That is fucking morbid.

>Apparently Ashton is a huge douche
>apparently

Wasn't he Spiderman?

Met him at a concert once. really chill guy, smoked a joint with him and shooted the shit.

I'm starting to think you guys think my story was made up.What with the near identical post being made about topher.

I assure you with all sincerity that I have close personal family members who said this to me with no connection to hollywood.

It was just a random discussion that came up, that I thought was interesting.

like I said I should really get to the bottom of this.

no.

The 80's were a strange time for Red

he should have been

Both he and Kutcher wanted to do the final season, but the show wasn't sure if it was going to be picked up for another season so they procured work in movies. Then when the show did get renewed, they weren't available.

I'm as mad about Randy as the next guy, but you can't blame Topher or Ashton for that.

Anyway, he's had a relatively decent career after the show. The only actors from the show that really haven't are probably Bob and Kitty. Red had a big enough career before, so he doesn't count.

He's actually pretty decent in the Dusk Till Dawn tv show.

He's also in the Netflix show with Kelso and Hyde, where he plays a more realistic version of Fez.

I've got netfix and thats honestly all I watch but I've never even considered watching that show.

I have heard about it though.

I've also only seen clips of Dusk till dawn.

For the longest time I thought it was related to that tales from the crypt thing with dennis miller.

It's okay.

It's not the greatest show ever, but it is decent.

could be worse

>I can't think of anything he's been in off the top of my head though.
He was pretty good in Awake

I have seen the Selma hayek scenes about a million times though

Even Fez? Topher grace has been in several well received movies.

nah, topher is the real douche. when he left that 70s show he didnt even stick around to say goodbye to the cast, he thought he was going to bigger things and left them in the dust
he also gave us Randy

she's also a scientologist

I actually gave that show a chance.

It was honestly horrible though.

the only one worth anyone's damn was Interstellar and he actually was awful in that movie.

Oh my god. Are hose jaw bones? That is deeply unnerving...

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Was he in the first half of that movie or something?

I saw the second half of it and it was.......odd

Red Dwarf

Wow, I can see why. He's beautiful. I unfortunately, got the short end of the stick of the beautiful Mexican.

>MUUUURPH, I think ur brother wants to kill me!

i would literally only stick around for the giantess

she's a dyke.

>tfw this was the best line of the decade

Sounds like a regular dude who goes to work.

>CAN YOU FLY BOBBY
is a close second