OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE

OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE

THEN NEARLY 14 BILLION SCRIPTED LAUGHS EXPANDED FROM THE CAN

No, it wasn't.

If there was only a singularity, then that means there's no "dimensions" for the singularity to vibrate and thus create temperature. If all there was was a singularity, the temperature would logically be "absolute zero", and no Big Bang would ever take place.

>laugh track plays
Oh user
>laugh track plays louder

BOLSHEVISM!

>Tfw you forget this is Cred Forums and you clearly ignored that it was a reference

Barkeeping

I know it's a reference. I just hate that the whole "everything began as a super-hot singularity then exploded into an entire universe" theory is told like it's a scientific fact.

WA 1 T

TREBLINKA!

The studio began to cool,
Neanderthals began to drool,
The writers developed tools,

hmm really makes you think

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall
>We built the pyramids
Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery
That all started with the big bang!

>Show about nerds
>Theme song thinks the great wall of china was built before the great pyramids of giza.

UNIVERSE NICE AND HOT

OH, I GET IT

IT'S CALLED "THE BIG BANG THEORY" AND IT'S ABOUT VIRGINS TRYING TO "BANG" A GIRL

BAZINGA!!!222

TBBT isn't about nerds it is about filthy, degenerate hipsters.

>We built the pyramids
who is this we? they say it like it was someone else? It really makes me think.

BOLIVIA

yeah they define the we part like it means something

lol user, you sound like sheldon from the big bang theory

Cred Forums only hates TBBT cause they don't get it

BOWLING BALL

Only real nerds like us get it :^)

and thats how my life got flipped, turned upside-down/

Bazin-go-fuck-yourself